I’m 27 and have accomplished zero things in my life, is there a movie that’s made for someone like me?
What the fuck was I going between 23 and 28? I went back to school but why didn’t I just do this earlier? I think I fucked my self and I have only myself to blame.
>>215575054This. Also, people don’t actually care about the accomplishments of others, just the stories surrounding them, and even then the story has to be interesting, which is why more people seemingly care about cereal kriller #83 instead of self-made CEO #179.
>>215575100Yeah but there's not much hope left for me, there might still be for him.
>>215575144Meanwhile I know I’m just fucked no matter what. Pretty suicidal no matter what tbqh. None of the four friends I have are even responding to my texts. What the fuk is even going on anymore.
>>215574986I'm 38 and I have accomplished 2 (two) things.1. I have browsed /tv/2. I have posted on /tv/
What happened to the art of film making?
>>215573625Let's dance.
one (1) drop of blood in the entire movie, and it's infinitely better than the swill that followed
>>215573832Where?
>>215574341near the end when liu kang punches shang tsung in the facehe wipes a drop of blood off his lip, and then proceeds to REEEEEE with his "your soul is mine" shit
Is this the thread?>Kombat mortel (1995)>L'Ascension du Chevalier Noir (2012)>Les Aventures de l'escamoteur (1997)>Le Fils du Mask (2005)>Va te faire foutre Freddy! (2001)
>Anime can be kin-wtf is this shit? this is just glorified capeshit.
>>215568819I fucking love life. Zoomers only "love" being online (really it just quells their anxiety, they don't actually love it) and tons of them can't even handle being in nature, let alone experiencing everything else this life has to offer.
>>215568819The zoomer playbook:>obsession with blacks>letting perverts into women's safe spaces while calling a 3 year age gap sexual predation>disdain for every generation before>obsessively puritanical>no childhood, spent it on an iPad>ignorance of everything outside their bubble>general hatred for anything offline
>>215574453No need to be a faggot.
>>215570313This fucking sucks
>>215568693Kek keep triggering the weebs
Did people really pay for shitty softcore porn back then?
>>215574953Hi 27, I'm Tom!
>>215574822>>215574929You dummies get corrected about a political term and start speging out over it. It doesn't paint you in the kindest light if you are this insufferable in real life.
We had a book in our house called Everywoman. It had illustrations of sex positions. You made do with whatever back then. A tiny photo of a woman in a bikini from a magazine. It was no worse than having proper porn
>>215574967They did, it was unhappily ever after and it was fucking hilarious and hot.
>>215572349Not to shit up your ass, but third world were those unaligned with either the Soviet Union or the USA.
>Political and religious leaders, billionaires, bankers? Nah I'll just kill petty criminals, that will surely bring order to the world.I thought this guy was supposed to be smart?
>>215555930Is there a bigger jobber than Light Imagay? Every single step he made only made it easier to deduce he's Kira. Even after he fucked up so bad that L joined the same college as him, he could have just ignored him and be fine. Instead he did all this shit to prove he's not Kira only to dig himself in even deeper
>>215555930>>Political and religious leaders, billionaires, bankersNone of these are inherently evil, take the breadtube dildo out of your ass, kid
>>215556538But why? Are you some tard who thinks billionairs are rich because they somehow stole it all?
>>215557476>e.g. Luigi)What did he accomplish again? It's not like insurance companies are more lenient
>>215557328>rich people are le bad and deserve to die because social media told me to
Horror kino with Hunter Schaferhttps://youtu.be/877sg39dyWA
>>215569785You can see the cock shaking LOL
>in a world.. where trooning out is... le GOOD?
>>215569785>>215569810>>215569826>>215569855>>215569897Holy shit that's disgusting. He only passes as a female when he's massively photoshopped
>>215575014"It dosent You like shit, now open your mouth" HUnter
Yeah I don't understand it's literally the body of a man with bolted on tits
burger king
>>215567663Grovana. Yet I don't talk to Jewish girls, sorry.
>>215575064that's a pretty cool watchif those are standard lugs, I would wear that on a stainless steel bracelet with no shamewould probably have by huge cock hanging out of my unzipped pants too
>>215573843the satisfying velcro rip always feels good
Pepperidge Farm
until the kpop demon hunters show comes out
>>215574878 its still gay tranny garbage
>>215574951Biggest self own ever, what a dumb nigga
>>215574904very carefully
>>215574878>most in-demandmeaningless
Save Dickie!Previous: >>215551902
enjoying farida going round talking bollocks and no one reacts because that's what she normally does
>>215575013gottem
Richard turning into an SS officer wasn’t something I’d expected but alright I guess
>Zelah poured hot sauce into someone's anusDirty bastard
>>215575145>Tranny>doing deprived shit It’s a universal constant at this point
>saves star wars in your path
>>215573950Hopefully she gets all her limbs chopped off and burned to a crisp by Jenna.
>>215574906Makes no sense
>>215573259she should be in Live Action star wars but playing an alien like a togruta or chiss
>>215575083Gluck shitto?
>>215574061kill yourself kike
Why are they so obsessed with being turned into lampshades?
Wtf is wrong with jews brains?Why do they imagine shit like this?
oy vey think of the money saved!those greedy lampshade companies aren't getting a penny!
>>215574714Not enough
Another failed russian agitation thread.
>>215574652AUS JUDENHAUT AUS JUDENHAUT DA WIRD DER LAMPENSCHIRM GEBAUTFIDIRALALA FIDIRALALA FIDIRALALALALA
>>215574005To clarify the director wasn’t into bohemian rhapsody The reason the scene hits is that Myers is into it unironically while the context of the last metal heads drunk and jamming out nostalgically to Queen is actually quite ironic. So the scene plays and sincere and ironic at the same time, establishing the satire and heart that Wayne’s World bears on equal measure.
>>215573341The life of a 50 year-old wagie
>>215574618Based knower. I wish I could start a local tv channel. Pure music tv.
>>215572972>It feels like it was written by an incel fantasizing about the life he wishes he had.new "it insists upon itself" just dropped
>>215573341I thought I was the only who felt that way my body just crumbled after 40, every year gets worse.>>215572972Why doesn't this make the movie way better? That is how I saw it too on a rewatch but it made it interesting to me, this guy is obviously some kind of 25 year old virgin and has a virgin friend too. Maybe Wayne had sex before at say 15-16 but it was weird and uncomfortable, he gives that vibe. Rock and Roll is his passion and metal partially because its his ticket into pussytown. Its a good character study about a fun guy who shows you can be an incel but still enjoy life and not let it make you bitter.
>What is your profession /tv/? Do you go to the gym when not in your mother's basement? Speak now child when your King speaks to you, or be cast aside like Ephialtes of Trachis.
I bow-hunt birds at the citadel
Tech support. I thought about getting a second job at Barnes and Noble because it pays like shit despite the stress. It's why I have zero qualms about pirating and not seeding.
>>215574045equities, forex, or crypto?
>>215572059>Clinical researcher>Gym 5x a week, for four years now, I'm in Great shapeGot it King?
>>215575101Yes
>woman is ex-special forces PFFFFFFFFF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>215573559
>>215573633>they were armedunlike the women the SAS murdered
>>215573559you’re being a dumbfuckthere are many, many stories like this, but lots of women have had guerilla and special ops and resistance careers that make james bond look like a boot here’s a few. the first had over 300 confirmed kills. all of these women are harder than you or mehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lyudmila_Pavlichenkohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hannie_Schafthttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nancy_Wakehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_Witches
>>215573756>all of those countries are still dictatorships>ireland>dictatorshipThat being said the US doesn't care about if you're a dictator they care if you sell cheap oil to the EU and fund anti-chinese muslims
>>215575081its crazy that some humans are actually this gullible
Actor Charles Dance is from Reddit, United Kingdom.That isn't a joke btw, that's where he really is from.
>>215570275Yet he gets sex.So what are you laughing at?
>>215570294Damn man, 35 year age gap for his parents. Some millenials future wife was born today.
lol he's still alive
>>215573129His father was 72 when he was born. He died 3 years later. The mom was 35. His parents had an age gap of 37 years.This just goes to show that you should never fall for the marriage meme as a man until you get old. You can father children well into your 60s.
>>215570806>>215574808Hope he sees this.