Why didn’t James Bond ever use exploding beepers?
>>217404328Cool it with the antisemitic remarks.
>>217404328yea, you use the finesse to drop the exploding pager into the targets pocket.
>>217404019why didnt james bond blow up a room full of children to slightly injure alec trevelyan in goldeneye?
>>217404358then the target walks by a kid as it goes off and kills him too
>>217404370Why didn't Alec Trevelyan just make a bulletproof vest out of pregnant women, children and journalists to prevent James Bond from stopping him, and launch nuclear warheads with no issues?
Reva is a slang word for a busted out vagina in finnish.
>>217402596>Obi-wan Kenobi show>main character is a god damn sheboonJESUS CHRIST
Was she serious going to be in the planned Obi Wan movie? Thank god Solo bombed
>>217402596The reason most of these d+ shows are failures that no one will watch again, is there is at least one hour of runtime of pandering slop to pad out the runtimes.An hour of screentime in the falcon and bucky show was devoted to falcon's sister not being able to get a boat loan because she's black.I shit you not.Nogs still can't buy boats in a world with superheroes and insane tech.
>>217402918Real cool!
ACTUALLY
>Better than anything that Hellywoke has made since 2019.
>>217404326You just what feels good with passion you esl dumb fuck
>>217404431>>217404377god bless the internet
>>217404418any dishes with onion servings, anon?
>>217401171they are not even spit swapping or slapping each other. BOOOOORING
>>217404431We need bitches with tits so big you can eat snacks off of them.
How could she possibly not notice?
>>217402103My wife is in a constant superposition state of woke and highly racist. She goes to work and drinks the koolaid, then she comes home and vents. I bet that must suck, but she has to wear a mask of sorts to keep her job, but then she comes home and we're surrounded by shit skins and the racism comes back the second we hear their conga bass, SoundCloud emo rap auto tune whining, or fire alarm beeps from the apartment complex across the street from our house. Thanks for building section 8 housing in front of my house, governor.
>>217401828Debra Messing is also jewish
>>217402103Every girl is casually racist and if she's not you turn her into one. Girls are fucking retarded and absorb who you are and your personality. they don't have one of their own. So pretty much if you are racist unironically bee yourself cause she will either like that or she won't
>>217402103You mold your own (bonus points if she was a sjw when you met her)
>>217401828she got j-pilled by the last guy but didn't really do the work so the can't notice on her own
I was not expecting this show to be actually good. It's so comfy bros does it maintain the quality of season 1?
>>217404251i'm super racist, but corr, Gus sister is a cute. i would knock her up and then leave to get cigarettes and never come back
>>217403044Characters get flanderized a bit>Shawn starts off as an immensely talented but immature eccentric with daddy issues>turns into a childish retard who’s a total idiot in all things except solving crimes>Gus starts out as a working stiff who’s drawn into Shawn’s antics>turns into as big a manchild as Shawn and also a walking encyclopedia of information about every esoteric topic no one cares about
>>217404434Shawn's dad Henry is also turned into just a plot device at a certain point. >how would shawn and gus end up in a weird situation? easy, Henry is a fan of said activity. the one where he's a fan of female roller derby kinda took me out of it. i can understand fishing, auctions, etc. but Henry would NOT be a fan of roller derby. Much less a source of knowledge on the topic.
>>217404434>Characters get flanderized a bitThat's pretty much every comedy that lasts more than 5 seasons.
>>217404502The only people I've ever met that like roller derby are lesbians and old white guys who like watching women beat each other.
What am I supposed to take away from this?
>>217404610Violence is badass
Sometimes you just need to brutally kill people and die in the process.
Hi, I'm Richard Kelly and I really need to release a director's cut so you can loudly hear crickets and birds chirping, and so I can ruin the soundtrack. Seriously, what was this guy thinking? Everyone complains about him ruining the time travel storytelling by overexplaining things, but for me he really ruined a lot of the aesthetics of the film. Why change Frank's voice to make it clearer? It being ultra distorted in the original is what made it creepy. It sounds too human now. Every change made to this movie made it worse.
>>217402982I need to rewatch Southland Tales. It was surprisingly moving, not quite as funny as I think it wanted to be.
>>217404027it definitely and really is plebbit at least what plebbit was when plebbit flavour was defined.it's hipster dogshit, thick rimmed spectacles, starbucks cup, macbook, oooohhhh zingy!it has nothing to do with political correctness, not sure why you think that's any part of the definition.
>>217403289>It's like a proto-A24 pseud flick.You take that back right now, young man!
>>217404359Reddit didn't exist until I went there for the first time, and that wasn't in 2001
>>217402982It's not a directors cut, it's an alternative cut and the director said it's supplemental, only to be watched after you've seen the theatrical to gain another dimension to the film.
Arthouse & Classics & BattyboysBattyday boy edition>Quote of the moment"I get no respect!"No respect ova here: >>217387661
>>217402031Bert Haanstra, look him up
>>217387670>>217394550It was her birthday yesterday. The same day Lynch passed. Spooky.
>>217403330Was the 18th in Queensland when the thread was baked
So if Sauron took off the Ring for any other reason, he'd explode as well?
>>217403692for me, it's orthanc
>>217403692So I’m meant to believe that Sauron was to arrogant to put up defences around Mount Doom, but for whatever reason he decided his shitty cuck chair tower needed triple walls surrounded by a massive chasm?
>>217403113Why would he ever take the ring off?
>>217404501>So I’m meant to believe that Sauron was to arrogant to put up defences around Mount Doomno, you're meant to believe Sauron considered the Ring's corruptive influence to be so powerful that the mere idea of someone wanting to destroy it was unthinkable to him. it'd be like americans being unable to process the idea of somebody wanting to destroy a source of oil, it's so baffling to them that they don't even consider the notion in their plans
>>217404533to wash his hands?
Allez Cuisine!I love Iron Chef so much bros. It's one of the comfiest shows of all time. What are your favorite moments?
>>217399034>67
>>217358571>>217358648perfect
>>217358682>Iron Chef America was trash. They stripped away all the theatricality,the host despite being like 1% of the show was 50% of its soul.even if they kept the japanese version going with a new host it would have been bad.it was his vision and it was only able to succeed with him at the helm.
>>217358571My most common memory with the judges in Iron Chef was>cute girl celebrity judge - "It's like a wonderful flavor... in my mouth!!"Watching the dub was campy and fun. Keeping Chairman Kaga subbed and using the same 5 voices for everyone else is Kung Fu camp.
>>217358788>i hear their voices in my head
>I wanna be the very best
>>217401881The ultimate cutoff for casual fans wherever you lived was definitely gen 3 though
/vp/, you man child tendie faggot.
>>217402479Yeah miyoo mini + with onion os
>IKU ZE
>>217400794Yeeeeee
>>217384310>this will never be you edition
>>217403898that's not nearly good enough to warrant 5 watermarks. The idea is hot thoughbeight
>tfw she tells you the money you were saving since before meeting her is much better spent on a "romantic" vacation than your dream car
>>217400211i've said it before but if the average 4chan chud switched spots with Quaritch they'd end up in the same place as him not from being badass and charismatic but by being so contrarian, so fucking obstinate and difficult regardless of certain death she would have no choice but to be interested in why this pathetic little skyfaggot is irl greentexting everything she does
>They're coming for you!
this activates my neurons
>>217395930Soooo... She has a terminal case of being a woman, then?
Her and Bay made up and she played April in TMNT. I think that was her last big franchise.
>>217395930>she acts like a bitch on purpose and makes uncomfortable statements to make people uncomfortable to satisfy some weird kink she has. She likes seeing people squirm because she views it as her being "funny".wow, she's literally me
Anyone know why she recently agreed to do that promo video for a powder drink where she basically gets roofied? Why on earth did she think that was a good idea? I think she might be slightly retarded.
>>217404544I don't watch commercials
You are now witnessing the downfall of Seth Rogen
>>217381384Best start eating, buddy
>>217382351No way this is a real picture
>>217397677Pulled a casting couch on his college age students and I *think* texting a highschooler.
>>217378357because she’s a proper woman
>>217403733Her career is back in full swing, do you even watch movies?
