Virgin mummy>3000 years of no pussy (incel)>Collects bugs (weirdo)>Kidnaps the girl (perv)Chad archaeologist>One-liners sharper than his jawline>Collects guns>Gets the girl
>>214330861me. he is LITERALLY me
You picked the insects off plants, no time to think of consequences
>>214331043>playing tf2 with this blasting was 16 years ago
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>>214330838>oh my god this twitter post is brilliant!>i should post it on 4chan and make myself look like a giant tool!you did it
>still no conquistador sequel can somebody please do Pizarro and Cortes at least?
>>214322098>As crude and unrefined the Christians were you have to be insane to somehow consider them morally worse than the enablers of the two aforementioned cultures.B-but muh racism!
>>214322299>this is what stupid niggers actually believe
>>214327697Conquista could work as a day in war movie like 1917 where it follows a spanish allied little indio kid as he relays a message or whatever to a superior and we see bits of the war through his eyes.
>>214322098The Catholics were dicks. They were such dicks that religious freedom FROM them is one of the reasons why the pilgrims came to America.
It was for gold, and they enslaved the natives to mine for gold. There's no altruism involved.
There’s an infinite amount of slop about how robots and AI is alive and just like you fr, but is there anything out there that intelligently argues the opposing view?
>>214331549The Butlerian Jihad happens long before Dune and was only part of the story so that Herbert could write something different
>>214331507Terminator
Oddly enough, this.It pulls a very dirty trick in that it's a maudlin, emotional journey but at the end if you really think about it, it intentionally NEVER actually establishes that the little fucker is sentient
>>214332213Pretty crazy movie. So at the end with the far future robuts, they seem pretty sentient? They aren't humans in robot bodies but something humans created.
>>214331507By the opposing view you mean that humans are slaves to their chemicals like AI is slave to its coding?
Why is Tom Bombadil cut from all adaptations?
>Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo!Ring a dong! hop along! fal lal the willow!Tom Bom, jolly Tom, Tom Bombadillo!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRVIVJjuaHE
it would be cool if they remade it as a TV series like harry potter is doing and they included everything and characters stop and do a gay song for 3 minutes to pad out the time
>>214331662Close but he was cursed by Eru to a) not care about the world to which he became ontologically bound and b) to forever sing in atonement for his corruption of the original melody.
>>214332263shut up retard and keep your starwars eu lore to yourself
>>214331662literary*
This app used to be kinda based.I just checked it out again and most of the stuff there now is on Tubi for free. What the fuck happened?
>>214332015they got cucked by Tubi
Shudder isn't getting worse, Tubi is just growing stronger.
when did Lost get bad?
>we want the antifa audience
>>214332039I was going to ask "Why did they give a $100 million budget to a man who has never made a profitable movie"But I looked it up and the budget has ballooned to $175 million nowFor being ruthless capitalists Hollywood sure makes a lot of questionable decisions like that
>>214332141His wife ain’t even black what’s with all the black shit
>>214332141Hollywood is for money laundering
>>214332039I'm going to see this, I don't fuck with politics. Kino is Kino.
>>214332039>antifa>pregnant woman who gives birththey wouldn't tolerate that. they're the mandatory abortion faction.
They still got it!
>>214321785couldn't even bare 5 minutes of the new episodeit's genuinely so fucking bad it brings my physical pain from cringe
>>214330937You have been indoctrinated.
>>214321785>The same joke for over 20 yearsnow that is funny>>214322079>we lost full control of the government and our entire world view is being dismantled but hey at least a tv show made fun of bad orange man!!
>>214327838>A) we have only Trump's word they were druggiesI believe him.>B) if they're druggies fucking arrest them or shoot themNah.>C) using bombs for non-terrorism law enforcement is retardedNo, it is necessary>>214328061You talk about Biden, most popular leftist president in history of course.
>>214322079good goy
Always wondered why millennials and zoomers find this guy funny despite almost all his jokes falling flati wonder if its like heath ledger where you now have to pretend someone was good because they are dead
a CAULIFLOWER
>>214331463Except he was. While it's true he will never say it nor admit it, everyone who's called theirselves a comic or hosted tonight shows have stated that Norm was truly the greatest of their times. As norm would say, that's just their opinion vs yours.
>>214331686cope
>>214325325Wait a minute, is that you Andy? Andy Richter the Swedish German? Someone hold my coat. And Andy too!
>>214331211>my theoryI didn't make it.
>Most important thing, in my opinion,>(Take this with a grain of salt, don't be mad at me, it's just advice you can do whatever you want)>Is to.....get good at something
>>214332161literallyit isn't"Let the husband render to his wife the affection due her, and likewise also the wife to her husband. The wife does not have authority over her own body, but the husband does. And likewise the husband does not have authority over his own body, but the wife does."1 Corinthians 7:3-4>>214332179>gpt sloplearn how to write for yourself and stop reddit spacing you fucking faggot
>>214332242Your response time to my posts does not align with the persona you are trying to put on.
unironically arguing people shouldn't have sex is the dumbest shit I've ever heard ahahhaha
>>214332272Yep, which is why everyone, just like me, should be purely responding with insistence on getting Sam Hyde arrested. It's the one thing that truly gets the hornet's nest swarming, and obviously the one thing that hurts Sam Hyde. If you want to see the shilling stop, this is the one way to make that happen.
>>214332277this is advocating that husband and wife be loyal to eachother. this literally has nothing to do with men being authorized to fuck thirteen year olds. the quote literally discusses "wife" and "husband". the woman has to be a wife for this to apply to her. also i like ho wyou didn't respond to any of my supposed gpt slow becuase it blows you the fuck out. christianity doesn't support being a degenerate pedophile. it literally tells you to repress your lust.
I think for me it’s >We’re asking you to kill one African-American child>I gave that up>YOU’RE THE BEST ZIMMERMAN!Always laugh my ass off
this entire episode was amazing>plane repeatedly crashing>the woman who fully believes him to the end>pic relatedtop 5 easy
>>214331423>HE'S FUCKING SATANLaffed by balls off.
That 17 year old child smashing your head into the concrete
Zim Zam saved lives by putting Saint Skittles down early
South Park should've had a dindu nuffin episode they did have an episode making fun of rich black grifters tho
Florida Man Edition>>214308048
>>214331722That's not fair. Women generally don't age well.
>>214331799How is it not fair?Just because I can age gracefully, women are allowed not to?
>>214331921I didn't say they weren't allowed to, I said they generally don't. Suzanne Somers and Phoebe Cates are examples of women that aged very well. Jolene Bialock is not. Not trying to be mean, just reporting the news.
>>214331669Respectably deep cut.
>>214332289>scouring memory alpha for anything you can make a family guy gag out of>respectable
Alien 2: On Earth edition prev >>214316555
>>214331357Terrible story, just like resurrection
>>214331272The Predator is the worst movie in the franchise. Prey was basic but entertaining. The animated anthology was also fine
>>214331295dance off bro you and me!
>>214331179>>214331254>>214331254>>214331256I've noticed a recurring pattern of millennial and younger writers in general either avoiding or looking down on incorporating conspiracies into TV and movie plotsIt really lowers the stakes when there's no deception going on
>>214332200prey is dogshit even worse than romulus
Arthouse, Classics and Joints General.Denzoshiro Washifune x Spikira Leerosawa edition.>HighestWhat is the most revered film that you think is garbage?>LowestWhat is the most reviled film that you think is the truth, Ruth?Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vj7neG4yQjoPrevious: >>214294763
We're headed for an extremely rare 24 hour hour long thread. What caused this Slowpoke Rodriguezness? Is /film/ dying?
Dallebro didn't post about Merci la vie and neither did Charlottebro/Harembro… it was me lol. I can see why it would piss some posters off here given the plot.
>>214331955It's the weekend. We're too busy watching files and gooning to post here.
>>214331955Just another thread for me. These NASCAR fans want every thread lightning fast.
LADRON BOLIVIANOLADRON BOLIVIANOkino ending
what do I think about Werner Herzog?
>>214332010Clinically german
>>214332010He better get the Mara sisters naked in his new movie since he filming them in sex scenes
>>214332010>threatens to kill lead actor>gets away with it
