haha i hate myselfroadkill: desuarchive.org/trash/thread/72170960/habits: mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/tagmap: tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse/steam: steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/posscraft: 51.81.50.249:25565
time to eat a dozen eggs
>>72185323*snatches an egg*
I love you poss
equine anthro (bottom)
ate too many waffles and too much peanut butter
>>72185372go on
I kinda want to confess to my friends the thing I did with a dog when I was 14. Someone Talk me out of it.
this could be us
>>72185415it's something that would make your life worse for no reason for no benefit? why would you do that
Sleep time, goodnight chu...
fuck fuck fuck there was a show or movie i wanted to watch but now that im in the mood to watch something i cant remember what it is
>>72185415Do not ever tell people irl poss what the fuck.Just talk about it here and leave out details so nobody can figure it out.
>>72185459its just a hard thing to carry with me. i want to confess it to someone i trust. plus, what if theyre into it?
>>72185555i guess but talking about it online doesnt seem to satisfy as much as it did before. see >>72185596
would learning a martial art make me pbf materialnot to protect you but to like show you my cool roundhouse kicks and stuff
>>72185663no but if you learned a martial art i would fight youlike in an amicable way like sparring we could practice and see what we learned and we wouldn't hurt eachother or anything but man i wanna roundhouse kick a poss and i want him to catch it and destabilize me
and on that fateful night, foxposs was reborn
>>72185372>>72185408hair trigger sensitivity and leaks like a faucet when you give him a reach around
>>72185616what do you mean satisfy
>>72185663yes i think taking the time to master any skill let alone one that requires getting owned repeatedly to be an attractive traitalthough if you got an ego about it then no i would shoot you with a gun
>>72185422if you go to a gay bar you get to get drunk and talk to people who fuck dudesmaybe even fuck a dude
>>72185338
>>72185596>what if they are into itWhat if they aren't. What if they tell all your friends? What if they tell your parents?Poss. DO NOT.
i need a bf who's just like, a weird little guy
god i wish my wosser looked like this instead of being small and circumcised and brown
>>72186594*shaves him*lol owned
man I'm getting so old... I eat a ton of oatmeal now...
it ain't no pair of air jordans
>>72187390something is ringingdeath is playing his xylophone ribs for me
so true bestie *castrates you*
so true breastie *rapidly begins growing cones*
>>72185208i wish i could help it
>>72185463goodnight chu!!! sleep well chu!!!
>The island became famous for its abundant snakes, hence the name "Snake Island."
mamamamamal day
>>72188036i hope they're waffle cones
i call my undies snake island yknow msayin
>something woke me up after only 3 hours of sleep>too restless to go back to bedfucking kill me
my body is a machine that turns alcohol into failrure
>>72185596do you like dog milk?
Ever since i was a kid and tried it. I have a farm and always keep at least 2 dogs pregnant so I have access to milk. When the puppies are born, im not cruel and dont kill them or separate them. I share it. But at 4 or 5 weeks when they are able to eat real food and still tiny and cute i put them in the car in the afternoon after school gets out and look for kids walking home or playing and offer them the babies. Most of the time they say yes and some take more than one. Ive had two kids recognize me in the car and ask me for more. I usually try when theres no guardians around to tell them no dont take it, were not keeping a dog. I didnt have any at the time but got their address and next time i did, i split a batch of 7 between the 2 houses in amazon boxes left at the door. One the rare occasion im stuck with some i leave them at a church or at houses with acreage that i know have dogs. I dont overbreed the dogs. After theyve had too many babies/litters i get them spayed and usually keep them though some of the mommas i gave to kids who took their babies. This is my confession. It is not cruel like fuckers who kill puppies or kittens by leaving them on the side of the road, the woods or the dumpster. Ive never dumped a baby in even a shelter.
>>72185366thank you
i was gonna go woss but twitter showed me that scene in the boys where the guy crawls into a penis and explodes and now i'm too grossed out
this should be my year but it's off to a fucking horrible start. 2024 was bad but i still had hope, there was still a chance it'd all work out. now that's on a knife edge and the odds are that it's over and that this will be the most miserable year of pure suffering in a life which has since age 14 been composed almost entirely of miserable suffering years.
>>72189473there's still a lot of time
i woss two times in the morningi woss two times at nighti woss two times in the afternoonit makes me feel all righti woss two times in time of peaceand twice in time of wari woss two times before i woss two timesand then i woss some more
i'm gay (bi (gay))
holy shit parasite sucked why the fuck could people not shut up about this movie in 2019
>>72190009what didn't you like
i think it would be cool to have a big boy job that does real big boy business
>>72190059>nothing happens for an hour and 45 minutes>by the time things actually start happening i've already checked out>characters arent characters theyre simply devices used to further the paper thin plot>supposedly a scathing critique of capitalism despite doing nothing more than depicting class disparities at a surface level
thinkin aboot cute furry girls again
you're watching foxshame on you
what do you mean nirimer killed himself
>>72190333are you another stalker?
i dont wanna go to work...
I don't like the trans linux foxI can handle the trans and the fox, but I will not have linux in the house
Linux yip tips.
oh i will give you a tip*unzips*
famously charged with the capital crime of "misusing the sewer"
programmers be trooning
nobody remembers paws dot ru
i do
nobody remembers ychan
everything is so scary and everyone is so mad at eachother and god its awful
ohh what a stink
>>72191195Don't let the fear kill your mind.
I don't like the trans linux foxI can handle the linux and the fox, but I will not have trans in the house
>>72191284sounds like the only resource conflict you and i face is over the fox, then
a
>>72186032expressing who I really am. I feel like i'm hiding a part of me.>>72186547they dont know my parents. and ive seen a few of them post feral porn a couple times>>72189179i mean, i guess id try it as weird as that sounds.
kibben she bite toob
>>72191623Excellent bunny kick execution happening here.
>>72191284fat transphobic gay linux nerd <3
lynxes :3
>>72191865
>>72191707i should put on some more weight desu
>>72191959erm he's just big furred
cat named robert:
>>72191976sure he is...
>>72192021Don't sleep the whole day away Robert, get up and do something.
>>72192036
>>72192084he does so much more than me...
just woke up chasing the rabbit
>>72192444*googles that*aw you sicko..
im so sheltered and unexperienced
teehee
I can't believe /haha/ is funking dead.
for me it's batrick
>>72192834I wish I could give you experience
>>72193548snowed in
>>72193548>>72193548>I can't believe /haha/ is funking/haha/ was always pretty funky
Roomie decided to throw a party even though i told him i was depressed and don't want to see anyone :(
>>72194496Wish I could be like disco poss.
Amazon gave a refund for the thing that never arrived. Was supposed to wait until 7pm, but USPS is closed so there's no way it'd get delivered today.
sup catfolk
>>72194525well you can just hidebut sometimes when i'm sad and want to be alone i'm better off not alone anyways
Me but with my foreskin
my shoulder blades are in anguish from working out yesterday i lifted heavy things a bunch and now i suffer the consequences...
twans qween jenocide
>>72194760i kick his crotch
>>72194752I feel you, yesterday was upper body for me too poss. The burn's worth it though.It's fun sitting here flex bouncing my chest at work.
>>72194800you hear a metallic banging noise and your foot erupts in searing pain and you recoil and let out a looney tunes scream realizing he has balls of steel and you may have broken your foot
>>72194857the ancient practice of 金玉 kung fu
draw ur'e fursonahh making this face
>>72194857uhhi attempt to seduce him
>>72190419wait what happened
finally got the big buck hunter games working on my batocera setup
>rejected computer scientist ended up working in a bakery shop then eventually finds his gainer boyfriend and became a fattywhat anime is this?
>>72194370turn on xp share and do all the battle for me...
>>72195373check his fa page
>>72195537my life i just haven't written the next chapter yet sorry im on hiatus
>>72195978peccymon
>>72195978why aren't there any possum pokemon
>>72196002need a peccymon to make me workouti cannot be trusted to do things on my own
>>72196042possymon.........
scrimblo and biba already sound like pokeymanand zarygayer
drinking beer in the posshouse showers is my god given right as a virginia opossum
>>72196185haha virgin
>please allow 7-10 days to unsubscribe from our email servicewhat the FUCK costco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sp1baJvTkZ0
>>72186594im a fan of this picturegraph
>>72196042there's a possum vinemon line
>>72195537i knew someone like this. a certain fat neet friend of mine inherited some money after his mother died and the cute bakery twink convinced him to invest in a business. their finances were slowly but surely depleting last i heard
>>72196283thats really RUDE gonna go shower with a beer now just for saying that
>>72197032you are literally a virgin by being a virginia possum dummy
>>72197069hot
>>72197045ummm uhhhhhh ummmmm
>>72197334i guess breeding season didn't apply to me...
>>72197069i want a doujin about this
>>72197350next time just go in the woods listening for male opossum clicking sounds and when you find one, present your bussy and get boipregnant with his litter
im not a gay boyjust a hay boya real neigh boywhen december comes around im a sleigh boy
pf just misgendered me
zariguache
pb just degendered me
what do west virginia opossums look like
need anyposs to pound my nullhole
neutering your twink so he doesn't go through second puberty
>>72197813
>>72197813mountain mama
i really hope californiaposs is doing alright
>>72198273why is he like this
>>72198273*punch*
do you want to be my boyfriend>nooh
>>72198581who are you quoting
>>72198641someone i imagined in my head to make myself sad
>>72198510aint but two occupations for the common west virginia opossumcoal minin'and.....
How I feel sometimes
>>72198815nice boober
>>72198815hi mom
>>72198815i would not mind if i looked like this creature
wossed to zoo porn
>>72198364haha ouch fire hot
shoveled a foot of snow tdoaystill chasing a rabbit
>>72198688foal grindin'
>>72198926ill be doing the same in a few hours
>>72198976hey what does this meanare you doing heroinare you getting distracted during common tasks
I hope we get a decent amount of snow here tomorrow. We only ever get ice.
>>72199280the snow is because of the fogif you're out in it you're fucked
>>72199386The fog? Oh you mean the thick, musky steam pouring of my sweaty, pulsing peccy poss body? Sorry about that...
woah coolbut Desmos won't let me do d^4*f(x)/dx^4
>>72199519neeeeeerrrrrdd
>>72199519f''''(x) is shorter
a jock poss and math nerd poss post side by sidewill love bloom?
I wanna sex that mean bitch...
>>72195706https://www.furaffinity.net/user/winterhound776holy shit its real what the fuck happened
>>72185208die
>>72190419I guess he never got blacked like he wanted to...poor ol feller
>>72190419i'm sorry i don't know who that is
>>72199972>746is this a reference to 764
the niggerposter won
i thought maid was nirimer
why won't he talk to me
>>72199519im too low iq for this shit
the ancient civilization known as /gfur/...I thought it a mere myth...
>>72199981i dont think thats the case i remember seeing him talk about how he fucks black guys and his white boyfriend was okay with it because they were in a cuck relationship and he knew the arrangement
>>72200396very ungrateful of him if this is the case!
>>72200426wasnt nirimer also an estate agent? i remember people saying that he got the job through nepotism from his richfag parents
>>72200480I'll be honest all I remember is him pissing people off by posting his weird blacked stuff
>>72200504yeah thaf was all he was really known for. that and his fucked up ball crushing castration fetish and turning up on gfur asking if his commissions pleased them
very natural posts
too natural... its nirimers murderer!!1
i can't believe they got narinder
I watched mlp once and it felt like a shonen
would you like me better if i watched mlp
>>72200662how do you mean
>>72200690yeah a bit
*guy whos only ever seen shonen watching something else* getting a lot of shonen vibes...
guys the vitamin d didnt heop i thought it did but i feel scared and sad again EVEN THOUGH I TOOK VITAMIN D
>>72201105*Sticker peels off bottle, revealing "Vitamin DISMAY"*
as an ace dude, most of my personality is dedicated to jerking off and engaging in sexual fetish communities
nirimer is probably faking his death
go ahead and try to frot me if you're ablecant you see that my fursuit is a sable
>>72201314what fetish communities
>>72201363muscle growth and hyper cock
>>72201314i don't get it
this is probably nirimerhttps://www.furaffinity.net/user/captainscales/
>>72201442yeah poss he's perfectly okayhe just moved upstate to a new account where he can play and run around with all his friendsnothing bad ever happens to anyone
as an ace dude, most of my personality is dedicated to whatever autistic fixation is currently active and also the source engine in perpetuity
>>72201643ace what? pilot?
>>72201836the hardware store
>>72201880they got allen wrenches gerbil feeders toilet seats electric heaters
weird poss stankovic
im aroace but spend all day looking at furry porn because i have no aspirations or personal goals
im not ace but i am virgin
i want an ace bf so that i can't disappoint him sexually
>>72199519wish poss would integrate his wosser into my bussy
broadly speaking i would describe myself as unhappy
I'm not falling for his bullshit anymore.
>>72198273Wow that's a HUGE dick
need a man with a four foot long penis
>>72202691i'm 5 feet tall and a dickhead does that count
>>72202691hot possess get all the big wossers
need a woman who has been cock TFed
need a boy who's been pokemon tfed
need a stinky boy so i can sniff boysmells
need bf who loves me
>drink the melted ice cream>stomach cramps>start shitting diarrhea and shiveringi don't feel so good... i don't want any more ice cream...
its 2025 you dont need to listen to people who dont speak chinese
if you're not at least 7" dont even look at me
got the ick when he asked if he could kiss me instead of just doing it
>>72202999hope you feel better poss i was just about to post about my eating icecream experience (it was much nicer and is continuing to this moment)
>>72203091im way taller than that
if i had a gun i wouldve shot and killed that bus driver, and the cameras on the bus would show i did it and liked doing it
>>72203260he would have blocked your bullet with his energy shield
Oh no wossy urges are back
>>72203293no hes too much of a lame bitch to have energy shieldsthe bullet would just ricochet off one of the metal poles and come right back out of the bus and hit me in the head not killing me but leaving me just barely functional enough to be conscious for the horrors of my brain deathindeed of shooting him with the gun i dont have i called the bus company and filed a complaint from the warmth of a different busthis isnt the first time this has happened at this stop at this timei dont know what i did but i dont think that driver likes me
would hate it if there was some kind of virus that turns you into a hyper furry gooning zombie loll that would suck
>>72203805what like he just drove past you without stopping to pick you up? and it's personal? wtf that's so messed up
>>72203593you can just tell this guy is such a histrionic leftist husk of a subhuman from that souless adventure time artstyle
>>72204025you can tell this guy is really unpleasant to be around and easily disliked because of the things he says and the way he says them
i am so heckin enlightened by my own intelligence
>>72204068>>72204071i can tell this rang a bit too close to home for some of you feeble inadequates itt
>>72204025hello fellow kiwi farmer
>>72204068also>effeminate appeal to a social consensus hes not even a part of
>>72204100i just think you should say that you think something is cringe or stupid (which the drawing is) without trying to sniff your own farts about it
>>72198273bigg pp mushroom
>>72204025you can tell he's histrionic by the fact that he's good at drawingidk about everything else but that seems to be true of everyone capable of good art
can't wait for the posshouse adventure time watch party stream night
>>72204159cope tard
>>72204256That sounds fun, I would very much like that.
should i eat ice cream or should i shouldn't
>>72204379I think you deserve it poss even though I don't know anything about you.
>>72204379you should and you should find scatposs to help you deal with the results
>>72204408no i don't want to do that
>>72204379adults only get a small amount since it's bad for your retired tummy
>>72203995yeahi was even standing right at the curb in full view of his headlights and he was stopped at a stop light close enough to see me for at least 20 seconds so i'd imagine its personali mean maybe if this was the first time this happened but its not and he wasnt even behind schedule he was earlyi usually leave a little earlier to avoid that timeslotits cold and windy out there man i just wanna go home after work im over it now though
>>72204424too bad it is ordainedpossman centipede
>>72204560no
>>72204586yes but shaped like this:>>72194671
>>72204683no and that's finalone more word out of you and you're grounded young man
>>72204694ddy no
i wonder if my friends would abandon me if i failed a drug test haha
>>72199519here is a second order>>72204724i can verify that this is how nerds traditionally kiss each other behind closed doors
>>72204724ive done this will a poss
>>72204724why do their nuts look like that
mixing alcohol with electrolyte drinks will report results
>>72204812because they are testicles and not a forearm burrito dicksorry you were sold a bill of goods that doesn't actually exist
>>72204877what
>>72204877are you saying those are average sized dicks? lol
>>72204916aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>72200692like how the episode progressed
>>72204958hes saying that if you think those balls look weird youre transgender
i slept all day and missed the snow... now its all gross and icy...
i want to drink but it always ends badly(me losing my job)
>>72205190his back is making me feel funny
>>72205268alright mr comedienne tell us a joke then
>>72205306ummmmmmm
I wish I had an alcoholic pbf who cutely messages you "Meow meow meow :333 meow :3 mrow purrrr :3 purmrow meow :3".
um...meow?
>>72205468no stop im getting ptsd from the messages i used to send
>>72205190the soju meme is fake and gay. it's only like 20% max in the usa.
i hate feeling like im constantly on the verge of dying
>>72205537But es cute......
>>72205575well it's a good thing that's clearly a picture of a korean bottle
what aphex twin song should i listen to
>>72206188What the FUCK that boy is grooving!!!
>>72206188https://youtube.com/watch?v=AFc0klkcMD8
>>72206188ventolin
>>72206188his lost tracks that can no longer be found on the internet
>>72206188yellow calx
it seems like not knowing things is better than knowing things
>>72206571not true, wake up sheepson
>>72206571eh. bliss is the only real positive of ignorance.it's better to know and know how to not worry than it is to shut out reality.if you worry, if it does not come to pass you have suffered once. if it does, you have suffered twice.if you don't worry, if it does not come to pass you have not suffered. if it does, you have suffered once.build your contingency and then shuffle it away until you need to break the glass.
why does he keep ignoring me
>>72205878you are retarded
Being retarded is so in right now.
sadness isnt sadness, its just the absence of you
>>72206571push through eventually you'll figure out the secret of whatever it is you're learning aboutthen you'll lose interest and move on to the next thing, occasionally dismissively replying to people about the previous topics you were once interested inlike how understanding nonaggression and self interest makes politics into child's play
>>72206827he is in jail sorry
>>72206827he doesn't like youi don't like you either
>>72205575i'm a total lightweight so one 375ml thing of soju which is like 5 shots (and i normally take half shots so really that's like 10 shots for me) gets me super fucked up super quick and i will start barking if you don't stop me
>>72207011sorry
>>72205575i tried a soju once with a boy and it wasnt strong enough so i ended up drinking his alcohol too
soju just tastes like overly sweet garbage and isnt much stronger than anything else
everybody except me has had soju...
My lips are so chapped yet not a single news outlet is reporting on it, very peculiar......
hope that nigger lover nirimer died in agony
what did nirimer even do that upset all the pedo sadists so much
>>72207413why can't this be me
nirimer is the pedo sadist retard
>>72207569because you so ju
>>72207608
every single person ive heard talking about nirimer activates people's instinct to keep them away from kids
you were probably in the gfur pedo cabal with nirimer and ruggarell you projecting slippery fag
>>72207698
I love barn owlb so much... they're so cute it warms my heart....https://youtu.be/RmdUIpVf6co
>>72208112this owl is looking especially like a mushed shroom
>>72208109he's kinda airplane ears
uuhhhh
youre going to slip up eventually
mm yes i will have the cup of coffee at 9pm thank you
I probably will slip up tomorrow, it's going to get all snowy and icy out.
i should be an owl
>>72208434are you the gfur guy thats too stupid to quit? if so you deserve whats coming to you
undulating worbs
>>72204124you're one to talk
>>72208547I haven't been to gfur in like a year or two and even then I never really posted but being too stupid to quit is a very me thing to do.
>>72208349already have buddyIt's how you bounce back and fix it that matters
my apple tasted today
>>72208759*shoves a broccoli up ur ass*
>>72208759did it like the taste of today? or did it prefer the taste of yesterday
>>72208815it preferred today over yesterday but just by a small bit
shawty got them apple possum jeansboots with gfur (with gfur)
kys
*kyss* mwah
Gender and sexual diversity is an innate and often unexceptional part of life in The Elder Scrolls. This article serves to note the diversity in gender and sexuality present throughout The Elder Scrolls.
this thread could use more bbc
>>72209045BBCRADIO TWOOOOOOOooohttps://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/live:bbc_radio_two
>>72209037you're trying too hard man
my penis smells bad and it's a little distracting right now
special force group fops hound
*Smacks your ass*
>>72209127I just copied and pasted that from UESP because it's phrased in an amusing way
sigh
>>72209503bluuppy..,
>>72209522bluuptys/..., who files down his chest spike just so he can embrace you...or maybe we can get him a cork yeah yeah a cork
>>72209548pool noodle
>>72206363>>72206410>>72206525hi thank you i listened to Alberto Balsalm
Mxgsnjjymw
>>72209647now we're talkin
>>72209708so true bestie
>>72209708
Let's just go ahead and bake this thing, I'm sleepy.New:>>72210004>>72210004>>72210004
