Put “National Lampoon’s” in front of your favorite movie title.
National Lampoon’s Malcom X
>>219352289>National Lampoon's Runaway Train
National Lampoon's Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
National Lampoon’s Schindler’s List
>>219352887Kino soundtrack. https://youtu.be/Cq2QFOkTOzw?si=goZ02ykG0JYm_SK0&t=172
Is she even a good actress? Or just another nepotism case
>>219338299Only one foot is visible
>>219338150she was good in the re movies
>>219350702Me in the back
>>219351196aim down
why do most modern media depict incels as horrible people?
>>219351622they're an entity which is largely anti-jewish/zionist
Why isn’t the rare subspecies of “incels who are also simps” more represented in media?I’m a 37-year-old incel and I’ve given over $10k to an e-girl from twitter because she maintains an innocent persona (doesn’t even sell feet pics, and never ever posts thirst traps) and although she is a feminist, I still think she represents the best femininity has to offer (innocent, anorexic, and into findom)
>>219351622>(((modern media)))
No one like guys who cry about everything in their lives
>>219352953unless its the struggles of the black man
Now that the dust has settled, who was in the wrong?
>>219352507god this shit pisses me off
>>219351312Bros who was talking to him in that scene?
>>219352830Satan
>>219352830He imagined Jesus saying what he needed to hear
>>219351312Trample
Mario Galaxy is a Conservative Masterpiece
>>219346918>if you don't like us fucking up everything for all ages you should not be mad because only one of those age brackets is yours and we all know no one cares about what comes of future generations.
>>219328541They would have liked that exact movie if it appealed to their political sensibilities.
>>219338889I feel exactly this way about Sonic as a character, and I like Sonic games, to be fair.
>>219344099Not him, but yeah I will because he's not the Brown Indian woman who would have been President instead. Also, deporting Browns matters more than everything else. And before you go "heh, actually not that many have been deported yet!", that's not true. Even if it was, Kamala would have resulted in even less Browns being deported, and it not being something that's dealt with at all. Lefty subhumans already do everything they can to fuck over deportations with Judges, actively going out to mess with Federal Agents doing the job people voted for them to do, etcetera. Imagine how worse it would be if they were in power.
While I don't *really* care about Mario movies, I do think it's a problem that they have so little respect for children now that they don't even attempt to make kids' movies where the point is to have a plot or a message, and instead we just get wall to wall memes.If that's not a lowering of expectations and a declining culture, I don't know what is.In theory, there are things you could do narritively with Mario as a franchise. Even the Galaxy game had some stuff going on with the idea of Rosalina being this sad figure who raises stars to make up for the loss of a person she can never get back.
>>219348867I've never seen this show, is it any good?
As of this moment, I'm re-opening the X-Files thread
HACK THE PLANET!
>>219348867It's funny seeing this because I am not on an X-Files kick but I am on a William Gibson kick so I watched his two episodes recentlyThe hacker one was pretty great. Also a surprisingly straight adaptation of the whole Wintermute/Bobby Newmark/etc. threads from the Sprawl trilogy. It's weird that a random episode about two incredulous FBI agents adapted that sensibility more than say, Johnny Mnemonic ever did. Actually speaking of incredulous, the part that struck me oddest was that Scully doesn't believe in orbital lasers but when the girl talks about uploading brains to the internet, Scully responds like she actually believes that's a thing.What the fuck was going on in First Person Shooter? Just terrible comedy? And I know terrible depictions of video games in TV shows is a worn cliche but this one was particularly bizarre because it seemed like no one in the production had ever seen or heard of a video game before
Was Pete wrong here? if your kid doesnt respect you you got nothing
>>219352399Why was he legitimately bulging out though? Damn. >>219352374Very nicely animated.
>>219352852How the fuck do you think dog x cat breeding works?
>>219352287Goofy's son is a normal kid and Pete's son is a fat retard.
>>219353024I don't fucking know, that's why I need an explanation.
Whelp, I'm gonna head out of this thread. Getting a little too gay in here.
For me it will be the jihad scenes in DUNC Part 3 (aka DUN3)
>>219353015I just want to see a giant tyrannical worm rule his empire
“The Room” is a type of surrealism, but it is an entirely new and original kind of surrealism. It is completely Tommy Wiseau. There’s a moment when Lisa’s mother casually announces, “I definitely have breast cancer,” and then the conversation simply moves on. No one reacts with the weight you would expect, and the film itself never returns to it. And there’s no explanation, it just disappears. And it is absurd, like a tear in the fabric of the story, and yet it seems absolutely true and absolutely appropriate.And there was this — I know I’m taking a long time to answer your question. There was this way in which I all of a sudden realized that what the really great artists do, and it sounds very trite to say it, but what the really great artists do is they’re entirely themselves. They’re entirely themselves. They’ve got their own vision, their own way of fracturing reality, and that if it’s authentic and true, you will feel it in your nerve endings. And this is what “The Room” did for me.
I still think it was written as a comedy. I don't believe Sestero's narrative.
Me underwears
>>219346819Wiseau's story is not different from an incel rant on /r9k/. He was probably honest but too mentally damage to make it barely coherent
imagine the sexual abuse needed to break someone's mind that the result is tommy wiseau
Why does Alex Kurtzman still have a job running Star Trek?
>>219349536>the gay Klingon's name is Jay-DenStar Trek: Beyond Parody
>>219350217The chuds, apparently, since ACKolyte and ACKademy both got cancelled. Too bad the power of the CHUDside kept the modern audience billions strong, female and melanated, from tuning in . . .
>>219335961>Why does Alex Kurtzman still have a job ruining Star Trek?fixed that for you
>>219335961According to Google A.I. there are 10s of millions of LGBTQ people in the U.S. alone. Why aren't they showing up to consume Leftist LGBT products? Is it because the LGBT people are too busy hitting the nightclubs and bars and having sex?
>>219352892too busy broadcasting their pronouns on social media and filling out gender surveys
Why didn’t they choose a prettier actress…?
>>219345489Should have cast Amanda Fix
>>219346344I heard youtube chuds comparing her to CW supergirl.
>>219352848Kek. They are comparing her to Moist Benoist which I think is unfair for any actress regardless of the context.Again, DC could have gotten out in front of this latest debacle but I suspect DC is the one who gave her the feminist talking point.
>>219352606MF that's the brownest thing you could've said.She looks inbred. Only an Indian would simp for her. Show us your arm.
ngl her culture warring soured me on her big time, i watched some of her lesser known stuff too
>A..A..Are you German?
Leeloo Dallas Multipass
Aziz light!
>>219347733her daughter
>>219351266
wash up with you
>>21934404990% of what I watch is old XFM, 80s/90s Star Trek, 00s Doctor Who, old Top Gear and Frasier on a loop. Honestly I think I am totally detached from modern media culture and I don't care.
albinooo posting in this thread
>>219344406cus you can ark back
YOU SMELL.YOU SHIT?
>>219339851Looks like somebody got his head sqooze.
I'll make ya famous
>>219352634>the only one that lived
>>219352634Sold out Billy to Pat Garrett.
>>219350704now this is kino
>>219352978Try some peyote then.
>>219349768god he was so based.
How did her career die so quickly?
>>219349353Never mind, I found it>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfFUlYWWlHo
>>219348874because the only person who knows her name is one jeet spammer
>>219346387Her smoking divided /tv/ for sure. But every actress smokes even your waifus.
>>219352021even Joey King?
>>219347176snood nectar
