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you're not scary
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>>217403075
This doesn't even work because ROTJ explicitly explains Palpatine's goals, he wants to end the Rebellion in one fell swoop and corrupt Luke like his father before him. He's there on the Death Star II personally because of his hubris and his belief that everything's going to work out just as he planned.
Snoke apparently has no motivation in TLJ other than just clowning on Kylo and Rey, which he didn't even do in the previous movie so it's like he's a completely different guy.
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>>217405314
HEA
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>>217414235
There's the clone wars CGI one as well.
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>>217414535
Probably still just seething that people put more thought into the character than he did.
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>>217416709
That's still pretty shit but it's better than
>there's a mole in the first order that's never been mentioned up until this point
>i'm the mole lol
Also having Hux as a major villain doesn't really work when he's already been undermined by TLJ having him fall for a fucking prank call.

Ummm actually what if humans are the bad guys?

This shit trope is so overdone
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>>217415396
What if *whites are the bad guys
FTFY
The infected are supposed to be BIPOC folks
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>>217417646
What are you saying? The world is healing because good movies are not as successful as bad ones?
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>>217420564
Whites were the good guys too though. Almost everyone was white.
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>>217420640
nta but the first years movie was complete dogshit made by someone who's obviously gone completely senile.
The world is healing because people enjoy seeing bad things happen to bad people/movies
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>>217420250
One of the most baffling hires I can think of in recent history: black, female, American

Why didnt you tell me that gypsies make kino movies /tv/?
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>>217420469
emir kusturica isnt a gypsie tho
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>>217420516
This. Eastern europeans just glorify gypsies and then get mad when the rest of the world sees them as subhuman.
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>>217420558
>Not wanting to travel around nomadically, sleep under the stars after music night, scam sedentary goycattle every now and then, etc
Ngmi
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>>217420558
we have this gyppoid as some kinda reality star here in Hungary. dude is fucking loaded (in hungarian terms) and just goes around being a retarded obnoxius gypsy with his equally retarded family.
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>>217420558
this is the most retarded thing i've read today, eastern euros are the biggest haters of gypsies because they actually have to live around them
the shit they say about them would make mr. hitler blanch

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Cast them
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>>217420387
I know Tate has kids
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>>217420446
Whoa here's the funniest one yet
This whole "calling every male gay who isn't NPC #89738" thing is a serious brainworm that basically prevents you from doing anything.
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>>217420387
andrew has 11 kids and tristan has 6. clavicular is about to have 1
>b-b-but they aren't married!!!
good they aren't retarded and won't let a bitch take 50% of their millions
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>>217418913
why do they all wear shoes 2 sizes too big?
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>>217420746
>child support

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Why are people such fags about this scene? Its hilarious
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I hate food being wasted.
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>>217420621
Yes, a retarded fat guy spilling chili he worked extra hard on that everyone wouldve loved is hilarious. Learn to laugh at life instead of have a stick up your ass
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>>217420679
I'm sorry, but I just never found The Office funny. I've tried to watch episodes, and it's not like they don't have a funny joke here and there, but this shit is so fucking mid, it's like incredible. Contrast this with early Always Sunny, My Name is Earl, Malcolm in the Middle, and this is the show that gets a billion seasons and makes Steve Carell a megastar? I don't know, man, it's not for me.
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>>217420702
>compare ok stuff to gold
>"wtf why isnt this gold?"
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>>217420717
>ok stuff
Nigger, literally every millennial acts like The Office is the greatest thing ever invented. Like, you do know that it is Netflix's most watched show, right? Even today after it has been off of the platform in the US for YEARS. It had over 50 billion minutes watched.

This gag works on so many levels.
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>>217419054
No. It’s just a dumb, lazy, joke. The only good thing about it: it’s not as dumb and lazy as the completely retarded unfunny writing of MacFarlane’s trash.
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>>217419209
... it's poison...
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>>217419500
>I'm seein' double! Four Krusties!
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>>217419054
What the fuck is wrong with Australian?
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Baskin Roberts

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Loving this. Enough to where I'm willing to put up with how repulsive Sandra Oh is. Thoughts?
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>>217420592
>Loving this
Are you a (legit) woman?
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>>217420650
No, I'm a sucker for anything about spies and related.
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>>217420696
Alright. Well season 2 is somewhat solid but the show gets noticeably worse as it goes on and I won't blame you for thinking Sandra Oh is at fault.
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>>217420724
yeah each season gets worse and worse to an absurdly low level>>217420696
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>>217420724
>and I won't blame you for thinking Sandra Oh is at fault.
I not only find her acting horrible and her character nonsensical (what's appealing about her again? she doesn't seem smart at all, any and all clues and progress are either handed to the characters or manifest out of thin air [ex. "i found this random article about the name you mentioned and it tells us how to find them perfectly" or "that list of accounts we got in the very beginning is the source that keeps on delivering"], so it's not like she's got the magic pussy and brains of Carrie M. from Homeland), I also find her hard to even look at.

>>217420747
Ah damn. Well there's only 4 seasons and I'm almost finished with the 3rd. Thanks for the heads-up.

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such a downgrade from the first movie
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No one thinks that.
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>>217420646
The only thing that I feel is a downgrade is the sense of danger in the original film. Sarah Connor getting hunted down by this unstoppable killing machine, and the only thing that she's got with her to combat this monster is some weak-ass human guy from the future who is only so useful, up until he gets killed in the third act. Meanwhile, in T2, John Connor literally has a Terminator of his fucking own to combat the Robert Patrick Terminator. And to boot, his mom became an ultra badass.
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>>217420646
YOOOOO WILL BE MY-EEEEYINE
BUT YOR WAYYYY OUTA LY-EEEYINE
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Terminator 2 is still better than 1, but there is a big gay flaw in it that is not in 1, and that is that Terminator 2 is a gay ass kids movie

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>>217420781
i liked Hereditary

Finally got around to watching this, and how did /tv/ collectively get filtered SO HARD by Pt. 1? I just finished it, and it's fucking KINO/amazing as fuck. Great post-apoc setting, shits on 28 Weeks Later by ignoring Paris being overrun, fantastic coming-of-age story, and good characters. What the fuck.
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Anyone have a torrent of pt 2? Its been almost a week and not even a camrip's not out yet.
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>>217418719
It was decent, but The Bone Temple is much, much better.
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>>217418719
because it was garbage compared to part 2
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>>217418719
Most of the movie is just plain good, with standout parts that are REALLY good or REALLY REALLY bad.
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>>217418719
People got filtered because it was a unconvential film. 2 is getting reviewed better because it plays it safe to the audience with a much more straightforward story, camerawork, music, story arcs etc
They each have their strengths, I liked both, but 1 had way higher highs when compared to 2.

I have seen only two episodes, but that's the impression I'm getting.
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>>217419129
More like CowBoomer slop
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>>217419940
He seems like he's trying to fit in with the country cowboy boomer audience now for some reason I can't figure yet
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I'm so sick of seeing commercials and trailer for this country boomer slop on pluto
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That episode with the intersectional feminist "say my correct pronouns or else" roommate was a bit heavy-handed, although I know people like that.
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>>217420752
Given that the show is to exclusively to help boomers feel like they're still relevant and not going to die soon I can't even tell if you're joking.

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$400.00-$500.00 a night would work.
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>>217412771
Id jump in her Sarlac Pit, if you catch my drift
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>>217412700
They didn't make any money charging ten to fifteen times that amount...

>>217418765
I can't think of anyone more deserving!
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>>217412700
Maybe, or keep the prices in the same ballpark and convert an old midrange cruise ship with that lazy treatment and make it a real cruise. The prices they were charging for that shit were beyond outrageous. You can get tickets on a luxury oceanliner for a small family on a transatlantic crossing for less than the base experience at Galactic Starcruiser. That's a 9 day cruise experience for a family of 4 for less than what Disney was asking for their lowest end offering. It boggles the mind.
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>>217420660
I honestly don't know what to do about this information. It feels like it should be interesting, but it's really not. Did you curse me?
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>>217412771
God it has been, how long?

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Why don't we build anything like this anymore?
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Because the people that can afford something like this are usually boring businessmen without imagination.
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>>217420570
That was a long ass time ago. You're only as good as your latest hit.
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>>217420668
Because it's far more an impressive feat of human ingenuity/intelligence than some bullshit data center that powers AI?
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>>217420712
This is like saying a katana folded 1000 time is more impressive than a shotgun. Though that may be, the latter has far more practical use and power.
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>>217420365
They need to do way instain mother.
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>>217420458
>I heard it had something to do with kissing a girl, but nobody here knows anything about that either.
Well yeah, that sounds gay as hell, so who would admit to that?
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>>217419273
I actually liked this retort, it shows the irrationality of her position (yet still holds truth), which sets her a great motive as the antagonist of the story
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>>217420586
I actually didn't mind that scene or their later interactions, and that's exactly what I took from it. She's gone right off the fucking deep end and Strange knows it.

Her having a real world irrational woman motivation is actually a good thing. Like I say though Strange should have been more explicit in her diagnosis when telling other people what they were up against, to clue the audience in as well.

That foetal abduction shit happens in the US every two years or so and there's a big news story about it. Everyone is creeped the fuck out. Pregnant women are afraid it could happen to them. Then everyone forgets about it until the next time. And that's not even counting women trying to snatch infants out of cars in a Walmart parking lot, but obviously the same kind of major malfunction.

The scariest part is the elaborate planning and premeditation, along with the fact these women aren't considered actually 'insane' by any medical definition. It was ever so and long known about. Most people don't remember, but that's why King Solomon ordered the baby cut in half in the Bible story. One bitch stole the other bitch's kid. Whatever you believe in relation to that, it is apparently a known female behaviour even thousands of years ago.
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>>217419273
me cumming in ur moms pussy is actually a magical incantation with the use of my wand lmoa

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Checkmate, racists!
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>>217418704
he has 30 second cameos in marvel "films"
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>>217418704
All that money and he can't even become white. Life is so cruel.
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>>217418704
motherfuckerfucking snakes on a motherfucking plane
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>>217419244
One of his worst movies
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>>217418704
Wasnt this guy suppose to migrate to South Africa in 2016?


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