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The supplication of a dead man's hand
Under the twinkle of a fading star.

death to vtumors

>>70942836
Get with the times, boomer.

IS
IS THAT PAGE 11?????
AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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This thread is horrible. You know what you're supposed to do when your general gets zero activity of note and everyone loses interest? Let it die.

>>70946765
Oh, that's some good advice.
Cheers, lad! Have a bump on me.

>Mail confirmation page tells you it doesn't save your email to the database
>If you confirm two sessions with the same email, bans carry on from one to the other
>Even if the bans predate one of them
HMMMMMMM...

>>70948693
It's only a crime if you get caught!

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Mp4s are enabled on /wsg/ now

>>70950070
maybe testing on /wsg/ before rolling out to all boards like they did with /biz/ anti spam

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sticky >>>/sci/16482701

>>70953041
>happening posted to /trash/ first
Based.
Is there some conflict of interest shit now that Musk is going to be part of that Department of Efficiency thing? Doesn't SpaceX get a lot of funding from NASA?

>>70953335
>Department of Efficiency
It's just a thinktank. It holds no actual governmental power.
Expanding the space industry should take precedence over literally everything else, though.

>>70953335
SpaceX is cheaper than what NASA can do.

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>>70953436
>It's just a thinktank.
Oh, didn't know that.
>Expanding the space industry
Like what, colonization, asteroid mining? I also heard we have basically zero defense against large asteroids.

>>70953453
Right, but I thought SpaceX also received some funding from NASA from grants or something. I also thought they've been collaborating on various projects or research endeavours for a while now.

>>70955870
>Like what, colonization, asteroid mining?
Yes. The biggest concern of humanity right now should be to expand to another planet and ensure the self-sufficiency of that colony.
>I also heard we have basically zero defense against large asteroids.
Correct. NASA has done a few tests with asteroids to see how they'd react to an impact, but we have no real experience redirecting one heading towards us.
After we've settled our solar system, humanity can pretty much do whatever it wants, as there will always be a part that will continue to live on and rebuild if need be.

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>>>/v/205991547
New Minecraft movie trailer dropped

It's A Minecraft Movie, not a Minecraft movie.

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>>70960640
>>70960812
>>>/v/695048175

'ffee with 'oca 'ola

vgh, a bumperino for my heckin' harem

>>70963808
>real DT or impostor? call it.

>>70965400
Impostor. Reads more like a parody of him than actually him. He'll be back eventually.

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>>>/wsg/5732481
>>>/wsg/5732481

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Good afternoon thread how we all doing?

>>70950070
>mp4
Other boards as well now. I wonder why?

>>70968563
I want a hug
Not because anything terrible happened or anything, I just want one

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If trump isn't hitler, why is he bringing concentration camps back?

>>70969374
Because concentration camps weren't Hitler's idea.

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>>70969093

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>>70970033
Thank you~

>>70968563
It's cold...

they removed captcha from the report popup

>>70971510
no they didn't

>>70968913
why not?

>>70953335
Musk's various companies only function because of major US government involvement via expertise, facilities, and of course billions and billions of taxpayer funding. It's already part of the government, just unofficially in a way that lets libertarian people pretend things are independent.

bunp

>>70974983
Do you actually believe this?

>>70968913
Probably was the ol' upgrade that was pushed a few days ago

>>70976930
The billions and billions of taxpayer money part is true, at least.

>>70950070
>>70968913
Yeah, I just noticed this as well. Is it on ALL boards? Have any boards received file size increases because of this?

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me

Why doesn't someone post an mp4 here?

>>70979504
wow
fat mootcat on /hap/
>>70979589
cool
mp4 on /hap/

>>70979589
THE FIRST MP4 IN HAP

>>70979589
>can post mp4s but still no sound
Gookmoot cannot do anything right can he?

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>>70979589
Oh neat.

real 180m59.994s
user 0m0.123s
sys 2m52.220s

>>>/v/695165271

Delete /v/.

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>>>/tv/206066000

>>70986064
nice trips , anon

>>70986129
wasn't me

>>70986152
you sure?

>>70986233
yep
nice dubs though

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Well I've begun fasting again.
Just a bit for now. It's not intense yet but I'll gradually ramp up the length and such and anyways whatever fasting I could be going is better than the endless nonstop feasting I was doing before.
But I'll stop at some point. I feel like whenever I get impatient and try and increase my fasting beyond 3 days that's always when I have problems.
So I'll just get it to that 3 day schedule and then I'll stay at that until I'm less than half the man I am today.

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>>>/r9k/79518729
Lummie wasn't important to me he was just funny and I wanted to copy him. I only ever saw him a few times.
Plus I like Pokemon so being an annoying Pokemon avatarfag is like perfect.
Can't remember how far back. And going from before he would require personal information being given up, which is not something I want to do.

My only other thought is that you're either doge or imposter doge (Isabelle poster?) but like you said names don't matter and I'm not expecting an answer/direct reply about these guesses.

That or you're just making up shit or confusing me for someone else. Someone did that once
Dogesquad.

Whatever.

My life is improving (second derivative) but very slowly and the local minimum might be too low to best.
Plus I've always valued humor. You can probably see it in how I post. It's why I shitpost so much. It's funny.
But most of all I just value entertainment. I hate being bored
But you knew that already I'm sure.

Just to be sure who exactly do you think you're talking to?

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>>70988679
Exiled it would seem? Oh. What a terrible fate, now we have to be on a furry porn board with less rules? Oh, the shame!

Also fascinating that you found that poster entertaining, because he was a massive nuisance on my end, then again, I only say that because he was a Bui supporter; well that and some other things.

/qa/doge and that whole debacle is something else entirely separate from myself, and that other problem poster you've mentioned, just the common thread of /qa/ and its reverberations from parts we all collectively played that binds us all together I suppose, since /qa/ was one of my stomping grounds as well, as well as others.

That being said, I rarely show up anymore because things are different now, there's no one left who wants to play because they've all moved on in one way or another, for one reason or another.

So it's nice to see that you're still here, in a way, even if you don't particularly remember me exactly. Also :laughing: it was genuinely cute to see you get lost to the shadows and voices that others had put onto you. Fascinating stuff really, it was like watching a puppy chase its own tail thinking it was another dog. Hahaha! Very entertaining stuff! But you feel it too don't you friend? The woods are empty, everyone has gone away, there are less shadows, less voices, no one to chase, no one to tease, no one to watch.

Begs the question of *why* you're still in the woods anymore? You should join the rest of us outside of it really. Find a life outside of it, and think back fondly when the woods were a little bit more livelier than they are now.

That all being said, You're the one who goes by Natalie, the one who got into a personal fight with the group of doge shadows, possible name Nathan Tran, possibly the Dear Anon Zoroark poster, and possibly someone known as "Magnetofag".

If I'm understanding the case file on you. There's a lot of unknowns here that are possibilities, but just that. Could you confirm?

meds

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>>70988892
>Natalie
wrong
I'm not her
i have tricked you
I'm an imposter
as for the rest? I'll let you decide.

why am i still here?
why indeed.
but i feel like I've already answered that question. I'm bored and this is somewhat entertaining to me.
but as a whole?
i guess my projects keep dying and I'm losing a sense of purpose.
so I'm just sticking here
maybe being an annoying avatarfag can serve some sense of purpose
or maybe it's just distracting me from more fulfilling activities,
probably the latter honestly.

there's one more thing you could be
do you remember an old series of spam on /s4s/ which i made? i was mad at someone and it was only for a few minutes
they noted it there
were you there?
if you're that then didn't i pretty much tell you to fuck off in no uncertain terms. why are you here so many years later? how did you find me?

but yeah even for these threads why am i still here
should just leave
they're holding me back
maybe I'll be gone.
and that'll be the last thing anyone ever sees from imposter natalie

and as far as the rest of the woods
you're still right. i need to move on.
i thought he was holding me back but before him it was her and even after him it will be something else if i keep this up
enough excuses.

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>>70989148
My friend, you'll have to forgive me; but my memory isn't infinite. Could you perhaps remind me of this [s4s] event? After all, I'm only human, you can't expect me to remember everything outside of my own personal realm of control :laughing:

That being said, interesting and neat, and I feel you on the making excuses looking for purpose, looking to others to place your blame on, finding a shadow to chase that would just evaporate in front of you. It was entertaining once, but look at us now. We're old men now. We've haven't the vim vitale to chase after digital whispers and play group digital hide and seek anymore. There is a life beyond here, and we should live it yeah?

Let the new generation take over, and come back just to reel them in whenever they act dumb or believe themselves infallible. There's life outside of the woods friend. Come, live it.

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>>70989457
It's just some old drama involving an s4s namefag (or namefig as they call them)
If you don't know then you probably weren't there and I'm pretty sure everyone has already forgotten about it anyways.
Here's a hint I got mad at this namefag for some off site drama and posted negative messages about him in nearly every thread for like 30 minutes until I got bored.
This isn't an exact quote but it was like somebody posted a dog and I'd reply "I hope <namefag> gets mauled by a dog" and I'd find a similar was to insult that namefag in various other threads.

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>>70990024
It's such old drama that even though I sorta remember what it's about I can't actually find it in the archive

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>>70990024
Fascinating. No, that particular event really isn't in my memory banks, but that doesn't entirely surprise me that you have done so in the past, at least in the plausible identities that you really won't confirm, (which is smart by the way, it seems the shadows you've chased did leave an imprint on you a bit) because that's just your posting style when you want the person or shadow of choice to pay attention to you. Your sort of digital gene memetic if you will.

That being said, are you ready to stop chasing shadows and start chasing after actual bad guys now? The DHS is looking for internet autists like (You) and could use a trained specialist who knows how to fucking with them on their own digital turf.

There's a new administration coming in and a lot of positions will be opening up, and personally I think, you've a decent enough skill set now that you've been shadowboxing enough.

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>>70990112
3 letter agent glow so bright
Besides they're not looking for lazy fatasses with basic Java knowledge who have never worked a day in their lives, despite my impressive resume of years of shitposting on 4chan.

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>>70990229
I see, okay so you don't have confidence then. Would you consider a CI position with the DHS/FBI?

Your resume of years of shitposting on 4chan would actually be all that you need, as well as your "weaponized autism" that you've honed with your shadow boxing.

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>>70990264
Are you offering?

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>>70990264
zwnyrpxnjagksvioct@hthlm.com
This is a temporary email
I can keep pressing a button to keep this email for another 10 minutes for like an hour after that you can't use this to contact me

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>>70990376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsrlaRrXvAg

And a bottle of rum.

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>>70990433
Message received!
yo ho yo ho

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(I can't send emails from this temp email thing)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E7akIu9zEM

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>>70990558
I wish I knew a cute femboy who'd suck my dick.
Alas, the universe seems to be deaf to my pleas.

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>>70990492
Well not entirely
I can forward messages
Can someone email me 100 times with the 100 most used English words so I can communicate slowly?
I kid
Unless?

Can't believe someone emailed me from a college email and that they thought I was dumb enough to click their link.
Thanks for all the dick pics guys. Know that all of them are saved and I won't delete them. But half of them are probably AI generated anyways so I'm just trolling myself.

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>>70990914
Oh? On the account you had set up?

Could you do me a solid pretty please? The college email catches my eye, along with the link.
The dick pics I'm neither here nor there about that just your typical Chanops, but the college one with the link actually fascinates me.

Please do tell what that email was, along with a general link was portrayed as and where it tried to redirect.

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>>70990947
I don't kiss and tell
Or
I was trolling and other than one email from my own email to even verify that the service worked and what I got from you i didn't get any emails.
Who knows :)
But it's probably the latter

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>>70990993
Ah dang. There you go, getting my hopes up just to dash them on the rocks like that.

That's okay.

Bumo