I just learned this was my first exposure to hotpast
>>217483263>I'm "A. Flute"
>>217483263Gross, used goods
>>217483263>This one time at bandcamp I got addicted to magic and flayed a man alive
American pie and cruel intentions is cunnilingus kino.
>>217483263Pls don't post Willow outside of Buffy
Why are boomlennials so obsessed with Blockbuster?
>>217478659Local video stores were always superior and they had porno.
>>217479031People like you are why no good movies, music or tv shows get made any more.
>>217483142different anon. but what do you mean by 'change the world', exactly?it's like the whole problem with recycling. you, an individual, can throw your cans and bottles into the correct bin. some will get recycled. but then massive companies or entire countries will dump industrial quantities of waste into the ocean.there are historic examples where one person or one group has made a difference, but that's ignoring every non-success story where they were obviously aiming to be exactly like them.the generational change is the obsession with identity politics. you can have a campaign as simple as 'cheaper food pricing' or 'better working standards' and someone will harp on about how transgender people are more affected.
>>217483205i think his point was that anon considers regular people before him as powerful enough to cause everything yet he's also a regular person like them and considers himself powerless.
>>217478854>I lived in a shithole with niggers!>This is the store's fault, it's not because my parents voted Democrat.
Come up with a movie/series plot set here.
>>217483154>A group of wealthy solar system tourists go out on the first ever expedition to Io>What was planned to initially be a short tripped carefully planned out to be a machine turns into immediate disaster when one of the tourists goes missing in the middle of a violent eruption>The extreme environments of outer space are not kind to pretty social media photo ops
>>217483154>camera zooms out>actually a genital wart>on a trans stripper>in texas>the story of a modern indian immigrant hustling day to day getting by in houston>uber eats by day>stripper by night
Blue collar astronauts go to collect methane, turns out it's giant worm piss
>>217483154
IO 10Orbiting spacecraft of 10 humans drop AI robots to mine volcanic minerals. The robots stop working after a while. Humans have to go down to try and figure out what happened, turns out there is other life in our solar system…
Why haven't they tried making a Resident Evil movie based on four? Endless attempts to make the Racoon City outbreak have failed, maybe time to change plans
>piss filter village>huh... hola onions americano! *shows pic of jailbait actress*>man speak spanish and get shot>repeat for 30 mins until the castle>Peter Dinklage plays that one midget bossThere's not a lot of material.
ITT times you acted like Lane Pryce
>>217482821it was still good to the end but honestly peak mad men died with lane
You and I are going to address that insult
>>217482821i'll probably act like lane pryce later this year
All my life I've wanted to work in an office. But at the same time I'm a NEET who doesn't want to work. I just want to wear a nice suit, commute to the city, sit at a desk in a tall skyscraper, enjoy the view, go down the elevator and eat lunch in a nice restaurant nearby, but without doing any work, you know?
>>217483364kys
Why is Heated Rivalry so popular in Russia?
>>217472227Pioneer Summer, the best-selling fiction book in Russia in 2022. It’s basically your standard YA romance, except with Soviet comrades.
>>217483069Holy shit it's real and the English translation's marketing blurb has this gem of a line>a runaway TikTok sensation and #1 bestseller in Russia, reaching such heights of popularity that Putin stepped in to ban it ahahahahahahaha
>>217471738>cope with 3+ years of war, international sanctions and eternal Putin You'd turn to gay smut too
>>217471471Grok! Is this true?!
How come we don't get inappropriate raunchy comedies anymore?
>>217480515>>217481696>2026>STILL pretending hollywood is a lean, mean hyper-rational capitalist machineThey're Too Big to Fail idiot nepobaby propagandists. We are firmly in the "who cares the machine will keep running no matter what we do" stage of Imperial decline. I sure hope we're in a Rome-style decline anyway.
>>217482550joker moment
>>217482550>special appearance by Adan CarollaWhat a different fucking world we used to live in
>>217482550For having so many of the original cast, they didnt hit the same. Same with the slamming salmon.
>>217478669>I press that Tip button and say "what, we press the same button for likes, shares, and subscribes"
compared to smallville. It's literally the same shit but like 100 times worse>focusing on the hero before he becomes a hero doing mundane shit>entire story is focused on filler leading up to the real storyBruce is such a whiny fag but Clark is so cool in Smallville? What gives? Why couldn't the show be about Bruce being a chad in boarding school, like an emo version of Rockstar's Bully with teen versions of Bman's rogues gallery in there.I don't give a fuck about Gordon. I don't give a fuck about Will Smith's wife. Nygma was kinda kino though
>>217481771It was kino.
>>217481771>this shit gets 100 episodes>Penguin only gets 8It's not fair
>>217481771It wasn't shit.It had some bad episodes and some kinos episodes, overall it was embracing the campiness the right way and the cast and wardrobe were excellent, it was also respectful of the source material + gave everyone a consistant set of skills.
>>217482514Its Penguin was far superior
>>217482649To this day I'm convinced that the reason they got Colin Farrel to play a fat guy is because chatGPT did the casting for that movie.
Why can't Disney make good movies again like they did between 1937 and 1942?
I would let my kid watch Martyrs before the donkey scene in Pinocchio. Hate that scene so much. Whoever wrote it is a vile sadistic freak.
>>217482438Jesus Christ how old are you?
>>217483173Well it was last rereleased in theaters in the 90s
>>217483147If you think that's bad, look at 1996's The Adventures of Pinocchio. That movie and its sequel leaned into the body-horror implications of Pleasure Island's transformation magic to a WEIRD, forced-feeling degree, making the magic water feel more like something out of a sci-fi biohorror movie. The donkey transformations look significantly more grotesque in live action but what's worse is that Lorenzini (who's basically a composite of Stromboli, the Coachman and ultimately Monstro) also ends up mutating into a sea monster form from magic exposure and it straight-up looks like something from The Thing. He's shown mutating in even more gruesome detail in the sequel, which also has him flitting between male and female.Basically I think the director and writers of those movies should be shot.
>>217483236I looked into this and now I wish I hadn't. Fucking revolting.
>Did you have sex with the dog, Clark?
>Of course not! It was probably Palmer or Childs. They are the ones on illegal drugs!
sharing an umbrellaPrevious thread >>217434190Charts:Older dramas chart: imgur.com/a/YanckySTorrents:Shows: pastebin.com/HwuShnKHMovies: pastebin.com/BPZ45xHw
Genocide edition.previously on /trek/>>217458229
Im not going to watch this nu trek slop and it will fail because it is terrible. I am basically star trek god. if I think it sucks then and it sucks because I know.
>>217482889But Captain Picard my little girl best friend that I talk to on Zoom is on that planet
>>217474113>claims Col Green did nothing wrong>not pictured in his own montage of did nothing wrong characters.
>>217475916we're living in the future anon
>>217483204
I wanna get wet with ya.
>>217478124This bad boy went rotten about an hour ago>>217478222
Dr. Steve Brule often comes across as sweet and innocent, but his behavior towards Jan Skylar was fucking gross. Predatory. He ruined their marriage. I no longer like Steve now.
>>217482530>ARE YOU LETTING PEOPLE INTO YOUR TUNNEL? INTO THAT CLAM HOUSE??>DON'T YOU TOUCH ME!
my favorite is where Tim can telepathically conjure porcelain tiger statues and they open a shop and Tim works himself to death
>>217478124hes being ironic lol, reminds me of irony
bitch
>AI actress>generic instathot AI generated to be at red carpet events, has never "acted" in anythinghow did this retarded jeetslop get anywhere near mainstream media, I saw the morning news talking about "her" one day, astroturfed to fuck
>>217483299seethe tranny
Come up with a movie/series plot here
wow good one anon, that's hilarious
