"Rematch with Cynthia" EditionFor furry JOI/JOE posts or requests, please go to the other thread >>72267569>Previous threadhttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/72234940/>Writing promptYou, an up-and-coming politician, are celebrating a major electoral victory.>Threadly questionWhen a caption is about the lead-in to sex, do you prefer if it includes the act itself?>Newest Version of Capper (Free Caption Making Software)https://github.com/substantialpickle/Capper/releases/tag/stable>Discord ServersThe Stash: https://discord.gg/u982wqf246The Swirlin Swarm: https://discord.gg/XuxrDJjkaS>Boorushttp://captions.booru.org/http://joi.booru.org/>Directory for caption tutorialshttps://pastebin.com/h7mudVkL>MEGADoggo: https://mega.nz/folder/UkIVWIgR#5Ot4eKv-kyccHXZyJ1KM-gErelzen: https://mega.nz/folder/kd8FnbAR#csYhhRmcL0Ec59n9MqDwmgFireheart: https://mega.nz/folder/05dDmYzb#spJLu_yx2W95I_XtPbb8JgHoss: https://mega.nz/folder/h2A0RC6a#v1YvnF0D856K_drUEXzuHgMajiikappu: https://mega.nz/folder/7o4xDb6Q#ZQVIaCiu1ms9KK44ltDPrgMouchi: https://mega.nz/folder/eIsikSbJ#MLxbeiDD7uFCrzaiz1VPcwSwirlin: https://mega.nz/folder/gf0yURKJ#dlR_h8RLuwmLbbjRc0fULgYfi: catbox.moe/c/udsofs
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>>72460823Your tomboy childhood friend has been in love with you for years, but she knows she's destined for failure: everyone knows the childhood friend never wins in these stories. No, clearly you're going to pick the elegant but cold lady, or the mysterious supernatural woman, or perhaps the beautiful idol with an incredible destiny. Whereas she will be relegated to the sidelines, forced to watch on with a smile as the one she loves chooses another without giving her a second glance. That's how this story is supposed to end. And that's how the ceremony, a ceremony to unite you and your destined partner, was supposed to go.So why the hell are you picking her instead?! Why are you confessing to her, claiming she's the one you love, picking her as your partner? You're going off script, you're breaking the rules, don't you understand that the world itself wants you to give your heart to another? ...you don't care? You want to be with her anyways? Well then, fuck it, she'll fight destiny with you, then. The two of you against the world, just like how it always was. You'll have a happy ending even if you have to give Fate itself a bloody nose.
>>72460823Usagi's been through some crazy shit before, but she never thought that her wet dream of being spitroasted by Tuxedo Mask and Moonlight Knight would come true. Unfortunately she's too cock drunk to think of anything other than the two cocks turning her into a cum dumpster.
>>72460823When Saria said she wanted you to meet her at the Sacred Forest Meadow for a gift, you didn't know that she wanted to give you more than just a silly medallion, hug, or smooch on the cheek. Now she has you all to herself, and she's got years worth of fantasies she wants to try out.
>>72460823>Via unknown means you're shrunken down. >Suddenly hear a scream for help as a fairy girl is getting eaten by a frog>Rescue her>Fairy girl is very thankful and wants to show her hero her gratitude>Tiny passionate sex ensures.
>>72460823Neo Queen Serenity's become bored of the peaceful life after the Black Moon Clan fiasco, going to the past and getting fucked in back alleys always manage to scratch that itch.
>>72461837>>72462094+1
>>72460823Your neighbor is a pain in the ass. Whenever you're home, you can hear her gaming, watching tv, or just mastubating. What are you going to do about it anyways? Complain? The landlord sucks. Move out? Not in this economy. How does she even make money by the way? You even found holes in the wall where she peeps with her not sublte moans. Finally having enough, you meet her on one of her 7/11 runs and just ask if she wants to have sex or keep spying through her peep holes. Back home, her dirty talk is straight out of a bad porno with a technique to match. So it's up to you to guide her and see if you can make this neet not so crazy.
>>72460790>gifkek
>>72460823You decide to give Kyoka a much needed confidence boost about her body. If she didn't love you before, she definitely does now.
>>72460806Gentle, muscular, tomboy gf endulges your need to praise her body because she thinks its cute and it gives her a confidence boost
>>72464368+1
>>72460823Requesting follow up caption based on this one >>72468078 will commission if anyone is interested in doing it
>>72468109Mouchi takes commissions, though I'm not sure if he has any slots available right now. Try reaching out to him on Discord.
>>72468748Oh mouchi did that one? i didnt noticed the usual signature he puts on his caps, guess gonna wait until he says he has open slots
>>72460983SecondedTomboy childhood friend romance is the best.
>>72460983oh what the hell? +1
>>72460823You're about to spend a steamy night with a widowed MILF and her barely-legal daughter. Captioner's choice as to whether they're competing to be first or encouraging you to do the other first.
>>72468078>>72468109bunnygirls are for breeding
>>72460823https://captions.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=7901Sequel to this one. Preferably with wife (reader) being reduced to full-time cuckquean slave and Asari lover taking her place.
>>72460823A woman has realized that her husband finds one of her friends very attractive. Rather than being upset, however, she decides to set the two up.Tags: compersion, consensual cuckqueanOptional tags: pleasant surprise
>>72460806tfw no arceus gf in need of human cock to make a new species
>>72461837Huh, nice. +1 to this one, I'd love to see that
Bup
>>72481370
>>72478546>tfw ywnShe's so fucking perfect, bros.
>>72468748>picAbsolutely patrician.
Does anyone have the "Emotional support slut" cap in hand? I think the character was a blonde girl from the Persona games
>>72484789>gyaru elfMuh dick
>>72484930>titcow gyaru elfEternally diamonds
>>72460806People were curious as to why Batman and Wonder Woman never got together, what they don't know is that the bat's already tapping some hot magician ass in Zatanna. Especially when said magician can do wherever she pleases during sex, like giving him two cocks to stuff her pussy and ass.
I want Swirlin to post in these threads more.
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>>72468816Anon, if you want to, you can reach out to me on discord. I'd be happy to discuss. Besides, preggers rabbits, what's not to love?
>>72487971based dragonlayer cap
>>72492500sadako lives rent free in my head
>>72488469based, he does some really great stuff
>>72488469>>72497214Breeder stuff that doesn't lean into muh femdom is top shelf.
man the writing on these are almost all so shit. it's so obvious how few of you have ever actually spoken to a woman, let alone fucked one
>>72498574Why would I want to talk to a woman?
>>72498574
>>72460823Local adventurer has been questing around a remote Viera village,(un)fortunely is that time of the year where Viera have to mate and there has been a distinct lack of males this time around cue surprise quest! (refusal of taking this quest might result in a severe reputation penalty with the Viera faction)
PLAP PLAP PLAP!
>>72497834Truth
>>72505615wood fug
>>72505615+1 for buns
>>72505615The one on the lower right looks like mickey mouse ears until you notice its the bra of the one behind it blending in
>>72506557White woman jumpscare
Don't mind me, just posting these on behalf of Destroyer King.
>>72460806Joker finds out that what he's been doing with his girlfriends has had some consequences.I'm pretty sure this was AI-generated, so if you want to do some retouching on the errors, that's okay with me.
>>72515504Alternate pic.
>>72463392>>72464111+1
Magic shop proprietors can be pretty ruthless about collecting what they're owed.
>>72460823In the far future, a scientist is sent back in time. With no choice but to integrate to survive, he makes himself the chief with the help of his future knowledge. While not the life he wanted, he makes the most of it with with 2 of the hottest women of the tribe as his wives.
>>72460823-----guy washes up alone after a storm-----captured by locals and taken to the village-----almost sacrificed but natural disaster save his life-----repeated coincidences make people belive the guy is a god made flesh-----prosperity follows him wherever he goes.-----takes Chel as his wife, has many children, and becomes extra curvy-----his line is now royalty
I need more additions to my collection of women being catty to each other. Please post your favorites, or direct me to where I might find more. I'll take the banter-like caps like this, all the way down to the truly cruel like you find in certain rescued captions and the ultra-rare femTR cap.
>>72517852Salter/Jalter stuff comes to mind
>>72518051Those are indeed good caps.
>>72460806Palace guard of Soleanna has a crush on the Princess Elise and wants to make his move, luckily for him a certain speedy blue wingman is there to help him score
