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Why is it always like this?
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>orcs = black people

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Women hate this character because one of their greatest fears is that men prefer porn to them
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Man ive seen the ugly gfs that 4channers have. Oof. How are you guys able to get off with girls like that? Shit seems brutal. Not even hating cuz really most guys have mid gfs at best, to the point where I'd prefer porn over them. But 4channers scrape the bottom of the barrell
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>>217456165
>hers would've been exclusively hung negro males
sounds like you could have asked her about her preferences and then dump her ass if/when she claims bbc fetish.
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>>217450807
>porn fucking sucks compared to an actual woman. i read stories of guys in relationships who still watch porn and it blows my mind

>who the hell prefers jerking off to pixels on a screen instead of being able to touch a woman's soft skin, the warmth and wetness of her mouth around your cock and sucking on her titties?

Yah know... What's PERPETUALLY UNATTRACTIVE? A NAGGING COMBATIVE SHREW OF A CUNT.

You know what PORN has a huge absence of?
Yep, women complaining nonstop over nothing.

You know what DAYTIME SOAP OPERAS have?
Women acting like snide assholes and picking fights constantly.

Why do men beat their meat to porn?
Because the bitch is ONLY moaning, not complaining over a spoon left on the sink, or her retarded fantasy scenarios where you're everything she blames.

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>>217450807
This guy is massively pussy whipped, jfc
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>>217450807
masterful bait, gj anon

>Mogs Avatar at presenting you an alive, fun alien world
Why that FUCK didn't you tell me to watch this kino? It's absurd how hard it clears the Avatar trilogy while not even being 2 hours long.

And Elle fighting with both of her halves has to be one of the most creative choreographies ever.
I'd love to have her halves all to myself desu
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>>217457469
We told you it was good when it was in theaters.
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one battle after another was also had an "alive, fun alien world" but the movie itself sucked
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>>217457469
kys shilljeet
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Bump for Elle

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Thank you to >>217388781 for recommending it to me.
I will update with my review as the night continues, if this thread stays up.

By my estimate they should kick in at around 6PM central time. The mushrooms.
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>>217456002
Rent free, Europoor
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>>217456002
>use hallucinogenics to deep dive into themselves and heal or open their minds.

What's so great about a pretentious junkie? Drugs can teach you nothing about yourself or life or the universe, they only trick your brain into feeling profoundness. This is why when junkies try to articulate their drug-fueled "revelations", it's just shallow garbage about oneness and whatnot.
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>>217457590
If you get a headache do you eat tylenol?
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>>217457590
You're right about drugs tricking idiots into being less dismissive of their own fleeting stupid ideas, but they can genuinely be helpful for people who have locked up mentally.
People who are stuck on certain prejudices or ways of thinking. The barriers they've put up from certain experiences can be loosened, and they can have their brains made more flexible and it can usher them to relax, open up and live again.
American buttheads tripping to laugh at Jim Carrey is very different to a young tribesman searching for his spirit animal.
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OP here. I completely forgot about the movie. Im fine though.
>>217457705
Ive had very serious experiences before. I really dont view drugs as some opening. To me its just an interesting way to spend a night.

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BUCKET RESIDENCE, LADY OF THE HOUSE SPEAKING
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>>217456273
Haha hyacinth got cucked
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>>217456373
Kek
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>>217457646
what was his problem?

ITT: We write a Stranger Things exposition scene
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>>217457775
>”What happened? We almost died back there!”
>”I don’t know… something just… grabbed her… it was him. Vecna.”
>”Our plan was wrong. Damn it!”
>”Wait uh, so you’re telling me that my idea was wrong all along?”
>characters start bickering and arguing
>character from the sidelines that did nothing all season suddenly speaks up
>”Guys…Guys! I got an idea.”
>”What’s your new idea then huh dipshit?”
>”Look, I know this is gonna sound crazy, but…”
>picks up object
>”So our last plan didn’t work. But, I just thought of something. Imagine this Exposition Orb is like this object from a popular 80s movie. Has everyone seen that movie? All we have to do is act like the movie characters finding this object, and boom! We find Vecna.”
>”It sounds promising, but there’s just one problem… Will is gay.”
>”Then we just huddle around him and he comes out to us. There you go.”
>character repeats the plan

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>>217457816
I can follow this while scrolling X and gram on my phone

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>>217457537
>believing glownigs
>ever
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>>217457537
the FBI would never lie about this
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>>217457537
>Absolutely no one:
>Chuds in january:
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>>217457526
It wasn't a dealbreaker for 99%+ of people watching. It was just another thing like "woman captain" or "vaguely native american first officer" which was new to trek at that time.
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>>217456891
>>217457022

This is how you do a Star Trek comm badge joke

It's been two decades since I first saw this kino as a wee lad, and I still can't decide whether or not the ending works.
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>>217456969
I just lost
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>>217456969
It doesn't work but only because Fincher directed it like total shit. The Douglas character barely reacts to the fact that it actually was a game the whole time, it has no impact despite being the title of the movie. Would've been much more interesting if it was like an anti-Christmas Carol where he doesn't learn his lesson at the end because of how insane the game was
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>>217456969
I fucking hate this movie after studying screenwriting because it's too "by the numbers" once you analyze the overall structure.... You can easily tell when this happens in several situations.
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The ending not only depends on Nicholas jumping off that side of the building, but falling perfectly through the breakaway glass while avoiding the metal support beams.
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I saw this on cable without previous knowledge and it was movie magic. It really felt like I was spellbound by yhe movie. 10/10, despite the obvious plot holes.

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>James Bond driving a BMW

grim
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>>217455062
is this the same bitch that was on star trek? how old is this bitch?
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>>217457329
Women are not “bitches”
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>>217453752
Did he ever drive a rolls Royce?
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>>217455268
The franchise is dead because the Craig movies got away from Aston Martins, Rolexes, and Bond girls

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>>217456300
Sigh... He would have probably become Nightwing right away instead of Robin, going by Nolan's standards.
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>>217456661
Funny show
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>>217456935
Oh he has terminal TDS. That's too bad. Also he looks so fucked up, look at the Zuck video, he looks like that meme of the Doctor with the fucked up hair "just fuck my shit up bro".
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>>217456935
He has aged poorly. Also I had nothing against him before and thought he was a decent actor, but interviewing Stacey Abrams is maximum cringe.
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>>217456006
i'm pretty sure he left of his own volition to do that failed shit hitrecord.tv or whatever

Why does everyone blame her when she wasnt the one who threw the map in the river
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>>217457211
Corr
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>>217457237
I’ve definitely drunkenly plapped worse
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>>217453272
Fuck she was so hot.
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>>217455164
Because zoomers do not understand not having breakfast but pretending they do.
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>>217455182
a lot of people did at the time

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>Emma Watson wasn’t cast in La La Land (2016) due to her crazy demands while choosing Beauty and the Beast.
>She asked for a raise and wanted rehearsals moved to London impossible for the Los Angeles production.
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>>217448241
nigga u gay
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>>217448187
>>217448241
Actually, after having seen those pictures of her at the beach, she's not bad-looking without them. Nothing earth-shattering, but definitely not disappointing.
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>>217450154
She's the quintessential nerdy schoolgirl bookworm girl-next-door type. Plus the accent helps, and those two combined probably scratch the 'librarian' itch too for those who like that.
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>>217448339

Indian Hindu rape rats are like cockroaches. No matter how rich you are, you can't avoid seeing a cockroach or two. You can pay an exterminator to get rid of the cockroaches once you spot them, but inevitably you cannot avoid seeing them completely. THD cannot come fast enough.

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arthouse, classics and staging

reviving this general edition

>QOTD
No questions. Do this one thing. Find a post about a film in this thread, and write an intelligent, non-hostile reply to it. You could even have a little conversation about it. Try it, for once.

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>>217457141
don't you get it, Africa needs at least $3,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 before we can even think about that
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>>217457375
what do you mean google and download the poster
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>>217455766
>I've never seen a place with so many malcontents who actively hate each other and anything that gets posted.
I raise you /mu/, a whole board where no one likes music,
and since 2016, half of /lit/ is just sanctimonious christians bickering amongst themselves because there's no religion board.
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>Stock-footagemaxxing
>Ruthless moral tale
>Superb staging, montage and cinematography
yes, it's a sam fuller film alright
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>>217457742
At some point, /lit/ was mainly inhabited by people who had a genuine interest in literature. Somewhere along the way it metamorphized into a pseudo/pol/. I don't know how it happened, exactly.

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Why would a Terminator need to use its finger to look through a phone book to find its target? Wouldn't it just scan with Terminator vision?
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>>217451106
I was in a thread on /pol/ where some autist was able to figure out the exact mcdonald's a photo was taken in based solely on a blurry photo of the menu display within about fifteen minutes of the the thread being posted
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>>217450787
>back when society was so high trust everyone had a book of everyone else's dox and everything was fine
People don't even realize how much we lost.
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>>217450787
Why are you such a faggot and still using this board? Wouldn't you have just killed yourself already?
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>>217457125
That was the burger king foot lettuce incident and no, it was just exif data
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>>217456367
>akshully I’m Ted kazynski and control google
Lmao at your seething

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Do any of you guys even enjoy television or film? Seems like most of you hate everything
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>>217457665
name three movies
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Rumble in the Bronx and Who Am I? and Godzilla movies and Frasier
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I watch a movie once every 3-4 months, yet I post here every day. Get shitted on
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>>217457455
Hollywood was literally founded by tin pan alley jews. Go back to /pol/ tranny.
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It's mostly that 99% of it is shit but when I do find something that isnt shit I'm over the moon.


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