Why didn't he just ask Tom Bombadil to throw the ring in mount doom?
>>217015209fuck off retard
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>>217015081He was busy raping Goldberry since she is unable to leave the forest.
>>217015081Read the book you dumbass. They discuss it at the Council of Elrond.
>hahaha look at this incel loser cumming balls deep inside me>lmao what a cuckwas this really the own she thought it was?
>>217017269>Has nobody on this board actually seen this movie?I refuse to watch dreck that glorifies being a whore.
>>217017475enjoy winter break, try and make some friends or join a club or something when you go back to school
>>217017172>>217016556>>217017276So is this some sort of humiliation ritual? it's like she's giving a fucking loser pity sex, why is she laughing all the time? She could easily fuck a better looking dude who could dominate her, why doesn't she?
>>217017269These features should technically be ugly, yet she's so sexy.
>>217017660She's fucking him because he's loaded. This movie literally glorifies being a sugar baby
F
>>217009247>What is even left in this worldAI slop
>>217010877>Music played over airwaves that belong to the people is shit>Just go every 50 man music event and discover good musicBro, some of us got lives to live
>>217011096> They all transitioned over to Youtube, TikTok and other social media sites.…so dead?
>>217010877Cameron Winter makes shit music bro
>>217012312Rap is trash and cancer like black people.
IT'S UP!https://youtu.be/GfsDYu7OKns?si=btGNJN0phminovk2
>>217017636Idk, that kinda shit bores me. I wish theyd just make Undergrads the movie already. I just wanna watch movies about bros getting laid with 2000s butt rock music. I hate movies now.
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>>217017411When are they going to review The Batman?
>suddenly a story about a guy getting beheaded in syria in the middle of the videookay
KINOOOOOOOOO
>>217015267>making fun of the EU booksthis is one of the reason why Disney Wars is shit. all the Marvel and DC movies are based on comic book material. they don't shit on their history and can actually churn out pretty good films. this RLM snobbery towards the EU and Star Wars nerds needs to die
>>217014508Are the Sith stupid? They shouldn't ever recruit evil-looking races like that, just generic-looking white guys that blend in.
>>217014508Absolute kino
>>217016384Absolutely. Their dumbasses limit themselves to two then constantly try to backstab and kill each other, yet act surprised when they are backstabbed and killed.
>>217014926Some say hes still there to this day.
>ROSEMARY, HEAVEN RESTORES YOU IN LIFE
>>217015217I watched a live performance by them and was shocked at how amateurish they are. They get carried by one guy's voice which he can't even do live.
>>217015217Two bands where their first album is great, second is good and everything else is a dud.
>>217015207STELLAAAAAAAA
>>217015217>bri'ish landfill indie but with nog singerno fucking thanks
>>217015217>nigger bandmiss me with that shit
>Stranger Things Season 5
>Idubbz went from one of the biggest youtubers on the planet to 400k views in a month, barely 100 viewers on stream, and eating off of cardboard Unironically the biggest fall off of all time
>>217017425Is Anussa's husband going to troon out?
>>217017576I love how Redditors applauded this as "maturity", and if you didn't like him becoming an ssri zombie you were an incel
his girlfriend doesn't want to have kids with him because she's afraid they would have a daughter and that she would be very ugly because of his jaw and skull shapeimagine your girlfriend saying this openly
>>217017523We've been stuck in 2016 for a decade, my nigga.
Will Blood Meridian win Best Picture in 2027?
>>217014257>buys puppies from a mexican child only to throw them in a river and shoot them>makes 10 men piss into a volcano to make gunpowder>has sex with children>learnt dutch off a dutchman>lifts a thousand pound rock above his head>enslaves a retard and walks him around on a leash>plays the fiddle and does a funny dance
>>217011566The Joker introduced the thesisWe live in a societyThe Judge corrected itWe live in a humanity
>>21701156610 million dollars or the chance to waiter their table for one evening?
A Blood Meridian anime would work, trust me.
>>217015585One of the rare occasions where the audio book is superior due to the prose. Granted the VA is incredible
NYE kino rec thread. Post your faves. Bonus points for family-friendly.
>>217015859Haven't seen this in ages. Might rewatch
>>217015859My mom loves this movie. She's a big Mel Gibson fan
I am never listening to /tv/ ever again. I can't believe I put this off because you fags told me it's overrated. This is perhaps one of the most devastatingly beautiful , avant-garde and visceral piece media put on screen. It's kinography of the highest order.
Do I need to have watched the series to understand this movie? I tried watching NGE but dropped it because Shinji was too whiny and irritating.
>>217017168I don't think you know what maturity is.
>>217017634>Do I need to have watched the series to understand this movie? I tried watching NGE but dropped it because Shinji was too whiny and irritating.If you got filtered by the show then the movie definitely isn't for you
>>217017644It's obvious that one of us(You) doesn't.
>>217017306>perceive the site as thinking Eva is overratedFlattery if anything.
So finally started watching The Bear. First season was kind of interesting yet the first couple of episodes of S2 have been a fucking drag so far. Is it going to get better?Also does someone like the young black chick as a character? Seems rather unbelievable to me: some ghetto teenager having the knowledge of Michelin level chefs, and knows surprisingly much about the business side as well. Also her sassiness and perceived importance are getting pretty tiresome. She's a hired salary worker there, why is she suddenly a partner or something? What do you think?
>>217017025No, it never gets better after Season 1, only worse, and Sydney only gets more and more fucking annoying. I can't stand that actress, her only facial expression is *annoyed black woman glare* and her whole character is just checking Carmy when he gets too aggro or inspired. And yet people say she's funny? Get the hell out of here.
>>217017025His girlfriend in it has great tits
>>217017025Season 2 is the best one.
Hold on… did a ticket just spit out of the order printer? Did someone just place an order?? DID SOMEONE JUST ORDER FOOD IN THE FUCKING RESTAURANT I OWN??! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH SAVE ME NIGGERCOOK I’M GOING INSAAAAAAAAANE
>Kaneda! What do you see?!
>>217017498i imagined it as sitting around a campfire, but at least three times more captivating. i saw Sunshine for the first time last night because i was looking for movies similar to event horizon, so im a little concerned this 2007 movie came up on /tv/ just as i saw it. everyone likes to sit around fires and stare. fires are the original television set.
>>217017556Tv has liked this movie for a while. I dont get it.
>>217017575im sure, ive just never seen a sunshine thread. ive seen more obscure movies have threads way more often. im taking my pills
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-r4pPrHarw
>>217017121The reason these are so realistic is because AI is scraping all the ring door bell cameras.You give it up for free
>>217016698Space: based and beyond
>>217017295/r/ is for requests but you should already know that along with the fact you can post whatever you want on this site and only the janny has to worry about it
>>217011516The 0:05 hic up is not in the final product I hope.
>>217017295Don't be like the other Anon and just request a whole fucking movie with no elaboration. What would you like?
Why did they make Reese fall in love with his mom?
>>217016895The show went out of its way to humiliate Reese.
>>217016895More importantly: why did they make ME fall in love with Reese's mom? It wasn't necessary to hire an actress that attractive.
Why do men always marry women who are like their mothers?
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Why isn't anyone watching it?
>>217017238looks freaky and will take a creampie in the butt for a role = instant success, me too later
as an LA fag there's nothing less i want to see than a show about LA jewish hollywood culture
>>217014063I find it weird because oral sex is pleasurable only for the man getting sucked, the woman doing it get no pleasure from it.You have a teenage boys grasp of what is pleasurable in sex. ...your hand grasping your dick. The point of sex to you is making your dick squirt. When you grow up and end up in a relationship with a real human being who you find thoroughly beautiful sex stops being a selfish thing and pleasure becomes interactive and mutual. Making the other person orgasm can be far more pleasurable than your own orgasm. And it gets more complex from there. ...why the>the point of sex is biological reproductionpeople are just telling you up front they're fucking terrible in bed.
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>>217015085Based
