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>oh yeah, that won Best Picture
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Most Best Picture winners get forgotten about as soon as the Oscars are over
Try to name five from the last thirty years without looking them up
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>>217471488
the hurt locker
gladiator
moonlight
12 years a slave
jackie chan
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>>217471143
Just be about the industry, holocaust, or homosexuals bro.

You would never catch Kubrick making shitty tiktok videos, just saying...
https://x.com/SolaceCinema/status/2013395111942471885
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>>217469349
Retarded opinion, he made all his best movies from 1968 and after. Though really he never made a bad movie except for the ones before The Killing.
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>>217470814
He’s a stupid fat boomer with stupid fat boomer ideas. Democratization kills art because it lowers it to the level of the rabble instead of lifting the rabble to the level of an aesthetic ideal. There’s such a thing as folk art, but in the context of audiovisual art it’s not movies made by a fat girl in ohio but youtube videos, memes and social media posts, but that’s not cinema in the way he means it.
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>>217469349
Kek
2001, Barry Lyndon, Dr. Strangelove, Eyes Wide Shut mog everything that hack Scorcese has done. They're not even in the same ballpark
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>>217468822
IMAGINE HAVING A DAUGHTER AND SHE IS TALKING ABOUT SOME DUDE WHO FUCKED HER
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>>217469349
>Paths Of Glory
Remove those fucking alien blaster sound effects and come up with a better ending. it would suddenly become my only 10/10. absolute kino of the highest order and he never really topped it

I exclusively consume sitcoms
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>>217471497
Check this one out if you haven't yet then. Criminally underrated.
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for me its youtube
don't even have any 'connected' channels would even be providing live sitcoms
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I always thought sitcom is comedy that includes lots of sitting.
Like friends, where most of the time the characters are sitting somewhere.
Until few years ago googled it and it meant situational comedy

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her best role?
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>>217471333
I went to Afghanistan once and most of the chicks there looked who whoever tf this is
In fact for a sec I thought this pic was a random afghani woman
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The girl forbidden from shaving her unibrow
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idk but i want goldfish ferrari to squat on my face and make me tongue-fuck her asshole while she punches me in the balls and accuses me of supporting the zionists

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>>217470447
Scream 5 and 6 are not cannon because they had no creative involvement from Craven (RIP) or Williamson. Williamson is writing and directing 7 so it should be considered canon and should be given a shot. That doesn't mean it will be good of course.
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I will buy the 4K blu ray of they kill off the mystery meat siblings. Chad should be walking around with two canes based on how often he has been stabbed.
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I really wanted to see the protag of 5 and 6 go insane in the 7th, it's a damn shame she got fired by the jews
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>>217471413
It wasn't supposed to be a documentary!
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>>217471370
So Dewey and Judy are alive now?

Space Nazis edition

previously on /trek/:
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I just realized Los Angeles is destroyed in all Trek timelines.
https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Hermosa_Quake
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>>217471516
Twin Peaks is a psychological soap opera
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>>217471516
Due to season 3, yes. Clarifying the Judy comes from a tear in reality from the nuclear testing makes it sci fi.
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>>217471540
Because somebody asked about other TV shows we watch and this is a film and television board?
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>>217471532
TNG is a fairy tale in space which is why it has endured so long. NuTrek is ashamed of the fairy tale qualities of TNG and overcompensates by being Mature rated.

>I was born in 1601. I'm a vampire.
What did he mean by this?
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>>217471298
yeah people don't realize how stupid and lolrandom the creative process is.

Sinners literally does use vampires as a metaphor for capitalism so it is genuinely possible that Safdie was kicking the idea around.
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>>217471281
>jeet defense force
good morning

>>217471355
you said something stupid and hoped no one would notice. try to make the same joke without saying something retarded next time. not that anyone will laugh but at least you won't be dishonest filth.
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>>217471420
this is 4chan
I said something stupid and hoped people would notice, and I was rewarded.
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>>217471470
you forgot your epic trollface, mr. master troll
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>>217471045
voodoo lady. Although I also thought the last 1/3 of the movie was a lot worse than the first 2/3.

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>>217437750
>1.3 billies edition
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>>217471247
A modern director would have, at the bare minimum, have Varang throw some quips at Quaritch just to undermine him.
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>>217471232
Funny how this is canon. The goofiest scientist guy banging the hottest military chick.
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>>217471382
he's tall
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>>217471382
>written and directed by James Cameron
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>>217471382
>hottest military chick.
bruh...

but I will agree Cameron is based he literally made this bitch feminine and kinda hot where normally she's just like a disgusting looking lesbian, so he obviously knows not to put any gay shit in the film

I also applaud the fact he made the only matriarchal society literal "whales"

on top of all that jake is a protector and provider

and finally neytiri literally knows her place and not to back chat her man she even says it in 3 several times

Cameron I applaud you for keep male values cohesive and obliterating the Jewish psyops everywhere literally, and thank you. I hope you defeat them for a third time and get to make 4 and 5 I know you are having difficulty with these 7 candle worshipping faggots but I believe in you and every red blooded hetero male believes in you too and the fight

Long Live King Jimbo

Where do I start with Star Trek?
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>>217471410
This plus Wrath of Khan in between.
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>>217471428
>Admitting to being this filtered of a pleb on /tv/
Man you couldn't torture this info out of me
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You don't start at the beginning. You just watch some random episode. That's how most people got suckered in
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>>217471293
>oh Sandra, you dumb bitch
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>>217471293
Watch in the following order:
Best 30 or so episodes of TOS
All TOS movies
A handful of episodes from season 1 and 2 of TNG followed by the entirety of season 3 on
DS9 in full
Then watch Babylon 5 and realize it's better than all of them, and I say that as someone who loves everything listed above

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New we wuz just dropped
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>>217468900
>New
That was like 10 years ago
I watched The Hate U Give, it was funny because it's the one movie where she kisses a nigger and he immediately gets shot and she goes right back to her white boyfriend
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>>217469452
cool jewish propaganda
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>>217469124
>Jew malding his golems decided to play his own game
Lol
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>>217469362
Awful! Men would never!
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>>217469124
Listen you nigger worshipping normalfag.
There were never 6 million jews in Europe.
No world leaders wrote about it, not a peep.
Why didn't that traitor churchill meniton it in his book demonizing the German people?
It makes no logical sense, why are so many babies being born in these so called death camps?
Why use a de lousing agent to EXTERMINATE when you could use nerve gas?
The victims in the camps were starvation victims which is why they look like starvation victims.

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>Only pursues kingship to get elven pussy
Here’s your masculine archetype bro
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>>217461622
> Does he really think we should expect some guy to magically show up and solve all our problems?

Don’t tell him about the mandate of heaven
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>>217464880
forgetting about silent hill, eh?
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>>217468365
no, they are both healing after the war and come to understand they want a life of peace after Faramir fought for his land and Eowyn fought for honor.
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>>217461653
My fucking balls would be a better president than Trump.
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>>217464337
Men were literally the first to fall under Sauron's power. Aragorn is being carried hard by Elven pussy juice so of course he's going to be able to resist more. Everyone else in the party has natural resistances

My friend asked me the other day.... what was the first time you feelt "weird" as a young guy wantching TV? Your first realisation that women existed and they weren't just your mum.
For me, its the obvious one. Nala.
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Why are you all having your sexual awakenings with kids shows and movies? Why not with an actual girl?


???
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>>217471149
based
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>>217471215
I always thought that was just a prequel before she got her Witcher powers
>>217471352
My Mommy wouldn't let me hang out with any girls and then when I finally brought one home she hated her. I thank myself at least once a week that I was born before it was fashionable for my Mom to chop my cock off.
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>>217470193
The Mask made me feel funny as a kid, both getting to go on the ultimate power trip and the idea that someone could also steal it and then you're fucked. Also elastigirl from the incredibles, just the ridiculous body and the supple stretchiness of it all.
It got reinforced by my discovery of softcore porn being deviant art edits of busty chicks wearing The Mask and smut about them, alongside art of elastic women. Then I erped with some people who were into it when I was younger too and it got worse.
I still have a kink for The Mask and elastic women. There's other things too but those two are the big moments that come to mind and that I talk about whenever the opportunity comes up on anonymous imageboards.
I feel like I got really unlucky in a way, like stumbling into the most niche shit as a kid and having it imprint, but on the other hand I'm probably lucky because at least its just a side fetish that I can recognize as purely fantasy, and I can still get off to stuff as simple as a good pair of titties or a nice ass, though how much that matters is probably questionable considering I am a virgin and will likely continue to be for some time.
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I don't remember when or where but seeing Linda Hamilton gave me feelings in my pants that I never felt before.

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Is the decline of movies theaters related to social media?
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>>217470986
nobody wants to go to a room full of strangers when they can just wait 6 months or less and watch it at home
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>>217471463
the kinoplex experience is better because it feels like an event
however, OP was talking about the decline of movies not the declines of kinoplexes
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>>217471463
I do. I mean, I don't care whether other people are there or not, i just like going to the kinoplex.
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>>217471463
Julia Lyn

>>217471505
kino
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>>217471463
>just wait 6 months
honestly more like 2-3 at most now. used to wait 8+ months for a vhs/dvd release to hit the rental stores.
i get the need for time to press physical copies and also to try and gauge how many you should make for the old way, but now with everything being digital may as well do some kind of home theater experience where it has a live streaming premier on netflix or something along side theater premier night.

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Times you acted like Soldier of Fortune Green Beret Major General Steven Seagal from Sniper Special Ops?
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I ate 60 dollars worth of McDonalds in one sitting.
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>>217470880
so like 4 quarter pounders and a drink?
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I snatched every motherfucker birthday.
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>>217470788
I watched part of this movie, or a nearly identical one, and he is almost ALWAYS sitting down in a chair, its fucking hilarious. Like in the middle of battle he'll just find a chair to sit in.
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>>217470788
why is the gun firing

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Unironically what causes this
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>>217470726
Ran out of foreskin face creme
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>>217470648
He's an old guy
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>>217471466
Yeah, that's what I mean. it still takes immense cardio to do that for so long. an hour straight. its retarded and impressive at the same time
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>>217471466
I could see it if he was using something that let him pull himself towards the ground during the eccentric phase, but hard to call it a push-up at that point.
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>>217470824
So the sphinx can try to eat Oedipus before his mother does.


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