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>Save The Addams Family
>Save Minecraft
>Save a generation of zoomettes from theythemism by dating a white guy
>Coming soon she'll save Angry Birds and Star Wars

Kneel
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>>Save Minecraft
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>>214966496
it's too powerful
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This kinda sorta looks like my ex Zoomette gf. Don't be jealous. She moved to San Francisco and turned into a they/them non-binary thingamajig.
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I wouldn't look twice at a person like Emma Myers. No curves, no height, no chin. She will age like milk. Next.
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>>214966624
Most normal men wouldn't. The only reason she's popular here is because the board is full of the most rejected men in society. Snood is such a low value "woman" that it's the best chance they think they have with a woman before you get in to hambeast territory.

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What's the funniest Python sketch?
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This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxXW6tfl2Y0
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>>214967085
This, but also, Ministry of Silly Walks is not only the unfunniest Monty Python sketch, not only even the unfunniest """""comedy""""" sketch, but actually the unfunniest thing ever produced at any point in human history.
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>>214966890
https://youtu.be/uLlv_aZjHXc?si=pY2wKpEyHkyyXr1R

i always thought this one killed me. Also the Meaning of Life movie slayed me as a kid, thought it was funny as shit.
>the fat guy exploding was wild
>the literal sex-ed was my sexual awakening (glad i never turned out to be a cuck tho)
Some of it still holds up, Death talking shit to an american remains comedy gold.
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>>214967114
that one was kinda cringe, but it ended well enough.
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>>214967114
kek

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One of my favorites

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greatest gen Z actor
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>>214966318
NEET
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>weak hair
>bad skin
>no chin
>no charisma or acting skills

>bad posture
>boyish body

SAD
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>>214958833
She has a pretty akward fart joke scene with Jennifer garner in a Netflix movie called family switch
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Has sex

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Would you?
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>>214965748
how is this any different from the usual friday night date?
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So does she eat dudes or just fuck them or what?
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>>214965748
Sure, as long as it is at her house. I ain't letting that bitch know where I live
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>>214965748
I already did, next question. Or you know what, no more questions, please.
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>>214965748
New V/H/S/ on Friday, my friends.

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Why did /tv/ enjoy this?
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>>214964697
Femcels are a relatable and underrepresented subculture
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>>214964697
Rey should be a nudist
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>>214964862
If you saw what a real femcel looks like you wouldn't be saying that.
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>>214966438
what would the film be about?

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*DING DING DING*
Emergency bake for the good people watching their loved one spiral out of control
Don't answer any questions
Don't mention any previous incidents
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Not with a bang, but with a whimper
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>>214966555l
>/filmdeux/
I thought that they stopped autosaging "/film/".
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>>214966555
test
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icles
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How do I learn composition?

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>grape
>pdf file
Fucking embarrassing. Even his kiwi farms thread is clowning on him.
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>>214967271
You sound very much not obsessed with them bro congrats
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KINO
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>autistic retards are seething about thing
wow thanks for keeping us up to date
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>Wow, that guy actually trying to avoid youtubes insane autocensorship system, lmao what a dork. He should be like me and not even have a youtube channel and only post his opinions on this gossip rag forum where we do nothing but seethe about the attention other people are getting.

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Bilal al-Burri
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>Don't you hate it when your lovely wife talks back to you on your podcast and you're not allowed to stone her to death? First world problems, am I right? This guy knows what I'm talking about.
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Big Billy Red Cock
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QRD?
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>>214957780
Where's the hypocrisy? The guy is in total alignment with the American establishment, like every other libshit.

Yom Kippur edition
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And now, the conclusion...
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>>214967290
Imagine the sex. Completely legal, and consensual.
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Based
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>>214967261
>Ferengi encourage Klingon immigration to the Federation
>Bat'leth attacks against Ferengi increase
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I've finally gotten to Carbon Creek, what a great ep I forgot it was nazi/borg One actor
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I think VOY's biggest flaw. Or, rather. Missed opportunity. Because it is flawless. Is they should've, every time Neelix enters a scene, all the other characters should start singing about how much they like him. Like the Mr. Mistoffelees song. But about Neelix. And you know how in the Mr. Mistoffelees song, it has that bit where it's like a chorus line and they sing "Oh! Well, I never! Was there ever? A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees" and they sing it over and over again. That would be good if they did that with Neelix.

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on dexter episode 1. I think this guy is the ice truck killer
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>>214966789
Horseshit, you ADHDbrain.
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>>214966832
To be fair general media illiteracy may make it seem more worthwhile
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i stopped watching a little into season 3, did i miss anything worthwhile?
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>>214967108
Doakes comes back from the dead as a zombienigga and proves to everyone that Dexter is the butcher instead of him
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Its crazy how much they blew their load with all their good plotlines and characters in the first few seasons. Doakes, Lundy, Brian, Trinity, Miguel, none of the characters in seasons 5-10 come close. The Ice Truck Killer/older brother plotline should have been towards the end because no killer comes close to Brian in terms of plot weight and competency with the obvious exception of Trinity. I went into the show thinking the Bay Harbor Butcher case would last for the whole show and was shocked to find out that literally everyone considers the case closed after Doakes' death until like Season 6 or some shit. I was assuming it'd be like Death Note where the case is actually pursued but I guess that would put Dexter in trouble and the writers don't want their power fantasy temu Punisher to ever be in trouble

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ITT: Quintessential "punchable face" actors
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>>214957496
OK you win.
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>>214956465
god this guy is the worst
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>>214956174
this gigafaggot
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>>214967133
the third one played an annoying cunt of a character in an annoying cunt of a cringe movie called Baby Driver or something
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>white people bad
>brown people good
>police bad
>open borders good
Did I miss something? The "revolutionaries" only seem to care about having open borders, the police are all cruel racist white supremacists with no morals. I kept waiting for the movie to have a clever twist or reveal but no, it ends up in the exact same place it started.. waste of 2.5 hrs. Acting was also shit and penn made a cringe villain. I feel that I've been duped with the reviews of this.
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can you really say the movie was a success, or even "good" if the mainstream 90%+ of people completely missed the point, or misconstrued it entirely? like, if PTA was earnestly directing a super elitist social satire where "both sides are depicted as buffoons" then why is the entire story told from their perspective, with the only scenes from the opposite side showing an unironic nazi secret society built on racial purity and "hailing satan(ick)"? we're ostensibly supposed to root for these "buffoons" on the left in their righteous (from their perspective) revolution, as PTA gives no alternative, and in fact makes sure you realize that's the case when the daughter chooses to willingly follow in her mother's footsteps even though she was totally abandoned by her in the first place. the mainstream reaction to this certainly doesn't SEEM like pta got across that nobody is the good guy here, as you all are so willing to do mental gymnastics for, and in fact it seems just the opposite.
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far left woke money laundering slop
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>>214952956
>behold the new Zendaya tier sheboon mutt with no sex appeal
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>>214957458
His wife looks like oriental as fuck since she's a half kike
The love interest of leo is one of the ugliest sheboon they could cast
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>>214953541
He doesnโ€™t get pegged he gets his asshole licked

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What was the moral of the story?
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>>214967365
Don't trust Chinamen with your manifacturing, they will fuck you?

Do poor Swedish women have to be anally raped to receive food stamps in Sweden? I can't believe something like that even happens in African war zones.
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It's their culture
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>>214966724
Anytime and anywhere a man is in a position of authority and a female is in need she's gonna get fucked.
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>>214967121
In the third world sure but not in a rich highly developed country like Sweden.

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Do they even have one or the concept of Art at all? Do they consume muggle media or are aware of it? The only mentioned in the series is a children's book compiling folk tales, and it's implied the living "paintings" are created automatically by magic.
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>>214966754
They have music (e.g. The Weird Sisters, Celestina Warbeck), they have talk radio, they have books (e.g. Gilderoy Lockheart), and they have art (paintings, tapestries, sculptures).

The only paintings that might be created automatically are dead Hogwarts headmasters. Or they could be commissioned when they get the job and hidden under an invisibility spell cast by the headmaster, so they get revealed when they die.

I doubt any of them bother with muggle media as electronics don't work around magic, plus general prejudice against muggles.
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>>214966754
Arthur definitely has a huge muggle hentai doujin collection but muggle interests are considered "woke" by the traditionalist population


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