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It’s funny how after all these years they still can’t explain how a Queen xeno is created lmao.
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>>214966549
>"if you thought the alien queen was clever"
>"wait until you see the fever dream existing within Alien Covenant"
>Fever dream turns out to be more black goo shit orchestrated by egomaniac android who somehow gets hard at the sight of the Xenomorphs and himself
Oh, Scott...
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>>214966640
I dunno. Looks to me that with that timeline setup, the Prometheus crew found the goo precursor on LV-223 which ended up turning a few of them into monstrous precursors which would wildly mutate and eventually adapt into the xenos, like a biological weapon that evolves.
Whereas the ship on LV-426 had the eggs, a stage where an evolutionary path was complete, stable, and controllable as a biological weapon.
The end result of the goo when used on humanoid species like the Engineers or humans are the two legged tailed xenos with eggs and chestbursters.
David got the goo and the colonists and then just fucked off to the tail end of space to conduct his experiments, never to be seen or heard from again in his short circuiting quest to turn himself into a god due to Weyland's speech to him.
The Nostromo crew were tricked into going to LV-426 where they found the crashed extinction ship loaded down with stable bioweapons in their egg form.
I don't see any time travel needed. I don't know how much black goo is inside an alien drone, or queen, but maybe the dozens of scientists on the Romulus research station found some in the xeno they rescued from the Nostromo explosion and were fucking with it for years and managed to follow down a similar path of David with their experiments. David is highly intelligent, but he's one android. His experiments were stunted and slow due to lack of materials. A bunch of androids and fifty scientists would be more than enough to discover the same results he did, separately.
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>>214966940
sidequels and prequels are not canon, only sequels
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>>214967020
Eat a dick.
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If I like it it's canon, if I dislike it then it isn't
Simple as

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What's the funniest Python sketch?
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>>214966890
None of them. The worst show in history. Any one that likes it it a nerd faggot.
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This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxXW6tfl2Y0

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>The very last piece of good Star Wars media wasn't even live action
Really makes you think
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>>214967037
>The very last piece of good Star Wars media wasn't even live action
I know right?
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>>214967070
Ah yes the "We Have Clone Wars at Home" version
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Genndy Grevious and Lucas Grevious are two totally different characters, it’s incredible
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>>214967037
Andor > everything else....

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>no sticky
Fuck this board
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Why would she have one here it's on /an/, retard.
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>>214965850
the better man
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>>214965792
that congo movie was pretty good special effects
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>>214965792
Why would there be a sticky for this biologist on the board for television and film?
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>>214965792
She was a Klaus schwab population control communist that spoke numerous times at the WEF and Davos. She was not a good person and especially not a good scientist, she tried to hide the violent nature of the chimps she studied.

One of the most treasured 'control the entire world under a central world government for our safety' globalists.

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> bitch about white male directors and other woke stuff
> their entire group is middle aged white males
why are they like this?
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>>214967076
chicken butt
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>>214967044
What? They made it very clear they are Trump supporters.
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how
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>>214967044
For me it's them censoring their language for youtube ad pennies. Greedy fucks.
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>>214967104
That is getting annoying

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on dexter episode 1. I think this guy is the ice truck killer
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>>214961181
>I think this guy is the ice truck killer
Correct. Now you don't have to watch the remainder of the series.
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>>214965334
>ending Showtimes ONLY successful IP with a hackneyed 1 season
The writers can write whatever they can pull out of their ass, they answer to people who know what they're doing
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>>214966789
Horseshit, you ADHDbrain.
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>>214966832
To be fair general media illiteracy may make it seem more worthwhile
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i stopped watching a little into season 3, did i miss anything worthwhile?

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*DING DING DING*
Emergency bake for the good people watching their loved one spiral out of control
Don't answer any questions
Don't mention any previous incidents
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Queen of /filmdeux/
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Not with a bang, but with a whimper
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>>214966555l
>/filmdeux/
I thought that they stopped autosaging "/film/".
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>>214966555
test
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icles

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lads she might have a point

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Spoilers for Taboo (2017):

>hyperbolically badass MP who "did many bad things in life", but the biggest thing that eats him from the inside is guilt for killing a bunch of niggers

>MP owes his life to a nigger

>The only purely positive character who has done no harm to anyone, either directly or indirectly, is the nigger investigator, who is all "for justice." (There are, of course, no negative black characters.)

>The entire series is a personal project of a British actor/producer about tough and principled alpha male Briton betraying his country simply because he feels like it, they are all ugly and racist anyway.

Wow I didn't know Hardy that much of a BBC (not the tv company) loving cuck.

Also the cliffhanger is funny.
>People risked their lives and did everything they could to get on the ship with the main character and go to America with him, because they were fed up with rotten London and all that. But in the last scene of the series, where they have already sailed, they ask him, "So what, to America?" and he answers: "No, we are already Americans. We are going to fuck you know where to do fuck you know what." And everyone is OK with this shit.
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and? nobody cares.
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>>214966331
It is pretty subversive.
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>>214966331
Woke crap.
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>>214966331
COUNTERPOINT. MP in this show is based because he fucked his stepsister
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>>214966331
The whole show was him trying too hard as an actor and the show trying too hard with white man bad. It felt way off.

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Would you?
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>>214965748
Without hesitation
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>>214965748
would berry, king arthur, etc
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>>214965748
dem krazy eyez
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>>214967079
I like you.

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I'm so tired of seeing ugly black women shoved into every movie
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>>214967003
black women are the main reason I'm pro-abortion
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>>214964653
>>214964861
Tv has always had ugly men to not make men jealous. These days they try to sell us Pedro Pascal or Idris Elba as being peak male attractiveness. The most hilarious was when actor Kurt Egyiawan's character was described as "handsome" by the teen white female character he was terrorizing. Media producers are constantly tip toeing around men's homicidal levels of jealousy and insecurity. Like in print advertisements for men's apparell they usually cut off the male model's face because it hurt's men delicate fee fees to see another man's eyes.
Look at women's tv like the Hallmark Channel, one of the few places where they actually cast legit 10/10 men. Male actors are often not allowed to make it in the mainstream until after they've hit the wall, probably no inspire homoerotic lust in the male viewers.
But anyway, in my experience it's striking how black women in real life are hotter than the ones on tv. I was walking around the hip part of my city on July 4th night and there were hot black women looking their best everywhere, stunners with amazing bodies. Meanwhile on today's tv even Uhura on Star Trek they cast a fattie with a dumb hairstyle.
It's social engineering, but meh, society needs social engineering because most of you are dumb and can't separate reality from screens. E.g. all the incel chud threads where it's "I'm hopelessly ugly because my eyebrows are too far apart!" or "I can't find a gf because I'm only attracted to cartoon characters!"
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>>214967009
if you ever see the movie The 13th Warrior? savage beasts that destroy white villages and the only way to defeat them is by going into their caves and destroying their spawn points.
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>Das rite wyte boi, i send my worse.
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>>214964653
Chuds are so pathetic

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Are big boobed actresses still allowed on tv?
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This is a current show and technically these boobs are massive
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>>214955740
No, not if OP have something to say about it
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>>214956478
OP also spams the giantess and inflation threads.
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>>214966879

Yeesh.
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>>214966584
Because they are based assgods
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>>214966879
WHICH SHOW

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More like Flopiosa lol
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>>214965391
>>214966787
Here's that 9/10 I was telling you about.
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>>214965692
she grew up sheltered in an oasis
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Jeet CGI good
Filming on location bad
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>>214967034
>filming on location in the desert
George Miller is like 90
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>>214965391
Is that mole near her eye new?
I think it’s quite cute
moles are weird sometimes they enhance a woman’s beauty but other times they make her look like a witch

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>THIS SUMMER
>FROM THE SICK TWISTED MIND OF JORDAN PEELE
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>>214960174
Plot twist
They all hate each other. Oh wait, that's real life
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>>214966290
Walter McChicken Watermelon
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>>214960318
good, wholesome post
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>>214960359
>produce manlet sperges with slit eyes jaundice skin and insect hair.
hi elliot roger
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>>214961750
I see where you're coming from, but you're brown and circumcised, though. Pamphlet discarded.

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8A well-placed source tells me that Amazon is quietly pushing for Jacob Elordi as a contender for the next James Bond, though no formal offer has been sent out, and we’re still a long ways away from official casting. Elordi will likely have a screen test next year, the usual tuxedo fit and action scene.

https://www.worldofreel.com/blog/2025/9/30/amazonmgm-wants-jacob-elordi-to-play-james-bond
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Part of bonds torture will be rape
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>>214966629
>Bond from Brisbane

Nah
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>>214966629
Bad
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>>214966629
Is he really gay?
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isn't he a bit too young?


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