Oh I get it they are called TIE fighters because they are shaped like bow ties
>>217344549>Fat people exist in the Star Wars universeThis is the change to the lore that I WILL NOT ACCEPT
>>217345357And they were impossible to find even in the 80s. They were that popular.
>>217344431Because lucas is a fucking hack
>>217345531The bartender in SW is fat. One of the dancers in RotJ (original good edition) is fat too. OH and the rancor keeper guy, so it's ok.
Chud finally met his favorite actress Sophia "Monke" Lillis!
>>217344316this the type of nigga to feel cucked when his dad kisses his mom
>>217344316i often think thisthere's a qt clerk where i get my groceries and i'm always hyperaware that her genitals are within reach whenever i interact with her
>>217344281Nice of her to humour them
>>217344358
>>217344316
this happened
>>217345430>>217345469Will smith is a fucking cuckfag
nope but i wish it did!
>>217345392Wow, he must really be sick of those Harry Potter fans for things to have gotten this bad
>>217345392yes, i saw it on Family Guy
>>217345392>This was a fat incel shooter in 1949.
ASSASSINKINO IS BACK ON THE MENU, PEDESTRIANS
someone just needs to take his format and not be cringe about it all. No reason at all the have regulars or anything.
Times you acted like an elite comedy assassin, /tv/?
the only one I like is Ari, he is genuinely talented but he needs to jump ship as soon as he can
>>217345518the guy that was funny for literally 2 minutes once and then became as cringy and tired out like the rest of his "regular """"talllents"""" "? oh for sure b, beast of a cawmedian
>>217345549why are you talking like one of those comedy drama channels
Watching Malcolm in the middle and you see just how far we’ve fallen. People aren't all on the internet. Kids are doing hobbies and playing outside. It was almost like racism had disappeared.What happened? Did occupy wall street really scare some people? Was it normies getting on social media? Did demographic change make it all inevitable? Was it a perfect storm of gender, race and class relations tanking?Feels like all of the optimism and hope is gone. Post fav eps and scenes.
>>217340279>i astral-projected "no" to my boyfriend twelve times last night but he continued raping me just because my physical body was sucking him off and eating his ass
>>217340279>I sent my boss an email requesting raise on Earth-9591 but he still didn't give me a one just because I'm a woman
>>217344761What's your problem with it? It's one of my all time favourite sitcoms.
>>217345047NTA and I don't hate the show or anything I find it's comfy but it never really made me laugh, most of the scenes would just make go "huh.... that's weird" like somehow they were all so neurotic it stops being funny.>Lois finds magazines of bikini babes that Reese jacks off so she spends like 300$ in polaroid film to physically cut out and past her face all over single woman in his magazineshuh.... that's weird>Hal is fully naked at the dinner table while the kids are eating breakfast and Lois is shaving his bodyhuh.... that's weirdand so on
>>217345389I know what you mean. A lot of sitcoms are a bit weird and MITM is no exception. It definitely made me laugh a lot. A big part of it's appeal for me is how it cleverly and sensitively deals with the trials of adolescence, especially growing up with brothers which I could strongly relate to. Also Cranston is so good in it. It's crazy that's not even his major claim to fame these days.
So the ending of Game of Thrones was the planned ending for the books?
>>217345110Why do you think GRRM has been stuck for the past decade?
Why do you think it has took so long
>>217345110well the whole thing is copied from the actual war of the roses so it's not like he could change it
>>217345110>be so retardedly subversive that even your fans think the ending was awful>still can’t bring yourself to not be a degenerate little postmodern bitch so you just never finishing the seriesI fucking hate that man.
Why isn't anyone watching?
>>217345218>imagine the stench of cigarettes on her breathI love this so much. Getting a boner already.
>>217345218>>217345317honestly it's kino>first date>nervous about hygiene>making out >little tastes of cigarettesbonerrrrrr
>>217335297>>217336612I want to see odessa's a'zion
>>217330830Believe it or not, LA and really all of California is the white man's land. The population of mexicans when it was part of Mexico was ~7,000 total. It was nothing before white settlers came, just empty land and occasional natives.
>>217335297>computer, remove the noise ring and give her a big bush just like her hair. full bladder
Now that the dust has settled, what went wrong?
>>217343604>Season 1 is goodlol
>Oh boy, we're in charge of adapting one of the most popular videogame franchises of all time! Let's think about what to do!>Lets... not even hire writers who played the games! It's always a good idea to have your writers not personally know what made a franchise so popular in the first place!>Hmmm... master chief is always wearing his helmet in the series... That's a problem. The audience would be unable to form a real bond with a quiet helmeted protagonist in a scifi. That has never been done before, especially on Disney+>Hmmm, sure, humanity is being genocided by the billions and their very existence is at risk, but let's focus half of our story on the human centered rebellion>And let's let Master Chief show some emotion while we're at it! Hmmm... instead of having his emotions ground down from a childhood in a harsh military upbringing that eroded all sense of individuality, lets... have it all suppressed by a chip in their head! And when they pull it out, let's have him rage and cry!>Oh, and we need to see his ass cheeks!!!>Wait, let's go back to the topic of the human rebels... lets... have a bratty chink teenage rebel as the second most important character in the show! We need to make her a chosen one archetype and give her half of the show's attention!Gee I fucking wonder
>>217342052The people making it hating Halo probably didn't help
>>217345031Was this the most brutal cucking on tv?
>>217344467Good image.
>>217344467pretty much
>>217342236What are the last three good movies you've watched?
>it's another "shameless porn addict uncs talking about things they don't understand" thread
>>217342368sydney advanced feminism 200 years
>Here's a memo. RIP Dilberts
ahem
>>217344582I found it pretty absurd when he started posting and right wing media went nuts and started worshipping him. like who fucking cares he just doesn't wanna be around niggers, that is literally every intelligent white person
>>217345026He always seemed to be in favor of some kind meritocratic authoritarianism.
>>217344215what is wrong with his tie?
>>217344215it's funny with sound though.
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>>217345241they are rather cool specially like that ball apocalypse idea lol. But i cant stand the MC who always looking like he wants to vomit or always drunk.
Just watched Contamination (1980). It's by far the weakest of the Ian McCulloch Italian splatter trilogy (the others, of course, being Zombie and Dr. Butcher M.D/Zombie Holocaust). It's still got some great gore gags with people literally exploding from alien eggs in their bodies, but not much to offer besides that. It's got major pacing issues. I know this one has its fans and I'll probably reevaluate it at some point for me right now it'd a solid 5/10 (Average)
>>217344348Samara Weaving, cootie patootie and Agent Smith's niece.
>>217345190I have to work out which one of these I didn't watch during my Amicus binge>>217344820>>217344994Meh this one is kind of weak but Hammer has a lot more 60s comfyIt's been a while since I watched The Projected Man, might put that on>>217345440Between the eggs and the terrorists I love it. It's comfy, gloopy, and retarded>>217345496>Agent Smith's niece./Mindblown
>>217345072I did the same a few years ago and for me Dominion is a 7 while Beginning is a 4 at best. Dominion is a legit movie, like you said it got a coherent narrative, Beginning is clearly a mess caused by dumb producers, you have a ton of uselless CGI and the female lead goes from a real actress to a blonde bimbo that nearly make out with the priest. Goddamn Pedowood and it's vices.
Is it about height or about penis size? Both are kinda mean
>>217343707Its like that in every country. Not only in America
>>217340669is there anything 21st century tiktok whores aren't capable of turning into self-promoting goonerbait at this point?
>>217344805hol' up...let them cook...
>>217344841?
>>217339788This
What do we think of Mr House in the Fallout television series?
>>217343440>ugly people can't exist in fallout!k
>>217341505good performance, dogshit writing
>>217341669except Ella
>>217344527have you considered the other two vaults are just inbred stock to create controllable dumb super mutants? I agree though that there's nothing in these vaults that would suggest any super mutant stuff though.
>>217343542they showed a dead supermutant in the enclave in season 1
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>>217345454immense kino
>>217345454I walked out of the theatre after this.
>There.
>diagonally What did he mean by this
>Kiefer Sutherland has been arrested for allegedly telling an Uber driver, "pull over or I'll kill you."
>>217345426Based. Any sane westerner is sick to death of all these third world Uber drivers who have no respect for the rules of the road.
>>217345426He still thinks he's Jack Bauer trying to commandeer the car to save the president.
He saw what Nick R did + had to get the nepo on
WORDS THAT KILL
>>217345493>Nick R
