>Alan, get out of my house>MEEEEEEEEENNN
>>217457889Winning.
>>217457889>Alan, stay away from my tranny.>MEEEENNNN
Every time I enter a public restroom I look at the men sign and sing the 2 and a half men theme song in my head, I don't even watch the show.
According to Damon, a Netflix movie has to “reiterate the plot three or four times in the dialogue because people are on their phones.”He also confirmed Netflix’s insistence that every movie open with an action sequence:A standard way to make an action movie, you usually have three set pieces and they kinda ramp up to the big one with all the explosions…. Now, they’re like, ‘Can we get a big one in the first five minutes? We want people to stay tuned in.’https://www.worldofreel.com/blog/2026/1/17/matt-damon-says-netflix-demands-characters-announce-what-theyre-doing-just-in-case-viewer-is-busy-doing-something-else
>>217457633good luck, i wouldn't quit unless i had considerable savings and assets or was retiring, thoughi'm more of an aspiring fiction/prose writer myself, but i'll check out /swg/. someone here wrote a 30 or 40 page long screenplay called "dinklage vs. davis" and i may reupload and post it there lol
>>217457678I'm only feeding it one scene at a time since I'm trying to work on dialog mostly. So it's a pretty focused evaluation.>>217457776There's usually an /swg/ every Saturday. I have enough saved up to last 10-20 years depending on the stock market... I might get a part time job though as well.
Oh fuck right off, dumb producers making shit notes is what Hollywood has always done. I swear people talk about stuff that has always happened and put some new spin on it and act like it is something new.Anyway, Matt and Ben only really owe their careers to a producer who gave them a good note, originally Good Will Hunting was a dumb thriller about a super smart guy working for the NSA or something until a producer told them to focus on a specific part and change it.This shit is just:>Producers be having notes.
>>217446090In the same interview this guy said adolescence was amazing and important lol. He’s a lefty faggot shill.
>>217446090>Netflix’s insistence that every movie open with an action sequence>Now, they’re like, ‘Can we get a big one in the first five minutes?That's not new. That's how literally every Bond film opens.
>what could have been
>>217456053oh no, we love big titty blonde bitches?? How terrible it feels to be a zoom zoom! What ever will we do?! Dumb millennial fag
>>217457401Fuck yeah! Tr 3 was stupid hard and I was stuck in the quicksand level for a long time. I only beat the level once and never finished playing it. The new ones are pretty cool and the crafting mechanics are interesting.
>>217455318>I'm on my break
>>217457758I highly recommend the remasters, it’s a delight playing the old games in 4k and with a stable framerate. The (optional) modern controls are also better than expected. Classic Tomb Raider has held up ridiculously well considering TR1 is turning 30 this year.
>>217457938I never.beat one because I hated the crystal save system after playing 2. You really could screw yourself by saving in a inescapable predicament. I still have a bunch of to be played games that I am catching up on since I buy retro games from the pawnshop. Final fantasy 10 and 10-2, xcom, and far cry 4. Will play them some day. Still have to beat the new versions. The.secrets are really hard to find.
hahahahaha hell yeah dude
>I heard some guy udon your face
>>217457690>what if child porn got you high?
>>217452392Main Character. Lurk more newfag.
>>217454270You just need to listen to the highly selected bits on youtube. The entire podcast was them riffing for an hour and maybe getting like 5 minutes of quality bits per episode. Jim the Car Salesman, Nick asks a question in good faith, Old timey penis salesman, and Rain Man were all classic bits. Listening to whole episodes is torture.
>>217456863I like Nick but anon is right. I just listened to some rando podcast with Nick in it, and he spent half the episode just shitting on the guy's apartment and life. It can be funny sometimes, but when it falls flat, it's just negative energy and it's not fun to be around or to listen to. He's probably just depressed and that colors every interaction.
Good Edition>>217432825
>>217457827boomers cannot meme
are we making new or switching to the ALAMARAINE thread?
>>217457942New at bump limit or else everyone goes insane.
>>217456471Screen cap because you're always comically wrong.
>>217457927What, was it too long to hold your zoomette attention span?
What would another remake look like if were made today?
>>217457892>>>/pol/
CGIProbably a political themeFemale protagonistPoor cinematography
Obscure TV shows that you like that not many people know about
The show profit, American psycho before amaerican psycho.
>>217457886It's great, except for that one asshole is in it, just skip the scenes "he" is in. Psychic loli and everyone who meets her worships her
>>217457886i recommend this to people when they want a sitcom to watch (and have usually already seen most things)not sure how easy it is to find though
What the fuck????
>>217457834This is getting out of hand
>>217457771Ikr fucking captchas if I could count to 5 I wouldn’t be on /tv/
>>217457771The worst is when it says "Verification not needed" and you can't post because the captcha won't work.
>didn't stop them>the spam is still there>the cp spam is still happening>almost all of the new "hires" from the recent sign up quit after being threatened with dox lol rapeape
>>217457771>>217457955Report all beaners at www.ICE.dhs.gov
They fly now?
>>217457190>but i thought i was going to be the jedi
>>217457234they flew for 100 years at that point
>>217457586Not the ones he fought, is he supposed to be a history buff?
>>217457201>t. has never seen a single star wars movie in his life
>>217457190
Women hate this character because one of their greatest fears is that men prefer porn to them
>>217456165>hers would've been exclusively hung negro malessounds like you could have asked her about her preferences and then dump her ass if/when she claims bbc fetish.
>>217450807>porn fucking sucks compared to an actual woman. i read stories of guys in relationships who still watch porn and it blows my mind>who the hell prefers jerking off to pixels on a screen instead of being able to touch a woman's soft skin, the warmth and wetness of her mouth around your cock and sucking on her titties?Yah know... What's PERPETUALLY UNATTRACTIVE? A NAGGING COMBATIVE SHREW OF A CUNT.You know what PORN has a huge absence of?Yep, women complaining nonstop over nothing.You know what DAYTIME SOAP OPERAS have? Women acting like snide assholes and picking fights constantly.Why do men beat their meat to porn?Because the bitch is ONLY moaning, not complaining over a spoon left on the sink, or her retarded fantasy scenarios where you're everything she blames.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>217450807This guy is massively pussy whipped, jfc
>>217450807masterful bait, gj anon
>>217457801what iq/skin color gets oneshotted by this kind of trash?
arthouse, classics and stagingreviving this general edition>QOTDNo questions. Do this one thing. Find a post about a film in this thread, and write an intelligent, non-hostile reply to it. You could even have a little conversation about it. Try it, for once. Previous >>217401502
>>217457375what do you mean google and download the poster
>>217455766>I've never seen a place with so many malcontents who actively hate each other and anything that gets posted.I raise you /mu/, a whole board where no one likes music,and since 2016, half of /lit/ is just sanctimonious christians bickering amongst themselves because there's no religion board.
>Stock-footagemaxxing>Ruthless moral tale>Superb staging, montage and cinematographyyes, it's a sam fuller film alright
>>217457742At some point, /lit/ was mainly inhabited by people who had a genuine interest in literature. Somewhere along the way it metamorphized into a pseudo/pol/. I don't know how it happened, exactly.
>>217457814there's a wave of zoomers and incels' remorse millenials who are pretending to be pious born-again Christians, I'm confident it has something to do with /pol/ spilling over from 2016, when this site became a way to access American news. Just like this board suffers from capeshit/starshit because there's no Disney board, /lit/ suffers from not having a religious texts board.But the worst part about it is that religious people aren't really open-minded to discuss anything outside of the Bible or Biblical themed literature, so half the board is just Dostoyevsky posters now.You'll have a Bataille thread (or even it could be a thread with a book that's about a prolapsed anus) and they'll be an Abrahamic in it.
>>217437740good news. people are finally stopping to pay for shit
what if it was a boner temple
>>217437740How can you grab a fun concept like zombies and churn out suck crap? Walking death, this trash, absolutely boring tripe.
>>217437740>Bad movie flops hardgood
so people didn't think that the jimmy savile thing was genius?
>Even with Zara’s horrible death on her mind, however, Bryce Dallas Howard was still willing to admit that there was a part of her that actually kind of wished that her character, Claire Dearing, met some sort of similar fate.https://www.cinemablend.com/new/Bryce-Dallas-Howard-Jurassic-World-Groundbreaking-Death-Scene-72018.htmlWTF
>>217454866I would be jacking it hard if her character got ate by a giant dino
>>217454866>movie actually does something none of its predecessors do: as was recently pointed out to me by star Bryce Dallas Howard, it’s the first movie in the series to feature the death of a female character.Literally the first clear line of dialogue in the entire franchise is "SHOOT HER"
>>217456571>>217455271>>217454866Pierce got to her
>>217454975i would diarrhea straight into that bear's mouth
d...do what?
I finally got my gf to toss my salad while she jerks me off. It's kino
>>217457659i agree she is so good at it
>>217454247the actual thing they're talking about is adultery. unironically. the plot of the film is her trying to fix her failing relationship by fucking other people.
how and why do you guys do anal?the prep time puts me off, there’s no spontaneity without poopthere’s poop therepoopy poopular poopiness
massive poops, and when they bear down to push it out, grool flows out they pussy too.
>A.Knight.of.the.Seven.Kingdoms.S01E01.The.Hedge.Knight.DV.2160p.HMAX.WEB-DL.DDPA5.1.H.265-NTb>A.Knight.of.the.Seven.Kingdoms.S01E01.The.Hedge.Knight.DV.2160p.HMAX.WEB-DL.DDPA5.1.H.265-NTb>A.Knight.of.the.Seven.Kingdoms.S01E01.The.Hedge.Knight.DV.2160p.HMAX.WEB-DL.DDPA5.1.H.265-NTb>A.Knight.of.the.Seven.Kingdoms.S01E01.The.Hedge.Knight.DV.2160p.HMAX.WEB-DL.DDPA5.1.H.265-NTb>A.Knight.of.the.Seven.Kingdoms.S01E01.The.Hedge.Knight.DV.2160p.HMAX.WEB-DL.DDPA5.1.H.265-NTbIt's out in 4K!Will it be pozzed?
Episode was fine. Totally serviceable for a pilot. I like Dunc. He’s a buffoon but he’s determined and has a heart. Gives off Sam Gamjee vibes
I think its comfy and the main characters are likeable. Finding out that it makes chuddies weep only makes me enjoy it more.
Best show I've ever watchedSo wholesome
>>217441778>>>217444858>>217447314You now remember John Boyega saying that GoT needs more diversity. https://www.forbes.com/sites/danidiplacido/2017/07/19/john-boyega-criticizes-game-of-thrones-for-lack-of-diversity/
>>217451711I bet it's one of those shows where nudity is only in first episode
