how much seamen should a captain have?
>>217469579Why is she a slut in all movies she plays?>pirates>the one she bangs a german during ww2>spanked by freud to orgasm>love actually>domino
>brown eyes>bri'ishYou're all here getting hard over such subhumanity? Ffs.
>>217469579It's got nothing to do with the captain and everything to do with the size of the ship. Bigger ships require bigger crews to efficiently operate, if a ship is too crowded, then efficiency drops because men have to crawl over each other to reach the ropes they need to pull. Every ship has a max and min capacity.
>>217470891Someone shove this nerd inna locker.
any cat kino?
>>217470274they need to stop letting that cat watch anime
>>217470474Quite transfixing.
>>217470273Can i jerk it to this?
>>217470855NANI?
>snarky girlboss talk to the legate
>>217467323No, it’s Ccauley Mulkin. Easy mistake.
>>217471288That's just made up though. Besides everyone loves that game
>>217471123Yours a reddit-tier life.
>>217467279>if you think everyone else is the bad guy, chances are, you're the bad guy
>>217468680What video?
Is this really the best young Hollywood can do right now?
>>217465785She needs to pop them zits. Nasty.
>>217469963You're thinking of Emma Stone
>>217471342Coward!
>>217470791Very shity slopa
Where do I start with Star Trek?
>>217471293You could start with the original series then movies if you like. The Next Generation is very good but has a slow first season. Movies are hit or miss. Deep Space Nine is enjoyable if you like TNG. I can't recommend other series.
>>217471293watch a best episodes list of the original seriesthen watch a best episodes list of The Next Generationand then you stop
>>217471293i tried watching Next Gen because patrick stewart and that's what everyone says is the good one, i made it ~18 episodes and dropped it, then everyone told me im a retard and you don't actually watch the series you just tell everyone how good it is.basically like twin peaks/lynch fans. just push the slop like your life depends on it but never actually watch it yourself.
>>217471410This plus Wrath of Khan in between.
>>217471428>Admitting to being this filtered of a pleb on /tv/Man you couldn't torture this info out of me
I exclusively consume sitcoms
>>217471497Check this one out if you haven't yet then. Criminally underrated.
Who's the Zoomer Deschanel?
>>217470142Sid is a bimbo. Zoe is a pixie.
>>217469953>inb4 snood forehead photo
doesn't exist. the quirky indie/twee girl died with tumblr and millenials growing up
>>217469953There isn't one.There may never be another.We were lucky to have her and witness her when we did. I had archived her brilliance out of autistic obsession years and years ago, but I didn't save my work and it too is lost to the void now.Zooey isn't just physically beautiful, there is something more going on, and she shines.It's a warmth and joy she exudes, not a sinful lustful thing she evokes like some of the other examples being given here.Zooey is essentially an angel of light, and proof of God's greatness.
>>217470250>And Zooey dresses like a retard.Ahh, this is a female. Women henpeck each other mercilessly for any slightest (or imagined) fashion faux pas. Men find it endearing. I don't want my woman to be perfectly dressed and perfectly coifed at all times, I want her to be human sometimes, too. If I wanted perfection, I'd just get a doll.
>that mcgriddle isn't sitting well, better wash it down with some Popovs
>>217469556He absolutely fucking didn’t lmfao
>>217471097but he did though
>>217463890This is my favorite video on the internet.
>>217471359link?
>>217454573The Super size was great for splitting between people, we used to get one and just divvy it up between everyone.
Kino will never be the same.
>>217471346Then why do they bother with Profile 7 FEL on blurays which was limited to a proper UHD BR player only until like 2 years ago when someone hacked a Chinese box? It's kind of bizarre because virtually nobody is buying 4K discs, I'm convinced there are more people downloading the remux files than actually buying the discs.
>>217471346Even then honestly there's still a few too many steps because nothing's standardized
>>217471412Well my understanding is that, while there's nothing that would technically prohibit Blu-rays from supporting Dolby Vision 2, since it requires new hardware, and since physical media isn't as popular as it used to be, they're not really expecting the technology to come to Blu-ray.
>>217471426It's a lot easier to get a good picture than it used to be, but I do wish it was easier still.
>>217471448Then what's even the point? Streaming shitters watching streaming slop shows on 20 mbit/s bitrate aren't bothered with minute improvements in image quality, only physical media/Plex server autists are.
>The big climax of the movie is....a guy just standing against the wallAt least add some inhuman screech to let us know the bel-air witch is there looking for them to eat them or something, not just them STANDING because it may be confused for a silly prank
>>217468210I believe that was the short timeframe kids were most likely to check other channels and maybe stay there. it was tik tok esque attention grabbing before its time, but they really put a lot of effort in. they probably didn't realize subway surfers would suffice
>>217469134>But the cameraman forgot to pan to the left and the scene was not reshot.damn that must have been frustrating as hell.like picrel. Sigourney Weaver made the shot, cool. but if you watch the behind-the-scenes footage, Ron Perlman immediately breaks character and cheers. they just had to edit around it.
>>217469208if you're like me, you probably had more imagination when you were younger and your mind filled in more of the blanks than it does now. I still have a fondness for the movie, though
>>217469582Honestly it’s better that it was left to the audience’s imagination as to what she saw.
It has some jokes that made me lol
>Demands Woody>Andy reluctantly gives Woody to her>Promises Andy to take good care of him>Proceeds to let Woody rot in the cupboard>Doesn't even care that Woody has gone missing several times>Only cares about that stupid fork>Didn't even bother to find Woody when he's finally gone for goodMan, I've never been more mad at a fictional character. Fuck this little cunt!
>>217470396stfu pedo
The scene where Andy drives off always reminds me of Moot leaving 4Chan
>>217470345She's a spoiled little cunt
>>217470888Yeah, the movie tries to portray her as a cute, loving, little girl, but i hate her so much. Fucking spoiled brat that doesn't know how to take care of toys.
Every Toy Story after 3 isn't canon
this movie was p fucking cool
Personally, I prefer Curiosa
>>217469513I learned it was Chris Hemsworth long after watching the movie, I can't be the only one who didn't recognize him?
>>217470864You have autism. See a doctor for treatment.
>>217469513it suffered from the worst case of prequelitis I have ever seen. It boggles my mind how George Miller of all people would make these mistakes. Every other Mad Max movie understood that things can just sound cool and don't require explanation. The indulgence of over-explaining truly is the worst aspect of modern fiction.
>>217469513most of the movie looks like a cartoon I have no idea how else to explain it, the greenscreen fx are extremely bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbCuMGZRG9E>The Clyburn family relocates from New York City to Montana's Madison River valley for emotional recovery following a tragedy that shattered the family, and begin rebuilding their bonds while adjusting to the rugged wilderness.
>Michelle pfeiffer got bogged
The show looks like it has a good male cast. It being about women grieving Kurt Russell dying tells you it's going to be whiny garbage though. What are the chances that Michelle Pfeiffer's character bangs Matthew Fox?
>>217470607exactly..... talentless hack allowed 10+ concurrent shit projects
>>217470941>What are the chances that Michelle Pfeiffer's character bangs Matthew Fox?He seems like the most suitable option for her. The divorced daughter fucks the sheriff and the bimbo daughter probably cucks her soft city slicker husband with the rancher.
>>217470519He's looking very Chinese.
>JOSH?!
>>217471376Plus, what did they do after? Their car was found left behind, so they just wandered off somewhere?
>>217471142They would have just raped and murdered her 15 minutes in if they wanted. There are too many inexplicable details otherwise. >house still standing>children’s laughter>camera found in the foundation of the house>house still standing and not burned down>the one guys hair and teethAnd what, the two guys just assume new identities after killing her? People knew where they were going. If she turned up missing and they didn’t they’d be prime suspects.
>>217469497>the movie who's success that ushered in the cheap, shitty production values that are common todayBlair Witch Project doesn't get the hate it deserves
>>217469497What's this new meme of creating a thread for a movie that already has a thread?
>>217471446Actually not true. There weren’t really any imitators in the immediate wake of BWP and even its sequel abandons the found footage format. It wasn’t until Paranormal Activity that there were a whole slew of copycat movies.
Unironically what causes this
>>217470777where did his hairline go?he looks like he was already old on the left, how did he suddenly bald?
>>217470693hes irish
>>217471425Nigger, if he was doing 172 pushups in 1 minute, then he was doing nearly 3 per second. There's no way they were actual push-ups.
>>217470726Ran out of foreskin face creme
>>217470648He's an old guy
