Why didn't he just ask Tom Bombadil to throw the ring in mount doom?
>>217015081Tom has severe ADHD and would go off to do something else while he forgot the silly ring
KINOOOOOOOOO
>>217014508If they had all opened fire on him with their blasters would he have been able to survive?
>>217014926Probably only a few seconds. There's a novella that tells what Darth Maul was doing during the events of Phanton Menace, and it ends right before this scene. Something along of the lines of he was investigating the warp core factory they're in to see what Naboo was producing with the laser beams (IIRC it's like a mineral or something, it's a mining laser I think) because he's equally unaware that Sidious is Palpatine, so he thinks Naboo is just some random foreign planet that Sidious wants to use.All the while he's watching security cameras and devoting a good bit of energy to sensing the Jedi who he knows (via Sidious) are expected to arrive at the facility at some point in the near future.So he rushed over to look cool, I guess.He's a big guy.
>>217015050wowthe explanation really shatters the.novelty and humor of the question
>>217014926from the beginning of the film
>>217015127Not reallyI made most of it up. I'm sure there IS a novella about Darth Maul during that period, and the whole Naboo mining laser is actual EU lore, but everything else is just BS. Funny how stupid Star Wars is that it sounded legitimate, right? I'm sure the real explanation is even dumber. Like he was meditating his body while training in his mind or some shit.
Breaking Bad if it was good. Breaking Blacked if you will.
knowing white dudes, this would probably devastate jesse more than being a literal meth slave lmao
>>217015118It’s bleak that you genuinely can’t tell if this thread was posted by an Indian or just an ordinary white American male
good thread sirs
>IM ACTING
>>217013147>>217013309Now you know how peasants felt when they saw Habsburg or French nobility.
wtf........
>>217013012This is AI, right? No way this is in an acclaimed movie by a every critic's darlig director.
>>217014591its harder to find a thread that DOESN'T fit with the left image.
>>217013012women when you tell them you don't have netflix and just torrent movies for free
2026
>>217011146Idk the year 2025 was slower for me than any other year since 2018, if anything it felt like my life was slowing down Maybe because it was somewhat productive for me? I wouldn’t say I accomplished more this year than the others though. I guess I just savoured the moments more now
>>217011167this guy even when being trans-racial as an aryan Chad, still acts like a creepy 'jeet doing the same cringe gestures they do to appear sexy, it's surreal seeing him on video. Aunque la mona se vista de seda...
>>217011151I still remember watching obummer win on my plasma tv with my moms very overweight cat like it was yesterday.
2026the year that anon has SEX
>>217014246>oblivionWhat does that even mean? Edgy emo way of saying death? you're not even dead so why freak out?
>spends his time and effort moving mexicans across the border illegally>has never bothered learning more than a few words of spanish This is the most accurate part of the movie
>>217014465>shows him as a self hating shit guy totally cucked in his politics>in the end it turns out he’s a literal cuck raising another man’s daughter tooWas this intentional?
>>217015001Self hating white guy*
>>217015001No the whole script was written by mistake he didn't re-read it before shooting the movie.
As a self-loathing white libtard cuck I saw a lot of myself in this movie
I feel like the point of the movie is that their revolutionary action wasn’t as effective as Benicio’s, who just built up a community of trusted individuals that could pull small stunts for him when the time was necessary.
IT'S UP!https://youtu.be/GfsDYu7OKns?si=btGNJN0phminovk2
>>217014903Jay wishes he was half the boring lesbian Pluribus's Carol is
>>217014903I'm going to kill myself if they don't talk about one battle after another in part 2.jay did mention they'll talk about Eddington in part 1 so there's hope
>>217014990they're influencers, Netflix are definitely handing out money to anyone with an audience willing to talk about their biggest slopfest.
>>217014952I once saw one that was 53 seconds ago
>>217014903>I don't like girls phrase in the openingokay that was funny i'll give them that
There are Christmas movies, why don't we have more New Years movies?What's the best New Year moments from television and film? I can't think of many desu.
>>217014972When Harry Met Sally ending
>>217014972The Apartment
For me in 2026 it's sexual milk chocolate.
I would honestly be fine with it except for the nose ring, why do women think they look good? they're repulsive
>>217015019>Can I ask where this bitch came from?Hell
>>217015029I think half the reason women do this is that they know most men find it repulsive. It's the same with tats. It's a shit test to see who they can and cannot manipulate.
>>217015079I just thought it was unga-bunga>>217014889Library Dox
>>217014889Is she the librarian on Sandman?
>>217014728alf was weird. i think its one of those shows everyone in gen x is aware of, but never watched.
Basically every episode of 90210.
>>217006492 Best special episode ever.
>>21700467290s spiderman had one of those episodes as well. i remember it was like spidey telling some story to a kid in a hospital, and spidey takes off his mask for the kid
>>217013513Yes, there is only one episode of Baywatch starring Ric Flair surprisingly enough.
This shit sucks
>>217013081People don’t really watch and enjoy this shit, do they? It’s all a gag, right?
>>217014906I watch for the eyes
>>217014852Good, I'll clean it
>>217014426>HEY THIS IS THE FUNNY TREE GHOUL [sic] HE WAS ALSO IN THE ORIGINAL OLD ASS SKIBIDI, THEREFORE IT HAD THE SAME HUMOR CHECKMATE CHUDSAnother self-felt. Harold makes like two jokes in his entire conversation and even they are just coping with his situation. You tripled down on digging your self-felt hole, child.
>>217008639It's funny how the first season being dumped at once made more of a cultural splash than the episodic sequel, it's like nobody cares, but that can't be since not that many people played New Vegas to care about the lore inaccuracies.
Will Blood Meridian win Best Picture in 2027?
Good lord do I ever want to pound this safe edgy faggots head in with a bat
>>217011777Damn son. I feel called out.
>>217011469Zoomer YouTube reviews were a mistake. At least there hasn't been on on the GOAT American novel
>>217014370I'm the guy who only read about 40 pages of it. The diction/word choice is incredible -- the author uses words from all sorts of Southern/Southwestern US dialects, Spanish dialects, Latin, and I think French and German. It's interesting for that alone. You have to look up words quite often while reading it.
reminder that final scene isn't Judge raping the Man, it's Man accepting that he was the Judge all along
>japanese acting what happened to them? why can't they make good television and film like korea?
>>217013671It was slop kino, though they chickened out and didn't have the two male leads kiss
>>217013874
The OP clip is literally from a show where an unusually bubbly girl goes around and contrasts with the rest of the school. She even moves like that in the anime. Japanese acting is definitely subpar across the board but this thread is made in bad faith.
>>217014503it was made by the resident koreaboo of course it is
The difference being that Japan's real movies are still kino and Korea's best ones are glorified Kdramaslop with Social Commentary
>>217014870>>217014788>Oh, you're thinking it's boring but in the middle of the story they do get creative and dreamlike!>Cool, what do they do?>The character summons a bigger gun
>it's another Nolan filters /tv/ plebs episodeI hate reruns.
>>217014788>>217014870>>217014928Unironically filtered.
the epic Nolan hate meme mindlessly parroted by bitter uncs who should've stopped posting here years ago needs to die
>>217014959>>217013198Paprika also came out this century, and it's everything Inception wishes to be. It even gets Jungian at the end, it's crazy.
prev>>216995388>if the na'vi werent blue what color would you prefer them in?
>>217014783>say that the use of fire is forbidden by Eywa Why stop there? Why not be dumb animals and return to monkey fully?Prometheus did nothing wrong
>>217014855He was a real one no cap. Went out fighting the pink skins to his last breath fr fr.
>>217014905Bet, this rizzler high key pass Eywa's vibe check fr
>>217014876When are the laws mentioned? I saw FaA twice and don't remember any reference to that. I would think there would be more contention around Jake using guns constantly, and Neytiri would certainly never allow her children to use pinkskin weapons if it was explicitly outlawed by Eywa
>>217014876Where can I find that deep lore? Do I have to buy the artbooks?
