Colorful Edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-november-10-2025>NewsThe 2025 Magic Con and Pro Tour Schedule:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-2025-magiccon-and-pro-tour-schedule>Metagame Mentor: The Winners and Losers from Standard's 2025 Rotationhttps://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-winners-and-losers-from-standards-2025-rotation>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/CONSTRUCTED RESOURCES>Current meta, complete with deck listshttps://www.mtgtop8.com/https://www.mtggoldfish.com/metagame/>Build and share casual deckshttps://deckstats.net/https://tappedout.net/CUBE RESOURCES>Build and share Cubeshttps://cubecobra.com/landingCARD RESOURCES>Search engineshttps://scryfall.com/https://mtg.wtf/>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheaphttps://www.makeplayingcards.com/https://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM>Play online for freehttps://untap.in/https://dr4ft.info/>What is EDH?https://vocaroo.com/1ihc21gJLBh1>The Slop is for the Pigs. Pigs eat Slop.https://x.com/RealPokemoki/status/1972817965847617963>WotC's War Crimeshttps://pastebin.com/JRYDiAjq (OLD)https://pastebin.com/nEcKGAys (NEW)>Previously>>97300892>TQFave multicolor card?
>>97305725>Fave multicolor card?Simple perfection.
>>97305727lolhttps://scryfall.com/search?q=o%3A%223%3A%22+-t%3Aplaneswalker&unique=cards&as=grid&order=name
Fuck the TQ, favorite card with memory issue printed in Lorwyn Eclpsed?
>>97305727Sacrifice is an keyword action, retardbro.
>>97305725>TQThis has always been a terrible card but I love it.
>>97305751Collect Evidence is also an abomination.
Black History Month secret lair next week
>>97305764Guess what tap and untap are.
>>97305775So is adding mana.You pretending as if you are unable to see the difference between between these two things is pathetic.Or maybe you are actually that stupid, and actually are unable to parse the difference. That is even worse.
The above poster is the target audience for new magic. He seems resentment enough to constantly talk about Magic, but is just dumb enough that he will buy every new product.
Who could forget dear old forage.
>Forage>Collect Evidence>Manifest DreadAll this talk made me realize I had completely forgotten what any of these mean. Jesus Christ.
>>97305794You aren't supposed to remember anything but the latest product. These keywords mean nothing in the eternal formats, because they are not printed in Modern Horizons.
Which way, Magic man?
>>97305779Adding mana is actually a triggered ability.
>>97305779Adding mana specifically isn't a keyword action, but we digress. A lot of keyword actions are positive things, they're obviously not going to be costs very often. You see the negative ones used as costs all the time though. Discard, sacrifice, tap, exile, etc. Blight is no different.
>>97305725>tqI wish for it to never go away.
What other original planes from the past are left to plunder? Alara?
>>97305725>TQi miss burn
>>97305848uoh stanky girl armpit healing me for 3 while dealing 3 to the enemies .... uoooh
>>97305837Between UB and return sets, you might see a new plane in 2030 if you're lucky.
Subtle lore: Gay Bolas identifies as a half elven female planeswalker named Freyalise. That's how gay he is.
>>97305870That would make him straight you transphobe.
>Once the first triggered ability is on the stack, it won't trigger again, even if more damage is prevented and more incarnation counters are put onto it.Why doesn't it work like Dark Depths?
>>97305908It does work like Dark Depths, they just broke up the rulings into two for some reason.Dark Depths:>The last ability of Dark Depths is a state trigger. It won't trigger again while the ability is on the stack, but if the ability is countered and Dark Depths is still on the battlefield with no ice counters on it, it will trigger again immediately. Nine Lives:>Once the first triggered ability is on the stack, it won't trigger again, even if more damage is prevented and more incarnation counters are put onto it. >If you counter the first triggered ability or otherwise remove it from the stack, it will just trigger again immediately if Nine Lives still has nine or more incarnation counters on it.
>>97305821I like it too. Wish it was a serpent as well but oh well.
Not in standard.
>>97305805There's nothing extraordinary about the Promo's art.
>>97305969>not in the mainsetfucking fuck, this was the reprint I was looking forward the most for pioneer
>>97304743This is not Oko original origin story.
>>97305805The default art "almost" had some rockin' tits.
>>97306131lorwyn merfolk were always tiny-titted
>>97306325actually, now that i think of it, what have been the biggest tits we've seen on a merfolk?
>>97306335Kiora exists...
>>97306338Outside of her though it seems that the Ixalan merfolk have some As and Bs, but the merfolk driving the car in DFT are the runners up to Kiora.
>>97305725>TQMy heart forever belongs to this little cretin.>>97305742>>97305760Fellow scholars, how does it feel knowing that Alara isn't popular enough for modern WotC to ever sully it with a return? There are nods here and there, but it seems pretty safe *crosses fingers*.
>>97306358If you go back further you get a few more in the size range of the DFT drivers - Thada Adel, Umara Entangler. Going back even farther has some decent Cs with Tidebinder Mage, Whirlpool Warrior, Coral Fighters and Arctic Merfolk.Trust me on all of this, I'm an expert in this particular field. I'm boobanon.
>>97305794member when keywords were supposed to intuit the meaning of the mechanic?
what is this papercraft shit
>>97305837I thought there were more but I just checked the list of expansions and that is the only one that hasn't been returned to that I would consider old Magic
>>97305725Is this like some anti-patriarchy thing?
What's the point of this thing? It's just some boosters and a set of basic lands for a premium price. Is there ANY reason to not just buy the boosters if you want to draft?
>>97306560Like a girly, cuddly version of Brion until you see the skinned wolf on her staff. Lifegain-Discover is interesting, though of course it's a nasty fat wall of text.
>>97306573>What's the point of this thing?It's a draft booster box, but you get less packs at a markup above the markup that draft booster boxes are already marked up from being reduced to 30 packs to.
>You may cast that card without paying its mana cost.>You may cast cards exiled this way without paying their mana costs.>You may put any number of permanent cards exiled this way onto the battlefield.>You may cast a card exiled this way without paying its mana cost.>>You may cast it without paying its mana cost.Wow what an incredible set.
>>97306377>Fellow scholars, how does it feel knowing that Alara isn't popular enough for modern WotC to ever sully it with a return?Feels fucking good, my guy.
>>97305848>Burn is now too slow to be playable in any formatF
What the fuck is Convoke doing in fucking Lorwyn?
>>97306560>is a giantess shepherd woke?No, retard
>>97306663The answer is very simple but you aren't ready for this convocation
Control must die.
>>97306677How long before we get 1 mana 3/1s with protection abilities?
This feels playableIt can accelerate into a Cultivator Colossus, Lumra in titan or Agent of Treachery for land steal
I hate cheaters but what I hate the most is Red.
Reminder they spent a couple million bucks on this dark crystal ripoff than to hire actual people to design and playtest their shit.
>>97306377Kamigawa and Lorwyn ranked pretty poorly with WoTC but they still eventually got remakes. All it takes is for people to nostalgiafag hard enough.
>>97306805...and you'll buy it anyways!
>>97306821Nah.
>>97306805It looks good fagThe set though eh mechanics are mehDefinitely picking up an extra collector box or too though now that I see the art. This ain't no bloomburrow but this is gonna go up i can feel it
>>97306750Keep in mind it can only throw out Cultivator Colossus or Lumra if you control two lands or less. I personally think pic related is a better overall target anyway.
>>97306874Nice
Are you ready for what comes next after Lorwyn?
>>97306871AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>97306874>massive, planet consuming monster>ward 3ok
>>97305753Why couldn't this be a static instead of etb?
>>97306377That guy makes me think of this equipment, and how armor on Bant didn't have backplate because why would you hit a guy in the back? It's such a clever bit of worldbuilding and philosophy left completely tacit.
>>97306911Probably so they don't have to deal with Humility layers. Imagine if it was static and both players had one in play.
>>97306677I deploy Beza, the Bounding Spring
>>97305725KINDRED? It's TRIBAL. Goddamnit.
>>97306911Magic will never have designs this elegant and soulful ever again
What's the reason for LIFE GAIN ability on a killer?!?
>>97307024Feels so out of place
>>97307024It's kind of funny to me that this is the most playable elf they've shown off so far.
>>97306979I continue to attack.
>>97307024>>97307030kill 'em with kindness
>>97307024>green soul sister with deathtouch for some reasonok
Today I had a MtG related dreamI dreamt that I opened a pack of cards, and one of them was completely gold-plated foilbut the quality was so shitty, that the golden foil peeled right off, leaving only a glossy blank card
>>97307024doesn't matter. my pauper elves deck just got a new card.
>>97306377Mark said Alara is now more likely to return than New Cappenna.
>>97307082A new uncommon?
>>97306663To help the merfolks tap themselves.
>>97307024The dose makes the poison.
>>97306986Calling things tribal is hecking problematic anon. Stop being such a chud you racist bigot.
>>97307088as if they need any help doing anything, they have ridiculous sinergy, gaining flying, unblockable, ward, hexproof, etc, not to mention explore
Maralen
>>97307102I meant for drafting purposes.
>>97307087damn you
>>97307105penis shadow
>>97307075The future we deserve.
Do you like the blight mechanic?PErsonally I find itt boring, and also would force our grroup to buy -1/-1 dices.Only good thing from the blight mechanic is the Golgari Feet Mommy
>>97307047Please have a female elf version of this card...
>>97307132I pretty sure Japan is the only one allowed to change a card's gender since the English card art has to account for the Romance language translations.
>>97306573Because they shoved in a collector booster in there as a "prize pack" for some reason which massively inflated the price
>>97307105>Another sultai steal your opponents stuff commanderGoes right into my EDH deck!
>>97307127Have to see more of the set first but the idea of -1/-1 counter juggling could be interesting (in limited at least) but it depends on how well it's supported and how fast the format is since it's pretty slow
>>97307105>target opponentBut I have only one opponent?
>>97305805>rares are being upshifted in the same set nowJOTC!!
>>97307208I think I get what you're trying to talk about but that's literally just how magic cards are worded you retard
>>97307075lol not too long ago I also had a dream about this game where my foil islands were curled to a tube. I'm still waiting to wake up
>>97307239Fuck you I have hexproof you cannot insult me.
>>97307256you've also got sexproofgottem
>>97307047>green soul sister with deathtouch and elf creature type
Where are all the treefolk? Why haven't we seen any yet?
>>97307309There are at least 2 in the leaks 2 threads back
>>97307309There's quite a few, look it up.
>>97307309
>>97307317>>97307321I was not aware there were leaks. I have only seen official spoilers thus far.>>97307319That's the one tree they revealed. I figured we'd get at least one impressive tree guy day one.
>>97307331
>>97307127>doesn't do anything if you don't already have board presence
>>97307208It's to power up self hexproof.
Its no archmage but I rike this
>>97307369>5 mana to counter a noncreature and make the opponent draw a cardthis shit is so assssss
>>97307385UW powerlevel, deal with it
>>97307372I love Hamm, but this is his Secret Lair style. Why is it in the main set?
>>97307388>UW powerlevel
>>97307385Why are you sitting on a flash evasive beatstick to reactively counter a spell?
I like how in modern mtg sets you don't even know what new cards are legal in constructed formats because there are so many different alt arts, commander inserts and special slots. Guess you can infer it from learning the set symbols and the "rules" for extra slots that change every other set, but at this point I just tune out and don't care
>>97307437Anon, the Secret Lair cards were a reference to his iconic Eventide card.
>>97307508
>>97307493>Guess you can infer it from learning the set symbolsyou can infer it from the code at the bottom left of the card, in lorwyn's case, any card with ECL is in the main set, any other 3 letters means it's not part of the standard set, and to make it a bit easier, the vast majority of commander only cards are like this "XXC" with the C meaning commander
>>97307372Why does Lorwyn/Shadowmoor have native raccoons?
>>97307524The issue is that I don't really care enough to learn that shit when looking at spoilers. Like I'm sure the information is out there, but I just don't don't care enough about the game anymore to want to look it up
SCAR
>>97307720Sear
>>97307720Soar
>>97307720Saar
>vivid is mid>blight is shit and clunky>evokeis only on mythic rares and worded to stop any interactions>tribal cards are renamed to somethign gay>every other mechanic (assuming there is one) is so unremarkable i already forgot about it
So, Fractured, but Whole is the last hope for Magic as an IP, right?Lorwyn will flop and Strixhaven 2 is DOA, so it's the only chance to convince Hasbro to keep the Univers Within alive
Magic is fucking cooked
>>97307749They forgot to put good cards in the set, but it's hecking LORWYRINO so I must buy because of the art (in reality AI) and to remind that I support Universes Within! I'm not buying anything, fuck this game with a rake
>>97307768Why? Also just now you noticed?
>>97307768>Let's just rehash this lockpiece creature but buff it a bit and make it an enchantment so it's harder to interact withShiggitygiggity
>>97306663Convoke isn't shackled to any particular plane
This lil' nigga is going to fix pioneer, finally having your shit bounced has a downside
>>97307801>a red card is gonna fix a red/blue format, previously dominated by a mono red deck
>>97307801Does anyone even play pioneer anymore?
>>97307808I do, creativity and ygra combo are my two decks of choice on mtgo, I also have all the cards for rakdos midrange but I rarely feel like playing it these days
>>97307801This thing is going to come and go as fast as Harsh Mentor.
>>97307826that thing has relevant creature type
>>97307826it's a sideboard card at best
>>97307105Pure unfettered Coommander design.
>>97307777chekt, card is rekt
>>97307838That's the neat part, Standard is mostly played in bo1!
Guys, I have a problem, I need advice.I want to make a 5 colors EDH bracket 2 dragon deck. The Ur-Dragon would have been perfect for me, but then I learned that people hate it and that it's probably too powerful because of Eminence.Tiamat isn't an option either because I don't like tutors.O-Kagachi is nice as one of the 99 but sucks as a commander.Scion of the Ur-Dragon is either shit or an absurd machine combo, neither of which I like.Niv-Mizzet has nothing to do with dragons.Morophon is horribly boring, I'm so sick of him, already played him as a commander for angels and for slivers before.Ramos feels meh.Are Esika and Jodah, Archmage Eternal the only reasonable options for a 5 colors EDH bracket 2 dragon deck? Or should I say fuck and play the Ur-Dragon regardless? Is the Ur-Dragon really as disgusting as people say?
>>97307858
>>97307826I doubt it. It's going to get better with time as more and more cheap/free counterspells enter the format. I'd say it's going to see play in modern just because there are so many cheap counter and removal spells there
Hey guys. Has Standard been revitalized yet?
>>97307862what does that even mean?
>>97307879It's not even been three years.
>>97307882It means wrong thread you monkey.
>>97307879It's Flourishing™
>>97307879Still looking for that equilibrium, we'll reach it some day
>>97307858ask here>>97304302
>>97307927>>97307886Done! Sorry!
>>97307762No it wont. Addicts will always keep the money flowing for their heckerino nostalgia.
>>97307762What makes stupid frogposter assume fucking Lorwyn will flop?
>>97307762from the leaks, it looks like it's planar chaos 2
>>97308024What an insulting thing to say about Planar Chaos
>>97308038it's insulting that the game still exists in its current state in 2026 but here we are
Strixhaven=Shit, UB set without being an actual outsider IPFracture=Horrible, just knowing they will make changes on fundamental is enough to say this set is guaranteed flopThe rest is a year full of UB sets i can only hope all of them flop as hard as possible.
>>97308021/tg/ has decreed that the set is low power level
>>97308057Friendly reminder the people saying this is the same that labeled pic related as “Draft chaff”
>>97308038>let's intentionally print color pie breaks because it's le epicPlanar Chaos was shit.
>>97308070don't forget the doomposting about firebending cards
>>97307879>Sheoldred>Tri land domain>Wandering Emperor>Raffine midrange>Kumano + Swiftspear It says it all about the absolute dumpster fire of current standard that I miss the 2023 meta in comparison
Here's your pushed as shit dragon that will still see 0 play
>>97306881What do you mean? Lorwyn Eclipsed is the last Magic The Gathering set that's ver going to be released. It's a little bittersweet but it's good they ended it on a high note.
>not even a single monk creatureSigh
now that the dust as settled, what did you guys think about the ATLA set?
>>97308197It's UB. UB bad.
Chronicle of Victory, what are we thinkin senpaiYea it costs 1 more than vanquisher's banner, but you get a lotta bang for that 1 (+1/+1, first strike, trample)
>>97308197Okay/10, not quite a Spiderman level disaster but nothing amazing either. Bending mechanics are neat I guess
>>97308195Why would there be? I don't think there was a single one in old Lorwyn.
>>97308195shapshifters are monks too
>>97308156someone needs to shop this into spinecock tyrant
>>97308282Old lorwyn did tribal support for weird tribes (shamans come to mind). I was hoping they would expand on this concept rather than just redoing the exact same tribes of Lorwyn 1.
>>97308290The class types were one of the lowest rated parts of Lorwyn in general so unsurprising they toned it down
>>97308302Yes, weird tribes like...soldier, cleric, rogue, and wizard.
>>97306805>ripoffIt's hardly a ripoff if it's by the same people.
>>97308302They did different tribes because they didn't want to do Onslaught 2, not because these tribes were weird.
>>97308392>shaman>giants>treefolk>elemental>faerie>sorcerorthere wasnt rogue tribe support pre Lorwyn you flaming homo, that just proves my pointAlso >a single cleric tribe cardDoesnt count for shit.Yea, elves, merfolk, warriors, and wizards were overrepresented, but my fucking point still stands.
>>97307343I have never been more tired of these kikety Sun Titan memes
>>97308197Third best set of the year/10
>>97306677>literal black HallowbladeI mean it doesn’t get anymore kikety blatant than this thievery from White. Besides blue Vigilance.
>>97308364Yea, and planeswalkers were highly rated. Turns out their "raters" are fucking retards
>>97308478>sorcerer>original LorwynThe type didn't even exist at that point, you nonce.The designers also grouped "race" types and "class" types separately, with Lorwyn covering the "race" types and Morningtide covering the "class" types--and that latter category is the one into which monk would fall. The idea was that a Kithkin Soldier would draft one way in LRW-LRW-LRW, but would be usable in two different decks in LRW-LRW-MOR. In reality, that turned out to be a massive fucking headache and people largely ignored the class tribal cards. As ECL gets a single set to cover all the themes previously spread across four sets, it's unsurprising that an unpopular and largely forgotten theme has been dropped.Even leaving that consideration aside, however, there was no reason to assume that a return to Lorwyn would mean tribal support for tribes not previously associated with the plane at all. Expecting monk is as silly as expecting a skeleton pirate lord.
>>97308526>black getting creatures that protect themselves is stealing from whiteRetard
>>97308542Regeneration should have never been turned into indestructible.
>>97308302They did it in Morningtide and that was it. They clearly were just testing out the idea, given that they used it on a small set once and never again it seems it didn't pan out well.
>>97306677Ixalon did it better. Unless you want a discard outlet for combo
>>97308554Regeneration is a stupid mechanic that no longer makes any sense now that the damage in the stack step is gone and didn't even work because literally 90% of removal just had "can't be regenerated" in it. Indestructible is more intuitive and actually impactful.
>>97308595>actually impactful.Lmao it really isn't because the exact same thing happened again and they started printing removal that easily gets around indestructible.
>>97308616>startedSwords to Plowshares was a day 1 card
>>97308302Semirelated to your autistic outburst, I am surprised none of the Tarkir sets had a monk lord or other type:monk support. Weirdly The Brothers War (by way of the Archimandrite) is the only set that has ever printed support for the monk tribe.
>>97308642Tarkir in general isn't a very tribal heavy plane, with the exception of Dragons.
>>97308616Sacrifice already gets around indestructible, and we've had that since forever.
>>97308542>Hurr durr I’m a nitpicky kike retard who can’t stand blatant evidencePull the crayons out of your mouth retard
Also>Hurr durr regenerate is indestructible Reading comprehension was never very good for your retards, was it?
Surely there's some use for 2 mana instant speed save a guy and then combo with some counters shit.
>>97308156Did Lorwyn even have dragons?
>>97308743It had one I think.
>>97308743Yes.
>>97308718It's what they functionally replaced "regenerate" with, yes.
>>97308743>>97308753well... akshuallywe had one in Shadowmoorin Lorwyn we had >>97308761
>>97308773I hate how they feel the need to cram a dragon on every single plane. Most of the time they don't even do anything interesting with the designs. Tarkir can get a pass because it's the dragon plane, but why the fuck do we have the same shit over and over again everywhere else? The one good thing about OTJ was that we finally got some dragons that weren't the usual lizard with wings design. It feels like they pat themselves on the back for looking at Kamigawa and going "oh it's based on an asian culture we need to use legless dragons" or "what if we slapped this fire effect on a dragon lol".
Some interesting cards for Tayam
>>97308830We dragonchads may not always be eating well, but we ARE always eating.How theyll fit a dragon into the marvel set I dont know, but we'll see.
>>97308866Fin Fang Foom
>>97308830It's mostly that there are dragons in pretty much every preexisting plane in the game because they're super popular. Even in Lorwyn there was already a dragon and we're just checking up on what that singular dragon is doing. I don't think Duskmourn had any dragons, for one.
>>97308899Duskmourn has a single instant or sorcery depicting dragons and that was meant to the throughline on the whole "dragonstorms leaking across planes" issue. They really botched that whole idea.
>all these artworks
>>97308899Duskmourn was the first since OG Ixalan to not have one, and Ixalan was probably because there were already dinos which are similar enough in their eyes. I'm not even against them throwing out dragons left and right, but at least do something cool with them. Like for at least half of them, if you hid the name you would be unable to tell what plane it was from. look at >>97308773 and tell me how you can recognize it's from Lorwyn. They're practically interchangeable.
>>97308917It feels to me like that idea fell due to a clash between the lore team and the design team. Having Dragon cards in every set enough to be noticeable would 100% detract from the set itself, so they had to settle for the compromise of "let's put some Dragons in the art or like 1 dragon every set or so" and it ended up looking irrelevant.
>>97308939>tell me how you can recognize it's from LorwynBecause there was a card depicting a dragon-shaped hill in Lorwyn. Now we're in Shadowmoor, and it's an actual, awake dragon, as the flavor text shows.
>>97308950Would you need to change anything at all about the art if that hill had been on Dominaria instead? No, it's generic as fuck.
>>97308941Reading this just made me remember the dragon hawk in Bloom burrow which was supposed to be a teaser for something bigger but never had an equivalent in the other sets
>>97308989Yep. That was the first hint at the dragonstorms showing up on other worlds, which was followed by Kaito having...some kind of experience on Duskmourn that actually read more like an illusion than anything else. And then there was a huge dragonstorm at the end of Aetherdrift that didn't show up on any cards but totally happened and was why Elspeth went to Tarkir.
Oh, side-stories exist. https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/magic-story/lorwyn-eclipsed-much-ado-about-thieving>Has a framing device of Auntie Grub telling some boggarts a tale of four boggart friends who raided a giant's lair>Said four boggarts were Flib, Lugg, Ygril and Naance, fucking arund as boggarts do>They're apparently scoping out a giant's liar, one named Boeb>Naance suggests maybe going for Bre instead, Ygril says "no that's gone to Shadowmoor we can't">So they've elected, on Ygril's choice, to head to Boeb's because the original plan fell through>Ygril did not say it was Boeb's until they got there because she knows her friends are all stupid cowards>Boeb's known as a particularly temperamental one, who's rumoured to eat boggarts and made flutes from their bones, stuff like that>Ygril dismisses those probably too easily, and says "come on we'll be as famous as Horp if we pull this off">Horp is a boggart who legendarily tamed and now rides a giant hornet>Ygril sends Lugg off to scout, causing Flib to be indignant and asking why he gets to do it, they argue about who's faster before Ygril just says "fuck you both go">Grub interrupts the story a bit to shout at one of the boggarts listening (named Nitwik) for interrupting>The scouts return, coast is clear, so they make their way near>They also have an eagle mount with them, Marrja, who they're deciding to have Flib ride around to cause a ruckus and hopefully lure Boeb out because they're dead if they go in with him there>As they get closer, they see a bunch of dead boggarts hanging from a tree, which causes the group to turn on Ygril and go "we should run">But before any real argument happens, Ygril interrupts, hearing a deep whooshing noise from within>They realise Boeb's asleep, and Ygril explains giants sleep differently and only when there's a sudden change like trauma or abundance (she hopes the latter)>Before the rest can question her, Ygril's bolting off into the cave
>>97308195Good to see you back, Monk autist anon. Your chances are grim for 2026.>LorwynNo chance>TMNTDont know of any monks, theyll all be ninjas>StrixhavenProbably not.>MarvelMaybe if they make an Iron Fist or Dr Strange, but still unlikely>Reality FractureThis is your best bet, could be anything here>Star Trek0% chance
>>97308707Concession accepted, tard!
>>97309077>Indeed, Boeb is sleeping, and the boggarts are surprised to find he looks quite soft and gentle>But they ignore that and go raiding the loot, including, among other things, a shield made from the bark of Doran, though that's too big for them to take>They make some pouches from the clothes they have and take what they can, flying Marrja off to offload it somewhere near where they live and coming back and forth>Meanwhile, Ygril is trying to steal some of Boeb's potions she saw, including something called a Thousand-Year Elixir>She doesn't know what that is, but it looks and sounds valuable>And then Flib is on Boeb's chest for some insane reason>Turns out there's a valuable scale from a creature called an eternalisk on a string around his neck>So Flib's decided to take that and starts hacking away at the string with an axe>And then a cloudgoat appears, Boeb's own mount>Narration informs us the cloudgoat keeps appearing to try and wake Boeb to milk her>The appearance and approach of the cloudgoat causes Flib to drop his axe, it falls right into Boeb and that's enough to rouse the poor bastard>As he wakes, he crushes Flib while smacking at where the axe hit him>Ygril panics, falls into a bucket full of old milk and can't get out>Naance and Lugg, who were out on Marrja, come flying in and see chaos>Boeb notices them, realises what's going on, and suddenly doesn't look quite so kindly as he shouts at the thieves>Lugg immediately flies Marrja far out of reach>Boeb, frustrated, returns to his cot and goes "you might as well come out, I can smell you" to Ygril>Boeb, after hearing no response, goes "Okay, I can be patient, very good at waiting">Ygril has some more panicking>Boeb starts to look a bit sad now, remembering why he fell into sleep, that being that his father had died, and the eternalisk scale was a gift from his father, which is stuff Auntie Grub knows about somehow
>>97309149>foot fetishists
>6 days into 2026>more powercreep and boring mechanics>the next guaranteed broken UB cancer still haven't been releasedI honestly just don't care anymoreif you keep wasting money on this shit you deserve everything wotc does to you
>>97308719My initial impression is that he is just saffi except you have to remove a counter to go infinite.
>>97309157>The cloudgoat nudges him out of his funk, and he goes to milk her finally>Hey, who was in the milk bucket again>Ygril has to deal with getting a flood of goat milk rained down upon her, barely avoiding drowning by the time it's done>Ygril realises she can maybe escape now the bucket's fuller, but before she can, the bucket's set to boil on the fire>Ygril, realising she's about to boil alive, just screams that she's in the bucket>She's also desperately pouring a bunch of the stolen potions into the milk, and drinks one>As Boeb approaches, suddenly Ygril grows huge from the potion>And then a brawl ensues, Ygril tries to get him to stop but it doesn't really work out because he's very justifiably pissed off>He throws a rock at her, which sends her skidding underneath the hanging boggarts tree>And then Boeb's upon her again, trying to choke her out, and already the potion's wearing off>And then an eagle comes in and claws Boeb's face, and Ygril is delighted to see Lugg and Naance did come back for her>The last of the potion wearing off, Ygril holds him down long enough for Marrja to claw his eyes right out>As Boeb screams revenge, they all make their escape>Back to Grub, asking if anybody can tell her what the lesson of that story was, but nobody gives her a good answer so she just sends them away
>>97309149wonder if this piece of art was done before or after Karl Kopinski's stroke
>>97306750This one is gonna be fun as hell to brew with.
>>97307112Heh
>>97307127I like it a lot, they're getting creative with its uses too, from a casting cost to a ward to a straightforward effect. Lots of neat interactions.
>>97307321Love me some basic land synergies. The ones in TLA were so-so.
>>97309197>3 mana planeswalker that makes 1/1 bodies on uptick with no downsideDidn't read the rest, this'll probably be playable
>>97309215It would definitely have been done before, given that his stroke was just seven months ago and the set was originally scheduled for 2025.
is just me or this set will barely touch current izzet standard hell?
>>97309266I don't really see any tools that really benefit Izzet at least, so that's good. I can't really say yet what impact the cards will have until they drop and people start making decks.
>>97307309Here you go, anon. Look who's back.
>>97309281>nuLorwyn art will be terrib-
>>97309281my boy...
>>97309281Interesting that the second ability would also work with creatures that have higher power than tougnhess. But also what the fuck, he's a 5/10 in combat just by himself.
>>97308866mystique, she is all creature types.
>>97309281What a stupid Cummander focused meme card... Cool art still.
>>97309281>Doran turned into a doomer
>>97309306What's the math end up on with this fucker.
Neat design, I guess.
>>97309394Could you meme with this by having a bunch of creatures to help convoke, then while it's on the stack, sac them all with some outlet and then let the spell resolve to bring them all back?
How about a cheap evil version of doubling season that lets you double enemy tokens and counters of your choice?
>>9730940719,993/10,000 when attacking7/13 when blocking
>>97305794>>97306474Well, forage and food tokens makes sense, but why also random cards from the graveyard too? I dunno.
>>97309448The fuck are you talking about?
Here's your twink
>>97308156That's kind of insanely powerful, but playing it and either having the mana to start casting lots of spells right away or else it surviving is a tall ask. Definitely gonna try and make it work in Izzet though.
>>97309431simple answer, the convoke cost is paid before the spell is put on the stack to be resolved. Convoke it, stack gets created sac creatures before the spell itself resolves. So yes you can sac all your vampires/goblins/elves after you've paid the convoke.
>>97308197I liked it a lot. Not my favorite of the year, but close. Still playing draft in it, and they nailed the flavor on the whole. Bending mechanics are great.
>>97309483Can't believe I'm going to cum tribute a common.
>>97309483People who said this plane was gonna be some kind of gay plane were high on copium, for now Lorwyn is looking fantastic.
smokebraider is now a 2/2
>>97309483How is this menacing?
>>97308866I liked the excuse for Dragonhawk in BLB.
>>97307720BURN!>*Posts an image with the barney, the purple dinosaur broadcast schedule*
>>97309518Big horns with spikes on 'em. Which also double as convenient handlebars.
>>97309518Queer people are mentally unstable, so you want to steer clear away from them.
I think anon called this one
>>97309518If someone that handsome was in the same room as me, I'd feel quite intimidated.
>>97309274>>97309281Really cool
so many of these spoilers leave me just thinking "wow, these cards would've been great in the guilds of ravnica standard". a lot of them just seem way too slow for any format these days.
>>97309518Menace can also mean stealth rather than "rawr I'm scary don't get in my way"
>>97309431Yes. Though note that on MTGO Yawgmoth decks already run into the issue where mana abilities and convoke happen in a set order even though that's not how the rules work, with the result that if you have a wall of roots with 4 -0/-1 counters on it, MTGO won't let you convoke with it then activate its ability.
>>97309422Oh that's cool. Kind of a capped Valley Mightcaller but with a few more synergies and a cap.
>>97309518https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdzVrpsutpM
>>97309611you dont understand this sets must be toned down so we can enjoy a standard full of ub cards from other ips that had nothing to do with magic, how you will enjoy magic at it´s maximum if you are casting treefolks and elfs instead of black panther and donatello? magic as garfield intended.
>>97308935this.sets has no saving grace.
>>97308070How did anyone ever see this card as anything but comically busted?
>>97309611they don't need to push these as much as they do UB
>>97309682Because red at the time was winning on turn 2.
>>97309682More people in these threads than will ever admit it are EDHonly.
>>97309281>doran's flavor text represents current year magic player vibe
>>97309698That literally doesn't matter. There's no world where that card wouldn't completely warp Standard around it. Especially since the red decks were already casting multiple spells per turn. Without even considering a spellslinger deck.>>97309707It's not just here. I've seen some absolutely horrific card analysis all over the internet. I remember seeing a screenshot of some guy from reddit saying that Sheoldred was dogshit 'dies to removal' too slow to make an impact in Standard.
>>97309548Now THATS going into my commander deck.
>>97309622They fixed this like a year ago
>>97308156>>97308719>>97308743God, the DRAGONSTORM(TM) thing is so retarded.
>>97309511>EDH bait: the setSpeaking of copium, pozzed Lorwyn will never defeat UB
>>97309808This. The only thing this set is showing is how hard they are pushing the UB garbage. This was supposed to be "the best of the year" but this horrible EDH focused shit will be forgotten by August when The Hobbit drops.
people are so desperate for this set to be good but it just looks mediocre and limited is guaranteed to be miserable grindy board stalls
mediocre compared to what? mh3?
>>97307768Nice with planeswalker Ashiok
compared to good sets that don't have tribal, "fixed" domain, and -1/-1 counter themes, all of which are dogshit mechanics.
Wife
>>97309873>planeswalker AshiokAs opposed to...?
>>97309873doesn't work because you control the ability
>>97309892I'm happy for you and your uncommon waifu.
Nobody linked the decks yet?https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/lorwyn-eclipsed-commander-decklists
>>97309197>shit walker that dies to prowess otters>no emblem, -8 ability never to be usedThanks for nothing again Kikewater and Gavin Kikey
My Wife is common, and it's just fine.
>>97309147I accept your concession, retard. Try learning reading comprehension next time! You might even learn something!
>>97309942
>>97309944used goods
>>97309950Keep licking Gavin’s musty taint, shekelsucker
Why did nobody told me this set was full of waifu?
>>97309944yeah she gets passed around every time someone starts playing cards
>>97309965
>>97309974where would you stick it?
>>97309974Demoralization campaign to try to force people to accept UB.
They demoted my son, seems like scarecrows are probably commander only which is massively disappointing for me.
>>97309974I wouldn't say it is "full" of it, but there is more than was expected. I'm waiting for high res Bre Stoutarm to get started...
Isn't this basically a one sided tragic arrogance against most decks as long as you're playing tribal or have any changeling out?
>>97309985Where there is a will, there is a way
>>97310001So many humans, elves, etc.Gonna be hard to make it stick desu
>>97309394Yay bidding.
I love this set. I want it to succeed, but that won't be enough, I want the ninja turtles to burn, star trek to fail, make lizard understand that they should give us soul, not slop.
wtf are these commander decks?they have crazy good reprints>endurance >fury
>>97310005Just skimming through popular Standard decks on goldfish: UB aggro has some merfolk, rdw has 0 shared types, landfall has some insects and druids and that's it. Obviously things can change, but I feel like it's a decent sideboard option.
>>97310042They're not good in commander, so it's fine :)
>>97307879in nebraska, yea
>>97310042>Necroskitter>Flourishing Defenses>Timeless Lotusall my investments are burning, wizards ruined me
>>97310087Wtf I love wizards now
>>97310042fury is banned in modernendurance is pratically a sideboard card
>>97310087Flourishing Defenses was 100% a coin toss. They previewed the card that made it spike after we already knew there was a -1/-1 counter precon coming.
>>97309548>5-mana convoke>Double redDamn, that was not what I wanted to see. I don't know, maybe if Haywire Mite or something similar was still in standard this could be worth it, but this isn't worth tapping everything down just to play turn 3 outside maybe a generic token deck.
>>97309518The flowers look like the ones the assassins use to poison people.
>>97310038Anon... I...
>>97310042I am jelly of anybody who managed to preorder, it will spike in price.
Oh no Racist of the Coast still haven't errata all shamans into sorcerers.
>>97309646Spider-Man was underpowered as shit and a flop thoughtbeit.
Another tribal glue card.
Crib swap reprint.
>>97310042It's the only format that matters.
>>97310163>tribal*clears throat* Ahem...the word is "Kindred" now.
>>97310163That's not tribal glue, unless there's some mountain or island tribal in Lorwyn I'm not aware of.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE FUCKING POKEMON CARDS AT IT AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>97310122But they're not scary.
>>97310188Don't they call it Typal nowadays? Kindred sound like something millennial who consumed to much Vampire the Masquarade would use.
>>97310197it wasn't a dream!it wasn't a dream after all!
Another cinder
>>97310217noooo they killed my derpy looking dragon
Afro-Latinx Kithkin of hair color
>>97310234>look at the reference and clap!>CLAP I SAID!!
>>97310234>this seems pretty powerf->Commander decklistOf course.
>>97310234Why isn't that goblin on the left throwing rocks at the kithkin what has this world become
>>97310217>>97310234>commander cardsgo and stay go
>>97310250>goblin on the leftThat's a changeling
New yew after they killed the last one and his child.
>>97310256Oh sorry, I meant the bottom right. I am directionally challenged.
Are there any cards in Standard like Banefire where I can just blast my opponent for 40 in one fell swoop?
>>97310271There's this and worldsoul's rage
>>97310282Not fantastic, but I could probably scramble together a little temur ramp deck that wants to blast face.
>>97310292There's also exsanguinate if you just want to hit face.
>>97309997
>>97310354New token at least.
>>97310354
Domesticated swine habitually and with considerable enthusiasm ingest a semi-liquid alimentary mixture made from assorted refuse, commonly referred to as slop.
>>97309980>Hurr durr I’ll just flip my image!Irony is lost on retards like you
>>97310264>Tap abiltyFUCK OFFAAAAAAAA
>>97309281LOLLMAOI ATTACK WHIT A 3/9999, WHAT ABOUT THAT
>>97310693i block with a 1/1 deathtouch
>>97310743Bitch, i got swampwalk, watchu'gonna do bout it?
>>97310778Sideboard card probably.
>>97310693If you have the OG Doran out it's even better
>>97310812This really isn't even worth sideboardDisenchant is not playable. Even in standard most enchantments that see play are 1 or 2 CMC that create a body or draw a card on ETB. You can't match them with a 2CMC removal that doesn't draw.
>>97310773but my deathtoucher is green?
>>97310856But your land is a swamp
>>97310882no it's not
i hate the "help" wording in convoke's modern reminder textthat is not the place to put flavor
>>97310882why would I be running a swamp
>>97310891>>97310926Yes it is
>>97310941no it's not
>>97310921contribute
>>97310958I concede
>>97310973we got em boys
I hecking love trannies so much bros
>>97310921You're 11 years late anon
>>97309281That doesn't look like Doran
>>97311040Stop browsing 4chan, prof. You still have two more videos to upload this week.
>>97311040straightest blue player
>>97311040I only play white BTW
>>97309281Unfortunately I can't see this ever being relevant outside of pseudo-combos, and it's too high-cost for those kinds of combos to do much. But something might happen.Arcades is still far better as an enabler for this kind of strategy, and blue has all the best butts, so yeah.
>>97309997Blight may not work with Hapatra, but cool to see her get some toys.
>>97310921The entire first sentence of the nuMagic convoke reminder text is completely fucking useless and the idiot who thought of it should be tarred and feathered.
>>97309274Awful art
Good morning. I love universes within
>>97310264>joung Jew
>>97311333Good morning. I hate universes beyond
>>97311374Boggarts were both black/red in lorwyn and green/red in shadowmoor. You are straight up hallucinating.
>>97311040aryan
>>97310413
>>97310413I have dozens of these, and I WILL post them all, and you report WILL do nothing
>>97311450I love latinx and aryan trannies
>>97311374Is this bait?
I only need a tranny who passes from the nose up
>>97311773the best thing about trannies is not having femnoid brain though
>>97311860A man who believes he is a woman is not a functional brain
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