Do you think Emma Myers has what it takes to make a name for herself in Hollywood beyond her success in Wednesday, A Good Girl's Guide to Murder and A Minecraft Movie?
>>217439267free the bush
>>217440002Secks with smol Wednesday
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>>217440008Jenna doesn't have any hair>no armpit>no arm>no leg>no eyebrows>no pubesShe's basically a sphynx cat, tis a shame
What's the joke here?
>>217440183They're shills. Midwits who legitimately liked this and the previous movie would most likely no come here and, if they do, wouldn't be able to get through the new captcha As soon as the numbers are solid how badly Bone Temple flopped they'll be fired and those weird >it was le hecking KINO you guisethat just stick out and are obviously from the same 2-3 people will stop and they'll move onto shilling the next woke flavor of the week
>>217440531be here since /LOST/ newfag, go back to your capeshit threads
>>217440531The fact that you think box office at all relates to quality means that you actively hate the artform of cinema.
I finally caved and watched 28 Years Later about a week ago. I wish I didn't. What a pile of fucking shit.
>>217440570>be here since /LOST/ newfag, go back to your capeshit threadslol smelly ass uncs pridefully confessing themselves to be losers who actually stay on this site past the age of 25 will never not be both the funniest and saddest thing for me
>"Simply quote a Simpson's verse."
>OH MY GOD!>what is it?>TRAMAMPOLINE!! TRAMBOPOLINE!!!!
>>217440103they sure do, strawberry
>Alright Simpson, let's go over the signals. If I tuck the bill of my cap like so, it means the signal is a fake. However, I can take that off by dusting my hands thusly. If I want you to bunt, I will touch my belt buckle not once, not twice, but thrice. If I tug this ear, it means I'm telling you to take the pitch. If I tug this ear, well, it's just a nasty habit of mine...>...people will think that I'm bidding you good day, when in fact I'm telling you to swing for the fences. Got that, Simpson?I'm pretty sure between these two parts the line is gibberish but it seems like squeezing his nose is also a signal.
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>>217440568Not Hell House 2 because it's significantly worse. Have you seen Caveat?
>>217440591Yep I loved caveat and the other movie by the same director
>>217432584She doesn’t look healthy desu
>>217440615Wildcard since some others hated it, but Antrum is one of my more liked modern films. Others I threw out the other day>Possessor>Broadcast Signal Intrusion>History of the Occult
>>217440644ty downloading all of these and gonna load up antrum after my shower. that reminds me I need to get a copy of caveat on bluray
what the fuck is going on with cable TV?
>>217440502They aren't bitter if you learn how to pan fry with oil. All vegetables taste amazing when you aren't just boiling them like our retard parents always did.
>>217440326jennifer let me be your seat hewitt
>>217440504>implying half of this isn't AI
>>217440326Wouldn't that obliterate the entire city?
>>217440610Whole state probably
I'm digging season 2 so far but I don't really like how little the faculty(outside of mona whose love subplot feels halfassed and like the weakest part of the show next to the zoomer grandkids) show up. I mean you have top tier kino enhancer David Straitham and he's barely showed up for 10 minutes across four episodes in favor of 'grandpa pulls', what the fuck.
What do we think? Any bangers here?
She gets nekkid a lot, nice soundtrack toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBDgO-ky3IY
>>217439610giggity
Fun fact, she turned down the role of Pam Bouvier in License to Kill because she wanted to work with Steven Seagal instead
>>217439478Gorky Park is also pretty good.
should've been catwoman
>Massive Hollywood blockbuster based off of an amusement park ride>Ends up being one of the most kino mainstream movies of all timeWhat went so right?
>>217438889And then Depp fell into the wine and coke barrels and lost the plot hard. People forget how degenerate he had become long before the Amber Turd fiasco went down. I find it interesting that he and Tim Burton's talent dried up roughly around the same time, sometime in the mid-2010s
>>217438653lurk more
>>217438227fuck this franchise>What went so right?the fact that it ripped off Monkey Islandthe guy who wrote a Monkey Island script ended up writing the first movie>Barbosa = LeChuck = leader of a ghost ship full of undead pirates>Wanna-be Pirate Will Turner = Gaybrush>Falls in love with hot Governor's daughterpretty obvious the writer just repurposed the movie for Piratesand now that Gizney owns Monkey Island, it will forever be on the back shelf superceded by Pirates of the Fagibbean
>>217439768Dude when you hear that theme play for the first time again on a theater sound system you're going to be geeking. I defy you not to smile.
>>217440648The first movie is fantastic though. Just because everything they came up with on their own after that sucked, doesn't change the fact.
>Petides? Yeah those are great man>So anyway, you can watch our new mov->Oh yeah I saw that fight too haha >Anyway, our new movie is streaming on ne->I know man grizzlybears are crazy man>Anyway people should really go watch our new mov->Yeah I started cold plunging years ago hehe>So anyway Joe, I think people are really gonna love our new m->No, wow, I didn't see that alien documentary>But anyway Joe our new movie is now playin-
>>217437774he at least doesn't have alcohol bloat nowadays.
>>217437101with their hands, just like kids do
kek, guaranteed they’ve seen this
>>217437774the fact that he's clearly buying e rated 2player games to play with his kid(s)
i could tell he had a movie to promote because retards started posting his reddit opinions againsays the most milquetoast shit while acting like its a controversial take wow so deep much engagement
This was kino.
>>217439988You're the retard. You see a very well made coming of age film with surrealist trappings and an engaging philosophical theme and decide it must be bad because the plot wasn't elaborate. It's less a story about friends and more about killing away a potential self to become a more socially acceptable self instead. You really have to be a sociopath not to find the film engaging on that level alone. It's well shot and edited, so it's not slop either. There's worse "try-hard lynch" slop out there.
>>217440291Why not? I think it was implying that he still had a chance.
>>217439824>>217440392I disliked the ending only because I just dislike "abrupt" endings. I like all the ends tied. Its just me. At first I thought the ending was bleak, but I've realized as you have that it signaled not death but a paradigm shift, he was finally saying out loud what he felt inside, and the process is terrifying but ultimately freeing. I just think the film ended a beat too early.
I really like the ending but movie overall was weak, also that black guy playing a child was retarded
>>217440594I'm pretty sure Owen was retarded, or at the very least an aspergers/high functioning.Unless you mean the casting, which might have been a budgetary decision.I think the film was strong only because the score/soundtrack really backed up the visuals. All the PinkOpaque stuff just got me nostalgic so maybe I'm just biased.
It gets everywhere
>>217440519Where is her ass?
>>217440564around her fingers
>>217440519She wiped her ass bare handed before she came to this country
>time is like an origami chickenWhat did Nus Braka mean by this?
>>217440596Quark used the bar and a front for his illegal deals, retard.
>>217440680I made this threadNow get on your knees and apologize, bitch
>mention DS9>thread derails into talk about itIt was the best possible outcome, really.
>>217440654Mike openly hates you. You're a cuck simp.
>>217440705no, because they just use the number of posts to validate discussion of the new show no one is watching.
Is being a detective really as cool as the kinoes say?Thinking of going back to school at 27 to become a detective
>>217440156Well there was never a dull moment lol. He was also an alcoholic. He died March 2024 of dementia, he was 80 years old.
>>217439754His relationship problems were more due to his alcoholism and work schedule, he also kept picking really, really shitty women who were either also alcoholics or drug addicts. He was just fucked, but what's funny is he was an amazing detective, in Miami no less.
>>217438276Second-most.
>>217437859No, the reason "detectives" are popular in media is because is a really convenient plot driver
>>217440457natural poh-leese
>2000s sitcom>crossdressing humoryikes....
>>217435970would split this wee pwssy bwoy in half with my bwc albeit
>>217439972And the length of the forearmAnd the straightness of the legAnd the postureAnd the...
>>217440288It was Ahmir. The timeline adds up, couldn’t really be anyone else. Hence: >>217440536
>>217440390>You're overthinking it.i'm repeating the results of a study from a few years back.>Men rape boys in every culture throughout historyit's not like its the default behavior, anon, but i already explained why it happens.
>>217438055that retarded dyed eyebrows style already looks bad on real women, imagine on a tranny.
