Titanic's alternative ending where Jack survives instead of Rose: https://x.com/i/status/2006098680835973252
>>217007695imagine if during exam
>>217011496Because it's scripted by jeets
2026 will have full AI movies and we'll finally start to be rid of jew media.
>>217007695James Cameron is a hack and should have his balls clipped.
>>217011862He has no balls. Never had any.
saw this movie yesterday, it was pretty bad, just a lot of outright poorly done moments. downloaded commentary track to see what ryan johnson has to say for himself.
There also isn’t a single good action or battle scene. None in this entire trilogy really
>>217011572TLJ deserves more hate because George is just George he's not a good writer. But TLJ is so mean spirited snd snarkey and thinks it's doing us a favor by smashing lore and plotlines like a child smashing someone's sandcastle. It takes so much glee is destroying the solid albeit safe and kind of dull foundation TFA created.
>>217011572>there were points in theater where I was legitimately questioning if what I was seeing was actually happening in a Star Wars filmI felt this almost every scene. Leia in space, the bombing run where everyone blows up right away, the “uplifting” ending where the resistance consists of seven people, etc etc
I have never seen any of the new movies, and I never will. They. do. not. exist,
>>217011848This is honestly my relationship with Star Wars. To me the last film was in 1983, and the franchise ended there. Darth Vader did not need to be space jesus.
>female character has sex with her bra onIs this true to life?
>>217001452PUT ME IN THE HECKING EPIC XITTER SCREENSHOT SAAR!
>>217001224My current FwB does take her bra off, but she always has some parts of her sexy lingerie on. Lingerie doesn't turn me on, I like my women butt naked
>>217002172Just use your knife.
>>217011587Calm down pal
>>217001224I've fucked like forty different women and only one wanted to keep her bra on. Another one had one tit a cup size or two bigger than the other and wore some little squeeze ball thing to fill out her bra, she still got those tits out for me. So no they don't leave it on unless they're extremely low self esteem.
>going to your dorm after classes, open up facebook to watch CollegeHumorZoomers will never know that feel
>>217010585I can still recite the Chain Chomp and Luigi bitching at Mario videos by heart
>>217010585>fapping to sex scenes on Break.com
>>217010585I don't know that feel because I never went to college.
>>217010585College Humor always sucked. There is like one skit I can think of that actually made me laugh.
>>217011808it's pure millennial brainrot
Why this kino never got a sequel?
>>217011560so 1/10 places gave them rates and proceeded to call the coops on themreally convincing case you make there
>>217011583How do you sleep at night Rick? Oh I know! Comfortably on a bed of taxpayer money
>>217011646Some of the establishments thankfully had cctvs so the staff promptly barred the 4 weird looking thugs from entering.
>>217006797How can people trust the guy after this? He said he went to Eastern Ukraine to document where your taxmonies are but since when was Bucha part of East Ukraine? Only absolute dullards would fall for his content and sadly there are many.
>>217010326He didn't know it was happening. He didndu nuffin goys I swear.
>The actors who played brother and sister on "Dexter" began dating, fell in love, got engaged, got married, and got divorced, all while continuing to play brother and sister on TV.Did they really get married IRL!?:https://x.com/i/status/2006246500418875568
>>217011841Yes, and divorced but stayed friends. Then the incest subplot was implemented after they were separated.
>>217011841They're still best friends irl. She supported him through his cancer and put any of their relationship problems on the back burner. He never forgot her loyalty and would do anything for her.
>>217011841Do you think they roleplayed as brother and sister during sex.
prev>>216995388>if the na'vi werent blue what color would you prefer them in?
>>217011219to be fair, they aren't exactly a peer threat to the RDA. Their airships are just wooden hulls attached to gasbags. They'd be used as target practice for gunships. What can they do that would contribute to the war effort?
>>217011723I'm starting to think Jimmy's not in it anymore
Why did this movie bomb so badly? I thought the second one did really well at the box office.
>>217011748showed up too late to catch the furry dollar this year
>>217011723>696 KB> I remember the water people making fun of Sully’s familyIt was mostly Ronal and her son, and that was just hazing. Neytiri understood this.
Does this even work?
>>217009715No, it's a throw back to the lap belt days and before seat belt usage and rear child seats where mandatory. Now everyone has a shoulder belt on and kids aren't loose in the front. So nobody has a reflex of arm out oh no don't fly into the dash board.
I don’t remember the scene where Kramer gropes George’s mom.
>>217009715>Kramer groped my mom?Couldn't get past first base
>>217009715OP, I’m going to kick your fuckin’ ass for stopping short with my wife!
>>217009715>>217009820I still do this
>This Summer...>Rob Schnedier is... A STAPLER?!
Crazy to think that South Park is now more unwatchable than The Simpsons.
>>217011736U LOST TRANNY
>>217011567south park used to be great, I think it peaked with that world of warcraft episode and have been a steady decline ever since.
>IMAGINARY BORDERS
>>217011449people fight and die for imaginary things
>>217011484Why do you think I vote?
>>217009952Borders are only imaginary for the White countries. For all the brown people of the world, borders are viciously enforced, and immigrants must comply with being financially stable with good health insurance and good economic status so they're not an economic burden on taxpayers. And immigrants must come in legally. It's always "do as we say not as we do" with brown people.
Janny is awake now
>>217011787take your meds, schizo
Dead career
>>217006991i've never seen her before in my life
>>217008885>well rated SAAR
>>217007945your jewdar needs more calibration bro
>>217009992She was dating a closeted NFL player just like Taylor Swift (beards)
>>217007167thatmeansyourgay dotwav
>character wakes up>takes a shower without shitting first
>>217010533Agreed, WTF? >>217010554You must be really out of shape.
>character doesn't wash his ass each time he takes a shitCharacter should die
>character never left the anal stage
>>217010289>Character drives a 1970 pickup truck in a town in which everyone drives around in 1970s trucks with a pistol in the glove compartment, and everyone smokes cigarettes with zippo lighters and day drinks and drives all day everyday>Punching someone in the face solves any and all problems>No one ever eats and when they do they never finish their meal, because booze cigarettes and work are always more important>No one has an actual job but everyone can afford big absurdly nice houses and drive nice big antique trucks>If they do have a job, it's for maybe 10hrs a week because they have so much time and energy for tons of other shit
>Character goes an entire day without masturbating for 2+ hours
>IM ACTING
Eggers should have hired Mia Goth instead
>when chad leaves you on read
>stop laughing, it's not funny
>>217011693>uh oh stinky!
Her hairline was the most terrifying part of this performance
Name a more KINO death scene
>>217010882me when i walk away after doing big potty
british officers were expected to stand on deck and never take cover even when being fired on and shrapnel easily being able to kill them, while the rest of the crew ducked for cover. It was the price of being in command and naval discipline came first in the royal navy beyond all else, forming the bedrock of british naval superiority. It got Lord Nelson killed in the battle of trafalgar, where he wiped out napoleans fleet and signed napoleans death certificate, he got hit by shrapnel while standing fast on deck.
>>217010882
>>217011357He got shot with a bullet
>>217011357bongs are so cringe>heh im such an honoraburu badass ill just strut around like a peacock on the highest deck of the ship in my most visible and gaudy unifor- ACK!!!>t-tell the lads... we have to stop Napoleon from creating a European white ethnostate... at all costs.... *slowly fades away to HFIL*
