/acrg/ - Artist/Commissioner Rant General #988(You) for christmas EditionRemember to SCREENCAP your links so we can laugh when they delete their posts.Talk about artists or commissioners, mostly the bad ones or those who got under your skin. Share your experiences and get angry with us.For all artists (and commissioners who are close friends with artists) here, beware of: Horu, Pixxy, OkiOppai, Timedwatcher, AnythingGoes, Skitterleaf, kathielnotfound (Jocelyn Jones), and Snoopcrow/jbunny/j6un9 (jbunny).They will exploit and/or scam you should they get the chance.Last Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80127749
broke nigger
>>80163968>lowkeyThat caption itself is an example.
>>80163429You didn't have to fucking murder the fag- but it's cool that you did.
>>80188121>guac became an ai shill because he didn't want to spend an hour a day actually practicing>No longer on the genetics cope, went onto the talent cope because people BTFO'd their faggot ass beforeTypicalYou can get good at art if you just stopped consuming media 24/7 like literal swine. People who actually try will see huge results. IF you give up 5 minutes into a workout and don't go back for a week you're going to get fuck all gains.The real talent is the ability to actually love doing art, and to focus on the minute details. this is the real reason behind talent not existing. it fucking exists, make no doubt, but people who want to be an artist will develop into a "talented" artist eventually, if they actually put their words where their mouth is and work on it. If art was a intrinsic talent we'd see it in caves all across the world. instead, it's only well into civilization hyper-focusing on specific niches, and specifically because of people focusing on capturing reality into art, that we see the typical standard of what people call high quality art. Tl;dr if you wanna draw something good, you gotta practice a lot, and you have to know the rules.
>>80158868It is but the person who genned it isn't an artist.
/feetpaw/ The final beanPreviously on /feetpaw/: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/79409370
>>80188076Dios mio... I feel my soul leaving my body, hoping to jump inside the shoe before the puts her paw back in no doubt.
Proving anons wrong editionPost, draw, write or discuss girls being bred by animals/PokemonNo males fucking animals/PokemonDO NOT POST REAL LIFE SHITPrevious Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80167726/
>>80185974kek this one is just really fucking funny to me
>>80187174True love between a dog and his bitch
/gmad/ - Gay Monsters, Aliens, and Demons Thread #647"It's Still STILL STILL!! Krampus Season!" editionA /gayy/ & /doom/ Company tm et. all of xenophilia and teratophilia on trash for degenerates who like weird dicks and other overlooked assortments.Things we like>Monsters, aliens, and demons. (Copyrighted or otherwise)>Fantasy/mythical creatures. (Dragons, werewolves, etc.)>Robots.>Unconventional furry species.Things we don’t like>Sparkledogs (MLP)>Conventional furry species (Lions, tigers, and bears (oh my))>Humans by themselves>AI Slop (Catbox links are okay)General consensus is to just post what you like; if less than two people complain about it, it should be okay. We’re all chill here, so let’s keep it that way.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>80177258>>80177293Sweet lord. I would very much enjoy trying to bite and nibble the neck and every other curve they've got. That fuckin' hungry look.
>>80186745GUTS?
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okay.
the OP image and webm of this thread cost three trees' entire carbon footprint to generate
>>80186222wasted
>>80190514Not as much as your life.
Macro/Micro ThreadMerry SquishmasArchive: https://rentry.org/macrotrashPrevious thread:https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/79793238
>>80186478super compfy very nice
>>80187567Comfy macros are always good
>flesh axolotl mutant gf editionPost non-human, non-normie females, along with their male human partners.This includes ferals, semi-ferals, robots, aliens, monsters, eldritch horrors, objects,insects, object heads, toons, and more!> Pair female exotics with human males only; no male exotics> No solo male or gay shit, ofc> No futas> No lesbians> No gross shit like scat or gore/guro>Previous thread: https://boards.4chan.org/trash/thread/79953504#top
I guess we just have a bored shitposter or something
>>80189416Can't have shit in this webzone.
>>80190166I want to kiss her and lick her teeth
>>80188016Im starting to doubt if Allowing ferals was a good idea...i expected pony spam or something but Not this shit
>>80190451so far, people has no problem with dragons being posted, but I think that's because those aren't animals you can see in real life, hence sparingg you the cognictive dissonanceI'll limit ferals to stylized exemplars
Skyscrapers editionPrevious: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/79872209/Note: There is not, and there will never be, an official /dig/ discord server.Post what you're working on, ask questions, discuss general art-related things.Make your unforgivable fetishes come to life.Welcome: New and seasoned artists looking for advice, critique and support.When giving criticism, please, give actual criticism not just "LOL LOOMIS". Let's not become another /ic/NOT welcome: /ic/ crabs, /trash/ crabs, bad faith critiqueOther Drawthreads:Search "draw" on a board's catalog>>>/trash/drawVideos:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>80175455>>80185268Looks to be an "armet" style of helmet, so search for reference using that term. Alternatively, the Maximilian style of armor often has a similar kind of helmet, though the visor is different, so you'll also want to check those out.
>>80179676Probably this. Can't say I'm familiar with it, but I'd guess it's usually used to measure the facial proportions of an IRL subject, so I'm not sure how useful it is for fictitious subjects, other than as a method of keeping the proportions consistent across multiple drawings.
>>80179676>>80186738https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBpRxkmRQb4
>draw something filthy of your OC>save as a jpeg>open it in notepad++ or a hex editor (the default windows notepad doesn't work since it can't preserve the markers) >Select big blocks of data and replace them by typing absolutely filthy stuff>save>either just use as-is or layer over the original imageCongratulations, you have performed goonermoshing. Go give it a try
what happened to the ic poster
Thread to share our love about muscular females of all sizes, human and anthro!Spiced Eggnog Edition
>>80180394He has several profiles (https://bio.link/inkmercenaryart), but he's most active on Twitter/X. You might be able to see his other drawings on the Discord servers he frequents; he's probably most active on Toonpower's. He usually sends drawings directly to clients via Discord DM.Just a quick note, but don't tell him you heard it from me. He's planning to raise his commission prices in January. So if you want a drawing from him, you better hurry. From personal experience, I know he's a cool guy and there are no problems with him. He always tries to get things done as quickly as possible. >>80148943The Grimwood girls with the background took about a week in total, >>80110863sketches like the one with Misty Luggins take about an hour, The picture with Kiwka I posted took less than a day, >>80133414Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
/beta/
Keep sucking down my abuseKeep rewarding my narcissismKeep hurting yourself for meKeep stroking my egoKeep losing for meKeep milking my cock at the expense of everything else in your insignificant loser existence
you said that already
>>80188570oops
Asian e-girl cosplayer catfishing weak nonnies into relapsing and giving into me <3tag nikitsun3
Hewo hope everyone had a good Christmas
One More Sleep 'Til Christmas EditionMerry Christmas mommy lovers! Get in here and celebrate the most wonderful time of the year with some wonderfully mature beauties.>Q: How are you planning on spending Christmas day with your mommy? Did you get her anything nice?A thread dedicated to older women and how much we want to breed them. Whether you want to be doted on or entirely dominated, this is the place to talk about all your MILF fantasies. Post hags, cakes, wives, milfs, gilfs, aunts, mommies, madams and discuss how much you love them.Previous thead:https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80049227/
>>80189001Scientifically proven to be the best and most plappable women.
mom sex
Evil hags forced to celebrate the holidays!
>>80189631Properly corrected.
>>80189692I wish Santa would've given me a bitch-in-a-box for Christmas at 11 years old, so I could have her broken in by Christmas at 12.
I'm not sure who needs to hear this but I'm sure someone does
I don't care if it's technically cheating, it's still faggot shit and I hate seeing it. At least getting cheated on is straightforward. You gotta whip out these stupid gook words to differentiate every possible way of being cheated on without explicitly being cheating.
>>80185839These diagrams are useful
>>80187710what is tf?
Sunday is Bunday - the last one before Xmas.Time to check our buns; find which are naughty... and which are nice.
rabbit more like reddit
>>80190023Who, >>80187421? I don't like the show but I thought that was a nice pic.
Also, what the fuck- the captchas are more difficult now? It's like they don't want us to post anymore.
Choose two characters and I'll generate a fight between themCharacter who loses gets eliminated and marked with a red XAlso feel free to tell me what what to add in the prompt or who do you want to see in another seasonNo fucking stalemate teamupsAlso please check on the thread to see what character lost before you make a requestHere's a pastebin of the Winners and Losers from previous seasons, could use some help with counting them: https://pastebin.com/mTjejev6
>>80187786A quiet museum after hours sits under cold fluorescent lights. Display cases hum softly as Katz steps out of the shadows, violin case in hand, smile sharp and predatory.“Well now,” Katz purrs, “another animal playing pretend. Let’s see how you scream.”A nearby exhibit shifts. Feathers McGraw removes a rubber glove disguise, revealing his cold, unblinking stare. He says nothing. He never does.Katz lunges, claws flashing, moving with elastic, cartoonish speed. Feathers ducks, rolls, and snaps a remote. The lights cut out. A trapdoor opens. Katz drops through, landing hard in a maintenance corridor.“Hah! Clever toy,” Katz laughs, violin bow snapping into a blade. “But I always win.”Feathers presses another button. The corridor fills with automated pistons and sliding walls. Katz dodges, slicing through metal with ease, advancing despite the traps.Feathers waits. Perfect timing. As Katz springs forward, Feathers fires a grappling launcher, snaring Katz’s limbs midair. Katz snarls, struggling, grin cracking for the first time.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>80187912Oingo Boingo vs Ween
>>80189831A desert amphitheater flickers into existence under a warped sunset. Eight figures in skeleton suits stride onto the stage, instruments in hand. Oingo Boingo is ready.From the opposite side, two figures appear in a haze of distortion and brown light. Ween stands calmly, eyes half-lidded, as if the universe itself is a joke they already understand.Danny Elfman grins. “Alright, weirdos. Let’s see whose chaos has better rhythm.”Gene Ween smiles faintly. “Chaos is cute. We prefer corruption.”The fight begins as sound. Oingo Boingo explodes into frantic ska-punk, horns blasting like weapons, rhythms accelerating until the air vibrates. The sheer manic energy warps the stage, reality bending with each note. Danny sings like a mad prophet, sound waves cracking stone.Ween answers slowly. A low, grimy groove rolls out, thick and oppressive. Their music seeps into the cracks of the world, rusting the rules instead of breaking them. The amphitheater decays. Colors drain. Time feels wrong.Elfman pushes harder. “Dead man’s party!” The horns scream, summoning kinetic force that slams into Ween like a sonic hurricane.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>80189898Rowdyruff boys vs KND
>>80190434A suburban battlefield snaps into place as three figures slam down from the sky in streaks of red, green, and blue. The Rowdyruff Boys crack the pavement, grinning with violent confidence.Brick scoffs. “Okay, twerps. Five of you, three of us. This’ll be fast.”Across the street, Sector V spreads out with practiced precision. Codename: Kids Next Door’s elite unit locks in instantly.Numbuh 1 raises his shades. “Negative. This is a tactical engagement.”Brick charges first, smashing straight through a tree and hurling it like a missile. Numbuh 4 meets him head-on, trading blows that crater the ground, but Brick’s raw power overwhelms him, sending Numbuh 4 skidding.Boomer darts in, laughing wildly, knocking Numbuh 3 aside with a sonic clap. “Tag! You’re it!”But this is where the tide turns.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
/flg/ - F-List General #8111Creature Love EditionPrevious Thread: >>80145541F-list is a website for people interested in erotic roleplaying, and creating character profiles to find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. It features a webchat (which can be used for textual roleplaying), group forums and more kinks and depravity than you can memorize.The purpose of this thread is to serve as a place where roleplayers can freely share and advertise their profiles, solicit roleplay from anons, critique each others' characters, ask and give feedback, share their roleplay logs, discuss their kinks, gossip about site drama, and anything else related to F-List.>The Sitehttps://www.f-list.net/>Login Statshttps://chat.f-list.net/stats/>Live Status TrackerComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>80187970Well I have one of those
>>80190149I don't wanna make a character for my fickle moods, and I like to write on my phone
>>80190239Grab a few random references from e621 or gelburo and write a couple paragraphs about what your character and want. What are people here going to do, call you a shitter?
>>80190367yes :(
>>80186742I’m sure it would be nice to meet you too. And it’s okay, just a slip of the tongue! [sub]Im sure there is nothing more to think about there.[/sub]
