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>>217455286What do you see in her?
>>217456398Love.
huh
>>217456463You wouldn’t understand.
>>217456480kek
Did her career die after Snow White?
>>217449614>This isn’t Emma Stone who is blacklisted for noticing and has to produce her own info films about jews like Bugoniaqrd?
>>217429485Holy basedI love her so much bros
>>217450535Yeah, I was thinking what people are saying is back hair is actually stretch marks. But then I wondered why a skinny girl would have stretch marked skin on her back. I guess this would answer that question
>>217455599maybe it's a mix of both. weird. I never knew that, about the hair.
>>217454875>You made a claim that's demonstrably untrue.all singing in popular media undergoes pitch-adjustment. it is the industry standard. this isn't even up for debate lol
The Dark Tower fucking sucks and I'm not talking about the film, I'm talking about the book series. The first 3 are great but it goes so far off the rails it's insane even for KingSlop. Incase anyone isn't familiar, here's a quick run down:>one of the protagonists is a wheelchair bound schizophrenic black woman that the other protagonist, a heroin addicted white guy, falls in love with>the bad guys of the 5th book are a group of robots that cosplay as Dr. Doom and actually, non-ironically use Lightsabers from Star Wars and explosive Golden Snitches from Harry Potter as weapons>King inserts himself into the series in book 6 and makes himself the most important character in the entire series, turning it into a meta-narrative, because if the "bad guys" win and kill Stephen King, then he'll never be able to finish the dark tower book series and the multiverse will fall to darkness>The final boss of the book series, the Crimson King (who is also heavily implied to be Pennywise from the IT series btw), a wizard of supposed unimaginable power, sits at the entrance of the Dark Tower and battles Roland by throwing more Harry Potter snitches at him (yes they're actually from Harry potter, they make several statements about this)>he is then erased from reality by a deus ex machina character introduced at the 11th hour who has the unexplained 'Shining' power of making his paintings come trueOh yeah, and the Man In Black is killed off by Rolands half-demon spawn that he conceived in a complicated gambit of transferring his sperm to a hermaphrodite demon which was then transferred to the previously mentioned schizo wheelchair bound niggress while she's being raped in the 3rd book.If anyone was curious, you're welcome for saving you the time of going through 7 shitty books just for Roland to be time looped back to the start of the first book when he reaches the dark tower.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>217456250It doesn't fit into the kingverse at all, King just has this specific alternate history boner for "what if JFK never died hurrrrr" because King thinks it's the most important event in history since the birth of christ. They even mention JFK a few times in the dark tower series and he calls it a watershed moment in one of the books but I can't remember which book or the context in which he's talking about it.
>>217456306>To be fair Guns in the dark tower universe are an antiquitywhich makes absolutely zero sense. If people know about guns they find ways to make them, period. Maybe they wouldn't be as nice but people would make them.
>>217456415The world has moved on! When he was training to be a.gunslinger and Gilead stood, they were an ancient weapon that was highly prized and respected.
>>217456449Fuck off King, go snort an 8ball and rewrite the last 3 books of the series
>>217456449>The world has moved on!Its just such a lame excuse, I never got why he used it for everything he didn't want to explain. People would never forget how to make or stop making the best personal protection in humanity's existence.
The Golden Globes are giving out podcast awards. Podcasts are now /tv/. >What are you listening to?>What's in your backlog?>Is CBB still America's podcast?
>>217455115Rome was good but he turned really gay in this oneI gave up one episode into the Bolivar stuff
>>217455052Cbb is great but i like threedom. I dont have to avoid ones with lame guests.
Dead Rabbit Radio. He buys ads on /x/ so it peaked my interest. Good show but im pretty sure he's slowly going insane talking about jinns leaving him quarters on his bed type of shit
Teachers Lounge is goated ngl
we have ways of making you talk is my comfort food
>James Bond driving a BMWgrim
>>217455371it still clearly looks like an Aston Martin to me
>>217455434>it still clearly looks like an Aston Martin to methen you could buy a used Sebring and feel just like james bond! lucky you
>>217455062Nice, you think she came?
>>217455288Wouldn't a Crown Vic suit his mission better?
>>217453752That was an atrocious product placement.>british cold war spy>a nationalist symbol of britishness>could choose a custom coach from any of a dozen excellent british car makers>drives a clunky, heavy, ugly german box.Unforgivable.
Why do normies find him so unsettling? He only killed child-sex trafficking pimps.
Travis doesn't die. That's a retarded Reddit theory.He is however still mentally ill, that moment at the end when he has a brief schizo episode looking at the rearview mirror indicates that he might start up shit again in the near future
>>217456059Meds or rope. Your choice.
>>217456116kill yourself schizo
>>217456073the whole film is a dream from start to finish. travis doesn't even exist, he's in the politician's dream - fearing assassination.
>>217456073Correct
is there anything elliot page can't do?
Piss standing up.
>>217456409That looks very 1980s.
>>217456409I want a squid sister GF.
>>217456409>And then he fucked it>This fish.
TotalBunnyDomination
>mentall illness thread
>>217452567Conveniently ignored by you know who
>>217454064Line must go upEvery movie is always the new "highest grossing" but it speaks nothing to the product's quality. Just that it got successfully localized to more exploding population dungnations. Having population in the billions is a cheat code to economy
>>217452567Read the OP image again very carefully
>>217453428The smug fox is why I shove a silicone fox cock up my ass
>that mcgriddle isn't sitting well, better wash it down with some Popovs
>>217454504so was the WKUK mockery based on his alcoholism or was that just a happy coincidence
>>217454504>I think Americans are paying too little money for too much food, and I'm setting out to change that!
>>217456321I don't think it was common knowledge at the time that WKUK did it which makes it even funnier.
>>217454573It's a good thing.
is this post RFK-Jr-Approved?
I liked the X-Men movies
>>217450702I liked because of James Marsden and Hugh Jackmanuntil I found out he was a bi/homo and cheater
Best way to watch Xmen>X1>X2>The Wolverine>First Class>DoFP>Loganyou can skip everything else
>>217456271Pretty good except I would swap The Wolverine with X-Men Origins: Wolverine. At least it isn't as boring
>>217450915the college football national championship game is tonight and it's rumored the new spidey trailer will air it's first commercial during the game. spidey > doomsday
>>217456271X-men, X2 and DOFP if you really want to be minimal. Also: The Rogue Cut
Went to see what the fuss was about. This is literally just gay porn
>>217442788>>217443204>>217443820>>217444223>>217445006>>217453537yepjust your normal average /tv/ postersnothing to see here
>>217455424>just your normal average /tv/ postersnah your normal average /tv/ poster is over in the Lara Croft threads complaining about Sophie Turner's tits
>>217455592I was being sarcastic...
so it's yuri on ice but with gay sex
>>217456315Yuri on Ice >about figure skaters >main gay fuckboi is Russian>(bestselling fujo anime of all time)Sk8 the Infinity >about skateboarders>main gay fuckboi is Canadian>(bestselling fujosports anime since YoI)Everything I learned about Heavy Rivalry I know from watching the 1.5-minute trailer just now>about hockey players (skaters)>main gay fuckbois are Canadian and Russian>creator is a woman Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Why didnt her directing career take off?
>>217455316Looks quite bad
>>217455316How does one wife a woman like that and still have respect for yourself? I'd rather stay the kissless virgin i am then marry a pornstar.
>>217456186Did she? I was never really that into her but I have looked her up and didn't see anything 'that' bad for a pornstar
>>217455316Her son is already balding. Is the father der gooner?
>>217456371yeah
Good Edition>>217432825
>>217456365Tig Notaro doesn't act they play as Tig Notaro in everything
>>217456365She was never a top-tier comedian. More like an, eh. Why would you expect her to gain talent after taking a break from standup for cancer?Cancer tends to ruin people. Look at what it did to that Dilbert guy. Rarely does cancer make people stronger
who's tig notaro? you mean narbag timtam?
>>217456414Thankfully we won't be getting anymore seasons of this dogshit. Kurtzmans out. Done. He's free to go ruin some other franchises now. Maybe Disney will let him violently sodomize Rey on screen for a few trilogies
>>217456454Nonono, Wild-4-Oscar-Wilde is the characters full name according to the credits
What I say?
>>217455920Where's the monkey then?
>>217455886I said Michael Gira
smart aleckbros…
>>217456403In Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
>>217455905I watched it and had to google“mullholland drive explained”
