>was I a good soldier Barry?>Yes sir, the best. Nobody walked directly into enemy fire without fighting back as well as you did>*Gay kiss*???????
>>219284011Is he wrong?
>>219284617he is 100% correct which is why his films are so based and detached from humanity
>>219277958Most of the tactics in warfare that seem retroactively ludicrous to us can be explained simply by remembering that people are going to keep doing what worked in the past.Euros, and later the Americans, were coming off of 2000+ years of "your army and my army will march each other out into the middle of a field and slug it out", and even the advent of firearms mostly built itself around those conventional line infantry and calvary tactics because despite how silly they seem to us in retrospect - they worked. Guerilla warfare was only ever really used during routs or the odd hit and run attack. Despite movies like The Patriot romanticizing about militia tactics, they were only a very small part of most warfare in the American Revolutionary War and even all the way through the American Civil War. It's not until the first deployment of the gatling gun at the Siege of Petersburg in 1864 and later during the conflicts in Spanish-American War and Russo-Japanese War that the rise of trench warfare starts, which was then phased out post-WWI with the rise of mechanized warfare and air support.
>>219277462Love this fucking film.
>>219283965YOU can't. Skill issue.
Why did he stop being funny? Was there some guy behind the scenes whi made him funny that left?
>>219283463he still does shrek but thats pretty much what it is. you see it sometimes like rick moranis but the smart ones usually quit before they make it real big. being a professional funnyman sucks. you need to be on all the time with everyone. its why so many of them go crazy and kill themselves with drugs if not rope
>>219283491all professional comedians buy jokes. what actually happens is the success moves the writers up the ladder so the performer needs to find new sources which are not as good and he is less familiar with.
>>219283463He tried to make multiple movies and they all flopped.He was trying to reboot austin powers recently and that fell through too.Unc is just washed.
Dunno. Kinda assumed he got enough money to retire and didn't bother anymore
How many good ideas can one person realistically have? He already did the same Scottish character in So I Married an Axe Murderer, Austin Powers, and Shrek. I think he had a pretty long run for a comedian.
>Retarded protagonists that ruin otherwise kino potential: the moviesBack to back retardation, its almost impressive how he pulled it off
you know theres some guy in suit on turrent scene
>>219282796The real protagonist of those movies is David.
>>219284028He is also reatarded>hurr durr lets bio nuke this planet and then wait for a decade for the off chance that some day other people will show up. But also i have nohting planned.
>>219284234He's immortal.
>>219282796>the non-canon packit's missing a few titles, though
The Fury Road of horror, Baby Zach wins again.
>Follows a hapless courier tasked with delivering a package to a remote hospital. He soon finds himself caught in the middle of an outbreak and must fight through hordes of mutated creatures to survive.>I'm at the location>Need code for my package delivery
>>219285183>but the IQ disparity between us makes further interaction pointless.IQ is a bullshit (unreliable) stat that can be improved by simply taking the test multiple times, which completely soils it a metric of anything other than how many tests you took. Your belief in its relevance confirms you're the uneducated NPC monkey I accused you of being.For the record I'm not any of the guys shitting on Cregger or his films. I'm cautiously optimistic about this.
>>219284301autists have a parasocial friendship with him because he was on a meme webseries 20 years ago. many such cases
>>219284037Most likely yes. They live to replace. Their small brains compel them to believe that everything MUST have diversity, and diversity can only be achieved through White replacement.
>>219285852eh?
is there a better western movie than True Grit (2010)?
>>219285065What even is a true grit? Like P40?
>>219285695True Grit means someone who is willing to tackle a complicated task and not give up till it's finished. A man with conviction, integrity, experience, and strength.Hailee wrote a song about it.
>>2192850653:10 Yuma remakeThe Proposition
>>219285065Wild bunch
>>219285922These, plus Hell or High Water
Wow, imagine being Sydney's brother being sent to die for Israel whilst she stays at home making millions for flashing her tits, knowing full well your fellow zogbots have all sorts of sexual fantasies involving her
>>219284987>you have to pick a sideNo.
>>219284789Not sure you know where youre posting
I would like sexual intercourse with Sydney Sweeney if you get my drift.
>>219284905They love her career
>>219285499You picked a side though
>tfw my autism compels me to watch this
>>219285935This show blowsIt's not even decent background music
>>219285966>tfw I like the setup in this episode with Shaw's fatherWhy didn't they do this much earlier in the season
>>219285935Any webm requests?
The new show is shit but i have to admit the recent Carla episode made me feel feelings godammit
>>219285290QRD for the newest episode?
>>219285304They do some gay shit, then they do some reddit shit, then they do a sad song for millennials montage then they do some gay reddit shit.
>>219285290carla doesn't invite JD to the BBQ cus she thinks bambi needs to be spending his time getting pussy!!based latina or bitch alert???
>>219285932i mean i dont know why he would want to go anyway when his ex wife is gonna be there with her brand new boyfriend. it would be awkward as hell
Okay, what did she do?
>>219281990She got her ass beat by the entire ugly tree.
>>219283571>the movie was about to be critically and commercial sucess until unexpected truth about the director surfacedmeta storytelling
>>219283571Who isn't in Hollywood.
>>219282098>aka making shit up
>>219282054She never went thru with it but RPatz is verklempt that he married someone who had the inclination. Very Eurofag idea of what murica is. Also Zendaya has no idea of how to create characters other than show attitude or "tight bod". Fashion ads really destroyed acting, after capeshit.
To anons who have sisters, are they actually as annoying and mean as they are in tv shows and movies? They are pretty much always portrayed this way, very rarely positively
>>219272131You must not be iIalian. I love my family.
>>219285522>They are literally sending their bestthat's horrifying actually, knowing there are a billion even more disgusting creatures somewhere
>>219282033I recall an anon here saying that Revord hates her breasts and was planning on getting top surgery
I've been mildly dating a femcel type chick and she makes me watch so many of these movies I can't even name them at this point
>>219285522So you believe in aliens and you think humanity must unite before we can be welcomed into the galactic community? Interesting.
watch The Shield
S P O O K TREET
>>219281959I thought SOA was a solid show, not as groundbreaking as other prestige crime dramas but still good
>>219282998it started out strong but after the halfway point it felt like they were killing off established characters just for pure shock valueequally annoying was how long it took them to kill off Clay, and then half the final season was Jax's misguided revenge rampage stalling the plot.it really should've ended with season 4; Clay dies, Jax gets the gang out of guns, passes the torch to uh... Bobby and retires with his sons (of anarchy).
>>219281959>Sutter's retardationSuch as?
>>219231187What if The Shield was a black comedy sitcom starring corrupt cops?>Episode where Shane accidentally kills a Black Hebrew Israelite and the Strike Team have to try and frame someone for it, shenanigans ensue>Vic and Lem go undercover and accidentally end up snuggling a nuke into L.A. >Aceveda thinks Vic is just sick when he's actually been exposed to an airborne hallucinogen and the rest of the team tries to cover up that he's high as a kite >Strike Team have to retrieve an email where instead of a report about an arrest it's a nude photo of Shane who sent the arrest report instead to Mara>Dutch's bad weekend in Vegas
>>219255324RAGS OFF IN APRILGAPED UP IN MAY
>4chan dissects movies like they're documentaries>2 movies show what would realistically happen to a Joker>4chan is upsetlol, lmao. Quinn was great too, some insane fangirl fucking her way through life. Cherry on top.
Gaped, you say?
>>219284915unlimited supply of virgin baby blood
>>219276386Don't forget that he finally has sex and last like 30 seconds and Lady Gaga's just absolutely disgusted by him the whole time.
>”Young boys slap you butt naked with leaves and they rub it around your body and then you get so hot and sweaty they worry you will pass out, so they walk you to the lake so you can jump in, but you jump in butt naked, and they like watch you do it and I was like ‘I could get into this, I’m in’. I only did it once, this butt leaf slap little boy thing… me completely naked, him in a pair of like Billabong board shorts… I’m not getting cancelled for this.”What the fuck did Kristen Stewart mean by this?https://youtu.be/eDxGNtf8U2w2:28
>>219279935She has taken miles of dick
>>219279935she's been very upfront the entire time she goes both ways
>>219280272sexual trauma doesn’t reeeaally exist (barring actual violence) and its been proven a bunch of times that the traumatization and shame comes from adults/society telling you that you should be feeling that way. Anytime someone posits this or produces a paper to that effect they basically torch their careers however. Too much social capital has been sunk into victim complexity for anyone to acknowledge that. And our society is too low-trust, and it would give carte Blanche to the most depraved pedos to go hog wild. No I don’t have the evidence memorized so I can’t link anything (cos I’m not a weirdo like that) haha.
>>219284657I've kinda assumed this is the case for a long time now.
>>219279935Kristen Stewart is the only female celeb i know that keeps trying to convince us she likes men
I'm thinking about giving Christianity a shot, so I want to know what's it all about.
>>219284587I don’t get it
>>219285390You must be Polish then.
You could just read the four gospels in an afternoon and get an idea of what it's about
>>219285560I didn't know i had to spell it, but I don't really give a shit about Christianity. I was just thinking about what Jesus movie is the best.For me, it's The Last Temptation. It improves all the weak points in the original version.
>>219285844start with not saying the complete opposite in OP. The best Jesus movie is probably Intolerance (1916) it doesn't have many scenes with Jesus but it's a great movie.
this is the single best character-focused film to ever be produced and always will be and this is not hyperbole
>>219283196They think due process means "as many trips to court as possible to get the result I want".
>>219283263You don't give a flying fuck when citizens' rights are "trampled" for causes that you agree with so I reject your premise entirely, you vile snake.
weak strawman
>>219278934It's slop.
>>219278934I enjoy the autistic math theme and the set is interesting (it would make for a good play) but I re-watched it a few years ago and the acting is honestly pretty bad. They got what they paid for in that (extremely important) department. Based solely on the low quality of the acting, although I have a certain affinity for the movie, I am constrained to reject your opinion, OP.
