Have you ever loved someone as much as Severus loved Lily Potter?
>>217012615He's the coolest and most interesting character of the whole franchise yet barely gets screentime
>>217012768watching movie directors stumble around rowling's shitty writing is funny, they really try to give rickman as much as they can in flexibility. he can be fun in scenes were they let him.also to answer OP's question yes, and i also have a hard time moving on sometimes.
>>217012768based
>>217012768i bet you there's one very, very interesting thing about him that you didn't know.severus snape was massively hung. he had an absolute HUGE, thick horse cock. the problem was, he had one of the absolute worse cases of phimosis known to man. any sort of stimulation was extremely painful to severus.the worst part was the sheer smell from all of the accumulated cheese and detritus. this made snape even more self conscious.if only Severus Snape got circumcised. he may have had the confidence to land Lily for himself. Voldemort might never have risen to power if only poor Snape got laid.
>>217012615He could literally just magic a hooker into her.
/ourgirl/ editionPrevious: >>216997712
>>217013034>give me viewsCap it or don't post, retard.
>>217012839lmao
>>217013073Probably skipped back to Cali. Never to be seen or mentioned again, like Suzie.
10 more hours, bros
One of the funniest movies there ever was.
>>217012460You weren’t loved as a child so you like movies about killing children
>these are the genetics of people who think dead baby humor is funny No wonder they were angrily lashing out at life and nature itself as revenge for creating them.>>217009921>>217011694>>217012460Do (You) look like this? You do, don’t you.
>>217012975>guy at center killed himself>guy on the right was hospitalised for “depression” in 2008This is the mindset of these people. They hate themselves and hate life. If you enjoy their “work” you probably also hate yourself and hate life.
>>217009573>>217009965>>217010436>>217010895>>217012161>>217012975What do you get out of pretending to be retarded just to derail a thread about a movie on the movie board?You don't really care about any of this, why dedicate your time towards making surr this board stays unusable?
>>217013085I’m giving my opinion on the movie. There is no rule here that says “positive opinions only”. >guy who thinks he’s edgy for laughing at child murder scenes is suddenly the poor persecuted victim when someone doesn’t like his nihilistic snuff movies
ITT: Franchises where the third film is the best one
>>217008907>Battle of MordorI assume you mean Helm’s Deep? That wasn’t in Mordor.
>>217011911>>217011955Dark World would’ve been a great Masters of the Universe movie if it weren’t for the Earth characters.
Rambo III is my favorite of the series and one of the greatest action movies ever made
>>217005054You can't prove me wrong.
>first is bestAlienTerminatorIce AgeFellowship of the Ring Phantom Menace The PurgeJurassic ParkAustin PowersDumb & Dumber The HangoverThe Hobbit Iron ManRaiders of the Lost ArkMen In BlackComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>suddenly becomes more enjoyable as an adult
>>217000715>fat josh erq is kino cause josh is genuine>thin josh era sucks cause its obvious he has a chip on his shoulder and is jealous and competitive against drakeProve me wrong
I spent my childhood wanting to have sex with girls who were part of Dan's harem.
>>217012441When I was 10 I hoped that Miranda Cosgrove would show up in my hick ass small town for whatever reason and decide that I was special and kidnap me and molest me.
>>217000859King
>>217006289>>217006393I just woke up, so delay on the reply here.The truth is, I never really watched the disney channel primarily, it never really piqued my interest as much as Nick or CN - mostly because of the live action shows. I am actually a zillennial, per se, so I’m surprised Recess, Kim Possible, Lilo and Stitch and Jake Long weren’t front of mind. I remembered House of Mouse first of all things, but I discounted it for some reason. P&F wasn’t really airing until I was in college lol
This was a powerful scene
>>217007460Fuck you plebbitor
>>217006831Fuck you, Vance will carry 2028 and 2032
>>217005294>I don’t like roasties
>>217005388So you unwittingly admit that democrats have no standards and just settle for basically whatever just shows up one day? Weird flex but explains a lot I guess.
>>217005294Nick Fuentes?
Was this the most blackpilled movie that Robin WIlliams ever did? He literally spends the entire movie deciding to LDAR until he learns that the Chad father of the "perfect family" is cheating on the wife with his harem of women that service his member. Then when Williams gives the evidence to Stacy, she decides to stay with Chad despite of it because she realizes at best she can be an alpha widow and the incel MC will never get even a crumb from her.
>>217011622>MCFag talk.
>nothing happens, the movie
>>217012930>like a serial killer. most women find that unattractive.
>>217012930Women don't give a shit about personality. Go outside
>>217011622You missed the part where his entire motivation was to insert himself into their family. The tragedy is that it was an impossible dream formed by a mind twisted by trauma
RAD EditionPreviously on /trek/: >>216950875
>>217007220>later on the main character with healing hands literally just cures his autism like it's any other diseaseBased. If the last 20 years have taught me anything, it's that it's a legitimate problem.
>>217013017yes in Austria
>>217007341ugly fridge. she should grow out her hair, not doing so is an insult to survivors of the camps who had their hair shorn for lice control. very antisemitic black woman.
>>216999237Inertia is not a property of biology. The transporter copies the data of the human and recreates it at the transporter pad. In a sense the human dies. The beam maybe sucks atomic material, canceling inertia.
>>217013062You like elderly women?
Oh yeah, THAT happened.
>>217012722>>217012769Don’t Sam Hyde fans ever get tired of forcing themselves to pretend to laugh at this? Do you think being an “MDE fan” gives you some sort of identity or something? Seems like a brutal ritual to put yourself through
>>217012793I like Sam but most of his best stuff is unscripted or at least live. I didn't get either of the shows.
>>217012722The first episode wasn't great, but the rest was quite solid. I really like that candy news skit and the chocolate guy is like "I want to kill white people, not candy!" Doctor dealer is a great one, charls as a streamer is classic. That one has lines that I think about still.
why does chud-oriented entertainment suck so bad?
>>217013106Once you are indoctrinated into the cult you either laugh or get called a tranny and excommunicated. Everything about MDE is walking on egg shells to constantly appear "based", and proverbially showing your belly to Sam like some dog and donating superchat money asking him meandering questions about what to do with your life. This extends even to the echelons of Sam's inner circle. On the Harland Williams podcast, they developed an appetite after Sam attempted to manhandle the 60yo comedian, and Harland graced them with some cookies. Seed oil cookies. This enraged Sam and when Nick realized he had already half eaten one, he immediately spat it out, and held onto those spit soaked, chewed up remains in his hands for over 5 minutes (until Harland noticed). In the aftermath of that embarassing affair with Sam- Nick, Charls, and Erick refused to even utter Sam's name or his role in the whole thing. That's the kind of shit you expect when part of MDE.
Okay, hear me out...
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>now that I have come out and am openly gay to all my friends and family, I am more powerful than ever!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfQ13jsLDmsnA little too on the nose, no?
I can't believe you melanin-enriched individuals actually watch this fecal matter.
so who will die?>joyce is the only living parent will has and jonathan is a loser so she wont die>lucas is protected because he's the one black guy>max has spent a season in a coma, wouldnt make sense>jonathan, mike, nancy are irrelevant and no one cares about them>hooper is extremely obviousso my money is on el, steve or dustin or a combination of the three. I guess robin could die too, but her gf is an easier pick because she's also kind of irrelevant but it would make her sad.
>>216988223why does Hoppers voice sound so feminine
>>217013124steve and dustin, they've made the death pact like 3 times already and other than hopper and el are the only ones who actually do any fighting
>>217013124my guess is that the gay/interracial couples will live because of "reasons"
Where did you learn to count?
>female character has sex with her bra onIs this true to life?
>>217001224Ive never met a woman who wants to have sex with her bra onmost women I know dont like wearing a bra
>>217012605You do realize women can take their clothes off as soon as they get home, right?
When you know how good pussy feels , the last thing on your mind is a bar.... fucking Virgins
>>217013221They don'tAnd everyone here is saying women walk around in burgerland with no bra
>>217001452
How did she get the surname Lovegood?
>>217011483>start hrt>remove penis >apply to be a janny should get your started at least
>>217009740>Anyway, watch SuzyScrewd, she's a hottie.Great leg hair and arm hair, but the tattoos...
That one pic of 40 year old Evanna with pigtails is the best.
>>217007506Naizuri
>>217011483if you figure this out can you just delete every single thread and then just keep doing it until the site is taken down permanently? thanks.
>vaccine causes a mass die-offkind of an unlikely scenario no?
I am Leg
>>217012035The population of my hometown has literally halved since the COVID vaccine. You aren't allowed to ask why though.
>>217012737Kek. Which "town" is this?
>>217012737Liar
>>217012737>40 years of right wing local politics>boomers die from obesity>young people move away because the town is awful with zero job or life opportunities>LE JEW VAXX KILLED OUR TOWN!!!
