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>We've made a few... changes!
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This actually came true. Except it was the protestant churches and instead of hot women it was ugly lesbian women, gays, and trannies.
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>>217383275
TFB?
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The joke is be fruitful and multiply.
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>>217383601
TFB?
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>>217383224
vatican II reference?

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AAAAHHHH I THERE'S NOBODY TO TALK TO IN THE BIGGEST CITY IN THE WORLD AND SMARTEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD WHERE EVERYONE'S TAUGHT ENGLISH IN SCHOOL SAVE ME WRINKLY OLD ACTOR MAN
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>>217382765
>what if technology…got better?
Spike jonze so smart saar like Elon musk
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>/tv/ - Hollywood Slop, Gook Shill & Anti-Japan Circlejerk
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>>217382799
I'm talking about people retreating from the real world to fall in love with their phone, jackass. Already have dummies proposing to chatbots. Feel free to call me an Indian or a tranny as is the style of the times.
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Whenever I've travelled there I loved the feeling of no one ever wanting to talk to me. You can just exist without any social pressure.
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>>217382966
You’re as dumb as one yeah
If you think any of this is unique to her the jokes on you

Have to pick one at gunpoint, do you watch all of NuTrek or all of Disney Wars?

Hard mode: length isn't a factor. Whichever has more content is cut down to the size of the other, by removing material from the most tolerable.
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>>217377057
Hot take: nutrek. At least nutrek has a few decent episodes. I'd argue that Disney has turned Star Wars into a slopfest more than Kurtzman has hurt trek
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>>217383283
Skeleton Crew is fun, and short. Requires zero knowledge of other shows to watch it; it's a pretty self contained story. All you need to know is that it's set maybe 5-7 years after Return of the Jedi (showrunners never said exactly when)
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>>217383283
Acolyte is set a century before the prequel movies, and is a pretty short show but it sucks ass. Ahsoka is essentially season 5 of the Rebels cartoon, and is set after Mandalorian and The Book of Boba Fett. Go with Skeleton Crew.
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>>217377057
I would watch neither, which is what everyone did.
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>>217377057
I just eat the bullet. Not watching either.

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Night of the Living Succubus edition

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Spam guide. Just filter him out.
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>>217381493
That's actually the sequel Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust.
But I recommend both of them.
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M3gan!
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Howzat!
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>>217383749
Sex with M3gan!

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Looking for some crazy foids kino recommendations
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Play Misty for Me (1971) first movie directed by clint eastwood.

https://youtu.be/6Y9J7QjN1gg
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>>217383561
Gone Girl is a classic
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>defends ‘move along home’ episode from Deep Space Nine
>says it’s one of his favorite episodes from Season One
>it’s literally one of the worst episodes of the entire series
Can we now admit Mike is senile?
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>>217383615
>is one of the better villains in the series.
Compared to other 1 off villains, yeah ok I can kinda see it. The performance is memorable.
Compared to Dukat, Weyoun, Kai Winn or Eddington he's small potatos
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the true villains are the [spoilers]soulless minions of orthodoxy
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>>217383694
fuck
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>>217383667
I place him well above female changling but well below flakey cunt. I dont even count Damar and the Weyouns as villains as such. Of course Dukat and Winn are way at the top all by themselves (but not when theyre together).
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>>217383753
>I place him well above female changling
she is the most evil fuck in possibly all of Star Trek though. Changelings in general

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What’s your favourite wagie movie
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>>217382002
Based. Great soundtrack too.
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>walk into Walmart to shop (normally do pickup/delivery so it's been like a year since I've been inside)
>some big ass floor sweeper robot just barrels down one of the aisles
kinda freaky honestly
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>>217381852
Lmao
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>>217381977
can i do this as someone who sometimes goes to target to buy deodorant and stuff? i’m 34 and not a virgin and i have noticed that target employs a lot of very cute white girls. what’s the secret

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Troy
what a fucking movie
they dont make them like it anymore at all

btw new captchas are insane
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0E0CQJoarg

he jobbed him out so hard
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>>217383565
>removes the mythological aspects for for the sake of ''muh realism''
lame
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>>217383565
They make shit films everyday

Is he the greatest dwarf actor of all time? His filmography is iconic, his performances award worthy, and his charisma was off the charts
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>>217382692
Eric the Show-Killer
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>>217382692
Warwick is the goat midge
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TffKlFYayfQ
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>>217383280
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>>217383073
Eric the Stupid-Annoying-Asshole

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Rob Mac
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>>217381822
he was fat for one season, it wasn't his natural state. he was funny in all the early seasons where he was skinny
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>>217381590
this nigga looks like a midget
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>>217381774
ryan "the nightman" reynolds
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>>217382096
A midget that could easily grip you up by your fucking throat and slam your frail ass down into the dirt, snapping your spine in half
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>the fare is 18 credits please!

It's unironically blackpilling that 300 million goyim subscribe to Netflix.
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I never had a netflix subscription and never will.
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>>217381042
>2.9b profit
>0.3b tax

lol wat
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>>217381137
Each of the international subscribers is paying a fuckton then. Also many countries don't have a population over 10m.
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>>217382542
Why do you think people don’t care? That’s like saying nobody minds their tv/streaming device forcing commercials on them because people keep buying them. Every major corporation is doing the woke dance. People that don’t like it put up with it because there’s little alternative. It’s a little ridiculous if you assume people aren’t becoming fatigued by it outside of this board.
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>>217381042
>goyim

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>19 year old and 14 year old
>harry potter fandom mostly doesn't give a shit and even celebrates it
Based?
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>>217383598
Based Rowling dropping this redpill on young boys. If you fancy a girl you better take initiative, she's not gonna sit around and wait for you.
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>>217383693
Hermione has a superiority complex and gets off on making those she views as lesser than into her personal charity cases. That's why she's such a bleeding heart for the house elves. That's why she's interested in dating the stupid, poor ginger.
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>>217379974
Emma watson is so nasty with her massive bong head, and the body of someone who has never done physical activity
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>19 year old and 14 year old
>harry potter fandom mostly doesn't give a shit and even celebrates it
>Based
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>>217383693
Ron looks better than Harry for instance.

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This is not a real movie. The entire thing is just “Superman and Lex Luthor aura farming.” Literally every Superman scene is him standing up in a stoic pose while epic music plays. Same with Luthor, he only exists to look cool. It gets annoying how long he just stands there while the epic soundtrack swells. Like, we get it, he’s Superman, stop doing that. It’s the same thing Snyder did, but even worse because of the music.
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>>217382970
>Not-Putin
*Not-enyahu

The conflict was depicted allegorically with all the subtlety of a sledgehammer.
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>>217375007
They had to spend an entire movie convincing me that a regular (albeit rich) dude would be a viable threat to a dude who’s basically God.

Only slightly related, but I spent that whole movie looking at Lex, being like “Where have I seen this fucker before?” only to realize he was Nux from Fury Road.
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>>217375007
>aura farming
kys james bond
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>>217382263
Pic related is part of Morrison’s review of 2025. Not sure what you mean by authentic so you’ll have to expand your thoughts for me if you care to keep the discussion up.
Clark does have an arc. His arc is him reframing his ethical system from one reliant on the expectation of others to one driven by his own intuitions. Note that Clark was basically already doing this, but he THOUGHT he was fulfilling his birthparents expectations. Once that mission statement was shattered, Superman must realize the ethical framework imbued in him growing up is the best way to assess right and wrong in the world.
This ties into the larger Baravia issue. Throughout the film, other ethical systems are brought up for consideration (the national interest and Green Lantern Corp. policy) even though Lois and the Justice Gang are experiencing cognitive dissonance regarding not interfering. Superman 2025 is basically suggesting ethical intuitionism (kindness) is the best way to navigate the 21st century in an era of public institutions being co-opted by private interests to manipulate the masses.
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>aura farming
What's that

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>This is an evil drug kingpin
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>>217382468
gus fring is intimidating thoughbeit
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>>217382468
Looks like a brown chudjak
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>>217382506
>Treating it like it's some special calling is just propaganda to keep teacher salaries low.
Are you retarded? You’ve just invalidated your own argument
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>>217382856
>You’ve just invalidated your own argument
No I haven't
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>>217380905
>It's weird how much our culture makes being a teacher part of someone's identity
That's supposed to be a sacerdotal job just like doctor since people are trusting them with their kids for most of the day. So yeah it should shape their personality.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXYaawcLUp0


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