What did you watch when you were home sick from school?
>>219281095Nothing because my family forced me to lay in bed all day doing nothing to discourage faking sick
>>219281193it’s fucked up they wouldn’t just let you take a day off occasionally
>>219281223that's why he posts on /pol/ all day as an adult
Jenny Jones.
>>219281095Price is Right while playing Runescape and Age of Empires II
Which movie/TV reviewers are worth following on YouTube?
>>219280805I can't even imagine the life of somebody who would bother to make this image, even if the message its trying to convey was completely correct
>>219280805RLM
RLMDespot of Antrim
>>219281261And also PointlessHub
>>219280805Get a life, holy shit
JEEEESUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS
>Hey, JC, JC, won't you DIE for me?*freeze frame on Christ with worried look on his face*
>>219279870Midwit
>>219275044chrome rims
>>219280783>Judas sees them drag Jesus away>He looks a little droopy but fineMY GOD I SAW HIM HE LOOKED THREE QUARTERS DEADAND HE WAS SO BAD I HAD TOT URN MY HEAD
>>219274854>Mary Magdalene is chinese.What did they mean by this?
films with retarded plots?
>>219275337He fought with Elendil and Gil-Galad. Gil-Galad died but gave Elendil an opening to kill Sauron, which he did, but Sauron managed to kill Elendil before falling himself. Sauron would've just respawned quickly with the Ring but Isildur found his body and cut the ring from his hand before Sauron could come back. Elrond and Cirdan were with Isildur and advised him to destroy it but Isildur just took it and walked off the battlefield.
>>219280306Unknown. Presumably they're still in hiding in the deep roots of the earth.
It's nice to see /tv/ is finally mature enough to admit LOTR is mostly trash excluding Fellowship
>>219268425CASE of butter
>>219259223It's all fake
What a wholesome gangster, they had codes and morals back then
>>219280954Once she has his last name, it's no longer the father's concern, it's a private matter. As for the girlfriends, well like he said . You had the wives, and you had the girlfriends
>wholesomeYeah, so wholesome to shoot a guy in the head who has a family because he couldn't pay his gambling debts
>>219280954daughters are poor investments, not worth getting too upset overmodern westerners are totally cucked and have backwards priorities about everything
>>219281007>dad, you'll always be there for me wont you?>lmao
>>219281028Why aren't you blaming the guy gambling and getting into debt?
>Writrs waste everyone's time with a filler episode with edgy 00s era rhetoric about how Satan is so cool and totally a good guy>Check the comics>This storyline wasnt even in the comicsWhy do balding millennials writers love Satan so much?
>>219279390i'm glad i didn't bother checking anything about this show after season 1
>>219279390Early life.
>>219279390They just wanted an excuse to play a Slayer song for two minutes.
People shit on Arya nothingpersonelling the white walker kang or the rest of the retarded ending, but holy shit, this was actually the most hilariously embarrassing "twist" in the whole show
>>219273248No they didn't. Maybe redditor and reaction-watching crowd did, but they eat up anything GoT does.the threads on 4chan were all making fun of it and calling it shit and stupid.
>>219271001This was GRRM’s own idea, the books were already alluding to Bran having time powers when training with the three eyed raven. Can’t blame D&D for this one
>>219276159>4chan were all making fun of it and calling it shit and stupid.that's literally everything that gets posted on this godforsaken board
it was funny too see how they tried to make it work in other languagues
I'm going to be honest with you anonI think the twist was great and that scene was really well done and one of the only actual closings on the uss forgotten plotlinesBUT, I'm a beaner and I watched GoT with english as second languageSo to ME, it was a good twistBut I guess standing in your shoes is what, childlish? Like the pun is like too kiddy-wordy like a pun a kid would do? I guess that's what your contention is?
Here are your "young" Avengers bros
>>219278543Finn mogs Timothy
>>219278543I assume Jacob and Timmy will fill the roles of the main guys (like recast ironman and cap) instead of playing the teen roles
>>219280034he already did wonka and dune and he wanted to play spiderman, i doubt he's above doing franchise shit
>>219278543lol, these fucking old fat retards still don't understand that people don't give a shit about this fucking franchise anymore huh. Even more so without the original actors. Fucking dumb k-words.
>>219281100Neither are doing this shit don’t worry
Did anyone else get a boner when they first watched this scene?
>>219277204mogged
>>219280612>Admitting to jerking off to a 14 year oldNot even hiding that you're a pedo nigger huh?
>>219280866It's a joke u nitwit
>>219280835what is?
>>219276838are you fucking retarded or something?
>We found some sort of rooms in the back*Americans clap furiously
>>219280878based
>>219276158I saw redditors do the thing where they spell nigger one letter at a time recently. Reddit is changing and this place bans me once a week.
>>219276658Magnets don’t hurt modern phones you can go try it if you don’t believe me.
>>219259878Why do Americans love black people so much?We would never think of casting a black man in a lead roll in my country.
>>219281152I think your country has to be taken over by Jews first.We don't love black people. They're forced upon us.
These movies are absolute fucking dogshit. I can't believe there were "people" here shilling this a couple of years ago. It's not scary at all, the "acting" is embarrassing, there is no plot whatsoever and the pacing is complete shit. There's not a single thing I like about any of these movies. If you don't defend this, you better hope I don't see you irl, because I would fuck you up.
They are just gorefests without much coherence.The first movie has no explanation as to why Art is essentially immortal and OP. He just... is. That's boring. I won't watch beyond that because maybe they do explain it, but I've already lost interest at the first movie.
>>219253364TRVKE
>>219257165>>219257165>>219257502>>219258801>>219261891All of this shit looks like what an AI would generate. How is any of this a movie?
>>219279696Ah yes because the horror classics like Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, Halloween, Jeepers Creepers, etc all have detailed, logical explanations of why the character is supernaturally powerful. Everyone knows a crucial part of the slasher genre is exposition explaining the entire backstory of the villain in the first movie of the franchise.
If the first Terrifier had John Carpenter’s name attached to it but was otherwise identical in every way, everyone on this board would endlessly suck its dick as a modern horror classic>muh plot>muh characters>muh backstory >muh pointless violenceRetarded uncs have been saying all the exact same shit about every slasher movie that has come out since the original Halloween. Crying about it today is even more pathetic because stuff that is 10x more disturbing than Terrifier (and real, not fictional) is always one click away on the internet. At least boomers crying about Friday the 13th have the excuse of being mostly sheltered from that kind of stuff.
>films that supposedly mentally scar people but you didn't see what the big deal is
>pseuds and contrarians: the thread It’s a good movie and the ending is interesting, go fuck yourselves you disgusting lardasses
>>219279405a friend made me watch it like he had some religious experience and wanted to share and i felt really bad because it sucked.
>>219279405it's just pornographic
>>219278406
>buddy tells me to watch this with no context, just go in completely blind about 15 years ago>decide to watch it on an eighth of mushrooms>mfw Took me a while to recover.
>dude the characters in this movie are so deep and morally conflicted>check the movie out>all the characters are assholes
>>219281125never trust /tv/
Moral ambiguity is low IQ
WHOOOOOOOOA bumpy road ahead.
>>219280050She was perfect here
>>219280056fags reproduce by touching kids
>>219280056You were feeling his real bone if you know what I mean haha
>Look who's riding that hog!>GEORGE MICHAEL
>>219279600I loved seeing her and Ilana bang each other.
Toilet edition>FTL NEWS:-- Alex B is GONE after repeatedly threatening to KILL ppl https://x.com/amorphous714/status/2039945869466980786-- They showed the goo room to Alex B https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytEG8qb5OEs-- Fat ghetto Diamond left after 10 minutes. Also she was on Soft White Underbelly as a sex addict-- Emma has been eliminated-- 4 fish remain: James Drake, Landon, The Twins and Bashir>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://fishtank.observer/https://classic.fishtank.liveComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>219280982It allows me to take creepshots of the sleeping fish so its worth imo idgaf sue me
>>219281297I hope The Easter Bunny comes.
I havent seen any fan art this season
>>219281055Anon..
