Absolute kino
Termite war was kino.
Subversive marxist junk.
As a kid I could never remember the difference between this movie and Bugs Life, still can't. Suck my dick Steven Spielberg
what happened to the male gaze?
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>>217466694Men only want one thing (sex)Women only want one thing (money for sex)
>>217461152Women are attracted to male butts
The best bikini reveal scene is the mulatta bitch in the movie they go to Dubai. 7 I think. She has a killer bod with them titties.To me the true kino bikini reveal scene is Brooklyn Decker in Just go with it. I will forever be thankful to the Sandman for giving us beautiful women in his goyimslop flicks.
>>217463811>micro bikini>still covers herIs that Maris Crane?
Who will be the most successful actor?
Remember high school uncles?
i dryhumped a tranny
>>217467509gay
>>217467509well i guess that's better than a tranny dryhumping (You)
>>217467509Atleast you didn't catch an STD as long as no one witnessed it you're still not gay.
>>217467567He's a frogposter making off topic threads for attention. He's the definition of gay.
>cries after killing a mass murderer
>>217467126if I agree to call it weepy and selfpittying will you agree that the same bullshit for any other religion wouldnt have been received as negatively by the mainstream?
>>217467170Im not sure that it would. A cheerier christian story about the feeling of being saved or having a savior, would have played better than a dour islam-themed story about the necessity of jihad. Its the grim side of religion that doesn’t work here. Though yes christianity has its own associations some people dislike, that is a factor
>>217466978This guy knows what's up
>>217467218>Abdullah-man praying to allah for 15 minutes straight wouldnt have been hailed as the greatest superhero movie of all timeI dont trust you now.
>>217466714He should laugh it off like the Donner movie
Seasons 1 & 2: Chrono TriggerSeason 3: chrono dross
>>217467217They could have saved this show if Jonas and Martha accidentally caused the Tannhaus car crash by trying to prevent it and closed the loop. The end was such a cop out.
>>217467314Why would anyone ever care about bone-dry Martha in the first place? In fact most of the characters in the show suck, with some notable exceptions. It's like if Twin Peaks was all mystery but no charm.
>>217467425Jonas was only in for it because of the incest, they originally wanted to include a classic German scat fetish but the Netflix execs were too prudish.
Every episode is "omg we can't change anything" and "I can't believe I just did that thing I knew was going to happen." Just like DEVS.
How did Mace Windu manage to beat Palpatine 1v1?
>>217467166The only thing that ROTJ ever implies is that Palpatine preferred method of killing is tasering people with his fingers, it makes absolutely no inference of his training with a lightsaber or lack there-of.
>>217467487Yeah I was definitely in that thread. Gods, have I been here that long?
>>217467507Why didn't sheev start spinning when Vader picked him up?
>>217467487>>217467517better version without the duplicate postsAnd yeah, it's been THAT long. Force Awakens came out almost 11 years ago.
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Don Jon would have been alright if he got an actual guido meathead actor to play the lead instead of himself
>>217458949I know the owner.. He said it's okay. He said I can take one beer from thees six pack *falls to the ground*The owner said is ok to be on the ground
He tried to make his own tv channel called "pivot" I think. It was shit and total failure. I don't remember if it was in conjunction with hitrecord or a separate thing. I also heard he was "a friend of Abe" which is Hollywood's way of saying he's a republican and that hurt his career. I like some of his movies but I don't like him as a person. He's a total phony douchebag. Him calling out his character on 500 days as a bad guy will always be the gayest thing he's ever done and should suffer for it.
>>217462082Did he really? I don't remember him much but don't think he e too bad compared to other trip fags if I'm not mistaken.
If Disney adapt Ratatouile into a live action movie, Linguini or Collette will be black.
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>>217465472If the movie was set is real Paris half of the cast would br black
>>217466408Kek. Perfect post/image concordance. 10/10
>>217465472>If Disney adapt Ratatouile into a live action movie, Linguini or Collette will be black.No fucking shit, and water is wet. Blackwashing is not gonna go away any time soon.
>>217465696Before or after?
My Wife: Claire Redfield
>>217465317LEON SEX KENNEDY
>>217464360>shitty scanfaceno thanks
LEONWE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIMETHE MENOPAUSE IS KICKING IN
>>217464360Why did they rip off Zoey's design from Left 4 Dead?
>>217465417THAT STUNT YOU PULLED IN RACOON CITY HAS THE PRESIDENT BREATHING DOWN MY NECK
What did we think of Cocaine Bear? Did Elizabeth Banks do a good job directing?
>>217467006Supposedly Blumhouse is worried about doing the JigAI Concept after M3gan 2.0 and AfrAId flopped...
>>217466689Banks wants to empty the Banks, fill our streets with Banks, and run a Banks making operations out of our Banks.
>>217467006the fuck is JigShe
>>217467458Female Jigsaw as successor to Tobin Bell.
>>217465683Safer than men
what's the last kino that made you think
>>217465909Eddington's very refreshingFrench movie Else is an interesting plot that expands from body to cosmic horror
>>217466109How much is that - 100k?
>>217465909He's looking good, less bloated. He's finally over his awkward twinkdeath and looks kind of kino again.
>You see this watch? You see this watch I'm wearing?>This watch costs more than your car.
Sadly the chinese replica watch factories don't really do vintage reproductions much if at all. This is the closest I could findhttps://www.theonewatches.ws/index.php?route=product/product&product_id=17351&search=126509&description=true&page=2
https://retrododo.com/retrobox-are-bringing-back-the-vhs-combo-crt-with-modern-touches/
>>217466223>Betamax can do up to 5 hours. Only on later betamax tapes and only on the lowest quality picture setting. Which looks about the same as VHS. VHS can do 8 hours if you set everything to the lowest possible quality.
>>217466344That's not even the point, they're for playing VHS tapes. With a CRT filter on, like those pieces of shit need more artifacts and noise on the image.
>>217466823Then a 90 minute film should be no problem whatsoever. What are you arguing for again? What's that? VHS still looks like dogshit? Oh, okay.
>>217467001That you are wrong and have your facts mixed up. 1. VHS was cheaper to manufacture, lower price, and did a "good enough" job for 1970s technology. JVC also allowed other manufacturers (of they paid royalty fees) to make VCRs and VHS Tapes. 2. VHS was known for 2 hour recording times. Perfect for recording sporting events on TV or Hollywood movies. Betamax was known for 1 hour high quality video, but the time wasn't long enough for movies. 3. By the time new betamax extended tapes came out, the war was nearly over. 4. Sony with their Betamax tapes were obsessed quality. They kept pushing the better picture quality in their marketing. But Sony refused to allow any other company to make Betamax equipment or tapes. They wanted all the profits for themselves. Sony was difficult to work with.The war was never about quality. It was about being good enough in multiple categories.
>>217459793Id rather someone just make a good vcr
Is Inception Nolan's worst movie?
>>217463812Inception is the best movie of the 2010s and I stand by that. Pure kino. It's what the medium is there for: fantastical stories told through audiovisual excellence.
Inception is awesome and I would argue the only time Nolan has been able to pull off a scifi blockbuster without smothering it with his crippling autism. It’s an enjoyable watch and the premise is simple enough without being retardedly so.
It's Chris Nolan's best movie simply for the fact that Joseph Gordon Levitt is at his most breedable here
>>217464092My issue with Tenet is attempting to stretch out a Twilight Zone level high concept to get two and a half hours out of it. Once you figure out that the army is fighting itself, there is no more movie.
>>217463812Insomnia is the worst one and the best proof for that is the fact that nobody even remembers its existence.
>>217465399the movie doesn't paint him like that, it vilifies "old money" via the winklevosses (even though zuck also went to a top preppy school). zuck is painted as an autist who just cares about his project
>>217465368The BBC (billionaire boys club)
The 90s stockbrokers jews ripping off dumb rich people was more entertaining than the autistic sperg jew funded by DARPA.
>>217465368The wolf of wallstreet was more entertaining but I think the social network is a better film.
>>217466636SOOOORRRYMY PRADA IS AT THE CLEANER'S
