>got the stones>did the snap>saved the universe>retired in a tiny hutexplain how he was the bad guy again
>>217077976Even smarter with the mind stone, no? It would likely ruin his original plans after he gets it.
What was his plan for when the breeders started breeding again and reached the same population that caused the original issue?
>>217076986Tortured Karen
>take comic book plot>remove the actual reasoning for the baddie's master plan>well that just opens him up to a billion significantly better options to go about his plan, should we change how he goes about it? Killing half the universe makes no sense without wanting to bang Death>Jarvis, write us a better way>oh right you're not real>let's just keep it
>>217079112The MCU tried to have it be a benevolent thing and adapting the idea of it from the comics, but in the comics Thanos really is just a simp for death Basically>Death didn't like that there was more life than death in the universe >Thanos interpreted that as: “I should murder a lot of people”>Half was just some arbitrary number he came up withMarvel slop is just retarded. Don't think about it too hard
2026: you now have the power to re-cast any film you likewho do you cast as who?
>>217076238That would finish killing Hollywood.
>>217076069meant to attach my test attempt:https://youtu.be/2ZiKos1eRm0?si=Kn3mg4D2RioMr9za
>>217076238women would flip for that
>>217074381Can someone remove the bug in the middle?
>>217078484maybe
share your battlestation for consuming kinoI also have a bluray player and 4k blurays i no longer use dvds
>>217069532needs more Izzy the fact theirs no audio of them furiously fapping
>>217076775'jak it
I am White as they come. Irish and Nordic with 10% ashkeNAZI admixture and I love Snood!Don't believe the gaslighting, we aren't jeets or gooks. Snood is absolutely a White's delight.
>>217078164based
sex
>I'm McKenna with Draul here
I'm Amanda Meiwurd
Okay who the fuck is Gaw Thumb?
>I'm Nutweering HokeepansWhy did Batman feel the need to give that guy a false name?
>>217078749>I be Liev. Was Joker ESL?
Why didn't Dunnhier figure out what was going on? Out of character.
>>217078977I liked the Steve Miller "Fly Like an Eagle" song parody when they were trying to get Eric to fly with balloons https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TffKlFYayfQ
I was watching a "Howard Stern Homeless Jeopardy" vid a few weeks ago.>black crackhead homeless guy wins $10k>blows it all on $400/night hotel rooms, lots of booze, fancy clothes, and a drum kit>a few weeks later they send out Stuttering John to interview him and the guy had no money left and everything he bought was stolen
>>217076841Holy shit, Jeff Ross is starting to look like Popeye! What the fuck happened to him? It's hard to make Artie look good, but I think he does it.
>>217077280>We all agree callers were the absolute worst part about talk radio, right?NOT on the Stern show. Most of his best bits were from callers like Eric the Midget.
>>217075922>OnA Party ROCK!!
Do normal people not feel hunger the same way obese people do? If I'm not eating my stomach is constantly killing me. I need to whale or else I feel like complete shit. Can't concentrate, insanely irritable, and pain.
>>217076975kek thisWhen I get fat it's from eating giant meals of carbs and cheese and drinking beer for 6 months. It's actually a lot of work if you think about it. As soon as things in my life start to improve again, I naturally eat less garbage and become interested in fitness and drink less.
>>217078599yeah this is pretty true. eating cauliflower and beans is GOATed
>>217077765he fired off a warning shot at frank hustle or wahtever his dumbass name is. world would have been a much better place if boogie just killed him unironically.
>>217078599That's actually a leading reason why I had to give up junk food.>oh yeah I'll just have donuts with coffee for breakfast>hm, time for lunch of fish, rice, veggie>and now for dinner heh heh two more donuts because I ate such a "light" mealI might not count calories but no exercise and what I do eat healthy is obviously not enough to actually be slim when factoring in sweets. Rather insidious in a way how normalized it can become when dessert is treated as a whole sale final meal. Thankfully being broke does wonders for my self control and I'll buy something to cook rather than junk because I'd rather spend my money on having food for a week than sweets for a day.
Addiction is the narrowing of the sources of pleasure.
>Every 2000s millennialslop was about how easy it was for some absolute schmuck to get pussySociety wasn't actually like this? Was it?
>>217079285No. Those were movies by jews, starring jews, in which the jewish guy gets to knock up the beautiful white woman.
>>217079285Still is.
What the fuck did I just watch?No seriously.I enjoyed it, the acting is good, the woman is amazing but was there like a point or a motive I'm not seeing besides "normal pair bonding is good"
>>217045244Dark Souls 3, but in movie form.
>>217078210Okay Jonathan Franzen why don't you go write an article about how a funny interesting author is "too difficult". >as a le founding member of /lit/Ah yes the board I haven't used in 14 years
>>217075109Lmao look at this dense retard
>>217045994just watch with a friend who has a netflix account? lol?
>>217079214thank you, i wouldn't mind you telling me why im wrong though, so that i may improve
name a more insufferable show
Fallout
https://litter.catbox.moe/kkq730wttni05kds.mp4
Stranger Things
>>217079171fallout tv show>>217079230you shut your whore zoomer mouth
Welcome to Derry was pretty bad
This movie sucked, I am beyond appalled I put my family through it in New Year's. First 20 mins are just RD2D and the faggot droid talking with unintelligible aliens. The middle is le funny alien midgets making noises in the jungle. AND THE FINAL BATTLE AGAINST VADER CUTS TO OTHER FIGHTS EVERY 1-2 MINUTES. You THINK you finally reached the good part of the movie and can't stay on the scene for even 5 minutes straight, it constantly shows you Lando and random soldiers in spaceships, or Han & Leia and the midgets fighting stormtroopers in the jungle, for absurdly long amounts of time.It's almost like Lucas didn't trust his audience would be interested in the real story and drama (Luke, Vader, Palpatine) and had to flash pretty lights in your face the entire time.EVEN VADER'S DEATH HAPPENS ALONGSIDE EVERYTHING ELSE. The sad music doesn't even manage to kick in during Vader's funeral before everyone starts dancing and singing.This shit was probably the Phantom Menace of its time, it's stupidly incredibly childish more so than even 4 and 5 (who are boring in their own ways, but not this cartoonish). We also have that stupid song at Jabba's hut, it was the Jar Jar Binks of its time I just know it.
>>217078759>This movie was a mess and demonstrates what happens when Georgie has no tard wrangler anymorethe proposed darker ending by kurtz and kasdan was significantly worse and completely out of line with what george had going all along, it was kurtz trying to take control of star wars that got him fired. dude was trying to set up a franchise while george was trying to tell a story.also reddit spacing lmao
>>217078759The original plan was a series of 5 films that Lucas shortened into 3. When Yoda says "there is another" in Empire, he was referring to a sister character to Luke that was supposed to be introduced in the fourth film with the planned ending being Luke and his sister team up to finally defeat the Emperor in the fifth and finally movie. But he got lazy, shortened it to three films and tied up everything in Jedi. The reason Leia was made Luke sister is simply to make a payoff by the line from Yoda, Lucas just said fuck it, make her the sister. Its one final line at the end of Jedi and it has zero consequence too bc of this.
>>217078738To be fair, it is indeed fun when you're on the winning side like Germany at the beginning of WWII but when both you and your enemy are on the losing side like Russia and Ukraine, then yeah...
>>217079103Eh, Lucas was far from trying to tell a story. We got like 20 minutes of story per movie, the rest was him playing with toys in a sandbox. That's the best way I can describe the OT. He'll throw spaceships, soldiers shooting lasers and aliens making noises every 10 minutes or so at us in what feels like a kid playing with toys more so than an author telling a story.Like 80s Avatar. The big pull WAS all of this action, planets, weapons and weird creatures, but if you're not impressed by that it's gonna be a tough sell as a movie
>>217079220except in star wars there is an actual story whereas all avatar has going for it is the visualsgeorge literally predicted slop like avatarhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8DwjBqG544
Ah yes, Vecna's magic rock. A good story for another time.
>>217072423> giving a shit about this show past Season 1 ISHYDDT
The worst part for me is there's already people saying shit like "It could never have lived up to the buildup anyway", as if no good show has ever ended well, and s if the ending wasn't objectively horrible an most ways, and if people aren't casually writing much better stories stream of consciousness in fucking Facebook comments every second every day
>>217073237fuck you jj
>>217078218That is because Lynch is a surrealist director who intentionally defies logic in his films/shows. Duffer Brothers are just hacks doing a mid Spielberg impersonation.
>>217079197"It will never live up to expectations" is cope. It's like HL3. "Oh, it'll never live up to the hype". What people want from HL3 is Gordon Freeman, in the Arctic, fighting Combine, on a boat. Expectations are rock bottom, regardless of "hype".
>truck gets a flat tire>fucking explodes
>>217079269do americans really?
There are genuinely loads of people like this out there. People are adults, why do they insist that children's media is really for adults? They literally made toys of The Last Airbender. It aired on a children's cartoon network. What causes this? It's even worse when they get mad that the children's show isn't nuanced enough.
>>217079023Rick and Morty is a cartoon for Redditors, who are hardly adults and honestly hardly human at all.
i watched slippin jimmy
>>217078589>>217078820Mad Men is more subtle than any of those shows and better imo. The characters feel real and their lives go how you would expect. Peggy aborts her baby and it genuinely never comes up again except in her actions. Only problem off the top of my head is the creator's retarded son who can't act
>>217078589>smart>the wirePick one (1).
Kind of like the people on this site who will get all butthurt and defensive when you point out shonen anime is for teenagers
Here's your sex robot, bro.
>>217069620What even is this movie? Is it about a guy that buys a sexbot and then lives happily ever after? Lol
>>217069620Sex robot? I specifically ordered a Cleaning robot. I hope Amazon can exchange it.
I'll wait for the two billion model
>>217069751Why couldn't she cheat on them with you? You were definitely in need.
>>217079077No shit, I have to avert my eyes every 0.3 seconds to read the fucking subtitles.
How come 4chan never cared for Discovery Kids?
too advanced
>>217078076Anyone?
