>burp loudly in front of hot girl>loudly proclaim THATS A SPICY MEAT-A BALL!>she is impressed with my unshackled vulgarity>we have sex one hour later
When will they bring back high test movies
>>217078686All Bollywood movies are high test. The hero always gets britisher woman.
>>217079015Finally watched it a few months back when it was the one Arnie movie that escaped me back in the day. Offered nothing new, it was basically a greatest hits compilation of all his other movies in a nice and short runtime
>>217078818>What’s the alternative that straight men should want
Bill Duke has the best line in this
>>217078818Real men facing real consequences
Arthouse & ClassicsEdishzapoppin'>QotDFavourite /film/ involving significant fourth wall breaking?>BonusFavourite absurdist comedy?Previous: >>217017183
>>217079465borgoff!
>>217050736Does the movie Duck Soup count as arthouse
>>217079471Jess doesn't know that those portable record players are going to damage her records.
>>217079417Fuck off
>>217079501what's its nanogenre?
>interesting new premise for a zombie flick>becomes "humans are the real monsters" slop 1/3 into the movieGODDAMNITAt least we get to see Daisy in a pretty dress.
India was a mistake
>>217079444a few nukes to reduce their population and we'll be better off
And why won’t we ever get more Aubrey-Maturin kino again?
>>217079224was she hot
Peter Weir directed Truman Show, Master and Commander, Witness and Dead Poets Society.He is just that good. Extremely underrated director imo.
>>217072285Master and Commander and Horatio Hornblower WAS the Star trek of the 19th and early 20th century. The Next generation used the bones of these stories as the source of most dialogue and interactions.The way people bitch about star wars becoming an incestuous rehash of itself because it doesn't look at what inspired the original trilogy, is the same reason why star trek is a hollow shell of itself, because none of it has ever looked at the original adventure novels of men in the 18th century exploring the world and fighting wars all for glory and duty and a higher purpose. It's truly, TRULY the most kino setting, and nothing will ever top it, it will remain the pinnacle of western canon and culture.
>>217079247our eldest brother stole all the good face genes and the rest of us ended up butterfaces
>>217072285In the service, one must always choose the lesser of two weevils!
Remembering this shit always makes me laugh. People really did get mad that Bruce Lee was portrayed accurately. Everyone who ever worked with him said he acted like an ass.
>>217079060>he reposted it after SPECIFICALLY being told not toThe cyber police have been contacted. CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.
>>217079262Good luck, I'm behind seven proxies!
>Haha Bruce Lee could've never beaten anybody who wasn't a manlet chink using martial arts!>Now, my powerful strong girlboss queen on the other hand...
>>217079060I watched his biopic years ago where he was portrayed as angry manlet being ass to his coworkers and family so his OUATH portrayal didn't surprised me
post that one comic by this retardyou know the one
How come 4chan never cared for Discovery Kids?
too advanced
>>217078076Anyone?
They had that show with the lemur i liked
>>217079398I liked it too. I taught me what a kinkajou is.
>anime can't be kin-ACK
>>217075734/tv/ weebs are watching kdramas now.>>217057083
>>217079466She looks like Natasha Lyonne. I thought about watching the show just because I like her design.
>>217079466gamo and yoshi were built to be raped
>Chevy Chase falls downThis made boomers piss and shit their pants laughing
boomers at least had sex, unlike you, incel
ITT: forgotten fantasy & sci-fi shows
>>217078809
sliders is fun
Watched the showPlayed the video gameJerked off to Jaime MurrayMade threads on /tv/I did my part, yall some bitches
>>217079125I also watched every episode of this. Live threads were comfy. The game was pretty shit though
Sounds like we all watched crap for some hot bitch we wanted to fuck. I tried Cursed because of Katherine Langford's DSLs, but nothing could save this show
Meredith
>>217078577They talk about it in an episode commentary. It was cool and futuristic looking. Plus since the spent shell casing were ejected downward you can have everyone standing together shooting.
Ok dumb question time. I watched all the shows years ago. I never understood what humanity's connection to the Ancients was. I just spent 30 mins reading wikis clearly written by mentally challenged people. THERE IS NO CLEAR ANSWER ANYWHERE. Everyone regurgitates the same "we are their second evolution" without explanation what that actually means. Are we directly descended from them, but just evolved differently in the millions of years? Did they create us? - some wiki said there was a plague that wiped out most ofnthe gaalxy, so the Ancients used the Dakara weapon to seed life, using their own genes as template and voila humanity... I don't remember any of this from the shows. Did we independently evolve the same form? - that's retarded. What about the apes we came from? - how the fuck does that tie in?I am quite mad
>>217079286Then ancients came to earth from another galaxy. They stayed for a while and then left. Before leaving they used a weird device to seed new life in the milkyway.
>>217079419>used a weird device to seed new lifeWHAT DOES THAT MEAN? DON'T JUST REPEAT MEANINGLESS SHIT.What is our relation to them? This seeding? Did they create us? Did they use apes from Earth? How are the two compatible?
>>217079286After the plague almost wiped them out the Ancients used the Dakara device to seed life across the galaxy. One of the ways they seeded life was by nudging our evolution. The Dakara device either created the basis for a new evolution or nudged existing species to a path where they would evolve to look exactly like them, that part is not very clear, but it's not that important since it's a deus ex machina anyway. Most likely it modified the DNA of apes and nudged them towards the homo sapiens result.
>"I don't need your help, I just wanted to let you know I'm gonna be a millionaire.">Hangs up
>>217069415Bro, you can give me 100k and I would be done working. It's easy to live frugally when you don't have to support others.
>in crucial moments, I have less faith in womenNow this is mega chad
>>217078560https://youtu.be/A1zh81HpXCUAlways cracks me up
>>217078560
>>217069227>tfw I participated in a who wants to be a millionaire copycat in my country but wasn't randomly selected to actually answer the questions
>Stranger than Paradise>The Tin Drum>Dekalog>Whitnail and I >John Cassavetes collectionHow do you cope with the fact that the goofball hack actor has better movie taste and knowledge than you, drooling for the last Stranger Things season or the latest caleshit?
Who should have been Harry’s girlfriend?
>>217050305>me (racist) and my paki gf (fat)
>>217038861>>217038949It wasn't at all harem like. Like Harry just hung out with most of these girls. Even his marriage to bottom left comes a bit out of nowhere.
>>217077253so do gays just straight-up kill themselves once they start going bald then?
>>217077436you're the one wanting women to have a hairy pussy like a man and thinks its okay if she smells like her own armpits, try projecting less
>>217038799Luna was the best choice
>>217072788
>>217068375This faggot really has no aura to be Reed. Even in the FF he never gave off that super genius guy vibe. Only a weak old faggot with that permanent puppy eyes
>>217078005I think of Reed and I think of a tall attractive guy. Maybe if Pascal was like 4 inches taller and shaved the mustache I'd entertain the idea of him playing Reed but it's just impossible to take him seriously.
>>217068064can some marvel nerd explain to me why is Doctor Doom so well liked/iconic? I read his story and nothing seems particularly interesting
>>217079173Smart and not comically evil, believes himself to be morally right and has values beyond “muh domination/muh destruction”He’s like Luthor in DC
