>We need a neurotic awkward millennial for this role>Oh um I guess I could do it. Yeah, me!.....do you want it to be me?
>>215574026He's to millenials what Giovanni Ribisi is to Gen X.
>>215574105Eisenberg's only consistent trait is being thoroughly unlikeable.
>>215574635Giovanni has mad range, Cera doesn't. The only time I've ever seen him act like something different was in Twin Peaks
>>215574105But OP DID post Jesse Eisenberg…
>>215575149Damn…
>What is your profession /tv/? Do you go to the gym when not in your mother's basement? Speak now child when your King speaks to you, or be cast aside like Ephialtes of Trachis.
>>215573988why would you ever share your movie reviews with a woman? that's only for the boys you idiot
I bow-hunt birds at the citadel
Tech support. I thought about getting a second job at Barnes and Noble because it pays like shit despite the stress. It's why I have zero qualms about pirating and not seeding.
>>215574045equities, forex, or crypto?
>>215572059>Clinical researcher>Gym 5x a week, for four years now, I'm in Great shapeGot it King?
>Political and religious leaders, billionaires, bankers? Nah I'll just kill petty criminals, that will surely bring order to the world.I thought this guy was supposed to be smart?
>>215555930Famously when political and religious leaders are killed, their succession is done in a orderly fashion.
>>215555930Is there a bigger jobber than Light Imagay? Every single step he made only made it easier to deduce he's Kira. Even after he fucked up so bad that L joined the same college as him, he could have just ignored him and be fine. Instead he did all this shit to prove he's not Kira only to dig himself in even deeper
>>215555930>>Political and religious leaders, billionaires, bankersNone of these are inherently evil, take the breadtube dildo out of your ass, kid
>>215556538But why? Are you some tard who thinks billionairs are rich because they somehow stole it all?
>>215557476>e.g. Luigi)What did he accomplish again? It's not like insurance companies are more lenient
Hot take: Riz was always ugly
It's that easy
I mean it sort of is if you're attractive. She probably had a boyfriend too
>>215574965the amount of work I would have to do to bring a woman over and not have her run away the second she saw my place is just fucking monumental, it can't be done.How did people clean their homes back in the day, was it aliens?
>>215574965this happened to me at a party so yeah?
>>215574965She looks like Cara Maria from the challenge.
>be khhv throughout high school>freshman year of college a girl way out of my league sits down next to me in the lecture hall>start sweating bullets>she starts a conversation with me and I'm just trying not to spill spaghetti everywhere>second day she gives me her phone number and says we should "study and do homework together">later that night she sends texts explicitly saying she wants to get fucked>no idea how to respond, try to keep cool>meet up with her the next day and lose my virginity (I made sure to jerk off before so I wouldn't bust instantly)>we fuck regularly for three months despite her having a boyfriend going to an out of state school>after three months she ghosts me and never talks to me again>this was 15 years ago and I haven't been intimate with a woman since
Let's be real, they were just saving money on set decoration, right? There's no way anyone ACTUALLY would live like this
>>215574221Fair enough
>>215574221>mfw people clown on me for going to bed at 10pm
>>215552505I elevate my mattresses with another hard foam mattress. Otherwise it is too cold in the winter if the mattress is directly on the floor.>>215555804Where the fuck do you live, retard? In the sewers?>>215558651>exesGot none. Suck it, bitch.>>215558933He is renting a house in Louisiana back in the 80s or whenever this scene takes place. Do you want him to rip it off?>>215559028Let them reject me while I keep accumulating wealth. I can start a family any time I want.
everyone is sick in the head and got educated wrong as joke. all of you. every last one. me too. it's called being alive and knowing that's gonna stop soon enough. that makes everyone do some wild shit. wild shit or acceptable behavior both being relative social metrics, of course. in short for the less literate of you: y'all suck fuck all a ya
>>215574876>I can start a family any time I want.the cope is palpable
>>215574981TADC is well recognized as kino though
until the kpop demon hunters show comes out
>>215574878 its still gay tranny garbage
>>215574951Biggest self own ever, what a dumb nigga
>>215574904very carefully
>>215573278He couldn't have been more correct.
burger king
>>215567663Grovana. Yet I don't talk to Jewish girls, sorry.
>>215575064that's a pretty cool watchif those are standard lugs, I would wear that on a stainless steel bracelet with no shamewould probably have by huge cock hanging out of my unzipped pants too
>>215573843the satisfying velcro rip always feels good
>movie about Bruce Springsteen >movie about Elton John>movie about Queen>movie about Beatles >movie about weird al And yet no movies about Steely Dan the greatest band on earth
>>215571577I guess you could call me a Steely Fan
>>215571577They should make a movie that just uses their music and goes for their vibeLike a movie set in 70s about a middle aged loser
>>215571577DRINK SCOTCH WHISKY ALL NIGHT LONG
Steely Dan is objectively a top 5 band of all time but these guys are dull and uninteresting. Just a regular guy and a Jew from New York who happen to be immensely talented
What the fuck is yacht rock
I miss it so fucking much bros
>>215574561Fake white people history is so fucking boring
>>215574933Dorne and the Ironborn are a waste of time in the books too. Gurm lost the plot after the third book.
>>215575049Told you nons can't comprehend fiction.
Guys I have really bad anger issues because I stopped drinking and ive been snapping at my dad more and I feel like im being a horrible son. Any advice to control my anger so I can be a better son like Rob was to Ned?
>>215574947Dornish master plan? More like Dornish master fail lol>>215574997Agreed. It makes literally no sense why Targaryens with literal fantasy nukes were unable to conquer them except lame copying of Wales history >>215575065>Third book was released in 2000Fuck
I’m 27 and have accomplished zero things in my life, is there a movie that’s made for someone like me?
>>215575069Charges smarges. Get back to us after you’ve been convicted.
>>215575100Time speeds up considerably after you hit 25, zoom zoom
>>215574986You're just a kid. Also, why are you on /tv/ if you're 27? Why would anyone that age be interested in film? Are you some fucking weirdo?
What the fuck was I going between 23 and 28? I went back to school but why didn’t I just do this earlier? I think I fucked my self and I have only myself to blame.
>>215575054This. Also, people don’t actually care about the accomplishments of others, just the stories surrounding them, and even then the story has to be interesting, which is why more people seemingly care about cereal kriller #83 instead of self-made CEO #179.
Dude, smoking weed and underage drinking fucking rocks!
>>215574520Imagine being 20 years old and still being underage kek
>>215574520Imagine making this thread 500 times.
>>215574520Imagine! Imagine! Imagine!
>>215574885im 22 but people still think im a baby boy in high school
*laughs*
>>215572802She's fairly insufferable.>"A friend of mine just had a daughter. It's a political thing, having a baby girl, in a way that isn't for a boy. You think, 'Oh, isn't this fairy-tale lovely?' Then, suddenly you worry, 'What [expectation] am I planting with that? I don't want her to be waiting around for a man to fix her problems.' Maybe it's a bit silly, but because [gender] equality is going so hugely the other way, I think it probably does take being silly to try and swing it back round."
>>215573897this is like the least neurotic woman take about daughters, for whatever reason baby girls just set them all spiraling if you don't clamp down on it
>>215573897What is she fucking R-rated ?
>both cancelled by reddit at the same time for different reasonsIt's like poetry
Why can't I see tits at the cinema?
Sex and nudity onscreen gives zoomers panic attacks
>>215574621You just need to sit in the row behind a woman with a low cut top
>>215574743Either she has gigantic tits or I'll have to lean over her.
Is porn not enough? Does nudity have to be everywhere?
>>215575128You should kill yourself, faggot.
If you could send a message of advice back in time to a young Christina Hendricks, what would you tell her?
Remake every Shannon Tweed movie
>>215573810Get fatter quicker.
>>215574031
>>215573842That was an impressive prediction
>>215573973Her lack of hollywood support makes sense all of a sudden
