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>DEAD SEA 2024
After being rescued from a brutal shark attack, they soon discover they are trapped aboard an organ harvesting vessel.
Staring Isabel Gravitt of "The Watchers" and "Your Friends and Neighbors" fame.
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>>215529882
>Staring Isabel Gravitt of "The Watchers" and "Your Friends and Neighbors

lol both of those shows have BMWF couples
Isabela has black boyfriend in the watchers one
woke trash
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Nah
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>>215529952
I will now consume your media
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Seems interesting, unironically.

Is this worth a watch? I started watching it, but less than 5 minutes in I'm treated to le empowered 9yo daughter shooting up baddies though she's never handled a gun before, so I turned it off, disgusted. Will it redeem itself if I just push through? I already know about the scooter scene.
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Friendly reminder that Goldeneye is the name of Flemmings estate in Jamacia, which is currently being butt-fucked by a category 5 hurricane.

Facts.
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I'm a sailor and the boat scenes are kino. Wouldn't want to maintain all that varnished wood though.

I want a movie where Bond just lives in Jamaica, drinking vodka, sailing, banging hot exotic babes, fishing, drinking vodka, sailing and banging the occasional stuck-up english rose between exotic women. M contacts him occassionally because the world needs to be saved and Bond tells xim to go fuck xerself.

Is that too much to ask?
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>>215530107
>vodka
I think you mean rum you classless fag lord.
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>>215529485
Consider getting screened for autism if not already diagnosed.
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>>215530107
I don't care what you guys say these asses are big enough and fine quality.

was always too late and bumbling
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>>215528284
Ineffectual whites am I right, just like the Republicans!
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>>215528284
That's the point. He's also the best character in the movie
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>>215528284
he did a few things wrong:
he took something that wasn't his
he fucked that up by keeping the satchel
he fucked it up further by bringing water to the lone dying survivor

he did nothing but fuck up the entire film.
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He was the Dad who stepped up
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>>215528284
>bumbling idiot
>totally ineffectual
>desperate cuck who worships an ugly negress and raises another man's kid
This is what PTA thinks of you

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i don't get it
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>>215525459
me in the back
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>>215525459
The books about alcoholism. The film takes the spooky approach. both are good but honestly the ending doesnt really matter. the books ending is garbage, films a slight improvement
>>215528391
>In Magick (Book 4), Crowley asserted that Baphomet was a divine androgyne and "the hieroglyph of arcane perfection", seen as that which reflects: "What occurs above so reflects below, or As above so below"
>Matthew 6:10 Set the world right; Do what's best - as above, so below.
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>>215529061
which one?
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>>215525653
kek
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>>215525880
Somebody please post the webm.
TIA.

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>Jon Stewart Says He’s “Working on Staying” on as ‘Daily Show’ Host
Why can't he walk away?
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>>215528629
>His brother is the fucking head of the goddamn NYSE
Sauce. That makes sense, but I want to verify it.
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>>215528670
>Leno
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>>215528730
Illiterate clown.
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>>215528291
because Trump is a gold mine for show hosts in america
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>>215528291
his name isn't stewart, that's cultural appropriation and deception

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>I spent 40 years perfect the art of putting raw fish on rice.
Well done, Jiro, you are very good at putting raw fish on rice.
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Jiro nightmares of ass rape

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>gay people
>each of them had women and had sex with them
>you've never had a woman
why is it so unfair?
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Try becoming gay, maybe you'll get women that way.
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It was written by a woman so they had to be potentially bi.
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>>215530026
Not everyone on /tv/ is Indian. Some of us have wives and girlfriends.
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Them girls out west had slim pickin' for a man back in the day.
Cowboys didn't have to compete with hundreds of thousands of other men on the internet to find a lady.
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Because you're an incel who wines about his lack of pussy on 4chan instead of going outside.

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For fuck sake, really?
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>>215526896
>starting 13m41s into the movie
>Seems we have an update
>current velocity indicates
>that the object will go sub-orbital
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>>215528823
you are functionally retarded and illiterate, stop replying to me, I won't take the bait
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>>215528918
>doesn’t know what a hypersonic weapon is
>rejects what happens in the retarded movie and replaces it with head canon
The state of you. The movie was shit, deal with it.
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>>215528328
She's 74 now.
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Uhh, Crashbros?
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>>215530077
Nigger
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>>215529887
Can we get a new CTR instead
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>>215529887
hooray! more stuff for childless 30 year olds
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>>215530077
Nincompoop
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>a bunch of marines armed to the teeth have trouble with humanoid insects that can only attack at melee range and nerfed acid blood

This is honestly quite the ridiculous movie. Turns an unique space horror into actionslop.
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>>215527990
She speculated, based on the report from the Nostromo ground team of thousands of eggs, that there could be more than one colonist infected. Again, part of her report that was ignored. She told the Marines as much in the pre-mission briefing, but at that point they were already in orbit above LV-426 and only had what they brought with them.

>>215528117
Had every Marine been firing wildly in there once the shit broke out, the reactor might have melted down sooner and nobody survived, ultimately. More of the Marines would have survived the initial contact, but the dropship would have still crashed and they'd still have been in a bad situation.
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>>215528772
Anon there are legion of middle brow faggots that love and promote prometheus. You should be correct but unfortunately you aren't.
>>215526644
The base in aliens should have been called Roark's drift
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>>215528626
Alien resurrection is based and who do I have to fuck to get off this board
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Everyone complaining about Gorman is simply using 20/20 hindsight and not viewing his decisions on what his character knows at the time.

They have no idea about the Alien queen or the eggs in the base. They only know about Ripley stating 1000s of eggs on the spaceship many many miles away.

They have no idea about the xeno life cycle other than reports from Ripley who was seen as a kook.

There was no evidence of a mass horde of xenos waiting for them. The battle in the compound was over, no evidence of anything remaining on the motion sensors and after they sweeped.

They didn't know if the colonists were even dead at that point, though the fact they were all together in a non living space should have been suspicious.

Gorman followed correct procedures. He had no good reason to withdraw his squad after finding out about the reactor and probably would have faced disciplinary for not going on. His squad had at least 4 incinerators and small arms to protect themselves. (Again if you argue against this it is only because YOU know there are 100+ xenos waiting).

After they are ambushed he orders the squad to fall back and use the incinerators for suppressing fire. This was entirely the correct order. He was undermined by the ill discipline of vasquez and drake firing and causing chaos.
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I'm glad people are finally starting to turn around on Aliens. It's not bad, it's actually pretty good, but it's overrated. People putting it in the same league as Terminator 1/2 never sat right with me. It's actually one of James Cameron's weakest films. Sure did influence a shit ton of good vidya and comics, at least.

Did you like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake?
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>>215529968
I don't think they were from Texas, they just went to Mexico for weed.
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>>215525617
Didn't even realize thats John tucker
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>Biel will never ask for your last wish before stabbing you to death.
sad
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>>215530079
I prefer the lady on the right

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Why the MTV bumpers so fucking scary, were they part of some MKUltra type of shit?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DdQdF0560Uc
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>>215529955
Stuff like that was considered edgy back then.
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>>215529955
>MKUltra
100%

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>>215529974
Normalfags only got into OPM because of the fights even though the original reason it got popular and adapted in the first place from ONE was because of its comedy and characters. S3 is adapting the MA arc which is mediocre and to top it off it doesn’t have flashy sakuga to keep the attention of normalfags. A slideshow after 6 year gap is indefensible as well. Series from a decade ago have better movement and motion. Contemporary work from Mappa and UFOtable shows have better animation as well. There’s no excuse
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>>215530068
weebs will eat it up anyway. not like they have any standards
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>>215528244
It's over. I would say just stick to the manga, but it's not like that's ever going to get finished.
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>one frame man
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>tranime
Grow up

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>here's your Hermione Granger bro!
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>>215521080
The child molesters who watched the HP movies for Emma are very embarrassed to be doing the same for a little brown girl
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>>215521080
MUDBLOOD
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>>215528830
Do you have any idea how big nostalgia is for millennials? The majority of people watching will be aging millennials into their 40s when this finally airs. This is not made for new kids.
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>>215521080
'no!'
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>>215521080
Fuck you mudbloody, saar!

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>>215529889
Me on the right
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>>215529699
>4A. (a) The rights of a Jew under this Law and the rights of an oleh under the Nationality Law, 5712-1952***, as well as the rights of an oleh under any other enactment, are also vested in a child and a grandchild of a Jew, the spouse of a Jew, the spouse of a child of a Jew and the spouse of a grandchild of a Jew, except for a person who has been a Jew and has voluntarily changed his religion.
Shut your filthy maw, you substandard lampshade
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>>215529923
so everyone in America works for the CIA? when is my check arriving?
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>>215529484
>"Ever since I was young, I knew I would marry prime Madonna and beat the fuck out of her.”
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>>215529484
He's black on the inside. He wish he were black, just like Ben Stiller


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