>won against Harvey>won against the skiing doctor>won against Marvel>won against redditShe fucking won
>>215548715Cute feet. Who?
>>215554278goddammit i need to jork it to her now
Who's this hag supposed to be?
>>215554292Goop
>>215548715Then she gooped over everyone and is was all off.
Just marathoned this, what did we think of it?Also comfy LotR/Hobbit thread
>>2155535571 and 2 are okay but kind of boring. 3 is pure slop.
>>215553661I think the first one gets a bad rep but the rest do get worse as it goes on.
>>215553557I loved this movie. It was the only Hobbit movie I saw in theaters,also I saw it with my dad and it was a good excuse to tell him the entire history of Middle-Earth(including the appendix stuff) on the car-ride home.
>>215554709Smaug scenes save 2 a bit for me
>>215554797Based.
What the fuck was this guy's problem?
>>215550015the first villain with nipple rings
I thought he was david lee roth from the gyrating in an open bath robe
>>215554820marxist commies do false equivalences, incl "equality"
>>215550015Autogynephilia
spent too much time on discord
What are the best kinos to be produced in/by this country?
>>215554781>Le Revolution FrancaiseLa*
>>215554850merci also, Danton was incredibly based throughout that kino (it's entirely available on youtube)
I watched Pacifiction recently and it was one of the most beautiful movies I've watched in a very long time.But it's VERY slow without much plot and quite long. But it was visually stunning. I'm going to watch it again soon'ish.
>>215554781Slightly off-topic as I'm not just looking for French kinos here, but kinos in general about the French Revolution. I've seen the one mentioned in that post, and I've also seen "Danton", pic related, with Gerard Depardieu. Any other kinos about the French Revolution worth watching? Incredibly fascinating period in history that works so well on screen.
>>215554931Not sure I would call it kino, but there is The Scarlet Pimpernel.I also enjoyed Jeanne du Barry a lot (took my mom to see it at the cinema, accidentally gaslit her by forgetting to tell her the entire movie is in french kek) It takes place before the french revolution though, and leads right into it, another great movie to see if you want to see what caused the french revolution which caused napoléon which caused .. I love history.
Why are they incapable of creating characters that oppose their views without turning them into caricatures?
>>215555046>anon's face when his echo chamber collapses
>>215555087>your face when you typed that out
>>215555022No ones denying he's a pedophile retard, you on the other hand bat a blind eye to the fact your party just only is making it an issue now when they could have in 2016 meaning they are also kidfuckers.
>>215555104not that anon but nice try lol
>>215555104>Black Lives Water WaiterIs this some subtle joke about black people unable to swim and just sink to the bottom?
man:>does 15 step beauty routine>obsesses over designer clothes>constantly compares himself to others to the point of it being one of few things that define him>works a nothingburger high paid jobeveryone: "wow this is such deep insight into toxic masculinity and self obsession of 80s yuppies!"woman:>is going to do literally the same thinghow is people gonna react
>>215552196>toxic masculinityThe whole point was that Patrick Bateman was basically a woman, he was a zesty effeminate gay yuppie that happened to like pussy instead of cock, and it drove him fucking bonkers living like that
>>215552196>everyone: "wow this is such deep insight into toxic masculinity and self obsession of 80s yuppies!"really? me and my friends just laughed at the one liners and quoted them, it was a comedy
>>215552196anyone have serious margot robbie fatigue
>>215552915if her left eye looked like her right she'd look sexy
Deadline already confirmed the reboot won't be gender swapped.
I think this scene would be funny if someone farted.
*masculine laughter*JA, MEIN FARTEN SCHMELLEN
If that movie was made today it'd have several comic relief characters and quips all the time. Little convos with uncomfortable pauses for laughs.>Also something about modern politics and something about white people being bad
this one was a classic
>>215555083You're right europe is that much of a shit hole that they'd do it
>>215553217Farted and sharted.
>1A 1A 1AWhat's the frame data on this? Can you block punish it?
>>215554704>THE LEFT!!!!!
>>215554682>invents space age sci-fi techSeems smart to me.
>>215554072how could superman fly without wings? and how can he pew pew lasers from his very eyes???
I’m betting anyone for a problem with Hoult’s Lex only know the character from Kingpin knock off version in STAS
>spams the same move over and overbet luthos plays shotos
star trek!
>>215540021Your Mum did a good job not spoilering the DS9 episode but the Voyager one is confusing and it makes Enterprise sound like a snoozefest.
>>215540072Beautiful, but what's up with the stupid ornaments on the grills? Looks like it serves no purpose and is in the wrong scale. I hate it.
>>215553834Really makes you wonder how he landed the Phoenix on Earth again
I got back from my grandma's funeral and I am drunk as shit. She died at the age of 93.
>>215550901
>*Unite all young boys of the world, regardless of religion or raceHow did Japs do it?Even Americans, who value multiculturalism and diversity, could not achieve that.
>>215554906We don't? Nobody in Mexico gives a shit about Super, Dr. Goku and Memeball is more popular than that shit.
>>215554949>Nobody in Mexico gives a shit about Superhttps://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/1b9uasc/in_mexico_there_were_governmentsponsored_public/https://www.gamespot.com/articles/dragon-ball-super-fans-gather-in-latin-america-for/1100-6457514/
>>215554878Go back to /a/
Goku doesn't possess the one-sided, pretentious sense of justice found in American superheroes.He gets angry when his friends are hurt. He fights because, as a martial artist, he wants to be stronger than anyone else.That's something any child can understand perfectly well.
>>215554878it's the most basic power fantasy, while comic book super heroes of the west were busy being dramatic about their past or morals or simping after girls - DBZ was just about settling problems by training and fighting.
>horrible digital photography, dubious lighting, and bad CGI>soap opera tier dialogue (some of it so bad that I refuse to believe it was lifted from Shelley)>Oscar Isaac, one of the best actors of his generation, gives a completely undirected performance, flailing and gurning>as always, the monster dindu nuffin (didn’t it murder William and Elizabeth in the book?)Aside from the predictably impeccable production design and Elordi’s performance, this film was completely pedestrian and underwhelming. What the fuck?? I thought this is something that Del Toro has worked at and thought about for decades, why is the direction on the level of a high school play? An interesting contrast for this film is Eggers’ Nosferatu: both are idee fixe passion project classic horror remakes, with roots reaching back into the physically meticulous writer-director’s childhood, yet Nosferatu -- which is by no means a perfect film -- completely mogs Frankenstein and succeeds in all the things this film failed at.
>>215554595The monster was shaped in real time as he was treated, but he took the higher road relatively speaking. Yes he was orphaned as nature's abomination
>>215552339>del toro has 1 (one) good filmpacific rim
>>215554758hes an evil asshole. the more he learned about the world and himself, the more evil he became. he should have been doing the opposite since you want to treat him as an innocent babe. frank on the other hand put his own life at risk and those he loved because he couldnt bring himself to knowingly bring more evil into the world (the monsters bride)he wanst playing god when he made the monster, he was just goofing off and experimenting for fun and then accidentally made a monster which is why he got so freaked out. imagine if your cum sock stood up one day and starting talking to you
>>215554824>he wanst playing god when he made the monster, he was just goofing off and experimenting for fun and then accidentally made a monster which is why he got so freaked out. imagine if your cum sock stood up one day and starting talking to youImagine being as retarded as this poster.
>>215554595What film is this clip from?
>100% White Nordic countries are... LE DANGEROUS!!!What did "Ari Aster" mean by this?
>>215553614The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he was in it for the money.
>>215553614money is a means to an end
>>215553434You're being a little too antisemitic now.
>>215553614Not it's not, jeets and 3rd worlders destroy everthing, they don't bring value
I'm from Lithuania and my fiance is Egyptian.
>when you grow up with 8 brothers
>>215554144>men put women in dangerftfy
>Surely if I post these examples cherry-picked from the whole internet, I'll convince them to disbelieve what they know
>>215554412>>215554446>>215554481When dykes target cucked males too afraid to use force on women and act like they won
>>215554641>>215554679>>215554897>/pol/ throws a tantrum because someone finally pushed back against their sexist ideology
>>215554446>sport where opponent cooperates and isn’t aggressive Sports fighting isn’t combat fighting
>public schools are destroyed>children instantly, automatically turn into animalsWhat did BBC mean by this?
yet in the real world:>a few people smash shops>steal iPhones and shoes>"Were you doing this because of <the issue>?">"na m8 just wanted free stuff innit"we fucking suck at 'rioting'. if you weren't alive in 1990 for the poll tax riots, then there has never been (and will never be) an effectual riot in your lifetime.
>>215554786then why are you complaining about the movie that depicts this reality accurately?
>>215554736>child laborApprenticeships, and then only maybe. Sure as hell better than wasting time learning useless shit in glorified daycare.>gaining their compliance through the use of physical disciplineThere was nothing in the book about that.>Who was your tutor?Myself, and the books I read after leaving school.Your turn: why is the mandatory schooling system good?>>215554793I knew something was wrong with the schooling system while I was there, but I couldn't put my finger on it before reading about its origins.
insane 'tutoring' anon, have you ever read Terry Deary's (Horrible Histories) view on this whole thing?https://www.theguardian.com/education/2003/aug/12/schools.historyandhistoryofart> "It worries me that my books are used so widely in schools," he says. "If teachers use them and they are perceived as the establishment text, then kids will stop reading them. And then where will they go for the alternative voice?"> As if on cue, he then lets rip. "I've no interest in schools," he continues. "They have no relevance in the 21st century. They were a Victorian idea to get kids off the street. Who decided that putting 30 kids with only their age in common in a classroom with one teacher was the best way of educating? At my school there were 52 kids in the class and all I learned was how to pass the 11-plus. Testing is the death of education.> "Kids should leave school at 11 and go to work. Not down the mines or up chimneys, mind, but working with computers or something relevant. Everything I learned after 11 was a waste of time. Trigonometry, Boyle's law: it's never been of any use to me. They should have been teaching me the life skills I was going to need, such as building relationships, parenting and managing money. I didn't have a clue about any of these things at 18. Schools need to change."do you agree?
>>215554980Totally agree. I never meant that tutoring should go on for as long as the current 11-12 years of mandatory schooling.3-4 years can suffice, depending on what the child finds interesting and whether it's feasible to learn solo.
>"He lived a frugal life, driving an old car, a 1992 Plymouth, and did not go out for entertainment. He regularly ate Fritos with a Coke for breakfast and TV dinners in the evening. He enjoyed reading and read every book published in the United States between 1930 and 1938, excluding children's books, textbooks, cookbooks and books on technology. He also viewed over 22,000 videos from 1979 to 1997, averaging three videos/movies per day."Is this a kino lifestyle?
> A man who worked for almost 50 years as a librarian at the University of New Hampshire left the school an astonishing $4 million after his death last year. UNH announced the gift in a press release earlier this week.> Though few were aware of Morin’s wealth, his financial advisor, Edward Mullen, mentioned to the Union Leader that the fortune was due to the fact that he really didn’t spend much and lived a life without frills.Morin “never went out” and drove an older vehicle, in addition to eating frozen dinners, Mullen told the outlet.> UNH will use the majority of his donation for a new a video scoreboard at the school’s new football stadium, as the librarian frequently watched football games while residing at an assisted living facility during the last 15 months of his life.lol>be shut in nerd incel librarian>school gives your life fortune to football chads because the nursing home staff turned your tv to football
>>215553539Merely 77
>>215553836I doubt if I'll make it to 55.
>>215553699>Boomers could become millionaire by just doing nothing
>>215553369How much do you have to hate yourself to live off of Fritos and TV dinners?
