I want to watch a disaster movie, or movies, without any, or minimal, family relationship drama. Suggestions? I want destruction and death I don't want divorced dad arguing with his family while the world falls apart.
>>217010120I just watch and steal WEBMs from /SP/.
>>217008527Does movies like Andromeda Strain and Outbreak count? They are both pretty classics
>>217010106out of ten!
>>217009701>divorced disaster moviesI think the idea is to have the whole family together, always fighting, but avoiding sexual tension/romance. Plus you have both parents fighting for their kids, since Dad alone feels too creepy/one man army and Mommy alone is automatically a Mary Sue. Throw in Mom's new bf and you have the comeic relief, shit this is actually a pretty good crew
>>217010316You'll love it the first you see it and then go "hey wait a minute a lot of script writers figured this out".I also have stolen webms during olympic times so
Type “Sheeeeeeit” to pay respect.https://nypost.com/2025/12/30/entertainment/the-wire-actor-isiah-whitlock-jr-dead-at-71/
bump
How is this not stickied?
Sheeeeeeit
>>217003808>dead on New Year's EveWhat a sheeeeeeeeit-ty day to kick the bucket.
SHEEEEEEEEEEIT
Titanic's alternative ending where Jack survives instead of Rose: https://x.com/i/status/2006098680835973252
That's canon
>>217009160it couldn't support two people
>>217007857>>217008304>>217008988All me.
>>217007857Schrodinger's AI, it's simultaneously incredibly popular and everyone loves it but you personal don't like it because you're a mindless drone following popular opinion.
>>217007695>let's talk about some businessKINO
What's their best movie?
>>216986047Totoro, Kiki, Grave of Fireflies, Mononoke and Princess Kaguya are the only good ones
>>216988985why though? i thought it was by far the comfiest of all ghiblis and i can endlessly rewatch it, while others i get bored of quick
>>217008647>I tried watching Ponyo with my son and it was almost traumatising for himArent all Ghibli flicks kind of traumatising for kids? I remember being scared as fuck of Yubaba in Spirited Away when i was younger
>>217008647God damn your kid is a pussy
>>217010156Because Howl is such an overt female fap fantasy which is going to rub a lot of men the wrong way. Twilight vibes. I don't know what Miyazaki was thinking with that one.
>character wakes up>takes a shower without shitting first
>character takes a shit>doesnt have to take a shit again 30 minutes afterward because those shit refuse to come down in one go
I tend to shit at night.
I probably won't shower for the rest of the year.
>>217010289Name 54 movies and shows this happens in
>>217010289>unnecessary sex scene>couple makes love>sheets on>intense fucking >they dont shower after it
Who wants to make 5 bucks? I need somebody to take the fall.
Me
>>217005906Last time you snuck me into your bedroom abd made me give Mom oral sex while you hid under the blankets eating pizza
>>217005906>father and his 3 sons spend 24/7 afraid and cowering from his wifeAmericans really live like this?
>>217008682Yes
https://openpsychometrics.org/tests/characters/
>>21700784986% Morpheus. Based.
>>217009564Also 85% Benjamin sisko. Apparently I'm black? Generally I got based protagonist characters who are complex and multifaceted
>>217007849Tyrion Lannister
>>217010088brother!
I'm the stoner guy from Cabin in the Woods, eh could be worse
Is it that easy? Do you just have to take a random train through Europe?
>>217006322>Is it that easy?Not for a mentally ill incel like you it isn't.
>>217010363you can find a dude like this at basically any gas station, he's no looker
>>217010416i can't tell whether you're joking or not
>>217010390says the jeet with a 1 inch dick
I sat next to a woman on a plane from Japan and talked about movies. She gave me her number and texted me about meeting for coffee but I never replied. She also wanted to share a taxi with me from the airport but I told her I was taking the train.
Isiah Whitlock Jr. Dies: ‘The Wire’ Actor & Frequent Spike Lee Collaborator Was 71https://deadline.com/2025/12/isiah-whitlock-jr-dead-the-wire-spike-lee-movies-1236658855/
>>216998590Kek how i havent seen it before
>>216997130>no stickyF
Shiieeeeeeeeeeeet
>>216997130Not even a shicky? Shiiiiiiiiiet. Rest in piece, playa.
mods really missed the boat with this one, he had a better longer career than the Ziggy guy
SHE FINALLY ATE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7-IujIvW3o
humiliation ritual
Now she's gonna have to start Ozempic
imagine her puking into a bowl and then eating it again
Why does /tv/ hate family guy? its a really good show...
>>217008350Netanyahu is Brian, Trump is the dog under him.
https://youtu.be/Nh3wtgxsxkE?si=WxidfYLS__nx-XLaThis is unironically one of my favorite moments in any cartoon.
>>217008350Some mind-bogglingly autistic mongoloid shits up every thread.
>>217008648>>217009131Shoot yourself, faggotWhen the FUCK is the spammer going to get dealt with?The shit he spams daily:-"m*torcycle cl*b aka MC content"-screenshots of simpsons/family guy with his trigger phrases mspainted in-jigs*w/saw movies (JigC)<Note, hes obsessed with the "MC" threads and saw movieis, hence calling him JigC, along with AI images of jigs*w on a motorcycle)-Obsession with hiding his filenames with a similar schema above (HomeR, ChapE, like "JigC")-"bask*n r*berts", a corruption of the ice-cream chain name. (constantly uses "erts" as a prefix)-obsession with "tr*st f*nd b*nd", and calling people "fundies" (?)-telling people to "cram"-calling people "poofter"Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>217009240Lol not tagging the OP, bateman ur a faggot
>I will judge a place based on its flat whitehttps://youtube.com/shorts/mc2r_x9tiZUIs he retarded? That's not even a real thing outside of amerishartland. That has nothing to do with COFFEE. I would love to see his goofy ass in his silly Ronald Mcdonald costume try to order this shit in a cafe in Italy
>>217010027Comparing normal people to athletes is stupid. Sportsmen like boxers and nfl players need to pack on calories to maintain their weight, they’re already burning a ridiculous amount during their competitions and training
>>217010071Ok calm down Ahmed
>>217010117Hey Sam! How are you dealing with WP2's flop?
>>217009976Pizza and pasta is literally slave food though
>>217010227So perfect for a goy like you
The first season of Westworld was really something special, interesting mystery, all time soundtrack. I don't know how they fucked it up so bad that HBO won't even list it now.
>I don't know how they fucked it up so badYou need to have a plan, you can't just make it up as you go along.
>>217009462everything else does
>>217009124first 3 episodes were great. every other episode was complete trash
>>217009124the residuals they were paying out cost too much compared to how many people were watching it.
>>217009124>I don't know how they fucked it up so badthe episode where the brown robot woman threatens the nerds so that they make her smarter when they could have just turned the dial the other way to make her dumber. I wrote the show off then, only finished the first season out of obligation. Started off decent but was dogshit by the end of the first season.
Pretentious pile of shit
>>217010195Why don't you just watch the fucking movie instead of reading shit on here.The protagonist literally dies in the end and the whole thing is just fantasizing about him having a life he doesn't actually have. If you think "yeah, that's a self help movie" then you're a retard, I don't know what else to tell you
Isn't it kind of insane that like a quarter of the male population is this dude
>>217009756>It's a movie that is telling you "go out and make your dreams reanot really, that's what you got out of it maybe. It just shows how it is, the anxiety and fantasizing of what could've been. It's in all of Kaufman's movies. No one needs to know or be told that they shouldn't act like this, but it still happens.
>>217010263it is what it is
>>217010231>you gotta live yo life an shi mengI will, Charlie, don't worry. Like I said, it all sounds like self-realization and new sincerity, am I wrong?
I have never moved on from her
>>217010291she's fat and old now
>>217010291Literally who?
>>217010308and was sectioned after being in a cult iirc
>>217010291You probably stand a chance with her now
>>217010291why not
