Remember when Harry blew his aunt?
Reminder Chris Columbus only stopped directing because they filmed in London and his kids were living in LA and he chose his kids for some reason.
Why didn't he do it again versus death eaters? Seems like an useful combat spell
>>215267687c'mon anon, we don't send people to Azkaban for blowing their aunts
>>215268432*donkey noises*
>>215267791>and he chose his kids for some reasonSpoken like somebody with no kids.
Yet we are supposed to sit here and let incels tell us that women have an easy time dating?
>>215269244Indian women can be surprisingly cute.
Is this worth watching? 3 hours is a significant commitment.
>>215269092bro take fucking look around, that is kind of reality. If anything I think it shows that regardless of political affiliations, everyone became insane after covid. If anything, I think that there's one real point this movie makes, which is that the internet and big data centers and all this shit is obviously if not behind, at least the main money maker behind everyone gets insane, and I feel like this is one thing that people of every inclination agrees with, in their own insane and alienated way. If you tell me you've never met anyone who resembles any of the characters of the movie, you either live in a monastery, amish town or you're too insane to realize you're one of them yourself.
It's fucking hilarious.
>>215269171nta but that does not a good movie make. it was fucking excruciating to watch. Any political messages aside, it was watching annoying faggots being annoying faggots for 3 hours
>>215267916The first part is pretty entertaining, then it just goes so far up its own head it comes back out its arsehole.Just your typical "wish i was Kafka" surreal, neurotic jewish crap with nothing to say except "my life sucks in an incredibly specific way so noone can even relate so why are you watching this?".
>>215269171don't get me wrong I actually liked the movie a lot more than I thought I was going to. director should go back to horror though
My dreams are all dead and buried.Sometimes I wish the sun would just explode. When God comes and calls me to His Kingdom.I'll take all you sonsabitches when I go. DO NOT TOUCH THE TRIM!
>>215264948>Rusty's program hadn't actually worked. It was merely a list of Judas Priest songs he felt...kicked ass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2HeipvvP2c&list=RDO2HeipvvP2c&start_radio=1unkown hinson did nothing wrong
I watched an episode with nigger early. Jesus fucking christ it was terrible. Its just Tracy Morgan speaking normally.
>>215264948>>215268205so few showmakers understand what I need in my life, what a great time it was to be around to witness this show.
>>215268205RUN:/https://youtu.be/XzmUS-jXrBY?si=YzZ7UAaSWsDzE9p_/END
What do?
>>215268591HUR DUR THE SHROUD ISNT IMPORTANT
>>215268748>HUR DUR THE SHROUD ISNT IMPORTANTCorrect. Not only is it not important, there's no way your IQ is above room temp if you think it's reliable evidence.
This new guy looks like a chuck poster. Jim would post sneed.
>>215267591Looks good. Hope he doesn't have a Finnish accent.
>>215268591I'm not lost, I'm found. Nigger.
>character meets a quirky girl who changes his life
I want an autistic black gf to change my life
What was the name of this film director again?
>Look, I know the supernatural is something that isn't supposed to happen, but it does happen.
I genuinely think no one has watched lords of Salem but meIt's a good movie
>>215266667I used to warm up on acoustic with I am Legend. Great for improvising and great album.
Robert Paulson
>>215260876Biggest surprise of my Horror research in prep for October was finding out that Spider's directed like four feature films
Now that it's been a decade, what went so wrong? This had a great concept, it was Brad Bird dealing with retrofuturistic stuff he likes, it even had Laurie and Clooney; it was supposed to be good.
The lore and meta advertisement with the pin and the secret group that involved famous intellectuals and industrialist was cool. The jet pack scene made no sense. House asked how is this useful? How is a fucking jetpack useful?! How could such a droll man have such authority as to decide what participants should join?
The inflatable safety suit used by the rocketeers seems like it could be useful for motorcyclist.
bump
Good premise, cool idea (I know some people seethed over the Walt Disney secret society of industrialists thing, but no one actually cares), the writing just felt undercooked and like lots got left outSame problem The Incredibles II had imo
>>215266402This movie really encapsulates how the Disney company worships the devil. A brilliant scientist is punished by being BRUTALLY murdered in a children's movie because he was RIGHT about humans being beyond saving. The "heroes" replace fact with saccharin delusion literally under penalty of death and that's how the movie ends.
The new champ is a big titty zoomer chick wearing a choker.
>>215263983Wtf she looks closer to 40, it's that hair I think
>>215268256I watch mine from an arab channel, they remove the video within 12 hours
>>215269168I'll bet she still looks like that at 40.
https://youtu.be/I1r0qIsoZcE?si=9wzAlq-x9cLNy5F6bros..
>>215262589cant unsee Elon
>"Hey, former pornstar Jenna Haze here. It's been a while but please subscribe to my OnlyFans. I post daily and upload pics and custom videos for VIP subscribers. Check it out /tv/, if you subscribe this week you get a month of free content!"Well /tv/? How do you respond?
>>215268535>former pornstar>subscribe to my of???
>>215268638Yeah.
>>215268535Her and Taylor Momsen are best friends. You figure that out!
>>215268535
>>215268638I think she just does the grift of uploading barely erotic photos of her which is enough for some simps apparently. She's teased a return to porn like three times in recent years but she never follows through. I think she just likes the attention.
Why are fembots always depicted in a bad light?
>>215267575soapybros.... don't look....
>>215268108Because it was shit
>>215268108/tv/ said it was trash instantly, the trailer didn't look too bad
>>215268207Autistic take
>>215268412She can make anything look great
Oscar bros, not like this.
Average squatemalan
I'm 5'5" but one of my closest friends in HS was a "cool nerd" who was almost 6'7". One time we were over his house and were wrestling (he was winning easily due to the size difference and had INSISTED we try it) and he just pinned me down and started dry humping my ass over my jeans till he blew his load in his pants. I even struggled a little bit but he didn't care. I never told anyone and he never said anything about it either. We didn't break off contact immediately but I wouldn't be alone with him anymore after.
5'10 is the most optimal height FYI
>>215268770this is honestly copegirl tells her friend group she is dating a new guy. If she says “and he’s 5’10”” they will all look at her with a confused, neutral expression, “so what?” basicallyIf she however says “He’s 6’2”” or higher they will all be giggling and congratulating her and secretly pining to hook up with him if his face is also hot.Also if youre very tall you’re basically the automatic leader of any group you’re in.
>>215265576Jacob Elordi
What went wrong?
>>215264622>He stopped getting away with it.
I have no idea what the show is like because I'll never watch it, but Fishtank is one of the worst things to happen to this site in the past few years.
>>215264622>entire thing is to make white nationalism/groyperism seem cool and hip to zoomies>is fat, disgusting, degenerate, and looks like he has some sort of genetic defect.???
>>215269186Sam can't decide if he wants to be some kind of comedy figure where his grotesqueness is part of the humor, or some kind of serious right wing thinker with credibility. All his attempts to be the latter fall flat because he's just objectively a disgusting ghoul that nobody wants to emulate.
>>215269242him trying to be le edgy then blubbering about charlie kirk and palestinians is funny
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>>215269121whoa there fella
>>215268227Kiera still got it. What a cutie pie
English have a half lame acting career like Emma Watson, but they still get to hang out with the Royals..
>>215269218>but they still get to hang out with the Royals..thats something that you're jealous of?lmao
I want to suckle on her 15 year old nipples so fucking BAD
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