How come there are so many british docokinos about doing literally anything in the victorian age or the edwardian age or the georgian age but there arent any american docokinos about living in the colonial age
>>214418397Telling people that used to be self-sufficient and rebeled against a tyrannical government is a big no-no.
>>214418397iirc pbs and other places have done some colonial Williamsburg stuff, but nothing quite like the farm seriesfor me it's Tudor farm
They always end up making it about the worst parts of history about Indian or blacks or witch burning. Then people start turning it off. Like Dr Who doing episodes about Americans.
>>214418397Because most Americans don't care about history, so if they made no one would watch it. But it would be a fucking great documentary, same shit as history farm instead of English people just follow US people.
>>214418397the old davy crockett disney series is kino. The problem is america has since been unironicallly conquered and judaized by people who hate the original colonists way of life and actively try to erase and rewrite our history.
I feel like The Conjuring is below them as actors yet they keep doing it
>>214420263FPBP
>>214420557ps3, but yeah
>>214420548I hate how all fight sequences use the camera as a floating drone now. They don't design impressive set pieces for one or two locked cameras any more, its all this noisy fast-cut action all the time.
>>214420249The dude literally wrote/directed the last Insidious film - he's 4 real
>>214423499Patrick Wilson even sang! the song in the fucking credits! Look it up, Conjuringfags
Any actor-character that presence not only isn’t necessary, but also is a detriment to the plot. For example, I can’t think of any character more useless than Neville Longbottom played by the unfamous lying Matthew Lewis. In PDF File Stone, Neville is used 4 times too many. We are introduced to him by Hermione walking inside each cabin to look for the missing frog, but sadly his first mention wasn’t even necessary since Hermione was going into each cabin to tell people to change into their wizard clothes (because is a minor plot hole since it’s the job of the prefect). The second time we see him its in front on Mcgonnal where he find the missing frog, this could have been replaced by simply showing pettergrew jumping away from Ron (which could have been re-used when they find out that she can turn into cat, and/or for 3rd movie foreshadow). Then we see him with the red crystal thing and the flying lesson, this could have been completely replaced by having Draco steal something from Hermione, having Harry do his hero thing and having hermionne throwing a fit about breaking rules, which could have been followed by the scene which Ron mentioned its no wonder she has no friends. Finally we have that pathetic scene in which he tries to stand up to the trio, this could have been completely removed by simply having Dumbledore give more rigged point to the trio. Chamber of Azkaban : there are only 2 scene, the first one is the herbology class in which he faints (useless comic relief, could have used a random extra). Also, herbology is Neville forte because he is supposed to grow like the plants and the second is him being lifted by Pixles to the chandelier (easily replaced by having the Pixles pick one of Harry Book to the ceiling.
Half Blood Prince : unless to be a stupid comic relief by serving during slughorn party, he has 0 purpose. In the book harry think he saw him dead (if only)Deathly Hollow : stole all the parts of Dean, Dean Thomas was supposed to lead Dumbledore army, that’s why he got arrested to the Malfoy manor and why Harry meet Dean’s father. Sadly JK Rowling felt it was too much and cut all dean part of the book but there are left over, that’s why Neville glow up never made sense cause he was never supposed to have one. In fact, when Dean was arrested, Neville would take over and the Dumbledore Army would start grumbling until Harry join them back again. Then Dean was supposed to kill the snake.In the end, Matthew Lewis wasn’t necessary, shouldn’t have been cast and his presence only make the story worst. Hopefuly the tv serie cut his character, or make him fall of the boat and killed by the giant squid in the first episode.
>>214423022its alright, you can be be jealous that some of us can discuss in more than one language , im sure you will get there eventually ;)
>>214423143sorry, I don't understand your ESL gibberish
Consider this: it must take something like talent to manage to stand out as the dullest character in the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.>a-at least the books were good though"No!"The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
Good thread OP. I can't think of any just yet. But here's a bump. I'll come back and add someone a bit later
>add a quipping redditor to your tv show>look him up>he really said those things irlwtd
how high was his blood pressure in that moment?
>>214421163you can sit back and say youre going to do everything different than your opponent but in practice people who do that tend to not know what theyre really doing, and so end up mimicking what the last guy did only worse once they get into positions of power. creativity doesnt really exist among most people, neither does vision
>>214421084Rome was so full of posturing and hollow charades appealing to tradition.The concept of senators breaks down when you have too many and it just becomes about large majorities teetering to the will of personalities.
>>214421971>Meanwhile Cicero was too obsessed with the letter of the lawonly shitters do this because they dont realize rules are guidelines for shitters and if you have a brain you are supposed to maneuver around them properly
>Perhaps you would have us clip a tranee!
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>>214421695if anything it's a bit small for a 1080p web-dl
This is genuinely a lovecraftian horror right?Fuck the A-frame and its misleading trailer and poster. What a piece of shit film.
>>214418036>The plot sounds luke a French movie I seen a couple years agoIs this a remake?
oh my
>tfw RedLetterMedia Mike Stoklasa uses the Patreon Money to buy himself, his wife and their disabled kid arena seats to see a Pro Rasslin show even when Mike said he doesn't watch wrestling (he lied)>tfw said ticket cost thousands of dollars each meaning they used their fans money to seat near ringside instead of making videosSeriously, this confirms that Mike is a hack fraud!
boomers aged like shit
>>214420503someone older than 30
>>214420326>>214423130Memes aside, Gen X and Millennials are the only generations aging well.A lot of Zoomers already look old. For example, Billie Eilish looks older than Carly Rae Jepsen, and Sabrina Carpenter looks older than Taylor Swift.Billie Brown already looks like Babushka.
>>214420326Boomers aged like men.You never aged. You're a fat, adult-child virgin. Do you even own a tie, or a belt with holes?
>>214423452>Do you even own a tie, Kek, do you own a musket or bronze shield ? xD
>>214420326I wonder about that sometimes. Did they really age like shit or are we all becoming more neotenous cause of shit in the water and environment like microplastics fucking with our hormones?
Kdrama General Park Bogged-young EditionPrev >>214379792*** TorrentsShows: pastebin.com/HwuShnKH Movies: pastebin.com/BPZ45xHw *** ChartsNewfriends chart: imgur.com/a/92Ub01UOlder dramas: imgur.com/a/YanckySThriller/Dark/Action: imgur.com/a/h8ZuG3n
>>214423403Veneers unnie!
>>214423263Based. Try Zombie Detective afterwards, it's fun and has her as the FL.
>>214423403yes!>>214423450Will do!
>>214422828I am currently watching 5 kdramas.
>>214423410
I want free sodas from the company's vending machines
>>214423105That charcoal briquette with wings running Gotham? Not that strunz, not in this life
>>214423105>sodaAdults using babyspeak makes me sick.
>>214423105>not a chance
>>214423398>Oh is he here today?>Who? That weird fuck that smells bad?>Yeah, wait, be quiet here he comes now Well hello gentlefolk today I am enjoying a carbonated beverage
>>214423398I thought that was just the standard term americans use? I remember hearing it a fair bit when I was out there
SOUL
>>214419992While this is SOVL it makes more sense to just download an mp4 and play it natively on the psp
i actually really liked this movie until the weird cucking storyline
Does anyone remember those gameboy video carts? I had SpongeBob and it was like one episode so horribly compressed it would probably be unwatchable now
>>214420133Imagine being meme'd into homosexuality by /b/ lmao
>>214419992I watched porn for the first time in PSP back in 5th grade in school with frens
I don't get it.
>>214422842sex is silly and funny to autistic girls
The racial social engineering message is promote white men race is bad at sex as always in mainstream industry since I was kid around 2006 or 2007, sexually negative inferior race of men innofensive to be laughed for racial pleasure of men of other races, for whites kids be groomed and internalize this racial social engineering, and be fucked by black men and men of other races promoted racially sexually positive as dominant race of men having racial sexual dominant industry for sexual praise of own race with non-white women and white women for racial sexual pleasure, benefit, pride of non-white men races in racial social engineering of white losers
>>214423457How do you get over this if you've internalized it
>>214423457schizophrenic, stop watching bbc porn
>>214422842Women have laughed at me before because of the noise I make when I cum
Who are the best giant women in television & film?
>>214415003She's what, 193cm tall? That plus high heels could easily be over 2 meters, that's taller than like 98% of men, even in netherlands and bosnia o algo
In gullivers travels he is amongst giantesses and finds them repulsive because all their tiny skin imperfections which are not obvious at normal scale suddenly become huge and obvious.A giantess would be disgusting IRL, you'd see all their pores and spots and moles and hairs
>BD NeverShame, this was much better than all the shit Full Moon pictures churn out, even if the main woman is either hungover or off her head for half her scenes.Still, if Village of the giants can get a good HD transfer (Joy Harmon's arms are suprisingly hairy), maybe this will at some point if the original film still exists.
>>214407507this, with 49 vaginas
Nani?!
I watched this once and I am unable to rewatch it cause it hits way too close to home, it's painful.
>>214423483it's a comedy
Why are youtubers so entitled?
>my videos are getting less views i guess that means i have to stop completely!
>>214423197>>214423393This fuckface also made that exact video a few years ago.
>>214422666fuck that retarded cunt anywaymost annoying speech impediment and how did you think content revolving around gta was gonna be it
>>214423306thats rich when the game is completely played by brown teenagers or 3rd worlders these days
>>214423444>how did you think content revolving around gta was gonna be itIt's genuinely mind blowing how little creativity so many of these big Youtubers have and are so rigid they have no idea what else to do.
>actually fucking terribleWOW what the fuck was that shill campaign during release? This only got interesting enough to watch during the last 30 minutes of the film. Glad I didn't waste money watching this trash in theatres.
All she had to do was stop drinking and that police guy would drop that hag stacy
>it's a witchBefore that reveal movie was fullscreen, after that I was browing 4chan on the other half.
Was good but a little overhyped like others have said. I would have liked a little more lore and a few of the scenes were too darkly shot which felt streamerslopish, plus the ending didn't quite live up to the potential of the early set up.Overall a solid 7/10
>>214423438Theres no way a straight man likes the dikey jew over the big tittie blonde wife
>>214423463shit, meant for >>214423392
