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Trojan armour in Nolan's The Odyssey
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>>216998412
It looks like an 8 year old made it in minecraft
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>>217005896
Nolan is literally colorblind and narcissistic enough to not allow someone who is not actually blind to do color grading for him. This movie should be mostly blue and white with red and bronze accents. Luckily ai will be able to fix this hack directors decisions easily in a few years.
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>>217011393
I agree wholeheartedly. Fuck this shit thread. I want this industry to burn to ashes for good, if this is the ultimate fruit of a century of hard labor. These inheritors of the Earth, today... They're sick and want everyone in a daze of illusions beamed into them from their phones and TVs. Fucking retards.
>MUH TWITTER TOLD ME IT'S GOOD.
>I HAVE TO REINFORCE THIS GENERIC TRITE BECAUSE I SEE ADS FOR IT!!! AND THIS IS COOL MEME GUY I SEE ON TWITTER HURR DUURRRRRR WHERE ARE MY FUCKING FROOT LOOPS!!!!!!!!!
Imagine if Whoopi Goldberg took an actual shit on a plate, and handed it to them. Do you think they'd buy it? Anyone who is still bought into their ponzi scheme by now is confirmed low IQ and physically incapable of the brain function required to escape these mental paradigms. They quite literally rationalize not buying tickets to see some shitty, cheap propaganda movie as being some kind of deliberately evil piece of shit, or a retard. No. It just looks like a shitty, cheap, poorly cast film. Not even because it has niggers, personally, but because it has dysgenic no-talent communists who refuse to back off of an industry. These union member SAG AFTRA faggots need to be investigated by the IRS, with military oversight for lethal protection against mafia intervention. This whole thing is just a way to launder money and scam gullible people. It's disgusting.
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>>216998412
this is just fascist architecture, greco-roman elements geometrized and simplified but not as monumental which makes it lose all its effectiveness, see for yourself
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fascist_architecture
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>>217010626
I'll try to break this down because it can be fucking confusing but is also interesting.

The "Athena is Ishtar" pipeline unironically comes from Egyptian theologians looking really hard into the mother goddess Mut and Isis as a co-concept. The cult of Isis is really fucking old and her god concept is fractured into multiple gods (using an over-soul much like Ra and Horus) as Egypt ages. This is also the same as Bastet, once just one cat goddess who became many. That's an important nugget. You see Egypt through its conquering had to incorporate many concepts as a grew. It did not start out united as one place. One of these areas/ peoples was the culture who rose from Bubastis, which is where Mut and Egypt's cat god idea *may have come from, as that place is as old as Egypt's Second Dynasty. The name Bubastis is translated as "House of Bast" as in, the cat goddess Bast which Egypt would incorporate, who was also tied to Sekhmet and Tefnut (which are together with Bastet, are the "ladies or cats of Isheru" which is another name for Mut, which the Nile symbolizes, who had a lioness aspect when she was at war.

So consider the above, as the Akkadian mother goddess, Ishtar, as a concept also had lioness symbolism when at war. Because she IS Inanna, just from the older Sumerian translation. They are the same god and both older then the entire span of ancient Egypt itself which was once PART of both the Sumerian and Akkadian empires. The Sumerian/ Akkadian civilization, who warred with each other had many of its collective concepts just migrated to the young Egypt becoming re-invented. The oldest city known to exist is Ur, you can still go there, it's ruins are a tourist trap now. Ur, as a place, is where humans first developed writing in Sumerian Cuneiform (as far as can be found). And the fucking Egyptians wrote in their own version of that cuneiform first, Before they ever developed the famous hieroglyphic system.

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mark my words, folks. not casting her as zelda was one of the biggest fuckups in the industry
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>>217011012
It already looks certifiably better then 90% of live action vidja adaptations made so far.
But even the best vidja movies still tend to be like 4/10s
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>>217010602
Kys Redditor/Tumblr troon
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>>217011208
>But even the best vidja movies still tend to be like 4/10s
For me, its Mortal Kombat (1995) and Silent HIll (2006) as the best ones. 2001 Tomb Raider too. Not saying much but still.
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>>217011257
I like the original Mario Bros movie, especially the longer cut.
Yeah it's not a great "adaptation" but it's really creative and really entertaining considering Mario wasn't even in 3D yet when it was made.
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>>217010640
None

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Dafne Keen and Isabela Merced confirmed as backup dancers for BadBunny at Super bowl 2026 and the intellectuals darkweb is not happy about it
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>>217011213
Idk, I feel like BadBunny is a controversial choice for the SuperBowl? He talked shit about America or deporting illegal criminals or something.

The SuperBowl is an American tradition, it needs stars like Kid Rock or Metallica.
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bad buddy is peak third world/brown people slop right. its gas station music
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>>217010998
Also observe the outrage comes from middle-aged father figures who falsely presume children are the primary audience of football
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>>217010939
The SuperBowl could have Obama driving a steamroller over a 100 white babies and Republicans would still watch and post online “wow I think they went a little too far this time. I might think about not watching the nfl next year”
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>>217011329
Superbowl halftime show is mostly forgettable bullshit, everyone knows this. A lot of artists wont even do it if offered because of the nonsense involved. For example, Red Hot Chili Peppers apologized to their fans after doing it, since the constraints wouldnt let me play live etc. Outside of a select few halftime shows, no one really gives a shit about it. That doesnt mean the NFL isnt making a stupid decision, they are. However, their dumb decisions are not limited to the halftime show.

Ronon
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Do you ever wonder how they cover up all the dead? Do they just use training accidents, or maybe the GWOT. Do they do something to the body so people won't be suspicious of the giant circular burn from staff weapons on them.
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>>217011230
Thought that was Farscape kek
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>>217011504
Prolly right them off as casualties in whatever foreign deployment is currently active (Afghanistan, African peacekeeping, etc.). Wounds can be attributed to IEDs, shrapnel, burns.
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>>217011212
what is this body typed called, it's very distinctive
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>>217011639
write* ffs

Holy kino
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>>217011552
Yes, however his relative looks like a nonce and I felt uncomfortable every time he was on the screen so I shall disregard what you said in favor of my epic /tv/ theory.
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Why didn't he ask for a polygraph test? They could have polygraphed the little shit too
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>>217011603
>Why didn't he ask for a polygraph test?
In Denmark, they are considered fake and gay.
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>>217011637
They can't be used as evidence in court but it'd at least fight off some of the suspicion
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>>217011603
>polygraph
>clenches asshole at strategic moments
what now big boy?

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movie characters named Timmy?
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>>217011470
thats simply because you’re white. nobody wants a brown manlet
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>>217011470
>I'm feminine sissy dorky white fuckboy.
>Still get more pussy that browns.
>>217011512
>>>217011470 #
>thats simply because you’re white. nobody wants a brown manlet
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>>217011548
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>>217011581
timmycel seething from both threads
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>>217011627
>he says, while continually shitting up the board by seething at “timmies”
brown
manlet
jeetcel
lmfao

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Brad Pitt’s son and his bf.
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i prefer the daughter
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>>217011531
Yes!
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>>217011499
>be famous and rich
>have children
>they are all gay
>your bloodline ended


Monkey's paw?
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why do all zoomer trash wear baggy shit now?
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>>217011556
The 90s are back baby!

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>>216995388
>if the na'vi werent blue what color would you prefer them in?
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spider gets way too much screentime
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>>217011468
Mechanical weapons and steering implies cogs of some nature, also I'm pretty sure eywa wants the seperate Na'vi tribes as contained as possible to their respective biomes, but it didn't account for the Sapients natural need of GO FAST
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>>217011576
>Mechanical weapons and steering implies cogs of some nature
They use super-strong ropes over sticks that don't rotate.
>also I'm pretty sure eywa wants the seperate Na'vi tribes as contained as possible to their respective biomes,
headcanon
>but it didn't account for the Sapients natural need of GO FAST
The Speed of Light for God is 1, dumbass
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>>217011452
>>217011468
If you watch >>217010854
you'll see they don't even cut trees to make their "gondolas". They are probably the most advanced tribe on the planet, but still good to go by Eywa standards.
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>>217010438
She's been in my personal Top-10 since she first appeared on GOT

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Now that we know that he will do absolutely anything for money and has no principles, why did he REALLY refuse to take that Comedy Central check all those years ago?
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>>217002751
the black muscians he had on all sucked balls
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>>216997281
Jews
>Yes masta I'll wear the dress
Arabs
>Yes masta I'll wear the dress
Whites
>Fuck you cracka I ain't you house negro
What compels them to act like this?
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>>216997135
THEY SHOULDA NEVER GAVE YOU NIGGAS MONEY
>honk
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>>216997281
>these niggas don't know Dave played Achoo
hahalol
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>>217008449
>self respect
You're a 30 year old virgin living with your mother lol.

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What are the best action movies of all time?
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>>217010789
Predator
Point Break
Fist of Legend
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Drive / Only God Forgives / Pusher 3
300 / Watchmen
Assault on Wall Street
Crank / Crank 2
Pain & Gain / Transformers
Captain Phillips
Avatar: The Way of Water
Harsh Times
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The Dirty Dozen

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They just can't help themselves...
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>>217010893
penis envy
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>>217010888
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>>217010853
do they just pick random guys off the street? i can't fathom thinking dressing like that would impress any one
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>>217010834
Was he wrong though?
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>>217011623
>Was he wrong though?

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>female character has sex with her bra on
Is this true to life?
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There's a lot of shit that you never see in movies but are always there

>Woman spends 10 minutes sitting on the toilet scooping out cum after sex while you sit in bed talking a bit, trying to not fall asleep
>The sex took too long and you're both sweaty as well as her vagina being too wet which gives too little friction for you to feel good anymore so it becomes too hard to cum
>Putting her legs in your neck for some deep fucking but you went too deep and now her vagina hurts and it might even cancel sex if it's too sore
>She wants you to hit her in her face but sometimes out of nowhere she just breaks out in crying and there's 50% chance it's good and you need to continue or it's bad and you need to hug her for 2 hours trying to calm her down
>When she reveals after sex she already has a boyfriend and you reply "yeah I figured" and she becomes MAD you already knew lmao

So many small peculiar things about sex that are for some reason just never captured in media.
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>>217001224
I once had straight sex with a tranny and she asked to keep panties on so that her clit was not seen.
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>>217001452
PUT ME IN THE HECKING EPIC XITTER SCREENSHOT SAAR!
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>>217001224
My current FwB does take her bra off, but she always has some parts of her sexy lingerie on. Lingerie doesn't turn me on, I like my women butt naked
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>>217002172
Just use your knife.

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Why this kino never got a sequel?
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>>217011241
The black woman gave her the rates and entertained them for a while before calling the cops on them. I would too, 4 randos 2 of which look like mob enforcers, hanging around kids would make me nervous
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>>217010326
people like you just need to be fucking killed.
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>>217011018
Well it is pretty recent, the period between the end of January to now at most is not that long. And if you take into account their recent move into a new facility and the DHS compliances they have to juggle with, a funny sign could very well be the last thing on their mind. It is pretty understandable to leave it like that for a while. It's not the smoking gun for fraud that people make it up to be. The DHS has been giving them shit to be up to standards following the violation flags in the past years so why are you once again jumping to this weird frothing at the mouth conclusion they're getting funds to NOT improve their facilities? The violations are concerning, and I too would like the government to have done more, but once again, NOT FRAUD. You assume the worst out of the establishment while playing down the weirdness of one a pimply guy who looks like he's still going through puberty, claiming to have a son, with 2 masked thugs looking like they want to mug the staffs of the places, filled with vulnerable kids mind you. You're free to make your laughable assumptions and I am free to laugh about it.
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>>217011560
so 1/10 places gave them rates and proceeded to call the coops on them

really convincing case you make there
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>>217011583
How do you sleep at night Rick? Oh I know! Comfortably on a bed of taxpayer money

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>IMAGINARY BORDERS
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>>217010051
MAGAbros....our response?
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>>217010009
Anyone that is really into UFC is definitely gay to some degree.
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>>217009987
To be as kosher as possible
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>>217011449
people fight and die for imaginary things
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>>217011484
Why do you think I vote?

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How did she get the surname Lovegood?
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>>217010850
>fiction can't be discussed
your skin is the color of shit
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>>217010859
>derrrrrrrrr you must be brown because you correctly pegged me as a virgin incel autist trying to talk about pussy like I know anything about
lol
lmao even
concession accepted faggot
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>>217009740
>Lovegood for friends
>Shagwell for best friends
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OP here. How do I delete peoples comments? I have 4chan gold
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>>217011483
>start hrt
>remove penis
>apply to be a janny
should get your started at least


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