>unironically believing Landman is leaving Landman
Eyyyy flacca! Don't you know I'm LOCO?
>>217458578
>Right-wing television
>>217455689It's a wonder this trash is returning considering about 10 people watch it weekly like other Sheridanslop
>>217458578I bought some land in arizona and bought a divining rod just to see if anything happened but nothing did so I just drive 200 miles there and back during the summer and occasionally my wife does yoga there and you can see her pusy.
>You will call me...COMMANDER!
>>217460451Good point. So use a Joe.
>>217460650or better yet, don't cast fucking channing tatum as duke and don't do a shitty prequel where cobra isn't cobra yet and is instead some faggot shit called "the doctor"
>>217460640Literally the perfect tomboy
This movie made me understand why everyone was bitching about Transformers.
>>217460998bayformers, for all its faults, was still at least in line with the lore and visual style.
Hello coloured maiden of lands far away. I am a knight of the seven kingdoms funded by amazon prime. My pork sword glows when you are near.
Just finished his filmography last night. Pretty decent stuff. not a fan of the pagan and latin screaming though. overall a fine director. Do you think the dog lover is gonna make his magnus opus with "werewulf" or will it be his worst piece yet?
What the fuck is this thing meant to be, and why is it being repeatedly shoved in my face?
Kdrama General - Figh-ting EditionPrevious thread >>217390831Charts:Newfriends chart: imgur.com/a/92Ub01UThriller/Dark/Action: imgur.com/a/h8ZuG3nOlder dramas chart: imgur.com/a/YanckySTorrents:Shows: pastebin.com/HwuShnKHMovies: pastebin.com/BPZ45xHw
Tastefully Yours won insincere drama of the year 2025
>>217459791fl looks cute doe
>>217458940>i didn't think much of it.i finished watching it it was mid
I require a drama with>wholesome pure love story>dark/mature background>quality subtle writingi watched snowdrop and hunger for something else like itdoes anyone have a good suggestion
Why does everyone blame her when she wasnt the one who threw the map in the river
>>217459248why didnt they burn the trees
>>217459045Not really. They should have fapped.
>>217455193Yes, blacks love sex but what's your point?
>>217455904But did the witch actually create a loop of the forest or was she just messing with their heads?
>>217461042imo they were trapped in the equivalent of the fog layer of Silent Hill for most of the movie.
>Emma Watson wasn’t cast in La La Land (2016) due to her crazy demands while choosing Beauty and the Beast.>She asked for a raise and wanted rehearsals moved to London impossible for the Los Angeles production.
>>217460366There ARE no mines in Ireland.It's waterlogged chalk all the way down
>>217460768That sounds tragic, don't ya think.
>>217460768But the micks yearn for the mines!
>>217460607Can you share a link/email/or info?
files catbox moe/3a330o.mp4
How could he physically defeat a balrog? It would be like fighting a chipmunk to the balrog.
He based the work on the tales of legend where people would fight dragons
>>217460953because the entire time he's like "we shouldn't go down there shits fucked" and even Saruman says he knows that the dwarves dug too greedily so clearly he knew something was up but he doesn't tell Gimli
>>217460178He doesn't have the staff and literally shoots lightning at it. But this is bait and you're a faggot
>>217460878>Why just let him find out like that?Gimli already knew it was likely the Moria colony had met their end. They had no correspondence for 30 years. Gimli had more fear of the truth he suspected than the shock you see in the movies.
>Nazgul King manages to get his ass kicked by Aragorn armed with only a sword and torch in a fucking 5v1>somehow manages to defeat Gandalf 1v1 laterwho was the bigger fraud here? Gandalf for losing to such a jobber or the Witch King?
Can Adrian defeat Batman?>both genius level smart>both wealthy & connected & gadget enabled>both master tacticians>both disdain sexual distraction and are ambiguousy gayWho wins?
>>217460859No.Adrian is the smartest guy in a room full of retards. Batman is the smartest guy in a room of smart guys, and usually some gods.And how does a person show distain for sexual distraction, yet also come across as low-key gay to you?
>cry at every new tv show and movie that comes out>wont stop talking about them >wont stop making video essays about them I have alt right fatigue
>cry at every new youtube video that comes out>wont stop talking about them>wont stop making threads about themI have leftist fatigue.
>>217460868Nerdrotic is a moron who just repeats one drinker says but in a more idiotic fashion. Watch anyone else.
>>217460868>NOOOOOO! STOP DUNKING ON MY SLOP!nah
>>217460868Nobody is forcing you to watch stupid youtube videos you subhuman zoomer imbecile.
>>217460868What don't you get anon. These kind of videos are literally their bread and butter, all they care about are views for ad revenue. They WANT things to be shit so they can keep making content like this.Positivity on YouTube does not make you money.
Space Nazis editionpreviously on /trek/:>>217446034
>>217460897Not to mention most of the underage (sub-40) crowd here are too young and internet-programmed to remember that racial and ethnic stereotypes have changed considerably over time. The modern "jew" that late millennials/genz now shiver in perpetual fear over is in fact an amalgam of many tropes and stereotypes that were previously leveled at other non-Euro tribes like Greeks, Turks, Mosselmen, Arabic merchants, etc etc. It's never just been "the jews" and only that, it was anything that set an anglosaxon's lip to quivering. Hell, Watto in the Phantom Menace is much more arabic or turkish than he is jewish but that's now "close enough" for the younglings to just lump it together and not worry about the specifics of racial humor.
Shalom
>>217461001Well Americans famously don't know geography
>>217460762Snorted. Latter stage delusional Dukat is actually a good analogue.
>>217460903Jesus was recorded by multiple secular sources as having blue eyes.Let's not be woke trannie retards lending credence to BBC slop, hm? Cheerio.
>pic relatedWhich movie comes to mind?
>>217456792https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y99UeY1rCuM
>>217455504Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
>>217456769>Universal niggaI never heard of this. Is it any good?
Se7en
>>217455504For some reason The Blind Side
With this great bow of a thousand pound draw I shall acquire these dubs and all shall know that the heavens demand a Three Kingdoms thread.
>>217460338Because there's only one way. The Wei way.
>>217460352Because pre-CCP Chinese theater/actors were influenced by Stanislavski, they cared about internal psychology of the characters. CCP propaganda's influence made it more about the external presentation, everything's broadcast like blinking red lights, or pretend bravado/importance. You can smell the ChiCom cultural influence.
>>217460338Because by anime rules the broken characters had to have tuberculosis or go full retard to conveniently get taken out, and the replacements were garbage. Jiang Wei was an F tier shitter and Liu Shan was D on account of being thrown on his head as a baby
Finished The Advisors Alliance about a month ago. Any one here watched it? I thought it was great
For me it's Dynasty Warriors 7.
Fuck you. The scene in which the Jedi finally make contact with the Sith was awesome.Eat shit and die, cuntfags! Hahaha!
Okay, so it has one good scene? Most bad productions do, so what's your point?
>>217460795>universally reviled show was good actuallyMoshi moshi baitu des
>Decide to actually watch this and go in neutral.>Show has zero mystery,tension or hooks.>Silly wuxia attempt of a fight, Carrie Anne Moss gets killed. >Completely flat and boring.>No mystery, we know who did it because we get told pretty quickly.>Pointless prison break, instantly resolved, she says she didn't do it, instantly believed.Zero tension: the show. I could go on and describe each episode, but this show was flat.First scene: >In the show we see Carrie Anne Moss in bar, why is she there, who cares, its day time, people in there, fight ensues, she dies, we saw who killed her. Little tension, little build up, who cares?My rewrite to show you how easy it is to improve:>Carrie Anne Moss is on planet, dispute happening, hip shot of her lightsabre. Tension building. But resolved peacefully, the Jedi way. End of day, getting dark. She starts returning to the settlement when she is met on the road by a hooded warrior, fight ensues, warrior uses threat of harming passerby to kill Carrie, similar to how the show did it.My quick rewrite turns a scene set in a brightly lit pub into a moody mystery that doesn't reveal the killer and plays into the Jedi themes. It is that simple. Instead we get so much stuff resolved too quickly to ever really matter or build.
>>217460795>so bad even Disney thought it needed to die1/10 bait, see me after class
