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Are movies the only thing Americans have left?
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>>215560173
>Wooow are those LEDs!!!
But yeah america is fucked.
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Nvidia is on the precipice of being a $5t company. The entire Chinese stock market is $11t.
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>>215561819
The political leadership doesn't matter. Corporate leadership (the kind that actually matters) is on its own schedule. That's why China will always be copying American corporate ideas and making them shittier. CEOs are in power as long they are doing well, and are replaced when a different CEO with a better idea comes along.
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>>215560173
What's the appels with colourful buildings?
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>>215560173
Look up 'tofu dreg construction' and be glad watching a movie won't kill you.

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By taking the New Pill™

>Lift weights, get in shape, become strong, drink RAW milk
>Stop oversocializing, treat time as gold & use it to
>Get a Skill
>Speak ill of no Man so you can prevent social friction
>Separate yourself from Outcomes and stop feeling sorry for yourself
>Find a Mentor who can pass you down knowledge
>Learn how to leverage debt in your favor by Debtmaxxxing
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>>215562907
>speak ill of no man
Do as I say not as I do
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>>215563145
Rare to see a brownoid that has broken out his stable. Most are not like him though.
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>>215563196
He only became that way out of spite because josie turned him down. Before that Sam Hyde was his e-daddie
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>>215562907
>Speak ill of no Man so you can prevent social friction
What the fuck? He doesnt follow this rule at all, and its a ridiculous one anyways. Just a bird-brained imitation of morally good advice, and phrased like a commandment! Probably only used in Sam’s self-defense. This guy’s self-mythology is so fucking bunk
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>>215562907
why has no right wing grifter EVER gave the following advice
>get a wife and raise a family

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What's your favorite screamy movie?

bonus points if you say anything besides the obvious answer of 1.
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>>215563248
I can live without the bonus points

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Is there any chance this will be good and not woke?
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>>215562749
The original Charlie’s Angels did that a lot
Also the 60s Avengers
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>>215563104
>x-files
>melrose place
What?
>xena
Literally has superpowers.
>>215563102
>dark angel
A biological experiment. It's Buffy but science instead of magic.
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>>215562749
Walker Texas Ranger. Back then they thought girls who knew karate could beat guys up
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>>215563096
you lost your culture war and all you have left is acting with condescension.
once again you didn't learn your lesson
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>>215554919
When has a continuation or a remake being Amy good. Battlestar Galactica?

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Is this any good? It's playing at my local kinoplex. I am 33 and childless and would be seeing it alone.
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>>215553328
>cgiredditman shonenslop
kill yourself
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>>215562220
>the anime was very cringe
The movie is very different from what I've heard
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>>215553328
If you're ok being a grown man paying to watch a cartoon alone in a theater then yeah man do whatever you want
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Reze is an evil foid, if you think she gradually fell in love with Denji and was serious about running away with him you missed the entire point
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>>215553328
I'm also 33 and single. I don't usually like anime but chainsaw man is pretty cool.

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i've watched more films from an office chair than a couch
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>he doesn't have an office couch

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Come up with a sequel. Set six months after this one ended.
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>the thing goes to a mud hut nigger tribe
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The Thing goes to the hood (Da Thang or Tha Thizzang)
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>>215562795
>current day
>Childs and Macready still sat there in the snow
>”why ain’t we dead yet?”
>Keith David looks directly at the camera “The Thing 2!”
>fin
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>>215563084
So, let MacReady be alive and swap the chinks out for nips... whatev's. It's not that difficult, given there are a million ways for the alien to have survived.
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>>215562795
Okay six months, the US government has already checked the area discovered MacCready's tape and found the alien frozen in the ice again. They made up a cover up story and have transported it to a facility in the Nevada desert. One day a careless action causes a rube goldberg-esque series of events causing the alien to escape. The whole place is on lockdown, no one gets in and no one gets out. The contingency plan in case of a breakout was to send in a team to contain it, should they fail the facility would be destroyed. Our protagonists are a mix or scientists and soldiers trying to contain the outbreak before the facility is nuked.

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Steel isn't strong, boy, flesh is stronger!

How do you respond without sounding mad?
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>>215562963
Why is his name Tulsa Doom? Does he have a brother named Denver Doom? A sister named Oklahoma City Doom?
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I'd reply:

>What is flesh and steel without the will to use them to achieve one's goals? What use is an hammer if one does not have the drive to use it to build? What use is the strength of muscle to battle men if one does not have the courage to face their enemies? The riddle of steel is thus: how can steel be powerful if the mind is too weak to use it? It is not, therefore it is one's will that dictates ones power.

Then I'd hit him with a big axe.
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>>215562963
>How do you respond without sounding mad?

Call him a nigger, like duh!!!
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>>215563054
Also call him a nigger after you hit him with the axe
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>>215562963
>Steel isn't strong, boy, flesh is stronger!
>How do you respond without sounding mad?

Steel + kinetic energy mogs

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>"I WILL STAND IN THE WAY OF THE BULLET"
>Johnny shoots himself

BRAVO WISEAU
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Is that the best angle for the barrel? What is the best way to ensure the quickest death?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iVBuA3vnQ4
this song is actually good
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>>215562727
the main theme isnt bad either
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You happy zoomers. You killed MTV
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>music television existing after music has been dead for well over a decade
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>>215563190
Fuck you, the weasel did make some kino.
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remember when Kid Rock had a pet midge??
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>>215556909
>one entire hour of music tv on mtv in an entire week
wew
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>>215563215
3 FOOT 9 WITH A TEN FOOT radio edit

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What would be a good reaction there?
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>>215562183
Her? Get up and find another seat instead of crying rape

Him? Get a prostitute, all the good women are gone
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>>215562183
To assert your dominance
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>chinks (cantonese?) moralising about muh "sexual harrassment"
Meanwhile...
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>>215563125
OH VISHNU I'M GONNA REDEEEEEEEEEEM
I'M REDEEEEEMING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>215562736
They spend WAY to long on trains and metro's to go to their useless soulgrinding jobs in Kyoto or Seoul. Most of the time spending hours in complete silence on their phones or just catching up on sleep.

Its why all those harassment in public transport stories in asia are pretty believable, nobody cares about what happens in their wagon, half the train is sleeping, the other half just wants to get to work so they can finally have breakfast. Aint nobody gonna stop some perv

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>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>215562092
i-is that a woman screaming??? AIIIEEEEEE
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>>215562092
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>215560967
>crying roastie can't handle people having fun at the establishments expense
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>>215558789
Akira has tetsuya screaming when he unleashes his psychic energy.
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>>215559720
>Turned into fine mist in front
>Leave a body behind at the back
CGI by the lowest bidder, saar.

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>watch The Thing
>its just Kurt Russell and Keith David aura farming nonstop
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"Now there's a man who KNOWS how to request a flamethrower!"
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>>215562126
Makes sense, they even say in the movie if the thing outnumbers or if it’s just 1 on 1 it’ll just attack and that makes the most sense. In fact if Childs was a thing he would just lurk in the dark and freeze knowing Mac would die, why even risk talking to him
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>>215561852
is he doing the skibidi toilet frfr?
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The pilot should have made an appearance.
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>>215562126
its cain and abel but carpenter (jesus) made it ambiguous as to which is which

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Disney has officially ended their co-production deal, but the BBC will continue to produce the show with a one off Christmas special next year starring Billy Piper, written by the legendary Russell T Davies and introducing a new companion ahead of a full season 3 to premiere in 2027.

https://apple.news/ARZKmR8ZvTn-tykoyf6VJHw
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>>215561859
100 its the tardis having swapped with the doctor
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>>215561859
>>215562009
i don't get it. why do they keep russel t davies up?
he already proved to only be capable of producing shit. season 1 was shit, season 2 was shit. but i thought that would be it. no one would willingly burn money, right?
so why are they actually burning money on this? are they actually this stupid?
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>>215562580
The last Capaldi season was one of the best seasons, what are you on about lmao
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Legendary. This huge faggot ran it into he ground. On his first run his blatant shoehorning of homosex put me off, but I still watched as it hadn't reached the fuckery it got over the last couple of years. He's a fucking awful writer.should bhe get proprs for bringing it back? Why? Anyone could have done it and anyone else probably should have. The blatant left learning homos of the BBC waited to bring him back to subvert kids and all he did succeed in was turning viewship down.
It was a tradition for a good couple of years to watch an Xmas dr who special but no longer.
It's dead. Bringing up piper was his hail Mary. No one wants this shit. Llet to die for 10 years and bring it back with a showrunner with sci fi cred and budget. And writers who shift this into a proper dark sci fi show. But right now it's still fucking homos all around. Disney killing this should have gotten him fired. Instead he'll try and tone down his momo urges to indoctrinate little kids and wait until times past so he can subtly do it again. No more faggot! Die of aids!
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>>215562009
>Time Lords can now choose what they regenerate into
>The Doctor turns himself into a physical copy of a woman who has a crush on
It's hilarious how creepy and weird this comes off if you apply their own standards to it. Or even if not tbqh.
>>215562282
>Every Doctor should have an ending, otherwise whats the point of the regeneration?
Tennant memberberries are now the show's safety net.

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Gessafelstein, pursuit is the best video
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yes. but only when created by some coked up new wave artfags who werent expecting or courting mainstream attention.

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>>215561810
This is kino
https://youtu.be/WjLcVqjIkLo


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