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Men dealing with jeets

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Arthouse & Classics & Battyboys

Battyday boy edition

>Quote of the moment
"I get no respect!"

No respect ova here: >>217387661
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>>217402031
Bert Haanstra, look him up
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>>217394550
It was her birthday yesterday. The same day Lynch passed. Spooky.
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>>217403330
Was the 18th in Queensland when the thread was baked
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So if Sauron took off the Ring for any other reason, he'd explode as well?
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>>217403692
for me, it's orthanc
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>>217403692
So I’m meant to believe that Sauron was to arrogant to put up defences around Mount Doom, but for whatever reason he decided his shitty cuck chair tower needed triple walls surrounded by a massive chasm?
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>>217403113
Why would he ever take the ring off?
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>>217404501
>So I’m meant to believe that Sauron was to arrogant to put up defences around Mount Doom
no, you're meant to believe Sauron considered the Ring's corruptive influence to be so powerful that the mere idea of someone wanting to destroy it was unthinkable to him. it'd be like americans being unable to process the idea of somebody wanting to destroy a source of oil, it's so baffling to them that they don't even consider the notion in their plans
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>>217404533
to wash his hands?

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Allez Cuisine!

I love Iron Chef so much bros. It's one of the comfiest shows of all time. What are your favorite moments?
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>>217399034
>67
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>>217358571
>>217358648
perfect
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>>217358682
>Iron Chef America was trash. They stripped away all the theatricality,
the host despite being like 1% of the show was 50% of its soul.
even if they kept the japanese version going with a new host it would have been bad.
it was his vision and it was only able to succeed with him at the helm.
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>>217358571
My most common memory with the judges in Iron Chef was
>cute girl celebrity judge - "It's like a wonderful flavor... in my mouth!!"

Watching the dub was campy and fun. Keeping Chairman Kaga subbed and using the same 5 voices for everyone else is Kung Fu camp.
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>>217358788
>i hear their voices in my head

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>I wanna be the very best
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>>217401881
The ultimate cutoff for casual fans wherever you lived was definitely gen 3 though
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/vp/, you man child tendie faggot.
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>>217402479
Yeah miyoo mini + with onion os
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>IKU ZE
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>>217400794
Yeeeeee

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>>217384310
>this will never be you edition
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>>217403898
that's not nearly good enough to warrant 5 watermarks. The idea is hot thoughbeight
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>tfw she tells you the money you were saving since before meeting her is much better spent on a "romantic" vacation than your dream car
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>>217400211
i've said it before but if the average 4chan chud switched spots with Quaritch they'd end up in the same place as him not from being badass and charismatic but by being so contrarian, so fucking obstinate and difficult regardless of certain death she would have no choice but to be interested in why this pathetic little skyfaggot is irl greentexting everything she does
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>They're coming for you!
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this activates my neurons

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>>217395930
Soooo... She has a terminal case of being a woman, then?
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Her and Bay made up and she played April in TMNT. I think that was her last big franchise.
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>>217395930
>she acts like a bitch on purpose and makes uncomfortable statements to make people uncomfortable to satisfy some weird kink she has. She likes seeing people squirm because she views it as her being "funny".
wow, she's literally me
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Anyone know why she recently agreed to do that promo video for a powder drink where she basically gets roofied? Why on earth did she think that was a good idea? I think she might be slightly retarded.
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>>217404544
I don't watch commercials

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You are now witnessing the downfall of Seth Rogen
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>>217381384
Best start eating, buddy
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>>217382351
No way this is a real picture
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>>217397677
Pulled a casting couch on his college age students and I *think* texting a highschooler.
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>>217378357
because she’s a proper woman
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>>217403733
Her career is back in full swing, do you even watch movies?

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>that part when the good guys have to nuked a civillian city
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>>217404350
Japan didn't think so
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>>217404376
America was already economically supporting the allies to the point where they were effectively part of it. Arguing against this is as stupid as calling saudi arabia a neutral country when it finances wars in other countries.
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>>217404376
Nice elementary school text book line anon.
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>>217404332
>civillian city
the civilian city that was in the autocracy engaging in total war? that civilian city?
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>>217404445
>nooo you can't just keep doing business with people you've been doing business with for decades!

Maybe you should try having friends

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You hear about Jules?
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>>217404165
Wwaring makeup and alternative fashion is less gay than actual buttsex with men
If you fuck men in the ass or want to fuck men in the ass then you are in no position to complain about lack of masculinity in young men
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>real men fuck anything that moves
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>>217404165
LETS FUUUUUUCK
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Faggots
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>>217404589
So what? It's hot as fuck

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>Uma, Jerry
>UMA!
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>>217402652
I liked Kenny, Jerry was a dick to him.
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>>217402689
I understand that completely, but sometimes people just annoy you. I see both sides of the situation. Soup 100% counts as a meal, though, and Jerry had every right to give away the suit.
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>>217400909
why is there no gambling in the umaverse it makes literally no sense and breaks my immersion
you're telling me everyone just comes to see the umas race round a track and then go home?
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>uma thread
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>>217403127
Do they actually say there's no gambling? I can't remember.
Japs are very good at acting like they don't do something and actually doing it in secret.

>*hardens your heart*
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>>217402084
I'm just imagining a trilogy of movies adapting the entire thing accurately and thinking it could be one of the greatest film achievements of all time if Hollywood weren't a bunch of cowards.
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>>217402569
Hollywood doesn't like popular religious movies.
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>>217402808
Only if its dead religions. Clash of the Titans and The Odyssey
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>>217399836
You're not actually religious are you?
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>>217399806
So how do you turn your head in that thing? Do you batman and just turn at the waist?

The Bone Temple is a kino Gnostic movie. Think about it. Samson is like Adam (he's even named after a Biblical figure), he's brought out of a state of nature into a state of humanity by Dr. Ian Kelson who gives him a "fruit" (anti-psychotic medication in the film) that lifts the veil from his eyes and suddenly he has knowledge of what he really is. Dr. Ian Kelson is even called Satan in the movie, just like the serpent in the garden was. But he also is sacrificed, similar to Jesus. Jesus and the serpent are one and the same in Gnostic myth. Samson also reminds me a lot of Enkidu in the Epic of Gilgamesh. He even looks like Enkidu (and anyone with knowledge of history knows that the Epic of Gilgamesh inspired the Book of Genesis since Enkidu = Adam).
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>>217404417
That's literally what happens.
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>>217404268
>white man has the single best moment in the new trilogy
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>>217404417
It is, whether the writer intended it or not. It's like how the first Angry Birds movie was basically "foreigners want to kill your children and destroy your way of life", even though that's most definitely not what was intended.
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>moral of the story is take your meds
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>>217404417
>Super violent brown guy is literally cured of rage--which was initially unleashed by stupid white liberal hippies--and becomes a normal, caring individual
What do you think the message was?

Why not literally just build Hogwarts as a theme park
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>>217404398
You don't want the fucking losers from reddit and rejected by other boards that frequent this board now to come to your land
delete your post before it's to late
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It would be ridiculously expensive, even with the earnings potential. Also, Hogwarts was an amalgamation of a real location and sound stages. It doesn’t all fit into what you see on the outside. If you were imagining a combined hotel and attraction, see Disney’s Starliner disaster.
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>>217404459
Hogwarts Legacy the video game fixed the amalgamation problem and made the castle a complete functional structure that feels like the movies while making sense. Could "easily" make that in real life

Also, the Starliner does not write off hotel+attraction destinations. It had numerous problems.

Probably correct that it's way too expensive. Especially if they wanted to make it any good. If it's Universal Studios in charge forget about it.
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>>217404320
Harry Potter World exists in London you dope
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>>217404320
I think they did

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Name a movie where a sex scene improved it.
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>>217402263
LazyTown.
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every thriller imaginable
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>>217402263
The Ice Storm (scene near the end)
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>>217404465
>i'm attention seeking
congratulations
>>217404523
name one
>>217404540
post it
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>>217403566
> Angel Heart
my man


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