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>>80131188I'm sure the soup made me feel better again!>>80131233thank you that means a lot, sincerly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfws2Y8BN2k>>80131945it looks really comfy>>80132051big lebowski had one
>>80132216get his non sweating having ass
>>80132051is there an age limit on sweaters now wtf
hug not fug #213cute Christmas and new years editionthe official twitterhttps://twitter.com/ReturnCutethe official discord server https://discord.gg/DPQWFUPall forms of cuteness welcome
Bimbmas EditionPrevious thread >>80034307https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80034307Thread Question: What present would you give your bimbo gf/wife for Bimbmas?Stories so far:Bimbo Effect, an Atompunk setting>Summary of the Bimbo Effect (Edited and updated)https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zYEbZSzfC8-KM7QLC09HTl6FPHv2jLrt5WJ9Cts-3Rg/edit?usp=sharing>Anon's guide to marrying a bimbo (edited and updated)https://docs.google.com/document/d/12R602MRA8gR6tMbbEoP3hlduWxoAVXovs3U7bqfogPU/edit?usp=sharing>Collared Rookiehttps://archiveofourown.org/works/39986202>Interview with a Doberman bimbohttps://rentry.org/e2evd>Cyberpunk bimbo storyComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Merry Christmas eve all.
>>80129447Merry Christmas Eve!
>>80129447It's a Christmas miracle!
>>80131493I wish. Probably having the most miserable christmas of my life right now from family.Hope whatever I do brings you guys some happiness at least.
>>80131738quick composition I did, made up of other things, into something more coherenthttps://files.catbox.moe/j4idjm.rar
/femfat/ - Female Fatfur Thread: /festivefat/ EditionPrevious Threads: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/subject/Femfat/Writefag Pastebin: https://controlc.com/0b7441a9Paid Content: https://kemono.party/artistsDownload Artists' FurAffinity Archives: https://furarchiver.net/Rules:>Keep it female.>No 3DPD please, there's other places better suited for that.>Don't just dump galleries with no commentary, this isn't your personal wank thread.>Embrace discussion! Engage with the QOTT and talk your favorite things about fatfurs.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
/fgds/ - Fat Gardens: Fat Plants, Bugs, and Snakes GeneralEnd of 2025 Encore I Edition (featuring snails)For fat’s sake. It’s not even the eve yet.
>>80118624I didn't post the wordless alt earlier, I'll drop it here as a little bump.You know a big thing I miss about Christmas season nowadays versus when I was a kid is when the ground'd be blanketed with snow from September all the way through February... but I will admit, the thought of pushing through all that shit to head into work isn't very appealing at all.I try not to reveal personal shit anymore, but back in 2021, I was one of the janitors at Facebook, and those fucks never told me when they shut down for weather. Those cocksuckers never even gave my ass a call, so I'd haul ass all the way downtown only to find "ope, door shut, keycard isn't working, fuck you."Most disgusting job I ever had as a janitor, too. Facebook is surrounded by human shit and they only ever gave me a damn broom and assfucking suck my balls Wet Ones to clean it all up with. They kepot saying "Oh, we'll show you how to use the pressure washer ONE DAY."Dickheads, you told me to climb into the recycling dumpster to pull out the trash. I wanna be told how NOW. Fuck you Marky Zuck and your shitty company. I'm glad I just work at a supermarket now, I do more important and fulfilling work there than I do cleaning up some paper-shuffling jackass vomit from the bathroom counter.
>>80131272You’d think a company trying to keep its image clean would do the same internally as well. Not to get /pol/itical, but what kind of people would just leave their own fecal matter lying around everywhere? How ironic that you didn’t want to reveal personal shit yet exposed literal shit going on behind the scenes.Do you believe it’s global warming ripping away the blankets of snow?
>>80131410Yeah, I think it's safe to say the planet's getting warmer. I mean, I've seen less and less snow every year since 2007, I even remember the first time Christmas had no snow at all, 2010. I'll always remember it because it was the ONE thing that finally broke my family's tradition of going to the big hill out back my grandma's and sled down... there just wasn't enough.Year after that, same story, and so on and so forth. I believe 2014 was the last time we got hit really hard, when the polar vortex tore through.As for why the building is surrounded with crap? Crackheads and fenties. Big cities don't have any public bathrooms anywhere, so people will just tuck behind anything they can and drop loads. My sister has to deal with it at her gig and that's across the damn town.Of course, there's a reason places keep bathrooms locked up. My current job has had some MAJOR shit happen, literally, in the bathroom whenever we made the unfortunate decision to open it to customers for the day.Entire matresses, shoved into a hole in the wall, and caked, dripping with human shit. A toilet bowl literally overflowing with brown sludge.Still beats working at Facebook.
>>80131581>surrounded with crapMy mistake, I thought that the employees themselves were somehow caking the insides of the bathrooms with their own poo. Although that’s pretty wild that they just let druggies in.Traditions ruined aside, what do you want for Christmas?
Butt BumpNew Captcha is annoying
CYOA Refugee Thread - A thread for posting any and all CYOAs unpostable in /tg/'s /cyoag/ (and occasionally ones that aren't).>Previous thread:https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80033887>Alternative link:https://archived.moe/trash/thread/80033887>Other threads:>>>/tg/cyoa>/cyoag/'s CYOA archives and related resources:https://rentry.co/cyoagIncludes - but is not limited to - a F.A.Q. section and the personal archives of a number of authors.https://cyoa.allsync.com/s/owWor64yLTngDk3An extensive Allsync archive that has both SFW and NSFW CYOAs.https://infaera.neocities.org/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
RememberYou will never be a girl :)
>>80130526Yippee! Looking forward to it!
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>>80130526yay
/hmoba/ – Human Males on femBoy Anthros General # 185>Deck The Halls With Fags And Stockings Edition>This is a general dedicated to masculine human male tops on bottom femboy anthros. Keep stories, images and discussions on-topic and follow the dynamic of the general. Let's keep it relatively vanilla.>Do not post AI Generated images in this thread. Take them to /msdg/ instead.>--New Stories--Anonymous>Skye Storyhttps://rentry.org/skyethingAnon_Writfriend>Femboy Strip Clubhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/75898436>Unexpected HitchhikerComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>80132283At last, some proper sex of this OC. (That's not paywalled)
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Merry Titmas editionPrevious thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/79626973/This thread is for lovers of incredibly busty Kirlias, as well as her genetic line, and any other Pokemon who deserve to have humongous sized racks.Please keep futa to a minimum or simply catbox it.
>>80128781Nice. Cookies beget milk...
>>80128781Cute belly, hope it grows to match those big boobies
>>80124378Need more Kirlia X Horsecock
Holly Jolly Rolly-Polly EditionPost any expansion-related material (breast or butt expansion, weight gain, inflation to name a few) containing human or humanoid characters. Cartoon and vidya characters are permitted)All expansion must be focused on related material (characters from cartoons, games, comics, or anime). Have some fun, above all else.Any original content is appreciated! Edits, fics, and other pictures are all great.Boorus:https://curveybooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=allhttps://toonspansion.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=allPrevious Threads: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/cartoon%20expansion/type/op/Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/BGiyCmC2
>>80124713They say that Faye's small heart grew three sizes that day--and her ass ten.The best Mrs Clauses are either wholly inappropriate (Faye) or a perfect fit (pic related).
>>80127985i like to think she got annoyed from trying to pull up her shorts over her thighs so she gives up then heads to the kitchen for some snacks knowing her fat ass wobbling everywhere is a later problem and shes probably just gonna ask her sister to buy her some stretchy pants
>>80130708It's gotta be annoying when she asks her sister this often
loser girl (that's still more valuable than you) editionMore material:https://hgoon.booru.org/https://censored.booru.org/Resources:https://rentry.org/pfgPrevious: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80023152
>>80131448Being made to sit on a shelf totally immobile while being able to taste, smell and feel every drop would be bliss.
>>80131512Cute freak
About to shoot my sixth load of the day on this Christmas Eve.
>>80124440I certainly do
My very first onahole just arrived! I'll try it soon!
official pony thread
Merry Christmas, GAY HYPER MUSCLE!
i hate the adds i HAVE to see on the mobile site. Brave used to block them but it ain't working anymore.
/mmog/ - mistletoe editionThis is a general content based in Warcraft/WoW, EQ, GW2, FFXlV, Dofus/Wakfu, TESO and any other MMORPG whose porn belongs in the /trash/. We all know you play them. Unless you don't.Old thread>>79982953https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/79982953/
>>80130457I am having a good time and I hope you are too.>>80131002>>80131023Both are instant classics.
>Good news anon, due to your consistent jolly and good behaviour this year. The Christmas spirits have seen it fit to bestow upon you a merry gift on Christmas Day, being in the presence of Stormstout herself!>There just might be a little issue however.>In their enthusiasm to give you your gift, it seems the spirits overlooked leaving you with the just the lady herself. There is safe to say an egregious amount of her. Perhaps too much. >Everywhere you look she’s replaced every figure or person barring yourself. Could be a problem having that little sex pest multiplied in the billions>Oh, and no take backs. Have fun!
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>>80130088>>80130100would eat out all three of them, in a row
>>80132091Maybe the real Li Lis were the friends we met along the way.
All girls are Amy Rose in disguise.
"Mangos Merry Christmas": EditionPrevious Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80010720/For discussion of TGWeaver's and Pokemaniacal's Five Nights at Freddy's AU ficRoommates A03: https://archiveofourown.org/works/11250126Full Roommates Art Collection: https://gofile.io/d/Xg5SY8New NewFanfic Archive Stev Edition: https://mega.nz/folder/tzsymTyA#l0jmXuUtV3HELQ8wYuXOpQRoommates The comic adaptation: http://roommatesaucomics.thecomicseries.com/archiveBooru:https://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=roommatesOld MEGA: https://mega.nz/folder/kMwX0YLK#BR3vN7OCIYYk7Qu9jbPKfwQuestion of the Thread: What are your Jolly ideas?
>>80125410I've got some Christmas chores to take care of before anything else.After that, I'll post the image I managed to get ready.I hope you all are doing well, thank for your patience and I look forward to posting again.
>>80131955super gogeta black
>>80131955josuke higashikata (part 8)
>>80131955Foxglove X Bonnibel The nervous rapist
>>80132664That's just a NEET that can sew.
