Watch The Housemaid.
>>217412916yes alot
>>217412916only for him
>>217412948Dammit I watched this. There was a twist, but although I couldn't exactly predict it, it was predictable in that it was conformist rather than subversive.HISHE follows:First half of the movie goes with just a few changes.Second half we find out that the wife's ordeal played out similar in many ways, except instead of resenting the husband she fell in love with him ten times harder due to his abusive behavior.He's satisfied with his well trained and sincerely happy stepford wife. She's accepted her lot and cherishes her abusive relationship. But... She wants to also do what has been done to her to someone else. So she convinces her husband to get a maid. The first half we see her hinting at her lezdommy inclinations and slowly the maid plays along at first to smooth things then because it begins to turn her on. Eventually the wife convinces her husband to start fucking their subby unicorn too. Indentured by debts from broken 'priceless' objects purchased secretly from the Salvation Army she never sees a dime from any more paychecks and won't for the foreseeable future. There's no clear division between her on-duty and off-duty anymore. She accepts making herself available whenever needed rather than be chewed out for not reading minds. Both the husband and the wife slap her around - the wife generally but the husband mostly on her ass taking her and her holes for granted, treating her as they please. After a time she realizes she's actually living her best life and wouldn't change a thing - happily ever after.The wife claims her womb's broke acting entitled to use her maid as a surrogate mother. She's long nurtured an oviposition fetish in her servant.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>217409825Is shit, has smoking and that ugly cunt in itAnd it wants the audience to believing cunt murdering a guy in a jealous rage is her "protecting women" when even the cunt she was "protecting" didn't say so>>217412916No
>>217413613>>217413688>>217414271which is it
>I WANNA FUCK. IT'S MY BIG DICK. SO EVERYBODY GET READY FUCKING NOW!
>>217410794Hell yeah bro
>>217405054He should’ve kept making movies like this
>>217414042You got a massive 7 incher? You should have skipped Hollywood and just went into erotica films. The White Mandingo, we'd call you and I get 60% of all your booking$. I'll make you a star baby!
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>>217400593such a pathetic character
Fuck NuȚřek EditionPrevîouslÿ on /țřek/:>>217394236
And this is how God makes baby Jem'Hadar. Hope these kids get one of those DS9 style wedding related episodte. There were like -- what -- 20 or 30 of those.
>>217414301Is this why so many random /pol/ tourists have been flooding the general to shit on STA?
BCM/MKU thinks he's funny when he's just a bitter old man
>>217414402>Tig Notaro
>>217414408It's called ACK.
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>>217413879Where did you find this?
>>217414259Probably funnyjunk if I had to guess.
I remember when /b/ said ylyl threads were dead because of naner posting and now anons are nostalgic for the fucking banana. I hate this place I've been here for seven years the medications don't work.
>>217414418That was the peek of ylyl threads.
>>217414418>only seven13 years here and its not so bad if you stick to blue boards. Just come here for a laugh and keep up to date on any films/books/games anons are meming on
this was great, why?
>>217413054he didnt say that. but i wish he did
>>217409931literally all effects done in camera. there's nothing like it. movies would continue to be shot on celluloid but Dracula 92 was the last to really be a "film" in the sense of the art being defined by your mastery of the craft of using the medium itself
>>217409931Actual movie magic. That's why it's so good despite Reeves' and Ryder's awful performances.>>217414546Is a decent brief explanation.
No woman ever looked better than Monica in this.
>>217409931Francis Ford Crappola
>>217399483>if not cat, why hiss?
>went from 3700 to 3300 screens due to boner temple's release>still only -37% on Friday vs last week, domesticallyFaA developing nanomachine legs that only respond to physical trauma
>>217412309rolling for my girl z-dog.
>>217414228>They will met a tribe of desert na'vis and will be used as metaphors for jews, muslims, indians and aussie abos.Nah he's gonna go with some native desert tribe stuff not those that became the ruling class and part of the problems going on in the world>Na'vi of the ice, eskimos and sami anologies, they kill alien seals and even though the others navis find it horrible they will say how it's part of their culture and social right.They eat other animals in the Na'vi tribes, they just do the whole "we thank you for giving you life so that we may live" thing. Jake even learns the little phrase you say when killing an animal for food. They are tribespeople and use everything they can for tools and weapons. The crossbows use bones from animals. >Na'Vis will enter the space age and become like the humans they fought so badly.Not likely. The fact the planet has basically "woken up" at the end of 3 shows Eywa has had enough of the humans and their technology. It's this being that has instilled in the Na'vi to not use metal based technology because of what it can do.
>>217414520hope you like sushi
Pinkskin is a racist word
The Bone Temple is a kino Gnostic movie. Think about it. Samson is like Adam (he's even named after a Biblical figure), he's brought out of a state of nature into a state of humanity by Dr. Ian Kelson who gives him a "fruit" (anti-psychotic medication in the film) that lifts the veil from his eyes and suddenly he has knowledge of what he really is. Dr. Ian Kelson is even called Satan in the movie, just like the serpent in the garden was. But he also is sacrificed, similar to Jesus. Jesus and the serpent are one and the same in Gnostic myth. Samson also reminds me a lot of Enkidu in the Epic of Gilgamesh. He even looks like Enkidu (and anyone with knowledge of history knows that the Epic of Gilgamesh inspired the Book of Genesis since Enkidu = Adam).
Jimmy Crystal was the most accurate depiction of a Satanist I've seen in a movie>emotionally stunted retard>major daddy issues>obsessed with childrens entertainment in his 30's>throws shit fits when something doesn't go his way>major pussy when the tables are turned against him10/10 absolute kino
>>217414086Absolutely gutless to not mention communism in his little list of 20th century maladies (and include populism, lol) but I suppose they wouldn’t get any of that Hollywood Bolshevik money for the next one if they did
>>217414541Real Satanists are atheists.
>>217414541This
>>217412662I just don't get why she is blacker than her mom would kill them to find an actually mixed kid instead of a full black one?
In 2022, James Cameron defied all odds by making male audiences everywhere want to fuck: a fish.
>>217413368She looks like the progenitor of a new race of men
>>217413072Kind of, they're presented as short term profiteers without remorse, it follows that they're killing them as they come and aren't doing it sustainably and as such are driving a species to extinction, causing whatever chain reaction that might follow.Much like the 1st one though the message is somewhat outdated on the surface, space injuns against a much more technologically advanced alien race. What lies beneath is a much broader critique, as with 2. I guess whaling really bothers him even though it's practically not even an issue anymore, but you can still find very valid meaning in it. Especially considering the space whales are elevated to actual characters with intellect and free will and serve to move the plot forward, I'm guessing he picked a species that pretty much everyone acknowledges was wronged by us precisely because of that, to make "us" wallow in "our" sordid complacency. >>217413290Japan is irrelevant, China is the main problem.
>>217413253That's at least 18 in human years.
>>217413521How long are Pandoran years then?
>>217412894I will not accept this Dagon erasure
Anything /tv/ related from before the year 2005
They used to air this one late at night
>>217414173I really wanted to drive this one. Looks fun. Too bad it was destroyed.
>>217399718I remember failing an assignment in 6th grade because they were airing a Dinotopia marathon all afternoon and I did that instead of studying. Man I loved Dinotopia. The weekend before that the same channel aired the Merlin miniseries and I didn't study then too.
Just Shoot Me 1997-2003https://www.aznude.com/azncdn/75f7e476ec78417ba1ad8be4d66a0f0d/75f7e476ec78417ba1ad8be4d66a0f0d-hi.htmlTv used to be so much better, bros.
>>217400465huh, had no idea Bill Burr had done a real TV show, let alone with Molly fucking Ringwald and other faces that were instantly recognizable in the 90s.
Why do modern actors age so much better?
>>217414277>Also more varied genetics make for healthier children, which is also more common nowYou're so full of shit. I hope you're just taking the piss
>>217414214Less booze and cigarettes, and just significantly better health knowledge and medicine. Look at Ted Danson in comparison, you'd say he's 10 years younger than everyone else if you didn't know their ages.
Sam Malone is my role model
>>217414286It's specifically zoomer and gin alpha females, not males. My money's on birth control since puberty and copious abuse of prescription and illicit drugs since teen years.
>>217414214No one smokes anymore.
This movie is nothing but buildup with no pay off.
>movie is called the edge >it edges the viewer bravo nolan
>>217413963OP can't make fire from ice
>>217413963Movies that leave you in limbo?
>>217414618oh fuck off charles
>What the heck is Svengoolie?Svengoolie is one of the last good TV horror hosts still on the air. Every saturday night at 8:00PM Eastern us boomers on /tv/ get together to watch a (sometimes terrible) old movie. You can watch over the airwaves on MeTV!Svengoolie himself is off tonight, we're getting the B crew for the main show!CLEAR THE AIR LANES, CLEAR ALL THE AIR LANES FOR THE BIG BROADCASTTONIGHT'S MOVIE: Flight 7500 (2014)
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>>217412722Svengoolie, more like SvenSTINKY!
It's kind of crazy how much more tolerable IMP is when he lowers his voice a pitch.
>Sits in the command chair of an Starship as if she were in her living room watching soap opera>Goes barefoot like a niggerIs this the most based captain in all StarTrek?
>>217414461The guy is cool, I didn't like him first, I though it was a basic boring version of the white rich american who's there because of daddy money.I still don't like the girl but wait and see .
>>217413532>these damn youths aren’t behavingCadets are indeed young, but are a pretty serious bunch of people. Do these assholes not know real military academies exist?
>>217414394>>217414415Thanks for having my back. This Trekkie seems like a bully. Probably dresses as Klingon at cons because he hates white people.Also, wasn't the Hologram Doctor a live human at some point in the series?
>>217413768> I don't need PPE, I'm important femoidPeople in industry and university labs are killed and maimed all the time due to this exact exchange.
>>217414606The doctor is based off the guy that created him and he appeared like once or twice and that's what you are probably thinking about
trad waif
>>217411684i love a sleeper build
I want to infiltrate her pusy
She's like a younger kim wexler
How do you respond without sounding mad? https://youtu.be/QSITUpElxso
