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maximum purity scarf
i was thinking why it was so big, even if she was completely nude it could cover a lot
>>80607107tender, sweet, romantic anal
Fat fuck editionWhy wait?Prev thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80422156
>>80605017Minutes before impact, the sun is eclipsed by Kuromi’s silhouette. The sky doesn't turn black, but a deep, bruised violet. As the stream enters the upper atmosphere, the sound begins—a low-frequency vibration that rattles teeth and shatters glass across the Kanto Plain. It is the sound of the atmosphere being physically pushed out of the way by millions of tons of liquid moving at supersonic speeds. Seconds before the liquid hits, the air beneath the stream is compressed so violently that it undergoes adiabatic heating. The temperature in Tokyo spikes to hundreds of degrees in an instant. This "pressure wave" would likely cause the person to lose consciousness as the oxygen is incinerated and the eardrums rupture from the sheer decibel level of the approaching torrent. Looking up from Shinjuku or Shibuya, the sky is replaced by a shimmering, golden vault. Because of the scale, the liquid doesn't look like "rain"; it looks like a solid, rushing ceiling of amber-tinted glass moving at several kilometers per second. The bioluminescent "Kuromi-pink" lightning, generated by the massive static friction of the stream against the air, dances across the descending wall. The moment of contact is not a "drowning" sensation. The kinetic energy of a planetary-scale stream hitting the Earth's crust is equivalent to a continuous nuclear detonation. Upon impact, the liquid and the city are simultaneously converted into a high-pressure plasma. For the individual in Tokyo, there is no pain. In less than a millisecond—faster than the human nervous system can process a signal—their molecular structure is integrated into a global shockwave of steam, urea, and pulverized concrete.
>>80605480all holes Kupya'd...translation when?
maneko SEX
>>80577114I want to fuck Milk so bad, I wish there was more porn of him
Is anyone going to Kemoket this year? Seems there's some good TDM stuff being given out.
>Birthday EditionThis thread is dedicated to anthropomorphic characters praising, worshiping, and getting dominated by black men and their culture.Post your favorite black/blacked furry art/edits, stories, and fantasies.QOTT: What would be a good present for you or your waifur's Birthday?>Stories:https://files.catbox.moe/z2casd.txt>BlackedBooru:Main website: blacked.booru.org/Furry Tag: blacked.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=furryComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>80607587no but could be fun, i do sometimes like riding myself and sucking on one at same time
>>80602632>>80604341Just got up, I'll do something with those. Saying it now in case the thread dies before I can finish, so you know to look in the next thread for them.
>>80607609this guy's gens were so good
>>80607728Nice thank you for doing god's work. Really appreciate it.
>>80602632>>80585343Here she is, gonna work on those ponuts next.
Which one is your favorite?
Location: The Farmland>We periodically host a web-based battle royale that can include anything and anyone. Shenanigans ensue, and some people attempt to write it into semi-coherent narratives, playing the part of the characters within!>Check here for additional details:https://rentry.org/HungerGamesHostingGuideUpdatedhttps://brantsteele.com/hungergames/
>>80607939>I'm not saving that.
Also freehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/1456200/Initial_Drift_Online/
Say hi to erp>>80593609
Nah
>>80608445No.
what do you think he smells like?
>>80552647Glad to see this absolute unit of a hottie shark still around, do you have a place where we can see all of his art or are you just fine uploading singles like in this thread, would really love have a collection of his art~
>>80571824>Hence why he often goes out in the full, rancid, reeking buff, hecklers be damned.I guess he wont mind either if someone would happen to be entranced by stinky musk and started playing with asshole right then and there, plopping down their huge cock to grind against that nasty ring before plunging it balls deep and pounding his ass bulging that belly with each trust, filling that fishy donut and sniffing and kissing his ass goodbye after pulling out~
>>80605935Woah, new character... this will affect my tier list
>>80607544Just a nasti version of Razmi, winking his big dirty stained pooper at u
General for discussion of Human Domestication Guide & related fiction.blobfinni edish>What is HDG?HDG is a collective kink writing project about the Affini (an advanced precursor civilization from outer space), who aggressively care for every other species in the universe. They have finally turned their glittery eyes on future grimderp hypercapitalist nightmare humanity. Using their natural charisma and various classes of Xenodrugs, they aim to make Florets (d̶o̶c̶i̶l̶e̶,̶ ̶d̶r̶u̶g̶ ̶a̶d̶d̶l̶e̶d̶ ̶p̶e̶t̶s̶ loved and cared for individuals) of us all! But don't worry, they always have everyone's best interests at heart, even if their methods aren't even remotely consensual~>Where can I read it?Read the original story here https://readonlymind.com/@GlitchyRobo/HumanDomesticationGuide/or check other stories on ROM https://readonlymind.com/search/?q=%23Human_Domestication_Guideor Ao3 https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Human%20Domestication%20Guide%20-%20GlitchyRobo/worksor the wiki: https://hdg.wiki/thread spaced for sympathizing with the enemy: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80345685/
>>80596665>>80601730I should write more of these almost encyclopedia style entires that just describe stuff in the lore from a third person neutral perspective.
Something something being one of the first terrans to meet a plant mommy after the end of the cotyledon program something something you don't even know what a floret is yet, but you love your mommy and she calls you that and so you must be one something something
>>80606835Terrans who really really really love their mommy are *so* cute. The way they stare up at her...
Affini with little experience of terrans outside of her (little sprout) floret, and uses the same techniques that work on her with any independent she interacts with. Upset? The anxiolytic xenodrugs, a pacifier, and gentle rocking in her vines until you tucker yourself out.Hungry? She carries a spare bottle of perfectly nutritious (and extremely drugged) nectarmilk around with her.Sad? She won't hesitate to jab you with a needle and snuggle and tickle you until you're giggling in her arms.Perfectly healthy, happy, and content? You get one of the (extremely drugged) treats that she carries around to feed her floret when she's very good. She stares at you until you eat it.She doesn't really 'get' people who say that you shouldn't treat independents this way, and gently ruins multiple independents for normal sexual and lifestyle preferences before sending them back on their way.
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Horny Housewife edition.Post, draw, write or discuss girls being bred by animals/PokemonNo males fucking animals/PokemonDO NOT POST REAL LIFE SHITPrevious Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80331969
>>80590535Did he update?
>>80607041apparently some closeups that were so heavily edited and censored they were not worth leaking.but they do have someone helping them now, so its possible the sylveon animation gets finished soon.
>>80600015Pure numbness...? I don't know what you mean.
God i wanna watch a girl get creampied by a horse and then fuck her sloppy pussy
Fully dedicated to Porn Edition!A thread for weeby eternal virgins, pussyfree losers, and those who have no hopes of ever fucking real women! If you've given up on ever getting pussy or just prefer being a porn-addicted hand-fucker from now on then this is the thread for you!More material:https://hgoon.booru.org/https://censored.booru.org/Resources:https://rentry.org/pfgPrevious: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80509244
>>80593669Imagine fucking these
>>80593669only if i get a rapist abusive neet fujo gf who makes me fuck other abusive neet boys
>>80606055Once you've had a few long fap sessions, you're basically hooked. Might as well give up and enjoy gooning yourself stupid, simping for these girls.
>>80608217Oh, I know. Sometimes I try to quit, but it's pretty much to "accidentally" relapse and make it feel even better. Brain goes bye bye.
GAY HYPER MUSCLE!Happy Year of the Horse!
didnt expect bara zorori but i dont mind
Folded Edition>Why?This is a place where more blatant and sustained lewd discussion of indie vtubers can be held without interfering with other threads.>What?Explicit discussion, fan art, fanfiction, relevant tributes, and audios that pertains to western indie vtubers are all welcome. Chuubas themselves are also free to join in.>Last threadhttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80436512
>>80605542>>80606603Dokibird is hot too. Maybe I just like girls who act like "one of the guys"
>>80543721I'm still wondering if this got a comic or if it was just a one off thing
>>80607175Oh dokibird is totally what I'm into normally, she's great too
>>80607702Love an energetic girl
For a tomboy, Doki’s really cute
/gchub/ - Get a chub EditionLast thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80324669Tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/gchub>This thread is dedicated to gay chubby furs.>Blobby and hyperfat male characters belong on /mfat/.>Avoid super fetishy images.>IRL images are welcomed and encouraged, but keep them to links so those who don't want to see them do
>>80605204One day I'll have a bf who'll let me kiss his ass like this
>>80605204Wrong one kiddo
Jun with Guns EditionWe love bunnies from video games but every bunny is welcome, cute or lewd.We aren't Bunday but we respect those threads.>useful linkshttps://bun.booru.org/https://magma.com/d/nIZyJxmTvHhttps://rentry.org/bungameshttps://rentry.org/expandedbunlist>previous threadhttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80397132>suggested topicComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>80604332AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>80606507I told you dawg, I told you man, I told you about stairs
>>80601948Hat gathering you say?
>>80607613An exceptional assortment of hats my good bun
https://youtu.be/DKq0IjNhyKU EditionNew BFDIE released! Good time as any to make a new thread!Previous: >>80451482https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80451482https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnzOL9v5Pn0Weekly Episodes for BFDI until April with BFDIE!>What are object shows?Object Shows are web cartoons featuring object characters, read more here: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ObjectShows>I’m interested, what are some good object shows?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>80606660Exactly my point. Four had the least amount of right to jail One, much less be the one proposing it so she wouldn’t harm X.The guy who would later kill objects for the sake of “look at this sick trick”, the only one who hurt X among the cast, that guy getting triggered by One killing one person out of anger up to a point where he wanted her gone, and top of that, even after everything, he still acts like if One has done worse than him.
>>80606922>be the one proposing it so she wouldn’t harm Xit's kind of the joke there that he's really possessive over X yet disposes of him like nothing, at least in earlier bfdi
>>80607097So Pence Pence was justified in disposing of him. All this drama seems redundant when even the objects are technically immortal. 14 years could be like a 14 minute timeout if One forgives and forgets compared to a possible 5,000 years of friendship. Am I the only one who thinks that?
>>80607496>So Pence Pence was justified in disposing of himNot if her drama feels contrived.>All this drama seems redundant when even the objects are technically immortal. 14 years could be like a 14 minute timeout if One forgives and forgets compared to a possible 5,000 years of friendship.One's got a very obvious attitude problem that makes her unwilling to forgive. She's also pretty stupid for just spending all that time doing nothing instead of making the best of a bad situation with her reality-warping powers.
