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Jenna Ortega
>>217386677Unadaptable
>>217386677Jason Isaacs would probably be a decent Kain.Chalamet as Raziel to bait zoomer girls into seeing it.
Who's the worst waifu in television?
>>217383514Lori and Skylar are so alike they could be sisters
Where does Janice fit?
This smug cunt
LaGuerta
>>217384163I would kill for her
Why are amerimutts here so much cooler and smarter and funnier than /pol/mutts, it's like NIGHT and DAY.
on /pol/ you can just make your ragebait poston /tv/ you've gotta think of a way to do it by framing it as a question about a film or potential filmfor example, if you want to make a thread about hating women, post that morning glory milking farm image and ask people to cast itit's just more fun obfuscating things
Hollywood seriously wants us to believe that having women in the military is a good idea
>>217386665Her tits are the only thing worth talking about tho
>>217386647>women work support jobs irl and it works out fineIt actually doesn't.
Which one is a better GF a farm girl or an army girl?
>>217386833Unless a military chick gets snatched up immediately by one guy, she is going to get a lot of dick.
>>217386618Rush, Telford, Lt. Hooters and Sgt. Hooch carried that shitshow.
manthis board makes me feel like partying
>Darth TyranusAre these niggas serious?George hate is overblown, like 80% off all shitty Star Wars ideas come from hacks with zero creativity just redoing Georges original ideas again but worse
>>217385690Hes called Sith and Sidious in Georges notes from the 1980s
>>217385659vader means father in dutch
>>217386758imagine if luke knew dutch
>>217384985
darth icky
What movie are you putting on in this situation?
>>217386563>UFCShort for Ultra Faggots Congregation lmao
i invited them as a joke i had no idea they'd all show up
sausage party
>>217384427Snakes on a Plane
putting on every inch of that room being covered in blood and bone and viscera in the next five seconds
Is the X-Files the greatest show ever created?
>>217381933>>217381976>>217382280>>217386572Why does everyone on this show give off this raw sex energy?
>>217383544Lea Teoni I think she was in Bad Boyz with Willy Smithe
>>217386623It was originally called the Sex Files, but couldn't get passed the censors.
>>217386750
>>217382611Clyde Bruckman's is my favorite episode of anything, ever, but I would guess it's number 2 on the list anon mentioned, with Jose Chung's in the 1 slot.
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Our girls edition.
>together 4 years>in 30s>not engaged or marriedOOF>>217386814Yes of course. You misspelt Rachel tho
>>217386836>>217386836Don't talk about my crush like that. She'll be my golden retriever gf.
>>217386823think Jack, Rachel + one other at the end. maybe Roxy or Faraz.
>>217386605Rachel posted an instagram a few days ago about “Be Kind! It’s only a game!” So she is 100% going to betray Stephen and it getting ahead of the onslaught she’s about to receive.
>>217386871Post screencap.
>>217373796I don't get it.
>>217383518That’s ok anon
>>217373796LMAOOO
>>217373796lmao
>>217373796FUCKING LOST
Claim your comfy 2000s comedy.
>>217386658Your loss. Genuinely. It's a funny and sweet movie that actually has likeable characters.
>>217386658We already know you’re brown you don’t need to broadcast it that hard
>>217386658I enjoyed this movie quite a bit before I learned it was Jason Segel's one-sided personal vendetta against Linda Cardellini
Is this show still worth watching as a Gen Z'er?
>>217386816Yeah, but pirate it. There are multiple episodes pulled from streaming and not only are they great episodes the seasons have overarching plots.
>>217386816>as a Gen Z'er?It has some pretty edgy jokes. There is a Mel Gibbson joke and a full on black fave joke too
She is 29 years old in real life with nipple piercings, a kid and a divorce. Who thought it was a good idea to cast her as cherished and beloved video game character Lara Croft?
>>217386684Why are you so hung up on nipple piercings? You know they are removable right? Anyways, who would you cast?
>>217386742Subhumans get them. Garbage tier people get them. If I had to pick someone from Hollywood, probably Kate Beckinsale.
>>217386742Crystal Reed was okay. Maybe she is too old now. Angelina Jolie was massive star power. No way any sequels can top it.
>>217386742Hayley atwell
>>217386684If you get nipple piercings, does that mean your kid can't feed as well? That's really sad if so, breast feeding objectively results in smarter people. It should be considered abuse to intentionally do things that hinder that. I get trying and failing, but not even trying cuz you mutilated your nips is sad.
Paramount has just put YOU in charge of Star Trek and given you the budget and authority to do whatever the hell you want with the franchise. What do you do, Anon?
>>217386636>nerd show is just drivel designed specifically for nerds ijbol
>>217386703right, keep watching flash animated trash with LE BACON NARWHALS "humor" whole telling yourself it's the closest thing to actual star trek
>>217382050Remake of Master and Commander in space
>>217386779I meant closest for nutrek. The bar’s low.
>>217382050Put scantily clad hot women in it
