[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / vm / vmg / vr / vrpg / vst / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / pw / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / vt / wsg / wsr / x / xs] [Settings] [Search] [Mobile] [Home]
Board
Settings Mobile Home
/tv/ - Television & Film

Name
Spoiler?[]
Options
Subject
Comment
Verification
4chan Pass users can bypass this verification. [Learn More] [Login]
File[]
  • Please read the Rules and FAQ before posting.

08/21/20New boards added: /vrpg/, /vmg/, /vst/ and /vm/
05/04/17New trial board added: /bant/ - International/Random
10/04/16New board for 4chan Pass users: /vip/ - Very Important Posts
[Hide] [Show All]


[Advertise on 4chan]

[Catalog] [Archive]

Why does everyone blame her when she wasnt the one who threw the map in the river
113 replies and 12 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>217457237
more surface area to cum on
>>
you dont even need to add a supernatural element to their navigation, they constantly outwardly decide to change direction or try something else
if they just picked any single direction and kept going they would eventually end up ANYWHERE ELSE.
>>
>>217453840
The witch possessed Josh to throw the map in the river. Just like how she made him go to the house in the middle of the night.
>>
>>217455182
It was back in the good ol' days. They went all out making a website so when you google'd it you'd be told shit was real yo.
>>
File: 1760343650507759.png (1.43 MB, 2048x2048)
1.43 MB
1.43 MB PNG
I remember how shitless scared I was as a child during the tent scene, like that shit had my adrenaline pumping. Never have experienced anything quite like it and probably never will again.

Meanwhile my parents were just frustrated saying the movie was just teenagers screaming all the time. Guess they were right in a way, but that such a superficial way of viewing this movie.

File: hqdefault[1].jpg (11 KB, 480x360)
11 KB
11 KB JPG
10 replies and 2 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
and the general vanished, the shills dispersed. pathetic dreck humans
>>
>>217461364
The first 2 episodes genuinely captured my attention and made me think, especially because the normies were such utter plebs about it.

Then nothing happened for the rest
>>
>>217461388
In 2028 when the show returns and they need a cameo to boost interest.
>>
>>217463259
You're a pile of human garbage anon
>>
>>217461364
turns out nobody cares about watching some old bitch grouch for six hours

>film starts out with a quote on a black screen
>>
>>
When a man makes a beast of himself, he gets rid of the pain of being a man.
>>
>>217463006
david bowie was a chomo

File: download.jpg (35 KB, 1200x675)
35 KB
35 KB JPG
Why are there so few movies set in Australian cities?
>>
There's a bunch but the city setting is usually less important. The Babadook is set in Adelaide for example.

At a guess, our cities don't impart a very strong atmosphere onto movies the way famous American cities do. Weirdly, books have done a better job capturing this. Monkey Grip by Helen Garner is famous for being very Melbourne.
>>
>>217463932
because you'd think the movies are set in china or india and not australia
>>
>>217463932
The government requires their quota of abo shit and red dirt
>>
>>217464077
You reminded me of Mr. Nice Guy which is a Hong Kong kung fu film with Jackie Chan set in Melbourne.

File: spurcuck.jpg (123 KB, 1290x685)
123 KB
123 KB JPG
>that mcgriddle isn't sitting well, better wash it down with some Popovs
126 replies and 10 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>217463848
Sounds more like an overeating issue. I used to subsist off of nothing but shitty gas station food, burritos, and cheap vodka. Was still underweight the entire time.
>>
fast food is obviously unhealthy but medicine has gotten so good that you can severely fuck up your health and still have a long life, look at how many morbidly obese "people" manage to live to an old age.
Unrelated but I just remembered this kino WKUK skit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOyjzE1vcD4
>>
>>217458714
Everything is a reverse psychology psyop. They asked him to do it because they were about to turn all their natural food into poisonous slop anyway. So now everyone was distracted by adding the health options that NO ONE buys, and removing that Supersize option, that no one noticed the buns and cheese were plastic and every ingredient they used was paired with fillers and chemicals that disrupt people's endocrine system and rot their digestive system
>>
>>217460114
Idk maybe the way to go about isn't acting like a smug faggot, what a concept
>>
>>217454852
You forgot he me too'd himself

File: 1743224692764984.png (63 KB, 228x210)
63 KB
63 KB PNG
>It's the beards
>>
>they still are
>>
File: .jpg (73 KB, 1280x534)
73 KB
73 KB JPG

File: 1764868988186723.webm (2.81 MB, 1280x720)
2.81 MB
2.81 MB WEBM
>8.4 on IMDb
95 replies and 18 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>217460391
Stephen Norrington directed Blade 1.
>>
i understand the vision, but the movie is too sloppy
>>
>>217462511
>why did batman not use any of his gadgets against Bane, instead of a fist fight in the street
>>
>>217456456
Bad AI? lmao
>>
File: Batman Smile.jpg (16 KB, 750x375)
16 KB
16 KB JPG
>>217454300
The scene where the cop dies and then it hard cuts to the Bat Mobile driving away.

File: AP.jpg (28 KB, 339x293)
28 KB
28 KB JPG
OH BEHAVE /TV/
>>
File: austin.gif (1.98 MB, 400x300)
1.98 MB
1.98 MB GIF
>In Goldmember Austin timetravels back 27 years
>If the movie had come out today Austin would be timetraveling back to 1999
>>
>>217462596
I rewatched these movies, the second one is a masterpiece, the first one was ok, the third one had a lot of good jokes but some felt too forced. I think they ran out of steam and that's why it ended there.
>>
File: austinlovestransgirls.png (227 KB, 635x757)
227 KB
227 KB PNG
>>
File: 1758251514128067.jpg (22 KB, 686x386)
22 KB
22 KB JPG
>>217463814

File: 11969213545616.jpg (602 KB, 2415x3607)
602 KB
602 KB JPG
Why is autoerotic asphyxiation so common among celebrities?
9 replies omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>217464005
I think robin Williams was suicide
>>
>>217464005
So you have 1. The one that was already posted before. Great job.
>>
>>217464035
Michael Madsen
Matthew Perry
>>
>>217464035
Gandolfini, because his erotic fixation was food and booze and he died taking a shit. It's like the italian version, whatever happened there
>>
>>217464022
>His death was ruled a suicide by hanging.
Just a few years after he made a movie about someone dying from autoerotic asphyxiation? Very convenient

File: star trek is dead.jpg (132 KB, 1200x887)
132 KB
132 KB JPG
>cry at every new tv show and movie that comes out
>wont stop talking about them
>wont stop making video essays about them
I have alt right fatigue
121 replies and 27 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>217460868
bad timing OP. just this week they talked about the new westeros show and they werent crying about it

>>217460995
nerdshit, the stuff we have been talking about before the age of woke
>>
>>217463961
So stop giving them things to complain about.
At the very least stop explicitly capturing entertainment products people like, and fucking them up on purpose(which they know they're doing, and will admit to).
The disgruntled nerd sphere isn't even "the right", as I have tried to explain to you before. These are people who literally like the fact that Star Trek used to depict a race blind egalitarian utopia where people had transcended the need for money.
>you're a racist because your favorite character is Benjamin Sisko.
Yeah, nah. You've got them pegged, bro.
>>
>>217461581
what was the price? catching up in subscriber numbers?
>>
Imagine coming to 4chong to complain about youtube slop videos about slop television
>>
>>217460868
It's so funny that there is more audience for movie reaction of old stuff then whatever hollywood shits out in the current year. Normies hate leftoids now.

File: twin peaks.jpg (37 KB, 382x288)
37 KB
37 KB JPG
Admit it, it's better for the network to meddle and force Lynch to reveal the killer early and kill the show off while it was still popular than letting him put every retarded nonsense that popped up in his head onscreen until its inevitable premature cancellation.
>>
would have been better not to make this sporkslop
>>
Damn good coffee though
>>
It certainly gave Twin Peaks a cool meta twist where after solving the mystery the show lost track and became worse and stupid and then Lynch had to come back and make it kino again. It's kinda fun when real life affects media, just like those 2 final episodes of Evangelion being the way they are because of budget or The Dark Tower books turning weird after King's van accident etc
>>
>>217464011
>masturbatory surrealism is good
S2 wouldn't even last 22 episodes if lynch was given free rein like he was in the return and we ended up with more schizo shlock and no concrete narrative.

File: l-intro-1674665470.jpg (281 KB, 1600x900)
281 KB
281 KB JPG
GO GREEN RANGER GO!
8 replies and 2 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>217463738
I just learned he was in the IDF
>>
I forrgot how light speed the pace and constant ramping up of hype this show was. Tired simile but its literally like if a crackhead was a show
>>
>>217463648
KWADB
>>
File: 1766355885415166.jpg (48 KB, 690x690)
48 KB
48 KB JPG
>>217463846
>killed himself for no reason
This nigga tried to be like Kurt Cobain
>>
CRACKASAURUS!
https://youtube.com/shorts/VBBS7VESPjs?si=dPt3xqNTwD72_mly

File: hq720.jpg (57 KB, 686x386)
57 KB
57 KB JPG
>Hollywood hates us because we pay bonuses
>>
They hate them because they're anus.
>>
>>217463897
vaxx status?
>>
why is there an Art Bell poster is this soft disclosure?
>>
jew status,?
>>
>>217463897
that would make sense

File: blackfyre.jpg (38 KB, 250x340)
38 KB
38 KB JPG
>>217450158
163 replies and 44 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
File: 1448162314669.jpg (33 KB, 286x400)
33 KB
33 KB JPG
>>217463753
We live in the timeline where Gurm channelled his TWoW block not on more D&E but on arse boils.
>>
>>217463580
Maybe the one ser Arlan saw once? It was sick and size of a dog though
>>
>>217463872
That's exactly what I meant
>>
>>217461589
In the book the guy is laughing his ass off even when he's just mounting his horse, and you're surprised he's quirky? Besides, all the major Baratheons have had temperamental, large than life personalities, so it tracks.
>Ser Lyonel Baratheon also fought several notable matches. Against lesser foes, he would often break into booming laughter the moment they touched his shield, and laugh all the time he was mounting and charging and knocking them from their stirrups. If his challengers wore any sort of crest on their helm, Ser Lyonel would strike it off and fling it into the crowd. The crests were ornate things, made of carved wood or shaped leather, and sometimes gilded and enameled or even wrought in pure silver, so the men he beat did not appreciate this habit, though it made him a great favorite of the commons. Before long, only crestless men were choosing him.
>>
It’s funny that the gen is better when the show is worse. I miss HOTD.

File: Sasha Calle.png (266 KB, 426x300)
266 KB
266 KB PNG
Why are actresses like this?
72 replies and 10 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>217463902
>Sophia Lillis
YOU FUCKING LIE!
>>
>>217461979
It's one of 3 things
1) They got molested by a man and hate being a desirable woman which is why they dyke out and eventually troon out, by which point they've aged enough that youthful folly can't fuel the LARP anymore so they -ACK or try to reverse it, which is impossible once it's done.
2) They are, like 99% of women, Chadsexual and got rejected by some pretty boy Chad so, in some weird and demented way, they want to BE him and pretend to be men and date women. Again, this always leads to -ACK.
3) They were, in their own imagination, undesirable as women and thus pretend to be men. Much like Reddit leftists who troon out because they think being a man is what's causing them all their problems in life, not being a fucking loser with no discipline.

She's straight and wants men and men only BUT only the men she THINKS she deserves. Anyone other than doesn't even exist to her so she'd rather play house with some other bitch.
>>
>>217461979
She looks like a man in both photos
>>
>>217464073
Youre forgetting women being "coochie snorchered" and internet/academia gaslighting.
>>
>>217464020
isn't it obvious? she has massive dyke vibes.


[Advertise on 4chan]

Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10]
[1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10]
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.