Why do they decide to remake Anaconda? I hate remakes and I can't understand Hollywood logical thinking.
>>217450774It's more a PG-13 remake of Tropic Thunder than a remake of Anaconda.
i hate song remakes too, it's a byproduct of media conglomerates and copyright laws
>>217450774It wasn't remake. It's just comedy movie about couple buffoons going to amazon and trying to make anaconda remake but hilarious things happen
>>217451018This. The whole time I was watching it I was thinking, "A rewatch of Tropic Thunder would be so much better." It wasn't bad, but most of the jokes were very tame.
To dopey comedic white guys there for beta behavior and comic relief. I'm sure the savior/alpha of the movie will be a strong, intelligent person of color - the kind I run into every day on the subway and in my day to day errands about town.
>>217452203there will never be a civil war in your lifetime, Ranjeet. the american age is only just beginning
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>>217452109>because some twitter retard said something that means anything>>217452191Because words mean things. Leftists like to take our words, that mean specific things, and grossly misuse them to describe behavior that has nothing to do with it.>oh you dislike something? I guess you're a SNOWFLAKE>You debated someone? You're a KAREN
>>217452678In this town there lived an outlaw by the name of Lesbo Dead
*sips*
>>217449051>Alcoholic>Rich>Doesn't have to stop for anything What I don't like about movies like this is they make it seem like you can just drink booze for a week straight and just take an aspirin and drink a coffee and stop.They highlight the psychological effects, but minimize the physical effects. If he was drinking like that for even 3 days at that age he would be bloated to all hell and shitting liquid 24/7.
>>217449051Looks like water, why is he calling it a milkshake?
>>217451037I remember me and my Korean roommate walked down to the beach one day, and we stopped by the liquor store. We both bought a bottle.As soon as we get to the actual beach, I was trying to scout a place for us to chill (Cali so a bunch of nooks and crannies) and I turn around for one second and he had chugged a full size bottle of Jagermeister. I wouldn't have believed it if I didn't see it.The crazy part is he was walking and talking totally fine until his dad called him and they started talking in Korean and a switch flipped and he sounded trashed
>>217451037>Look mom, i'm acting!
>>217451201>>217451233the butler wasn't even surprised, some broke never was preacher in a basement gameroom of a gigantic house permanently shit faced oil king, he'd killed other people
So, basically: Saturn vs Apollo vs the Devil.
>>217447347>tree of death in what near eastern religious esotericism
>>217450444It's my second favourite in the series now, but even then I think the strong female characters were a bit much. The ONLY characters who know how to defend themselves without dying are female, every male character is just completely defenceless whenever any harm comes their way. Some changes I would've made to improve the movie>All Jimmies are shown to all be highly skilled fighters as it's implied in the 28 years ending, any jimmy v jimmy fight should display that and not have one looking like absolute fodder>Jimmy Shite (the one spike kills) grows to like Spike over time and becomes his "protector", plays a big brother role similar to the swedish guy from 28 years>Ink/Kelly instead is a secondary antag (the actress is way better at villain roles anyway), is still empathetic but in a more manipulative way to get spike to give in to going full psycho>Ginger hunter girl dies alongside the other hunter, Tom hesitates to step in and runs away of his own volition, scene is reminiscent of the 28 weeks opening>Tom kills Jimmima himself while she's distracted with gloating after putting up a slightly better fight, sets the barn on fire but still dies in the fire (no loose ends)
>>217451855They are supposed to be demons
>>217451855Ian wasn't a woman
>>217448739He already impregnated a female zombie in the first movie and she birthed a baby, which was oddly absent from the sequel (did Kelson kill the baby, I forget).
What did I think of Pluribus?
>>217446399The character of Carol is clearly a male. But since Vince discovered Rhea's talents and became enamored with her in BCS, he rewrote Carol as a woman.Sad, but true.
Ironically I found Better Call Saul very boring and find Plubrius to be very engaging
>>217452705The Alien Why doesn't matter. But we do know Why the human others do what they do, and it's a biological imperative.The how is the alien virus gives them a gestalt consciousness.We don't need to know the exact RNA sequence they put together or the backstory of the 600 years ago Kepler 2B waterworld history.
>>217445535who fucking cares what you thought of it
>>217445535Literally would have been better for him to make another breaking bad spinoff. Clearly he wanted to film this actress in new mexico george rr martin house. I was interested in the beginning of the premier but by the end of the first episode or two I had zero interest. I don't like the premise of a borg taking over everyone but 10 people. That's so boring.
fuck you, I liked it
>>217452299>Get rid of the fag.You’re going to have to be more specific.
>>217450678of course you did all trekkies gladly eat whatever slop is put in front of them as long as it's new and won't admit what a turd it was until several years have passedthis board fucking ADORED the fart known as Discovery while it was on the airthe only fans that are more pathetic than trekkies are starwars redditards
>>217452740>this board fucking ADORED the fart known as Discovery while it was on the airTerrible bait. Here's a (You) just for being so desperate.
>>217452800newfaggot
>>217452850If you ever took that general seriously you're the fucking newfag. It was shit long before the trannies took it over.
>>2174527616 million and one.
He forgot to have a second negroni
>>217452761you sick fuck
>>217452761it was a like 100x worse than 9/11 it was a 900/1100
>>217452817>asia, my love, don’t fuck any kids when I’m gone
>Emma Watson wasn’t cast in La La Land (2016) due to her crazy demands while choosing Beauty and the Beast.>She asked for a raise and wanted rehearsals moved to London impossible for the Los Angeles production.
>>217449527Yeah they got memoryholed because they suck, better to pretend they don't exist
why didnt she shave for her 18th birthday? she wasn't counting on getting lucky or what
>>217450822Love when AI does nipple slips.
>>217452560she didn't want to show the paparazzi more than necessary
>>217448825Dude it's just an ass
TWINE>TND
>>217452446This fetish never left me, don't kink shame
Die Another Day is better than both of those.
>Me being forced to watch anorexia porn
>>217452540that movie is overhated and better than Quantum, Spectre and No time to shit
>>217452446Multiplayer was funny. You would run sideways with the AI and reload by put both your hands at your side while still running at full speed. Only the Multiplayer in TWINE was better than GoldenEye
Good Edition>>217432825
>>217452928Hi Garrett
>>217452945Who? Voyager still feels like Star Trek unlike Enterprise.
>>217452928Both have questionable endings tho
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>>217452749
Give me the best latino-american movies.
>>217452583https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tBTqgeMZ0sshe's a dumb becky
>>217449872Dafne Keen is English-Spanish, not "latino-american".
>>217451809Idiot
>includes two Brits with literally zero Latin-American heritage but not Xochitl
Science of sleep
Kdrama General - Figh-ting EditionPrevious thread >>217390831Charts:Newfriends chart: imgur.com/a/92Ub01UThriller/Dark/Action: imgur.com/a/h8ZuG3nOlder dramas chart: imgur.com/a/YanckySTorrents:Shows: pastebin.com/HwuShnKHMovies: pastebin.com/BPZ45xHw
First rule of /kdg/: don't talk about k-dramasSecond rule of /kdg/: don't talk about k-dramas
>>217452305Is this Daoism
>>217452359t. NtL
Say his name
>>217434190Why should I watch any drama when I started watching films again?
>>217426366>random background wife edition
>>217439373Didn't Jake replace the handles with wood? I don't think they mentioned it. And it seems like some very Jewish way to work around religious rules.
>>217452434>Didn't Jake replace the handles with wood?Yep
Ok guys, I just did my part and watched FaA a second time. The first time around I had to see it in german (we went as a family event), but today I went for the english original. There was only one couple in the room besides me, I think I heard the girl sigh during the whale hunt ...I'm a bit too tired to write an essay about my experience seeing it a second time, but here are some random thoughts:I have to wear glasses. Last time I got special little lenses to clip on, but this theater only gave me normal 3d glasses to put on top of mine. That was awkward to wear and changed the effect: Compared to the first time the image was darker, and worse in fast action scenes, but better in slow scenes. I did get a headache from them. But that could also have been because I dehydrated myself too much beforehand. When Kiri was told she's Jesus I had to run to the toilets and drink tap water lol.The english original is more explicit in it's language. More swearwords, and more obvious references to sex slaves.Overall I did still greatly enjoy the movie on my second viewing. This time I could focus more on details, I realized for example that the ash girl with the bones in her nose is a recurring background character. But I was very surprised to realize how little Varang there actually is in this movie. It felt like half her screen time was in that tent scene. She had me so flashed on the first viewing that I didn't notice how little she featured.This time I stayed long enough to see the scene with Tuk and the otters in the credits. Very cute.
>>217442276>>217443809>my tent plan lists me, my tribe, colonel Quaritch here, but only one of you
>>217452591>I realized for example that the ash girl with the bones in her nose is a recurring background characterAs she should be.
Valentino Garavani, Regal Designer and Fashion’s ‘Last Emperor,’ Dies at 93:https://www.nytimes.com/2026/01/19/style/valentino-garavani-dead.htmlGiorgio Armani has died a few months ago, now Valentino... fashionkino bros, I don't feel so good
>>217448751oompa loompa
>>217448684rip john candy
>>217448684>Valentino passed?
Rip and annie looks yummy here.
>>217451685people with jobs need to log on because this is a once in a lifetime Grade A reference
Is this kino?
>>217446534Wilson never said he would no longer be a doctor. He just wanted to act as well, as a hobby/extracurricular.
>>217446534>>217448984I dropped out of school and joined the army which made my family seethe. I then traveled the world, went back to college after and had it paid for(no loans for me), had my housing paid for during school, and now make more than all my brothers and cousins. You guys are sheep and would never do anything on your own terms
>>217446897There is a trend about dark academia being a fantasy setting. New England boarding school chic.
>>217446897>>217452909Don't ask me how I know, but a serious push is being made rn at large American state universities to have less and less students living in campus housing. Honestly, I agree with the rationales I've been given.
>>217449288>The movie specifically doesn't name which side is correctlmao>i dont know if charlie's silence here is correct. im no judge or jury.and shortly after>he has come to the crossroads. he has chosen a path. its the right path!lmao