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Victory Party
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>>217407534
I have reported him in the past, and I've stopped engaging with him. Was merely pointing out the futility of it all. Only if *everyone* ignored *all* bait would he eventually stop - and maybe not even then. And for sure Starfleet Command won't act.
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>>217407672
They spent all that money on this party rather than talented actors, writers, set designers, costume designers, etc.
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Convince me that they cast the black Klingon actor for ANY OTHER REASON than him being an obvious flaming homosexual.
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>>217407689
it's not futile to not also fill the thread with worthless shitposts at his behest. I don't know why that doesn't get through your thick fucking skull. you don't have control over anyone's actions but your own.

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Every single James Bond film just got added to Netflix and I'm gonna have a marathon over the next few days and weeks. In honor of this let's get a James Bond thread where we discuss and rank the actors that played him and the films
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This is my Bond ranking. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
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Connery > Dalton > Brosnan > Craig > Lazenby > Moore

Sorry, I like Moore, but his films were just too cheesy and campy.
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>Best bonds
1.Connery
2.Dalton
3.Brosnan
4.Moore
5.Lazenby
6.Craig

>Best films
The Spy Who Loved me
GoldenEye
The Living Daylights
OHMSS
From Russia With love


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>>217407680
I find these lists agreeable
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>>217405999
Every mountain is still white at the top

>heard this won a ton of awards recently so decide to give it a watch
>starts off with the ugliest niggress I've seen, along with fat dicaprio and a bunch of nigger protesters working to free immigrants from a detention centre
never have I turned off a movie so quickly
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>>217401783
No I turned it off because the main actress sucks and is ugly.
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>>217401686
Illegal entrants <> immigrants applying through the legal process to relocate or seek political asylum. Are multi-millionaire libs like Dicap, Penn, PTA seriously saying they can't just get all their powerful rich friends to INVEST IN LATAM COUNTRIES, to improve the poors' lives so they don't have to "trek" up north to ADD TO OUR UNSUSTAINABLE DEFICIT? Fk these WEF propagandists<333
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>>217401686
You turned it off before the best part.
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>>217401686
I didnt like it but i thought dicaprio was very much like the detective in inherent vice and i could tell that sean penn had a lot of fun playing that role.
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>>217407667
imagine if she had pick nips

The Harry Potter movies after 3 are not very good
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>>217407328
Correct. But 5 and 7 part 1 are kino
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>The Harry Potter movies are not very good

ftfy
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>>217407328
>4th movie features british people cheering for an irish team
I find that hard to believe

>The prequels are better than the se-
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>>217406487
the purpose of the dancing was to show how a jed in his youthful prime properly trained would be in a fight
in the OT it's old men and a kid trained by an old man, hence the slower styles and the 1 on 1
the PT had to ramp things up given the scale and direction it was heading towards
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>>217406624
It's why Idris Elba can't really be Bond anymore and Ali doesn't make much sense as the new Blade.
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>>217405898
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>>217406336
here's the theatrical 35mm scan
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the way he got killed ruined it
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>>217407572
Nice. Comparing that to >>217405898 it does feel like there's some AI detailing on Qui Con Carne's shirt.

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334 Days Until DOOMSDAY
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>>217402252
oh great, more capeshit
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>>217407598
I'm expecting both will cancel each other out and hurt each other's financial bottom line. And that's fine with me.
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>>217407631
You should have been here for the release of Endgame when all the fags were saying "THIS IS IMPORTANT! THIS IS THE MOVIE EVENT OF OUR GENERATION" in acts of total cringe. I actually stepped away from here for a couple of months due to the cringe overload.
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>>217407541
that's the only reason they're in there, so you have to watch all the other garbage you don't care about for the few brief scenes with any of the ones you do
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Only sub human IQ latinx are hyped to clap like chimps in the theater at nostalgia bait superhero crap

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>Leaves the Band
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>>217407694
He was never in The Band. He was in The Beatles.

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So if Sauron took off the Ring for any other reason, he'd explode as well?
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>>217404978
i don't remember ever reading the full clarification of how exactly Gil-galad and Elendil fought Sauron. Just that he came out to fight directly and the two kings killed him (his mortal body anyway), but they both perished fighting as well. Leaving Isildur to take the Ring.
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>>217405429
>And you have to put emphasis on the word "shell." Sauron is a Maya, he doesn't have a real body, he simply creates one and inhabits it akin to a construct. It's the same with Gandalf, Saruman, or Radagast.
>Which is also a plot hole Tolkien unintentionally created. Sauron can't create another body for himself because he put too much of his essence into the One Ring. Saruman doesn't have that issue. The fucker will be back in a century or two, as powerful as ever.
Maiar can't just create new bodies at will, it requires a great amount of power for them to incarnate, which is why Gandalf had to be resurrected by Eru himself after being killed by the Balrog. Sauron's first two deaths were after having the One Ring so he had a pool of power to use to reform (and he dies after the Ring is destroyed because the Ring was the one thing keeping him together). When Saruman gets killed he's fucked because he has no such reserve of power stored somewhere and the Valar won't revive him for being an asshole. Both Sauron and Saruman end up as petty ghosts for the rest of Arda's existence.
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>>217405541
I'd say the bullshit part is that Isildur was supposed to be some gigachad. How could a crummy orc kill him? Shouldn't he be 360 no-scope slaying Orcs by the hundreds?
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>>217404978
You forgot the part where Tom Bombadil defeated a dozen of Sauron's great champions opening a hole in the enemy's lines for the Kings to break through
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>>217405429
Saruman was specifically described as being a withered shadow of his former self. He was very much depowered by Eru and only capable of attacking Hobbits by that point. He was very pathetic and on the way to looking like Gollum. His spirit wasn't going to come back with any strength

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No hype?
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>>217397447
haha no
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>>217407665
his heart certainly does not have 3-4 years
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>>217407308
>got turned to shit
>hotd was always shit
>HYPE FOR LUNK!
anon...
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>>217392618
Let's get hyped for another unfinished series by the dying fat man.
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>>217393107
You'll suffer Fatdon Larderson finishing the books

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>>217402180
>I dont like andor
id love to see a 1 season 8 episode version with alot of shit removed. there was some gold in there,, but a ton of filler that just dragged on
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>>217407558
you'll note how 15 isn't "prepubescent"
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>>217407533
You mean the dude is complaining about an older woman with a teen guy?
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>>217400228
Who cares. Star wars is already ruined. I just want the female out.
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>>217407655
he sure is
funniest bit is ben could not be more into it, he just doesn't want to give up the jedi

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Normies are waking up?
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>>217406888
Why did OP lie about him being a normie?
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>>217407574
>all of them
>blacks and browns
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>>217407574
>Hey what denomination are you and when did you last go to church? Just curious.
Dunno how that is relatable but sure. Orthodox Christian, few weeks ago iirc.
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>>217407441
>They're not from the same club
They're both billionaires.
They're both Jewish billionaires.
Trust the plan, patriot!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Trust?wprov=sfla1
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>>217407649
>relatable
relevant*

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You will watch the new Tomb Raider movie and you will like it.
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>>217404228
This is what they took from you.
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>>217404228
needs implants and a bbl
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>>217404228
Being a pussywhipped beta simp is no way to go through life, kid.
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>>217405462
chad
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>>217404228
I didn't watch the last one. I wont watch this one.

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I love watching this show just to dissect its sheer stupidity and lazy writing.

>nuking Shady Sands somehow removes the entire NCR from existence despite having multiple decent sized cities around Cali that would continue on
>Legion is now cartoon faction with the laziest/stupid "civil war" plot ever conceived in media (two warring sides camped 1m from each other)
>Vault 32/33 plot with forgettable characters no one cares about; simply filler scenes with cartoon characters that mysteriously make the white males look like doofuses or simps while the strong females run the show
>Lucy's brother subplot where he spent an entire season held hostage by a brain attached to a roomba holding a syringe - absolutely retarded plot not improved in teh slightest since he escaped with the redditor vault dwellers he unfroze
>ghouls can now take bullets no problem and need an asthma inhaler to stave off going feral
>Brotherhood is now generic xenophobic religious faction filled with incompetent retards who're supposed to be structured like an elite military organization but instead act like a bunch of 13 year old boys fighting eachother after school
>constant reddit-tier "funny" moments
>Deathclaws are now pre-war entities despite only one weak mention of such a thing in a strategy guide for a spin-off FO game
>Deathclaws now prowl the NV strip with freeside untouched next door - groups of people would eagerly be hunting them down to claim the intact casinos for themselves and receiving all the power and wealth that would come with it

I'll let some other anons take over from here, as the list could go on for hours.
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>>217405239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X53ZSxkQ3Ho
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>>217405239
I'm still trying to be positive about the show (I thought that the scene where House reveals he's not "the House" was pretty good) but I gotta say, having deathclaws casually roam through gomorrah (they must have gotten in through the back door since they can't get through the front door without destroying it apparently) while people are having a carefree steampunk-ren-fair kind of day not ten meters away, only separated by a flimsy barricade that's smaller than a grown-up deatchlaw.
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>>217407137
>there has never been a faithful adaptation of a video game ip that actually gave a shit about the lore and it’s fans
Hello
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>>217407332
Securitron Mk. IIs should have blown up the stupid deathclaws with their rocket launchers. Ghoul even asks specifically for a rocket launcher to take them out. If only there were multiple robots each armed with 16 rockets to shoot at them.
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>>217407017
they can do that without it being retarded

Why not literally just build Hogwarts as a theme park
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>>217407412
Voldemort knew this
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>>217407357
The other rooms are for the army of elf slaves that cook, clean and maintain the castle
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>>217407412
>>217407357
The only fan theory that's made sense to me is that Hogwarts has a low student population during Harry's time there because there weren't as many children being born during the first wizarding war.
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>>217407236
>they still have Jaws
Damn, I'm glad they didn't get rid of it.
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>>217407526
Wizards also tend to be long lived.

What never made sense to me was what happens if you can’t attend or fail Hogwarts? Hagrid can but isnt allowed to do magic? But what about all the magic criminals? They passed their OWLs?

And does every wizard basically work for the Ministry unless they have property? But even in that case would hold some office at the ministry anyway?

My interpretation of the ministry isnt that it governs wizards but more that it is the wizarding world filling the role of keeping the magical world separate from muggles.
And that begs questions about religion and pagan gods.

In book one theres kind of an implication that magic is learning sigals, Enochian, mixing mundane herbs, learning astrology. Sort of like it’s a little more real, just secretly the weirdos who are really good at it have secret schools and alleys

But later it’s full on fantasy

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Was he the most ruthless Breaking Bad antagonist?
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>>217406786
This

Even Gus would've gladly killed Walt not out of greed but out of tying loose ends that could go back to him
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tuco
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>>217406404
He literally saves Walt, doesn't kill Jesse, and has enough honor that he gives Walt some of his money back after getting him entangled in a cop shoot out. Also for having such small screentime and being a retarded skinhead he unironically is pretty competent, isn't overly ambitious like gus, and the only time his ego slips up is when he gets ragebaited into bringing Jesse into the room with Walt
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>>217406404
Do people actually believe that neo nazis are a real thing? That they just gather together, buy compounds, and hang out?
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His son raped jesse


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