Arthaus and ClasXEND TIMES EDITIONQOTDWho likes to eat ass?Pre>>215227562
Finish this film related sentence: I am looking forward to _______.
>>215262432flatlining in an ambulance in an undignified manner because I couldn't resist beer and sugared baked goods, leading to long-term ailments such as high blood pressure, trouble walking, and even flatulence from the asshole.
>>215262244A 4/5 classic tragically mogged by his succesor, American Idiot, a complete 5/5 landmark kino of the 00s.Filmic equivalent of Dookie: The 400 BlowsFilmic equivalent of American Idiot: Fight Club
i know its been said before but it is really crazy how much films, overall, changed between 70s and 80s in terms of tone and what was considered 'tame' contenteverything feels like it got kiddified except for violence which feels like it got turned up to 10
https://collider.com/tom-cruise-russell-crowe-the-mummy-hbo-max-streaming-success-october-2025/https://screenrant.com/the-mummy-2017-hbo-max-streaming-chart/
>>215261422No, it doesn't. Don't even @ me with your retarded reply.
>>215261467Cruise and whats-her-name mummy lady, had great chemisty. Close to Karloff and Zita in OG film.
>>215262273No they didn't, what are you even on about, they both acted like they were trying to emote at a greenscreen
mogged
>>215262273Same height lol
RIP Drew Struzan>>215246081
>>215255210Built for BFA (Big Fiona Ass)
>>215262394nigga made a remake of candyman that nobody saw and now is remaking wes craven's the people under the stairs
>>215262156Don't lie now... we (YES. WE!) are ALL finna fold in this situation no cap. And it's completely moral cause Esther is a grown woman
>>215253296I hated the new Halloween movies. Unironically they deserve some kind of Nostalgia Critic tear apart for how brain rotted they are. Just off the top of my head:> Podcaster somehow gets access to evidence from a crime (the mask)> Let a podcaster into a super maximum security prison so he can show the mask to a mentally unstable serial killer and scream at him for.......views? > This triggers the killer to break out and leads to the whole trilogy, showing exactly why this would never happen. > In the second one somehow everyone gets the impression a homeless sixty year old cripple is nine foot tall Michael Myers> They lunch him despite him begging them for mercy and it being obvious it's not Michael> Guy does a gruesome on screen death that goes on for like ten minutes because.....because why was this included> Michael is suddenly magic> What was with the gay couple named Big John and little John?> Upon seeing his homosexual partner in fornication murdered the other fag goes all solem and says: "Youve come home." Then stands there and lets him kill him.> Movie ends with Jaimie Lee Curtis hopping out of a hospital bed to go Sarah Connor on Michael> Next movie this is retconned completely and she literally bakes pies in an apron the whole movie (literally what)> After getting Superman powers from all his kills at the end of the last movie Michael now is crippled laying in a sewer the whole movie> Random emo kid finds Michael and wrestles him on a scene straight out of the 2004 indie horror comedy Freak OutComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>215262156What the heck is a sleeper series
Lmao dead on arrival
>>215262157The Guardians movies were hugely successful
>>215262170Because they had Chris Pratt (he's so cool) and cute talking animals
does she bang the male inhabitants every planet around a red sun?
GotG Vol. 3 is the only worthwhile production Marvel has had in the last decade. Some exception to Loki.
>ANOTHER found family ensemble moviePLEASE DO SOMETHING NEW
Last time on /trek/: >>215246755Question, were Odo and Kira a good couple?
>>215261881oh also he kissed Quark's toes while telling him about how the reforms are fine actually so if Quark is a "retarded faggot" what does that make him?
>>215261158Yes, but not a belligerent one
>>215261965this show is amazing because who would think from their first appearances that characters like Nog and Damar would end up being so great and so important?
>>215247779https://youtu.be/LwKJN01en9E?si=62wOgqhZQKSXxA0Z
Blade Runner sucks. You can cut it seven, eight, fifty different ways. Won't change the reality that the right footage was never shot. The same applies to 2049, with exception to the characters and dialogue, of which there are zero redeeming qualities, contrary to the original.Hampton Fancher, whoever this nigga is, or if he even exists, is an atrocious screenwriter who had/has zero understanding of the source material.On a related note; 2049 is one of the most visually disgusting films of the century and a stain on Deakins's career. Denny needs to fuck right off with these $200,000,000 bloated science-fiction flicks and get back to basics.>tl;drThe series already sucks and has never even made money, even with attractive leads. Do they actually expect people to watch two trannies?
>>215259282Trannies belong in cyberpunk, because it's not le epic cool guy future you dumb shithead. It's another sign of a corporatized meaningless existence where people try to express individuality through mutilation and modification (see: cyberware) of the human form. >>215259216It will probably suck yes. Because the people creating it would never attack their own characters, expose their flaws or even inhumanity. They will do exactly what the media illiterate chuddies want and try to make cyberpunk heckin awesome neon future woah.
>>215261626>2 womenShit b8
>>215259282Cyberpunk is by definition high tech, low life. It has always been full degenerates.
>>215259634i mean there's no really other asian actors they can shill
Any good boomercore movies?
>>215261735Oh so some worthless barren loser who'll be forgotten about in a year. Yeah might as well give it to the dog
>>215260550Titanic is the obvious pick. But I think trash like Rocky is often overlooked>shitty bouncer and unknown boxer>has huge fight literally dropped into his lap by pure chance>gets his dreamgirl to come over to his apartment due to everyone else forcing her>rapes his dreamgirl with no repercussions (she's subsequently in love with him)>legendary boxing trainer teaches him to be a better boxer>puts in like a month of effort and manages to draw against the world champion>is now rich and famousNone of that is weird or eyebrow-raising to boomers.
>>215261325Anything is pawsible. It's not too far-fetched.
>>215262097Then become dog.
>>215262178The majority of the time it's true. Kids don't unconditionally love their parents forever, if you don't bother to build a real emotional bond they're probably just gonna abandon you when they become adults.
AAAAAAAAAAAA NO DONT RAPE MY ASSHOLE IN THIS PUBLIC ALLEYWAY I SHIT OUT OF THERE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT FUCKING HURTS HAVING YOUR COCK PENETRATING MY SHIT BOX OH GOD AAAAAAAAJesus Christ calm down lady…
>>215261335what if it's a clown or bernie the dinosaur
>>215260189You understand that 99% of 4chan is fedora tipper atheists that have no actual concept of good and evil right? Basically, if it's arbitrarily "based and redpilled" or just contrarian/edgy, then it's "good". Since rape upsets normal people, then it's "good" and the normal people are "wrong".You're casting pearls to the swine dude, they couldn't care less about what's actually good and bad.
>>215261350Been here since 06, this trash was passed around on /r9k/ when we got the influx of reddit self proclaimed incels and the vast majority of incels are jeets.
>>215261968Most of 4channel is trad cath
>>215258757i think most men would rather be beated than being raped by other men, same logic, it's gross and humiliating.You are thinking of hot guys like christian grey, those are not rapists.
Current First Place: Nat and her lesbo sister Unofficial First Place: Jag and Jas previously on /bb/: >>215103682
>>215260952I read something where he saw the house as being divided as Jimmy & the girls vs Kelley and the guys, and Jimmy's side wanted him out so he had trouble trusting any girls besides KelleyHonestly it's not the worst read, some of the guys (Adrian, Rylie) wanted him out when Keanu trusted them, and Lauren backstabbed him literally a week after he kept her safe
>>215261004>Quinn mentioned his misogynistic moments on the live feedsand once again I'm proven right by taking Jared's side not knowing the deets
>>215261026>my reaction
wait.. lauren isn't a virgin??
>>215260952I listened to a bit of it. Seemed like Taran went easy on him but just explained what was actually going on all season
What's wrong, baby?
>>215261260I once went to a goth club around 2005 but I got a little scared and left. Waaay too many weirdos for my taste.
>>215261445>little scaredWhy
>>215261496Too many beautiful women
Are the asian schoolgirl not in anything else? I remember they are cherry cherry but has anyone seen them in concert?
Never realized that dude in beginning is Lem Blade is the best movie suckheads can get fuct
>Olivia, we need you to act like you have the emotional maturity of an 8 year old, but are also a sexy woman
>>215260184Why would a computer program wear heels?
>>215262317Because it's a woman computer program.
>>215262317>Not programing your sexy woman programs to wear heels
>>215260293>I'm whiteif you were you'd recognize a hockey helmet
>>215262386flats are objectively cuter
SAM RAIMI PRESENTS: GIRLBOSShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4wiXj9NmEEWill you watch it?
Whatever I watch his films to see people get physically fucked up in absurd ways and the occasional slapstick.
>>215253909Let's hope her boss in the film got injured and has a handicap that is why she has the upper hand.
>>215260833>remembers the 100 examples of women 'naturalists' being incompetent in shows like naked and afraid
>>215253909Why won't he do just one more fun camp horror movie with minimal cgi
>>215262424Wtf is this
>This is a 10 year old in America
>>215258349Eesh. Amerinonces are sicker than I realised.
Our milk is full of growth hormones.
>>215260382his name is edward james olmos, and on this board we show him the respect he fucking deserves. kys. so say we all.
>>215258349>me, my mommy and my daddy
I love how they made Quinn a huge fucking maniac loser in s6I hated him being poochieits awesome they didnt even change anything about his character they just turned him up to 11
Reminder: She did nothing wrong
>>215260098>i enjoyed the first film>i wanted to see a M3GAN sequel where she becomes the next big thing regardless of the murders>50 kids in a school, all with their own megans>bullying happens, suddenly the megans all go terminator on each other and the differing factions of kids>turns a school sporting carnival into a bloodbath etcand instead they make a lazy sequel like that? fucking lame, hollywood is soo gay.
>>215259502She was literally a puppet the first half of the movie until the girl activated her latent murder bot programming.
>>215258628M3GAN knew the asian guy would like her dance
>>215261690sexo
>Its a beach episode
>>215254316those are 315 000 years of evolution
>>215261611Timberlake won anyway
>>215257421wrong
>>215261468All girls have boobs and these days even fags, but nice butts are less common.
>>215258620>Here is the gross creature I was telling you about
