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>I saw bombs go off on a rice farmer.. the horror
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I just wanna learn to cook man
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>>214964832
this fat fuck ruined the third act, if he had just listened to Coppola and not turned into a fat pig we'd have gotten a better movie.

Normies worship those scenes with him but they suck, they're easily the worst part of the film
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>>214966057
Actually filtered.

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>>214964059
>tfw you've been offered a chance to make it in hollywood if you just kill your best friend
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>>214944823
Based Haggard enjoyer
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>>214952348
The Fifth Element had some wonderful side girls.
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>>214954044
Fuck me eyes make anything look appealing if you've gone through long enough a dry spell.
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>>214964966
They were literally all professional models.

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ITT: Works you think would be unfilmable
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Webster's Dictionary
Impossible to adapt
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>>214956266
Bottom left is Nyarlathotep, but is the picture a reference to a specific story? Because of all Great Old Ones, it seems to me like one of the most filmable one
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>>214964530
You will never be a woman
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Please. If Blood Meridian was put to film, they would make Judge Holden a misunderstood villain who gets reformed.
I mean for Christ’s sake he’s a hardcore pedophile. He’d be a Hollywood darling.
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>>214956266
nothing is unfilmable with cgi and ai

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>white people bad
>brown people good
>police bad
>open borders good
Did I miss something? The "revolutionaries" only seem to care about having open borders, the police are all cruel racist white supremacists with no morals. I kept waiting for the movie to have a clever twist or reveal but no, it ends up in the exact same place it started.. waste of 2.5 hrs. Acting was also shit and penn made a cringe villain. I feel that I've been duped with the reviews of this.
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>>214953867
Letter was dumb. Would have only been good if it was inspired her to continue to be a revolutionary against her father's wishes and it ended with her being shot. The mother is responsible for almost everything bad that happens to people and they should double down, not try to redeem her.
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>>214952875
Brown people are the actual worst people in this movie.
That said, I saw this in theaters yesterday, what a fucking garbage movie. The music at one ponits turns into a pianist on shrooms playing with two fingers, Del Toro is just kind of there, the plot makes no sense, a guy gets shot in the face with a shotgun and crashes his car and just walks it off, Sean Penn has the stupidest looking and sounding character I've seen in years. What a dogshit movie
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>>214965824
holy filtered
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>>214962966
This anon is trying to get people to ask the wrong questions. He's a fraud.
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>>214958051
Why DID he walk like that?

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>We'll never be able to have a South Park thread that doesn't devolve into political sperging again
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I thought South Park was unfunny because I grew up and stopped being 12-14 years old. Many of you could learn this lesson too.
>>214955741
fpbp
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>>214965893
I fuckin kek at those shitty faux-"conspiracy theories". These people are fucking cowards, they should just come out and say they don't like Project 2025 because they love faggots and trannies. Of course that wouldn't allow them to manipulate people
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>>214965808
I genuinely like this episode I dont know why everyone shits on it
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>>214965932
It's not really their fault. Americans are a simple-minded folk. They're a lot like cows, or extremely fat Indians. Their brains are very small and cushioned by multiple layers of fat and bacon grease. Intelligent thought processes are extremely rare. Most of the time they just yell CHUD and LIBTARD KEK at each other.
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>>214966004
Me neither. It's better that the shit they have nowadays

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>You're a fool, Picard. History will look at you and say: "This man was a fool.
How do you respond without sounding mad?
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>>214963723
>Maxwell was right
>That Bajoran terrorist that wanted to bomb the wormhole was right.
>The Romulans that wanted to collapse the wormhole were right.
>Garak who wanted to genocide the Founders was right
Were the billions of lives lost worth it?
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>>214965588
It sent a powerful message about black power
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>>214963872
The issue is the decision is not his to make

As mentioned before during Kirk's era, captains have a lot of leeway when dealing with foreign adversaries/power.

Kirk pretty much ran the entire federation foreign policy with the crazy power but lowkey alien when dealing with Klingon in that one ep

Where as Picard has to constantly calling starfleet command and they relay the info to the federation council for decision
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>>214963872
this was your takeaway? and not that DS9 was dogshit cringe fanfiction-tier writing and the starting point of the nutrek plague?
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>>214963670
computer, disengage safety protocols, security code gamma alpha yankee foxtrot alpha gamma gamma ocho tango and transport this faggot inside that meteorite, and leave a space beacon transmitting all the collected speeches from adolf hitler, randomize order and engage

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Agnes DeMille is a pervert
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>>214965837
What's wrong with that?
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>>214965837

She looked so cute and happy dancing with Lady Gaga. That youthful joy will soon be snuffed out to be replaced by rage like most western woman. #SAD ;_;
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>>214965895
TINGLING
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>>214965895
These are really good now. They add audio and porn may be dead
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>>214965965
Still some work to be done, but it's one of the better ones I've seen posted here.

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ITT: Quintessential "punchable face" actors
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>>214959565
But those guys are supposed to look punchable. Jon and Shia are super srs hoodrats I'm supposed to quake in my boots.
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>>214959836
What's wrong with Keanu?

>anon you don't actually support the MKU and the Christmas Adventurers, right?
wd?
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>>214962257
What does this mean?
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>>214965444
I think it's like the breakfast question
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>>214963764
>Beauty and the Beast
>Terminator 2
Beast Beback
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>>214965352
The Swarthy Man is the epitome of MASCVLINITY. Timmies could never.
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Indians have killed this board

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>we need a couple that's just pretty enough to look acceptable but just ugly enough to look relatable
>sir, emma stone and ryan gosling are still here from the last 10 movies they just did
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>>214964885
I watched Caught Stealing and the looks mismatch between Austin Butler and Zoe Kravitz is so egregious it almost breaks the film.

>FREE LUIGI
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>>214965420
>No they didn't
Saudi literally financed Iraq's war with Iran in the 80s, retard.
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>>214965431
>Saudi literally financed Iraq's war with Iran in the 80s, retard.

No they didn't, you're grasping at straws and making up bs now
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>they weren't chanting 'death to america' in the streets so therefore everything the media tells you about saudia arabia is all wrong
huh

real high fucking IQ take there ol' billy redbeard.
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>>214965451
>No they didn't
They did. Google it.
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????

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I watched it for she.
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>>214964108
Who is that?
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>>214965877
Russian Binoche.
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>>214965877
Lana del rey
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>>214965969
>viy
>russian
kys
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>>214965969
>Russian
>Natalya Varley was born in Constanţa, Romania, a daughter of the sea captain Vladimir Viktorovich Varley, who was also a one-time City Council chairman (Mayor, in modern terms) of Murmansk where the family lived.[1] One of his 19th century paternal ancestors was a Welsh jockey who (along with his brother) had been invited to Russia to manage a horse-breeding factory, married a Russian and settled there.[2][3][4] Natalya's mother, Ariadna Sergeyevna Varley (née Senyavina), a granddaughter of geologist Yevgeny Barbot de Marni, was of French and German origins

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from the sick and twisted minds of some of hollywoods most disturbed individuals
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>>214965723
Boomers are a plague on this earth
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>>214965723
That's wholesome and all but it makes for a boring movie

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THIS IS BOBA FETT’S STARSHIP REQUESTING CLEARANCE.
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>>214963439
I'm starting to think we need to create a more alarming word than nigger
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>>214958755
Uhh... Who's requesting Clarence now...?
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>>214958755
slave 1 is such a kino name because it makes you wonder why the fuck would anyone call a ship a slave, number 1 no less
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>>214958755
>This is Princess Leia's Hutt Outfit I, requesting permission to dock
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>>214964873
stolen/bought from a commercial fleet of ships that do slaving obviously
that's why its got the carbonizer on it, people transport

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>>214965884
>I don't see how that's a party
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Who talks first? Do you talk first or do I talk first? I talk first?
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>>214965901
>leftroons still think they can appropriate "triggered"
Lmao
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>There's only one God, ma'am
>And I'm pretty sure moschiach rabbi Yeshua Ben Yosef, the national deity (YAHWEH) of the Irsalite people doesn't dress like that!
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>>214966014
>triggered by the word "triggered"
something is wrong with you


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