Come up with a movie/series plot set here.
>>217483154>A group of wealthy solar system tourists go out on the first ever expedition to Io>What was planned to initially be a short tripped carefully planned out to be a machine turns into immediate disaster when one of the tourists goes missing in the middle of a violent eruption>The extreme environments of outer space are not kind to pretty social media photo ops
Hey, what's up, anon? Wanna smoke some WEEEEED? heheheheheheh
>>217482767Rogen was never good looking but goddamn has he aged like shit.Back then he could be salvaged with weight loss but now it's completely over.
>>217482778His jewnetics make him look a decade older than he actually is.He was 25 when he played the cop in Superbad
His "early life' section is just a recipe on how to make a huge faggot.
>>217483187He's definitely sucked upwards of ten dicks in his life, I guarantee it.
ITT: /tv/ scenes that made you think
>>217479539Get this ai slop outta here
>>217480323If there's ever a time to make use of AI slop, how about redoing this kind of shit but with the real demographics represented?
>>217479660really, what give it away? that humiliation ritual during the Oscars when it was naked?
Liberal Karens are something else man
>BINGO
>>217481156>>217481222Both acceptable answers.
>>217478944Brad Pitt is the only man who could pull these off without looking like a total dork. Kind of like the Drive jacket and Ryan Gosling.
>>217478944>Paying $3000 for plastic. Why are amerisharts like this?
>>217479237This flick is high kino.
>>217483113Do thirdies actually make their frames out of plastic? Not that the fact that ours are metal make em worth that much.
>>217459382>she will eat your heart, anon
kitty
>>217482615Is it cweature season yet?
>>217482699>A brotherly humanity would look after his fellow man.We have fucking never did that.
I love these threads which makes me like the movies more. It's rare on this board for people to come together and just talk about how they enjoy something instead of arguing all the time. Dark Crystal threads were like that too.
>the writer's barely disguised fetish
>>217479904Getting Lucky (1990)The movie is shit, and this sequence is only one small part of the flick. Most of the movie everyone is normal size.
>>217480447but I'm not in her shoe
>tfw my daughter loves this movie because Nancy Archer reminds her of me>she headcanons the movie as being about me gaining all the strength to leave my abusers, and that the sequel in her head would be about Nancy Archer staying giant but now adopting a tiny regular baby>she has a similar effect whenever she sees giant women in movies/shows/anything, especially if said giantess is blonde>she would go "Mama!" whenever seeing a giant blonde woman
>>217483129Awesome. Reminds me that my ex-gf also loves this movie because she has a macro fetish for giant men. But she thinks I look and smell like a girl while towering over her and being really strong. So she just keeps thinking of me whenever she sees this movie, or any giantess, for that matter.She often has fantasies where I am the 50-foot woman (except the 50-foot woman is actually a man who looks like a woman), she is an incredible shrinking woman, or both.
>>217474138This is who Ozempic was for, not already-slim celebrities.
Arthouse & ClassicsBringing Up Belated Birthday edition>QotDFavourite Cary Grant picture or performance?>BonusFavourite screwball comedy?Previous: >>217466164
>>217482917Kill yourself, homo.
>>217483035I don't understand what he's trying to do here.
>>217483051I look like this.
>>217482387Based.
>>217481830I fully support and like his projects, but don’t give a flying fuck about Criterion and never will
Why are boomlennials so obsessed with Blockbuster?
>>217483131>my dad is solely responsible for ruining the world, however I am powerless and can do nothinglmao
>>217483131>eh, someone else will do itLol
>>217478659Local video stores were always superior and they had porno.
>>217479031People like you are why no good movies, music or tv shows get made any more.
>>217483142different anon. but what do you mean by 'change the world', exactly?it's like the whole problem with recycling. you, an individual, can throw your cans and bottles into the correct bin. some will get recycled. but then massive companies or entire countries will dump industrial quantities of waste into the ocean.there are historic examples where one person or one group has made a difference, but that's ignoring every non-success story where they were obviously aiming to be exactly like them.the generational change is the obsession with identity politics. you can have a campaign as simple as 'cheaper food pricing' or 'better working standards' and someone will harp on about how transgender people are more affected.
Genocide edition.previously on /trek/>>217458229
>entire species is about to go extinct and the only way to prevent it violates the prime directiveNot my problem.
Im not going to watch this nu trek slop and it will fail because it is terrible. I am basically star trek god. if I think it sucks then and it sucks because I know.
>>217482889But Captain Picard my little girl best friend that I talk to on Zoom is on that planet
>>217474113>claims Col Green did nothing wrong>not pictured in his own montage of did nothing wrong characters.
>>217475916we're living in the future anon
>I'll just have a bit of an old post
>>217482141>I'll just have a bit of a cigarette
I remember seeing this image years ago and i've forgotten her name.
>>217482661She's a terrible actress
How about this actress?
>>217482661she's a slutprude.
>>217482661she's the chick from salute your shorts, right?
>>217483028No
>Currently watching the first episode of pic rel>40 minutes in and it's still goingWhen does it get good?
>>217482544no pilot episodes are good
>>217482544Give it 3
>>217482544All the characters are 70-iq retards. Connor is a hippie retard. Shiv is a whore-retard. Greg is perhaps the dumbest retard of all who gets ass-fucked and goes back for more. Tom is a gay retard cuck. Rome is a degenerate wannabe rapist retard. Ken is a junkie retard autist.
>>217482544The first episode isn't amazing. It takes a few to warm up
>>217482544Great show. Unfortunately it doesn’t get good until slam pig Shiv gets more involved in the business, so like end of first season
Is he The Courier?
i'm watching season 2 episode 2 right now. what am I thinking of it?
>>217462428>dean domino>ceasercan bethseda really not refrain from naming everyone after food. they went too fucking far already naming the player caviar
>>217478660>If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles- Sun Tzu
>>217477257every retcon is for Fallout 5
>>217481806you're thinking "I'm a fucking retard for watching this slop but I'll keep watching anyways"
wat
>>217482906Humans deserve to le die
>>217483064All organic life deserve to die
>>217483088>All organic lifeis there any other sort?
>>217482906kino as fuck ending I was hoping she’d actually be an alien
Who should have been cast as Wednesday instead?
Xochee
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>>217482500pure sex
