>"Our armies are in full retreat across all fronts, we have no reserves or ammunition, the Russians have completely encircled Berlin and severely outnumber us">"Okay I hereby command Steiner to form an elite unit of highly-trained forces and attack here, here and here with 10,000 men and rive the Russians back to the river.">"Sir we don't have -- ">"REEEEEEE STOP BETRAYING ME" *proceeds to sperg out*
he was probably in argentina by that time
>>217465749>BRINGE TO ME A FEGELEIN>FEGELEIN>FEGELEIN, FEGELEIN, FEGELEIN
>>217465768With a short stop in new york to get his bonus before retirement
>>217465749>should we tell him?>bah the war is over at that point>plus he is capable of having me executedThat was probably the entire last year of the war, if not more.
>CHOOSE THE FORM OF THE DESTRUCTOR
>>217461394
>tfw you will never get an unsolicited hand job from a ghost
If Disney adapt Ratatouile into a live action movie, Linguini or Collette will be black.
>>217465510bend over, I'll explain it to you.
>>217465472All that matters is the zucchini will still be green.
>>217465654>who cares Chud it's not YOUR moneyYou're the same queen from the thread whining about MAGA aren't you
>>217465654You know how sensitive this board is when they see blacks
Fuck off OPYour purpose to make this thread is not genuine conversation, it's just to bait people into posting *THAT* image and getting that gratification
>zero international appeal unlike American soaps that came before it or contemporary drama shows>zero cultural relevance>Yet its cast are the biggest and most recognizable stars currently in the world Is euphoria a masonic rite of passage?
>>217464507>zero international appealwhat is this statement based onyou know HBO loicenses its shows out internationally right
>>217465791european moms grew up watching little house on the prairie/dallas/dynasty/bold and beautiful/young and restless/santa barbara/beverly hills/charmed/smallville/the OC/one tree hillnot a single 14-25 year old is growing up watching euphoria so either shit-phoria is shit or america has lost its soft power
>>21746585530 year old high schoolers has been a thing since beverly hills
>>217465871ask any europoor about euphoria and they ll tell you its one of their favourite eurovision song
>>217465887very true. and it was mocked and laughed at then.
>he won't watch the highest rated narrative miniseries of 2025 because emotions are for women and he hates his mother or something idk
>>217463049This show is 100% korean cuck shit. >>217465782Not gookshit
>>217463049Korea only makes good thrillers, I don't touch anything else they shit out.
>>217463049I tried watching it and it was just characters having unfocussed rambling conversations. not being a hater.
>>217465793You won't because you'll be outed for watching the same crap as everyone else, no real taste preferences just whatever was shoveled in front of your face by western streaming platforms. Totally not like the other guys you just all happen to watch the same crap you've been corralled into watching, the sopranos, the wire, mad men, I know your type.
>>217465821Try putting down your phone.
This is not ok
The first Stig, ancient paintings tell he would ride dinosaurs.
Some say he invented the mud cookie... and that he built a functioning Mercedes out of wood.
>8 KB, 220x194Agreed. Not ok.
>>217465438Stig's Nigerian Cousin
>>217465462>"It looks as though The Nigs driven off in our reasonably priced car. Really should've seen that one coming. Well, on that bombshell, GOODNIGHT!"
How did Mace Windu manage to beat Palpatine 1v1?
>>217460731It was dark, he couldn't see. They had training lightsabers. Looked real enoughThe Jedi were makin' on move. He had to get it onThey insulted him a little bitB, They hit himand those weren't his younglings anywayFucking deathsticks. They're all over Coruscant. He never shoulda started with that shit.
>>217460540OUT THE WINDU
>>217460540why didn't Anakin just fly the eagles to the high ground?
>>217462615Considering how Movie Grievous was as far from Genndy Grievous as possible, I beleive it. Lucas wants his villains to be pathetic sacks at the end of the day who only win when the good guys are corrupted.
>>217465706I don’t know how you made the leap in logic that Palpatine is a pathetic sad sack for being able to recognize his shortcomings but still being able to overcome them by channeling his strengths. Lest you forget the movies also show that Palpatine could overpower Yoda.
Is this an upgrade?
>>217462656I read this as stink.
>>217447378maybe they coughed while describing to their llm what it should look like
>>217452867Some brave souls tried that during the eugenics wars but eventually they were stopped by enlightened faggots.Things kinda worked themselves out for a while but eventually faggots, niggers and niggerfaggots infected everything and slowly destroyed it.
They're casting literally ugly people now for normal roles
>>217447289lol What a contrast.
Did you Up the Irons when you saw 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple?
Everytime I see this pepe it reminds me of rob corddry
>>217465019>he said, in a maiden threadlmao
>>217465388where is Bruces teleprompter?
>>217465441every chorus is him repeating the song title 10 times
>>217464890It was KINO
ITT actors that should be cast in roles within movies that involve giving happy endings.
>>217461469
>>217462503DELETE THIS
>>217462503Nice
>>217461480fpbp
>>217462503I thought these AI engines prohibited child pron, why is there a baby dick in this webm?
what does /tv/ think about this? worth watching or nah?
God. nothing but youtube thumbnails in that pic.
>The big climax of the movie is....a guy just standing against the wallAt least add some inhuman screech to let us know the bel-air witch is there looking for them to eat them or something, not just them STANDING because it may be confused for a silly prank
>>217465629>>217465752slenderman?
>>217465839Winning.
The only good Lovecraftian film
>>217465862Jesus FILENAME Christ.
>>217465879But yesterday.....
This never sat right with me. Fat, short, ugly, asshole with no redeeming qualities
>>217465578He was a bottom, though.
gays are simultaneously incredibly picky and incredibly loose with their potential matesat first they choose only the best and most virile men but the more they go down the rabbithole (or manhole, hahaha) they get more into degenerate stuff and their standards lowerthe fact that there are only so many gay people to choose from also is a contributing factor. In metropolitan gay clubs it is expected for everyone to have fucked everyone else. Imagine how it is in some small town out of the big city. You take what you get.
>>217465586maybe he was a power bottom
>>217465369Only gay dude in a small New England town, any port in a storm
>>217465369its a reversal of the hot wife/schlubby husband trope. Vito was the fat ugly stay at home wife and Cakes was the chad blue collar husband. Bravo Chase.
She should star in a Tarantino movie. I'd watch that.
>>217462151“Been saving it all week for you, baby!”
shes a super qt
>>217458894and let me guess that's a man isn't it
>>217465773I'll try everything once
>>217463991very Indian post
>The Pilot episode is the 9th episode of season 2Pls tell me there aren't anymore flashback episodes this is really dull and the thrust of the plot has just been stopped dead in its tracks.
SUCKPISSARMENIAN MONEY TRAIN
>>217465670There is no other flashback episode.IIRC this one was done because the makeup team needed more time to get a certain scar effect correctly.Also, you don’t know what pilot means.
