/haha/ - I hate myselfChristmas Day Editionroadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80138192/#habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse/steam: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/posscraft got ran over by a reindeer (RIP)
please take care of our possums!
>>80169097im confused do you want a frotmate or a normalmate
please dont shoot our bibas
>>80169389they were always fuckable
do you ever pretend to be a woman online so that you can experience what it's like when people are nice to you?
General for discussion of Human Domestication Guide & related fiction.Fine, I'll do it myself edition>What is HDG?HDG is a collective kink writing project about the Affini (an advanced precursor civilization from outer space), who aggressively care for every other species in the universe. They have finally turned their glittery eyes on future grimderp hypercapitalist nightmare humanity. Using their natural charisma and various classes of Xenodrugs, they aim to make Florets (d̶o̶c̶i̶l̶e̶,̶ ̶d̶r̶u̶g̶ ̶a̶d̶d̶l̶e̶d̶ ̶p̶e̶t̶s̶ loved and cared for individuals) of us all! But don't worry, they always have everyone's best interests at heart, even if their methods aren't even remotely consensual~>Where can I read it?Read the original story here https://readonlymind.com/@GlitchyRobo/HumanDomesticationGuide/or check other stories on ROM https://readonlymind.com/search/?q=%23Human_Domestication_Guideor Ao3 https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Human%20Domestication%20Guide%20-%20GlitchyRobo/worksor the wiki: https://hdg.wiki/Thread put to bed soon:https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80016060
>>80164956>Ward who cries the first time they are cuddled.Yea...
Tbh, as much as i am a functional and generaly happy person with compararively decent mental health - perfect indie material - there are some deeply burried sorespots that could probabbly make fall like dominoes when Poked at. I genuinely cant imagine liking and trusting another being enough to show them such weaknesses, but if somehow they made me feel genuinely safe with no ulterior motives i'd probabbly break down at hugs and care
>>80167740Oldbloom affini it is categorically impossible to maintain memories of outside of its presence, due to your mind taking on a completely alien structure anytime you so much as perceive it.The evidence left behind suggests that you enjoy this.
>Affini sits next to you on the train>You wonder if you should move, but the fear that you could somehow get in trouble for that keeps you in your seat>The Affini starts talking to another Affini sitting across from you, and as she does her vines begin to creep over you>They slither around your wrist and between your fingers to "hold hands" with you while others move up your spine to massage your scalp>A vine winds around your neck, gently constricting your throat in an alarming fashion>More vines encircle your neck, squeezing up and down not quite tight enough to close your windpipe>Your growing fear seems to be only encouraging the vines to invade your space and further ensnare your body and limbs>The other Affini across the aisle comments on how cute and well behaved the Affini next to you's floret is>"I don't have a...">She finally notices you>"Oh my! I'm sorry dear, I didn't even realize what I was doing!">The vines reluctantly release you, and return to her, allowing you to scoot over further away>As she carries on with her conversation, you can see a vine trying to close the distance over the empty seat between you>You get off at the very next stop, even though it's an hour walk from home
>>80168965This is known as the "grabbies". Affini in dire need of a floret start to find their vines wrapping around anything in reach unless they focus specifically on keeping them in check.
4chan's collective RWBY AU! You're welcome to share your own OCs, lore, and AI generated images with us!Rules:>1. Worship Scarlet>2. Read the Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/8MjgAFYQ>3. Beware trolls, falseflaggers, and edgelords>4. No bitching about other ships>5. Regular RWBY discussion goes to RWBY/RT General>6. Have fun!General Greentexts: https://www.mediafire.com/folder/923xfr3g94zeq/SV_GreensGTA's Greentexts: https://www.mediafire.com/folder/na0b5f695k3og/GreensTiermakers: https://tiermaker.com/user/16270573Active Scarletverse Fics:>RWBY: Seeds of Hope, Sins of the PastComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>80164855Is that patch of skin on Echis's torso his stomach? I don't think he has a potbelly
>>80164855Cultish...
Cow
>>80164855Guiscard basically being a Sokushinbutsu will never not be funny to me, because my brain just auto-filters his blindfold into a pair of Ray-Bans sunglasses.
>Dear Diary>My stumy hort.>End of entry.
hug not fug #213cute Christmas and new years editionthe official twitterhttps://twitter.com/ReturnCutethe official discord server https://discord.gg/DPQWFUPall forms of cuteness welcome
good night
>>80165989Night.
bump
No scat, diapers or inflation allowed.Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80031677/How was your Christmas?
I'll save the thread when Im back from work
>>80167165I drew this for the oc drawthread and the thread died :(
/femfat/ - Female Fatfur Thread: /festivefat/ EditionPrevious Threads: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/subject/Femfat/Writefag Pastebin: https://controlc.com/0b7441a9Paid Content: https://kemono.party/artistsDownload Artists' FurAffinity Archives: https://furarchiver.net/Rules:>Keep it female.>No 3DPD please, there's other places better suited for that.>Don't just dump galleries with no commentary, this isn't your personal wank thread.>Embrace discussion! Engage with the QOTT and talk your favorite things about fatfurs.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>80164180So long as he’s posting.
/gmad/ - Gay Monsters, Aliens, and Demons Thread #647"It's Still STILL STILL!! Krampus Season!" editionA /gayy/ & /doom/ Company tm et. all of xenophilia and teratophilia on trash for degenerates who like weird dicks and other overlooked assortments.Things we like>Monsters, aliens, and demons. (Copyrighted or otherwise)>Fantasy/mythical creatures. (Dragons, werewolves, etc.)>Robots.>Unconventional furry species.Things we don’t like>Sparkledogs (MLP)>Conventional furry species (Lions, tigers, and bears (oh my))>Humans by themselves>AI Slop (Catbox links are okay)General consensus is to just post what you like; if less than two people complain about it, it should be okay. We’re all chill here, so let’s keep it that way.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>80160309H-haha yeah, anthro ones..>>80161170Digimon are both really cute and sexy to me but I never actually played many of the games after Rumble Arena 2 when I was a kid, I should really play some of the newer ones sometime.
>>80164491>picholy fuck he's perfect
>>80167558I wonder if he'd get annoyed at having guys feel up his gigantic ass all the time?
>>80164709Buff guys being massive bottoms makes me harder than anything else.Seeing a a buff god degrade himself like this, becouse he's such a slut deep down in his core is beautiful to me.
the gift that keeps on giving editionlast week:https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/79978459
>>80166442it's an easter eggyou gotta interact with the hair in the kitchen sink 32 times
>>80167197Black funkin girls owe me bareback sex
>>80169037same
Merry Christmas! edition>What is /vtsg/?A general for those who enjoy the lewd side of the vtuber world.Fantasize, discuss, ERP with, or post NSFW of your favorite corpo or indie vtubers!Don't just lurk, feel free to contribute in any way: by worshiping your oshi in the thread, joining other anons having fun, or even indulging other anons's fantasies about any chuuba!>Last Threadhttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80078586/>Thread Question(s)If you could stuff any one chuuba's stocking who would it be and what presents are putting into it?
>>80168637Just anon
>>80168776I want to watch Iroha's fat bits jiggle while she plays on the beach.
>>80168789Have some more beach wiggle and jiggle floofs
>>80168832You know Fuwawa would jump a little to get your attention.
>>80168987Slander!
/BLEACHED/ General #2020“Season's Breedings” Edition------------------------------------->USE ANCHOR POSTS<--------------------------------------->Previous Threadhttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80107610>BOORU LINKhttps://bleachbooru.org>Manga with white guyshttps://pastebin.com/LydHWEKx (embed) (embed)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>mmm, found your spot, has he?>told you he was gifted>you never liked putting white boys in the advanced classes, said it was too insensitive to your colored students>I bet he's getting nothing but straight A's from you now>been fucking you for five minutes and found out you cum when he kisses you between the shoulder blades>bet your own husband didn't know that>lick him clean when he's done, I want him next
>>80162956
>mmm, thanks for a wonderful Christmas, babe>thought you could use a break, so I made some hot chocolate just the way you like>whipped cream, chocolate flakes, a couple shots of bourbon>want me to suck your cock while you drink it, or should I just snuggle up close until you get hard again and then we can go for another round?>snuggling it is!>we can have a couple more of my mom's oatmeal cookies afterwards
edizione The End.PT v1.1.28 https://datanodes.to/u4rv6cgzzsvs/Pizza-Tower-AnkerGames.rarBYOC v2.0 https://allfearthesentinel.com/zandronum/download.php?file=byocv2.0.pk3Antonblast v1.1.2f https://mega.nz/file/Q0AAEQLb#IsRQoRJZV3uJj3fV_-PNZxZLeonbKlavfwbQJSvDTBY>Old Buildshttps://mega.nz/folder/W9ZxEAxJ#T0yji1Y-VTeJlpXeu9vbsg>DecompsDemo 1 Engine https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ThGUiwttZ63h11UpfrdP8B7KaoqnnjVg/viewGMS 2022 https://drive.google.com/file/d/1CW_LN07NEd3ISn8DDNwEEKjso8-0e7g7/viewGMS 2023 https://mega.nz/file/bFhQ0LLa#ga3tVIL1c07uXWmzZD9QbWYFsulLIirjKL_sdINmcxUXmas Break https://drive.google.com/file/d/1JWaJcetWX8Wp_zS_khrkBjTNZXMgGMzI/viewSeptember 2021 https://archive.org/details/september-build-decompComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>80163636Okay
>>80166521Sometimes you REALLY need to vomit after seeing Dino naked and don't have the dexterity to trigger an acid reflux.
>>80164563Will the multiple stomachs be useful in fucking him (for legal reasons I must specify the fursona and not the actual guy)?
>>80167291yes it means you can fuck him for longer because it'll take longer to fill him with cum true facts
A Very Nikke Christmas EditionThis thread is for anons that are into straight blacked/interracial content involving their waifus, without the extreme and political content of the main blacked thread.No 3D/real content.No graphs, headlines, tributes, or references to murder or suicide.No scat/toilet/gay shitThis thread is focused on netorare/netorase, if your post doesn't involve a waifu in any way and you only want to talk about black men, take it to the other general.All games, anime and gacha waifus welcome.Ignore obvious bait, ignore posts you don't like if they're not breaking a rule, try having fun.>Booruhttps://blacked.booru.org/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>80166839uma
>>80166839My wife fenny is built for lovey dovey NTS
>>80165328ekko and lucian use them as relief onas while their snowbunnies are coming back from base
>>80168371Ekko is so hot.
blacked boteshttps://files.catbox.moe/jquser.png
Merry Christmas! EditionPrevious Thread:https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/79891223Welcome to /pmdt/! A thread for posting art, writing, and discussing of the Pokémon Mystery Dungeon Series! Especially if it's saucy~You can post art, recommend comics or fanfics, talk about the games/setting, or just roll to see what Pokémon you wake up as! If you'd like to join in the RP, the Lore Archive gives a general summary of the setting and history so far! We have a shared setting for the thread if you wish to participate. The TL:DR is a bunch of humans from various worlds have been sent to the PMD world and have ended up at an abandoned town in the desert and have been rebuilding it as a new home together. Feel free to ask questions about anything and to the characters themselves if you’d like. >PMDT Lore Archive: https://rentry.org/pmdt_lore>PMDT Gallery: https://mega.nz/folder/oIYQAT6D#KH5yWG8eBVs6aclQbBhEkw>PMDT Drawing Board: https://magma.com/d/uuSwxMDKDL>PMDT General resources:https://rentry.org/pmdt-resourceshttps://rentry.org/pmdt-masterbinComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>80168004(Great to hear! What's wrong with a little reward incentive for poor behavior? She'll be extra bad next year.)
>>80167832>>80167917>Oren hops down from Nox and scurries over to a box shaped gift.I think this one might be mine! Look, it's got my name on it and everything!>He uses his tentacles to tear open the wrapping paper at a very high speed.Woah, no fucking way! Actual merch! How did this get here?>Oren's present is a vintage 70s Star Trek toy helmet! Typical of a lot of licensed toys from the era, it appears to be a rebranded generic mold, and certainly not something that Spock or any other character wore in the series.>Oren doesn't seem to mind, though.Nox, Lookit! I never had this one in my collection back when I was alive!
>Light peaks its way through the workshop window and annoys Zed by shining across his eyes >He lets out a small sleepy moan, followed by a huge yawn Fuuuuuuuck ooooofff >Being up so late he's still quite tired, but try as he might, he can't go back to sleep >Eventually he gives up and wakes up>He nudges Sanaa before doing a large stretch >He looks around a little before noticing something>There's snow falling outside Fucken' wot?>Getting up and poking his head out the front door there is indeed snow everywhereHey Sanaa, come check this out!
>Elsewhere, Carrie is outside holding an entire easel & blank canvas over her head.>Trekking through the snowy ground, she's sunken a few inches deep, about waist height. >She wears a wide smile on her face.I knew it would work! Such a simple spell, too. Elementary for a witch as strong as I. This will be the PERFECT atmosphere to paint. >Having cast a spell with spice & mistletoe earlier, Carrie erroneously claims sole responsibility for the appearance of snow.>She gets to setting up her painting station, complete with a tiny stool to sit on which she seems to have pulled out of thin air. Voila.
>>80167955>After the clink, Vex gulps the whole of his cup, then takes the first slice of pizza.The satisfied hum that comes after he takes a bite tells of how he thinks it tastes.>There's no words said for the moment, simply enjoying the moment of good food until after the third piece, where Vex seems to look at Dit with a face deep in thought. This goes on for about a minute before he asks something.What's your plans after this? Heading back to work or just gonna take things easy?
Christmas celebrations edition----------------ALG is for general lewding, slutposting, ERP, and erotic game discussion regarding Azur Lane and its shipgirls. Most themes/concepts are welcome, just be cool about it.>wikihttps://azurlane.koumakan.jp/wiki/Azur_Lane_Wiki>r34https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=azur_lane+>Rules:Keep extreme/off-topic content to other threads, such as talk of real-world politics.(You) should indulge your own port-canon but don't try to force it on others.Casual surface level sexy connections are encouraged but for deeply personal revelations or discussions please take them to private messaging.Prev: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/79955524/
i fuckin hate botessirens for the win
>>80144270Such a tease!
>plap plap plap plap
A thread for horny retarded anons to pump, goon, and worship porn that make them go PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot ropes of thick, gooey, nutslop~Previous:>>80090317
>>80168611You should dedicate every drop of pre-jizz to them until you've leaked out everything you have~
>>80168611My kind of anon! Get all of it you want!
>>80168661That's the plan ~ going to pump for hours and more >>80168662Mwah mwah cutie I will ~~
>>80168740Good stud <3 Keep focused and grip tight so you can rile up those fat nuts as much as possible!
>>80168847<3 stroking with a firm grip and going up and down to the base with PLAP PLAP PLAP echoing each pump ~
